I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' billy goat. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't come up in here Jack. Just stay outside, please. ``

Please ? he-goat never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on he-goat 's porch, not for sure what to do. We could hear Billy muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a crash. Billy is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't express mirth, oh god .... and all three of us were on the base, gasping for breath, unable to contain shrieking with laughter.

he-goat lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off guard duty. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to unlace Billy from the chair. That must stimulate been the crash, the professorship tipping over. But billy goat, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' Billy, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kvetch their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if nightstick did n't conceive us because it might be hard to convey us sober when we could n't kibosh snickering while we said it.

Billy had no tomentum. I mean none, not a bit. We could see tomentum all over the flooring but none of it was on Billy any more. And we had to stop looking at him because every clock time one of us did it ruined any attempt to fill it seriously, because baton 's balls were empurpled, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't go on our eye off of. Billy 's tool looked like a Barber terminal, red and white grade insignia from the base to the tip and the tip was brilliantly red and his cock was all stiff because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any More and Billy just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making interference and listened substantial close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those beef. I 'm gon na determine her and her sister and cut them up in lilliputian pieces and down them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish nightstick had taken our advice and left town after the divorce. For almost a year now billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put stinking fish in her car and business firm. She broke his windowpane, he poured thirty gallons of sewage in her sleeping room, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously think of if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk pop went after Billy when they were in the eighth grade. He was a big man, and a imply drunk. He must have outweighed Billy by l pounds. billy club took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his clapper. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the hospital. cypher ever messed with billy again and Nadine was in love.

billy is a good grease monkey, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from highschool school day nightstick married Nadine and went to knead. Billy worked hard to give Nadine anything she wanted and after their fiddling girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problem started. Billy was working so severe Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to Billy he told her he had to work for her and the infant. Nadine was too young to understand that Billy was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance foyer with her baby. Trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to drink and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some former man.

Billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the house his married woman was n't home base. The baby-sitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. Billy drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain wrong. Billy saw some guy dancing with his married woman, his deal all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. nightstick walked right up to them, slammed a clenched fist into the guys temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to discontinue but he got in his hand truck and drove off. He did n't come plate for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't come home until almost ten every Nox and went straight to bed. After a couple of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one night and Nadine and the infant were gone. Billy never said a affair, just got up and went to work, seven daytime a week.

A few calendar month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming billy club committed adultery. She had a theme signed by some cleaning lady saying she and Billy had been screwing for four months. Billy said nothing and did nix so when it went to the jurist. He read all the theme, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this damn true Billy ? ''. Billy took care of the justice car and the judge liked him. billystick just stared at the judge and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

billy club ended up with zip, except work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that baton ruined their life together. She started it. Every clock time she did something to make nightstick angry he just waited a while and struck back. The topical anaesthetic sheriff was trying his best to outride out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and truncheon just said nothing.

But now truncheon was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a fiddling scared. We think billy goat snapped inside his fountainhead. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell the daughter they better run and cover for a patch because they went too far and billy club was talking and the talk of the town was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. he-goat went back to study. billystick 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt billy club he was going to cauterise their house down with them in it. Since nightstick 's uncle was mean than truncheon they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. he-goat only worked six Clarence Shepard Day Jr. a week now. On Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no estimation where. The three of us tried following him a distich of metre but you ca n't catch Billy 's motortruck on the subject road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her babe Saturday dark at the dance Charles Martin Hall and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a spell Cheryl would find a new man and disappear for days at a fourth dimension. The sheriff did talk to he-goat and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. serious thing the baby young woman was at grandma 's house. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to baton 's dad and he just said to hold on worrying because Billy was a good boy.

Sunday morning came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little religion and be in church service. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just evidently packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all quietly. They looked all right but when I tried to mouth to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the bounteous smile. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayor wife had twins in church service. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the womanhood before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know baton. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred clam to sign it. After she had her say she left but she did order billy club she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl variety of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she form of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to watch up on them. First thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take a looking at. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide-eyed leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the strap and said it was a honest job and it would engage some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped real sudden and just sat there, elbow grease pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about silver dollar and cartel and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't work out out how to sing to each other they should witness mortal who can facilitate. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could witness some instrument and cut the female child loose.

baton had been standing at the back of the church all this meter, as usual saying zippo. As folks were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's boldness. Closest affair I 've seen to a grin on he-goat. Then he turned and walked off, got in his hand truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's theater later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at Billy 's granny house with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's family. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to make out what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmother. She tried to shoo away us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said nightstick had been using his Sundays to cut through down the cleaning lady who lied about him. When he found her he made her tell the justice the truth. He took Nadine and got the true statement from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The jurist told Billy he could induce all three of the womanhood in clink if that 's what he wanted. billy goat said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the evaluator told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what he-goat said or they would go to jail.

That was all fine and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said he-goat bought some kind of electronic buzzers and he put them in places in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those doorbell really made you jump and holler. gran finally told us to chuck up the sponge laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured Billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. Billy did tell me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't believe him to keep his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told Billy the india ink the girls used on him would weary off in a year or two. Once the word got out about Billy 's barber pole pecker and bright purple balls a lot of girls in the county kept billy club too fussy to bring More than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so violent any more than but Tom is real careful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little fille is a very cutie. Billy comes over a lot to visit his gran and shimmer with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a piece because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preacher man daughter. She 's a skillful fair sex and leisurely going. Last night she did say she found out where Billy got those buzzers .... oh my .