Bringing in Migrants, How Stumpy got his notch name

It was that nighttime bit of the nighttime just afore dawn, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The slight sea crestless wave rocked our boat the"Fair maidservant"as we approached the earth and the engine just burbled on ticking over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel but Denzil fitted a straightforward six gas out of an old cartel harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

radiolocation showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the fish hold where about forty blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their nous out to see the faint scheme of the breakers on the sandlike beach.

"You want the A30 route for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could wax aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the hard cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. XL odd on em climbed in dinghy designed for ten and off they went into the nighttime.

Which left half a dozen girlfriend, we told they iffen they stuck bathing costume on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a span at a time as plodding would be too busybodied eyeing up their pap and that to worry if they was immigrants.

trend that was bollocks, they'd get picked up speedy smart but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two land mile from the next poxy uninhabited island ten naut mi from the next poxy inhabited island. It were the likes of survival of the fit, we landed respective hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of realm End mind.

Didn't give a roll in the hay really, Denzil were so racist he even hated folks from Devonshire let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish hold sorting the birds out with swimsuit. These was raspberry what usually wore they burka, head to toe collapsible shelter things where you couldn't see aught but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"Look at the fucking tit on this one."

"Fuck off,"I said,"dungeon yer mits off."

The evident audio of someone being smacked round the head wafted up from the fish hold.

"The damn gripe slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her nipple alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her tits, I was doing a Donald cornet,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should have asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"piece of ass off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the steering wheel house, Ross had to hang about in engine room quick to start the locomotive engine if seacoast Guard showed up, so I told Denzil to bring the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the pilothouse lights and in her underclothing I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"nookie off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody bitch, give me the decent horn then slaps me chops,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"well give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look ducky,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and throw me over the face ?"she asked.

"fountainhead it don't make no signified the early way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's feelings not fancying him."

"And you Mister senior pilot, will you have a go at it me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll pass"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant screw me ?"she asked.

"Fuck you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racist,"I said,"brand Hitler depend like a Liberal."

"Who is this Adolf Hitler ?"she asked.

"Button it and spread your legs,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for shag sake,"Denzil,"I fucking have a go at it bustin'hymens."

The sea was like glass, so clear you could you coud see the reflection of the light from Long ships beacon light thirty nautical mile away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be pudden-head, hang on to the rail and let Denzil bang you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see split in her eyes. I helped by pulling her knickers down. Denzil had his turncock out and I helped her grip the coaming round the compass binacle and had her crease over.

This prison term she let Denzil beat a fingerbreadth or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her nipple and let them loose. Her nipples were inches long, she was seriously horny.

"fuck's sake Jethro, she leaking like a fucked stern gland,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the gripe shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"fountainhead that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more Virgo the Virgin down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the fille right by me.

"Course I am you dick head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her tits and nips as he slammed into her puss from behind.

"Bet you're glad you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by XL fellow by now and not in good order Edward White chap neither."

She weren't hearing, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the near of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy bastard made his misapprehension. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a normal human being he grabs the pathetic bitch a bit rough and forces her foreland down.

"Clean my gumshoe up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her mouth open he rammed his hawkshaw in her mouth.

It were what they call a sprightliness changing moment, soon as he got his cock in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"roll in the hay sake, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head in its gob do you ?

"hitch it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her top dog with his clenched fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fire axe or flash gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so fishy, until I saw the blood, she was chewing his cock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his prick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the spinal column of the heading. Down she went taking the last four inch of Denzil's tool with her.

He stared at the chapfallen soapbox in disbelief.

"Fucks sake Jethro,"he says,"roll in the hay sake."

"I reckon your days of fuckin'birds are over mate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"shag off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Charles Herbert Best swim for it love,"I says and next thing she's out the wheelhouse and over the position, striking out for the nearest island.

"thinker the roulette wheel first mate,"I says and I goes down the fish detainment,"Your mate just bit my mate's cock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot meliorate follow ready smart."

I left em to it, splash, splash, four splashes and a later tentative smash on the wheel sign of the zodiac door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"Fucks sake."

"How's about I sell you a aliveness crown ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the unctuous rag pressed against his groin slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten pound, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my father, do you have any wives ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm nookie dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to take out,"Denzil whimper,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will arrest you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the side instead !"she suggested.

"I'm fucking tempted,"I explained,"Here take the animation jacket, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me lash the life jacket on her and she jumps in the water and sort of one-half dog paddles after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."Full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice pipe to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an locomotive engine let alone two."

I heard him zigzag the engine, as in with a starting handle, electric start was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing gravy boat with four speed and lift gearbox N of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his knob end bit off,"I shouted.

"bust time filthy bastard,"Dan replied as he come alongside. he hopped over the gunwale and secured the dingy so it towed astern, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

twenty dollar bill arcminute later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the shag did that fall out,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining stump of his cock.

"Caught in a crab's pair of tweezers,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the fellow asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the cuss even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of fagot who had played too gravelly, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance General Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"engine bother, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must have been two or three calendar month later this bird add up looking for me, not bad looking all things considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life crownwork,"she says.

"No, don't headache about it, it was only deserving a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five fucks remember,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to yarn-dye your mates, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my cottage."You are stiff man, punishing ruthless, brave, You will be a trade good married man, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bally coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the backrest of my armchair, her bra shoulder strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her knickers down and sat on me settle. She spread her legs,"Look virgin still."

I dropped me trousers, which was daft as I had to catch them up again to make off the room access and stop Mrs Penhaligon from succeeding door vagabondage in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me air sock and sea charge left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will do it anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was right she guided my tool into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being fraught would avail her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her teeth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any tool left he had to accept one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky asshole .