Ancient capital of Italy, about 0 BC

"Oi Nozzer, what you at teammate ?"Mark Anthony shouted above the clamouring of a officious capital of Italy morning.

"Off down the Colloseum flavor,"Nostradamous replied,"They got some new Gaulish Margaret Mead and a new great deal of angle slaves."

"audio good, I'll tell Julie,"target Anthony replied.

"Call me Julie again and your head will link up those of the Krauthead on the spikes above the city gates,"Julius Ceasar chipped in.

"All right prevent your pate on,"target Anthony replied,"Do you cypher they got any Virgo the Virgin Nozzer ?"

"Six weeks in a boat with a gang of randy oarsman, I don't think so,"Nozzer replied,"More the likes of Oars, anyway the came from what the angle phone call"Es Sex"what ever that is."

"right field,"chump Susan B. Anthony agreed.

"Anyway I thought you had a regular bunk up with Cleo ?"Nozzer continued.

"Oh yeah, great, slap-up compexion, corking in the sack but she bathes in donkey milk and malodor like a bloody domestic ass,"crisscross Anthony replied.

"Can't have it all,"Nozzer laughed,"See you later right ?"

Nozzer called in on his mate Michael Angelo on his way to the Colloseum,"Mikey how you doing mate ?"he called.

High above the flooring of the Sistine Chapel Mikey was lying on a scaffold board having a kip and sleping off a heavy night on the mead and ale.

"Diminu - bloody - endo,"Mikey replied,"living the racket down. Me heads splitting mate."

"It's the paint mate, you want to use pencil lead not cow dung,"Nozzer suggested,"Anyway it was only supposed to take a week, two coats of briliant white they said."

"match, they are paying by the day and they like my graffiti,"Mikey explained,"Money for old forget me drug like."

"All right wing for some,"Nozzer replied,"You hear about Pisa beacon ?"

"Every shag eubstance heard about Pisa lighthouse, started keeling over so they put a construction in it,"Mikey sighed,"Just fuck off and do some Philosopherising or what ever it is you do."

"Charming,"Nozzer agreed,"Fuck you too."

The Colloseum was fussy, every slit and his mate was there eyeing up the new slaves.

Some was naked, the Angles and Gauls was so pale they needed browning up to be fanciable, but the Arab had to be kept under concealment or they blacked up, to the highest degree was shackled together but some was in individual wooden cages.

"What's the point of that ?"Nozzer asked some random bloke.

"From Greece, fucking Lesbos,"he said.

"From Lesbos or are they Lesbo's ?"Nozzer asked.

"cunt,"the chap answered,"Anyway what can I do you for ?"

"Oh a nice bird, say xx one, blonde, big melon,"Nozzer replied.

"How much you got ?"the chap queried.

"Fifty, 50 five at a push,"Nozzer offered.

"Well you can ingest her,"he pointed to a beautiful Angle Angel Falls,"From Wessex, beautiful girlfriend, fucks like an backer,"he taunted,"For one hour for fifty."

"I want's a household slave,"Nozzer explained.

"For fucking 50, you wan na get material mate,"the fella replied,"You can cause her mum,"he said pointing to a wrinkled old hag.

"Nah, rather fuck a camel,"Nozzer admitted.

"shuffle up yer idea, bawd or scrubber, cleaner."the bloke sighed exasperated.

"Bit of both,"Nozzer replied.

"That's a fucking married woman, don't go there mate they're difficulty,"the fellow advised before he saw some early mug and fucked off to con him instead.

Nozzer wandered off,"Houseboy sir ?"some woman hollered, pointing at half a dozen naked chap tied up in a pen.

Nozzer looked up,"Hung like Donkeys,"she said.

"flavor like you been taking advantage,"Nozzer quipped.

"Every half minute, add up and see the show,"she offered.

"For fucks sake !"Nozzer sighed,"I ent fucking Hellene !"

"No ?"says the woman as she grabs the nearest slave's cock and starts wanking it,"You sure ?"

"Absolutely,"Nozzzer says.

"Then why you getting a surd on ?"she asked,"You want me to wank your little cock instead ?"she asked.

Nozzer looked down at his Toga, it was like a Tent pole was pushing it out,"ass !"he said out loud.

The adult female suddenly left her slave and stuck her hand up Nozzer's Toga. He wished he had put on clean pant but they was in the wash so he had come out without any.

"Ooooh you are a big boy,"she cooed,"Five Sirstes to make you cum or I'll rip it out by the roots for free."

Nozzer liked it approximative,"Rip it out by the ascendent,"he requested,"Please."

She dropped him like a blastoff,"Fuck off deviate !"she said abruptly.

"Me a screwing perv ?"he snapped,"Its you what fucks slave in world ten meter a day !"

"Twenty on a trade good day,"she smiled.

Nozzer shook his oral sex and went turn to see the animals. Andreas the king of beasts Tamer was looking worried.

"Wazzup Andy,"Nozzer queried.

"shtup Gaul bit Leo,"he said pointing to one of his king of beasts feet,"Gone septic, look."

Nozzer was pudding head but not stuid enough to get in a king of beasts cage to look at an infected foot at Leo's dejeuner clip, which was basically any clip a Lion wasn't actually a kip.

"tone bad,"Nozzer agreed.

"Poor bugger's off his feed look."Andy qipped pointing at an old Phoenician dyad liberally coated with Tomato sauce cowering naked at the spine of the cage.

"You'll have to get a new one I reckon,"Nozzer said unhelpfully.

"Oh great avail,"Andy replied.

"What odds on him winning Fri ?"Nozzer asked.

Andy had a think and then said"If its Christians again it's a dead cert but Gauls, I reckon old Leo will run a bloody leage."

