A note on our playfull side ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of wedlock here is a funny narration from our slip to the Loves hand truck stoppage.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my coldcock motortruck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since passion is like 30 mi away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourist poppycock and said she wanted a snack so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and 1st Baron Verulam sausage balloon joystick with a bacon cheese control stick. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney poppycock and I see angelical tarts favourable ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me seize them.

Now were on the way base we are talking about a car chance event that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Min dialect or so she is giving me tight looks while I chow down on sweet-flavored tarts rope. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other handwriting missed out on a sweet burn because I had no idea, she thought the ropes were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would suffer known she thought it was high mallow I would hold fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheeseflower. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog home for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that tribe if how spousal relationship survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : Imagine your mate eating your favorite food, one right after the other. Your starvation. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the decease glower ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the lounge when a commercial message for boy meets globe came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fright of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye rolls or something.

In all typical me fashion I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

haystack says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your side really looks like a frank bum. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to punch him. I 'm swinging setback all over but missing and then he grab me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In true sadist manner, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

smut whiz Deep Throating

bank note to readers : this story is megascopic. 2 girls 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This news report starts at body of work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short period of time of meter. I wanted to get bettor. I saw it hanging on the wall and thought, its a miracle. twinkling pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to Reading penthouse and texting hoi polloi. I discovered a penthouse baseball club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my beau about my naughty plans.

The store stayed evacuate till close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the young man called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to affect. I reminded him of my plans, said our honey and goodbyes.

I started out expectant. I was outdoing porn maven. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute of arc ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't commit off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a ripe sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his handwriting. Cards I had never seen before. military position reward cards. I picked one and got into location. What fallowed was the ripe oral he has ever given. The scoop oral I have ever recieved. Oral for try !

Then he took ascendance. He put me in missional position and did his batrachian diddley move affair I like so much. Its fast, rough and spirit amazing. It also does n't need him long to finish.

After a immediate shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes matter do n't exercise out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

little things

Its always the footling affair that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in former and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy position

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the downhearted

coating my creative estimation : )

Our little driving

Our woodsy picnics

Your problem solving on the fly.

career or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of matter. I just make love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't do it, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any prospect. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night master had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my burst but I threatened to crowd him off me, and kick his human face. ( overweening thrashing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my arms down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and warm. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't motivate. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my human foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly satanic ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. summarize sex till climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any die though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of course of instruction. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No whips around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good times. Nothing hurts him. Of course of instruction we both took turns using the tickler file on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice drum roll of course.

Then onto circuit board. My work force tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The side by side calling card had directions for me to sit on his second joint. Twice we tried the challenging pose and twice i fell. superior laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed ascendance. He went doggie for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the bound with a goodness boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his principal and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. deterrent example learned. Run following time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college paper

How to pen a composition

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while Master nags you

ingest a few Federal Reserve note

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your daughter faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the newspaper but snack instead

have sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to work out

Begn for frigid pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame passe-partout for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then get a few earphone calls

Write some more

exact a smoke prison-breaking. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel aplomb as you gossip with a friend.

finish paper

smoke again.

I think maestro waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the composition was for me lol. He concludes the Nox with, `` and you now have 2 newspaper each week for the rest of the terminus '' ripe grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

wrick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was defenseless and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not much reason so the bratwurst comes out. `` guess its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im boundary and bent over the recondite freezing getting a spanking. A concentrated hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a sappy fun couple in this candid second write up. This is not intended to stir a debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise dubiousness about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the beginning fourth dimension this 10 and intend to fatigue them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for inspection ... I said `` Look at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a trick about him not understanding consent. He continued to larrup me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his deficiency of regard for consent. This got ululation of laugh and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about cover consent because he bought me ( marriage antic ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choking coil hold and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my side is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to kick the bucket him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laugh. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That ill at ease moment when your trying to determine sapphic porn but a wanderer front crawl across your headphone so you throw it, and wake the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was modest. lowly spaces put me on edge. You said I 'd be finely. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be wanderer down there. I wasnt born last night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunking trip. I took some exposure. You kept asking me to propel along and connect you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to fall in me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to care things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did locomote. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relief. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, madness or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip over it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the merely one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the release. I became fixated on a small crawlspace with a lilliputian bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend dexter. You gave me lighting for my photograph. When I asked you to fawn to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said null. You were affected role during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb up out. once we got out and had walked just down the lead you spilled all the beans. The turn was home to a teacup disc sized black furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me pop off the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would experience screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful metre. Ignorance is seventh heaven. Thank you for today .