Nozzer nodded and went to check out the Chariots for Saturday race. His mate Benner was working on his two buck chariot carefully adjusting the trailing by walloping the wooden axle as hard as he could with a huge mallet.

"Fucks sake Benner you'll bust it mate,"Nozzer cautioned

"I don't fucking care if I do,"Benner cursed,"Fucking understeers on the entry to Lesmo 1 then oversteers on way out."

"Too lots fucking information,"Nozzer suggested,"See yah."

Nozzer was bored, he worked Nox working out the futurity from the stars, it wasn't a bad job, lie on the cap for a few minutes a couple of times a month and dream up some incumbrance of bolloks to tell the twats down the United States Senate. Writing it up was the worst, three scrolls all the Saami for different department. Anyroad it beat up social lion Taming and being a Gladiator.

He wandered up the temple of Vesta to have a bit of banter with the"Vestal Virgins."

There was a bit of a kerfuffle. Some shuttle was getting chucked out of a a face door. Nozzer recognised her, she used to live near his gaff, her dad was summat in the Senate.

Nozzer wandered up to stick his beak in,"Analise ?"he queried.

"shag off pervert,"she replied sharply, before she recognised him."Oh sorry, you're Nostradamus ain't you ?"

"Yes, call me Nozzer,"he replied helpfully.

"Bloody beef have chucked me out, me dad will birth a fit,"she stormed.

"But why ?"Nozzer asked.

"Do I have to draw a characterization ?"she snapped,"They want Virgins."

"Oh,"Nozzer said awkwardly.

"I was having a crafty wank and got carried away,"she said.

"You are Analise ?"he enquired.

"Yes, sorry, they call me Swan Vesta in the tabernacle, I thought you were after anal,"she replied.

"I shouldn't mind as it happens,"Nozzer replied.

"Well forget it,"she snapped,"Oh fuck now what do I do, Dad'll go mad."

"Lie low for a bit ?"Nozzer suggested,"You can kip round my gaff if you like."

"In your bed ?"she asked.

"If you like,"he smiled.

"And if I don't ?"she asked

"You can sleep on the floor after I fucked you ?"he ventured.

"Oh well beggars can't be selector,"she said happily as she gathered up her meagre belongings,"leash on."

Nozzer was gob smacked, usually he paid a few Sirstes for a bunk up with a hard worker and got tod to fuck off by relinquish women but suddenly here was a bird what was up for it. He should stimulate sensed a trap but his brain was definitely switched off and his testis firmly in control.

"Failed monthly review, said me Hymen was bust,"Analise explained,"Anyway what were you doing here ?"

"Bored, I was looking for sign hard worker to retain the sign clean and that."he explained.

"And that ?"she asked.

"That,"he agreed.

"sound like you need a wife,"she suggested.

"right, so where do I find a married woman ?"he asked.

"Are you blind or just pudden-head ?"Analise asked.

"Oh, look I didn't mean,"Nozzer said.

"Yes of course of instruction I will !"Analise gasped and kissed Nozzer on the cheek.

Nozzer was shocked,"Look"he said.

"Oh, lets get assail your station and consumate it !"Analise taunted.

Nozzer warmed to the idea. Analise offered up a silent prayer, Nozzer wasn't the easily catch but his bed beat sleeping on the cobblestones of the Autostrada.

In just a few minutes they were in Nozzer's gaff. Analise gritted her teeth and slipped off her toga.

"Do you like what you see ?"she simpered.

"Uh ?"Hozzer replied but his rooster spoke for him.

"Oh you are a big boy,"Analise exclaimed as she saw the front of his toga upgrade propelled by his knob end, she had sober doubts that something that big would actually fit inside her.

She sat on the border of the mesa, spread her stage, closed her eyes and dreamed some beautiful gladiator was about to spear her.

"Oh Annie you're so beautiful,"he husked and kissed her forehead.

Her puss began to feel moist. She kept her eyes tightly closed so she didn't have to look at Nozzer's ugly mug,"Do it !"she husked.

A searing hurting wracked her mind as Nozzer brutally shoved his meat into her diffused yielding kitty,"Awww, that fucking hurt !"she railed.

"Tis done now my dear,"Nozzer explained,"No more pain just pleasure."

"In your make out pipe dream mate you're tearing me in half !"she replied but the pain was subsiding.

Actually it was starting to find quite dainty, Annie warmed to the idea, she opened her eyes, to be honest Nozzer didn't look quite as ugly, she could get used to this she decided.

"Oh that feels so nice,"she cooed.

"Not bad is it ?"Nozzer agreed and he promptly shot his load.

Annalise wasn't expecting it, what with never having it before and that. All that love juice shot up inside her,"What the screwing's going on."she asked.

"Just fritter me freight deary,"Nozzer explained,"Oh fuck I'm kn ackered."

"Is that it ?"Analise enquired.

"Till I'e had a kip and a feed,"Nozzer agreed,"Then game on troll two."

"In your dreams,"she replied,"Anyway we have to separate Daddy we're engaged."

Too later Nozzer sensed the trap,"Engaged ? I'm just letting you kip here ?"

"Oh you heartless fucking beast,"she wailed putting on a comely display of Nile Crocodile weeping,"Professing that you have it off me only to cast me aside as soon as you've slimed me."

"Nice one,"I suppose next off you'll be telling dad I fucking forced you ?"

"Err,"Analise stalled realising she'd been rumbled.

"Well lift up a half decent dowry and I'll nookie marry you,"Nozzer offered.

"Dick headway, that's why I was a VV, Dad's too skint to pay a decent dowry,"Annie replied.

"Oh well let's see what he's oblation,"Nozzer offered,"On the other handwriting Army of the Pure not, I got another stiffy. On your spinal column wench, it's your favorable day ! ”