My friend Frank and I were sitting in front of the TV watching a football game and chatting. I guess I mentioned that I had not succeeded in hooking up with a cleaning woman for several weeks and I was not about to pay a cocotte but that I was getting really horny. I 've never had good luck keeping a long term girlfriend.

He said, `` If you just want an well-off shtup or blowjob, I 've got a plan that works for me almost every time but you ca n't be picky. I go bar hopping but I do n't start till about eleven or so. Sometimes I have to go to three or four bars before I spot the in good order girl but I know her when I see her. She 's usually but not always a minuscule sometime than me. She is either homely but not ugly, or over free weight and she is dressed like you would expect a beautiful young Delilah to be. You know, either a suddenly skirt or short shorts that let half of her ass pin out the buttocks and a thermionic tube top or hempen necktie top or something like that. ``

I looked at him, `` I want the beautiful young temptress. '' I 'm just your middling white guy. I 'm 31, 5'10 '' and consider 185. I 'm getting my first few grey whisker, I wear shabu and ingest just a little bit of a center aged bay window. Frank is a lot like me. I do have a reasonably nice seven inch prick but you have to get that far before a cleaning woman would have it off that. `` Sure you do but how often do you get one ? '' hotdog replied. I just slowly nodded my head. hotdog continued, `` I walk up to her and rustling in her ear, How about going out to my car and giving me a blowjob ? Once in a while I get slapped but dressed like she is, she is probably out looking for sex too. I pick the less desirable single because not a lot of early bozo have hit on her, she is not expecting a guy better than me and if I do get to hump her she is probably going to be nice and pissed because she has not had a lot of tool pounding her pussy. Doug, you 'd be storm how many times I score a while of ass or get the cum sucked out of my cock. ``

It indisputable sounded reasonable, especially since I had already downed three beers in the last half hour. The game ended about ten and I decided to try it. I was sitting there during the fourth quarter with a hard-on from thinking about what Frank said but with him there, I could n't do anything about it. Frank went home to his married woman and I headed to the parking lot and got in my car.

It was the third gear bar I went to before I spotted a daughter like what Frank said to front for but there she was sitting at the bar. She was n't quondam than me. She actually looked five or ten year younger but she fit everything else he said to look for. She was wearing shortcut jeans shorts and a bright chicken halter top. She was probably XXX pounds or more than corpulence, had pretty thickly crank, had on more makeup than looked redress but had not done her tone down Robert Brown hair up in any fantasy way. She had Thomas More of a beer belly than I did.

I was nervous about how Frank had said to approach her but there was an evacuate pot next to her and I figured that unsound affair that could find would be that I would get slapped in presence of everyone else in the bar. I sat next to her. I leaned fill up and spoke softly, `` How would you like to go out to my car and give me a blowjob ? '' At first there was a shocked feeling on her face as she turned to look at me but then it went away and she scanned me from psyche to toe, stopping for a dear looking at at my genitalia. `` Buy me a drink and we 'll verbalize about it. '' I called the bartender. She had a Bloody Mary and I had a Bud. We introduced ourselves by our first off figure only and made little talk till our drinks were about gone. Then I again asked her if she would go out to my car with me. She looked me in the eye for a minute and just said, `` Sure. ``

We got in my car. Joan reached back and unhooked and removed her hangman's halter top. `` Suck my mamilla first. '' Her tits were probably 38 or 40 D 's and sagged quite a bit but they were still decent and she had big hard nipples. I really enjoy nursing on a woman 's boobs. When my sassing first wrapped around one of her tit, she let out a loud groan and pushed her chest at my face. I probably spent five minutes sucking and squeezing her boob and actually brought her to an orgasm doing it. While I was doing it, she had her manus in my drawers and around my prick, slowing jacking me.

She backed away, `` OK, it 's my good turn now. '' I shifted my spatial relation, lifted my butt and pulled my pants and shorts down to my stifle. In the moonlight she saw my prick for the first time. `` That 's a really nice cock. I 'm going to savor this. '' With that, she wrapped her hand around the base of my dick and slipped her lips over the question. My cock jumped and I groaned. It had been a patch. I hoped I did not come too quickly.

She licked and sucked on my cockhead while she slid her mitt up and down my dig. I sat there with my optic closed, enjoying the feeling. After a minute she stopped. I opened my eyes and looked down. She looked up at me and smiled, `` Am I doing it the way you like it ? '' `` You 're doing great but it would be even better if you took your paw away and used your oral cavity more. '' Joan moved her hand and took more of me in her backtalk. I started moving my hips, fucking in time with her bobbing top dog. A couple times I touched the cover of her oral cavity and she gagged a little.

I put my hand on the back of her head and controlled the amphetamine that I wanted her to go down on me at. After several minutes I felt my globe filling with cum and start to tighten up. I put my hands on both position of her psyche and held her still as I fucked into her mouthpiece as operose and debauched as I could without gagging her. Joan locked her mouth around my ray and sucked as hard as she could. My spunk raced down my hump dick and exploded in her mouth. I could feel her swallowing as my prick pulsed several times, each time shooting a flow of my come into her mouth.

I stopped coming but she did not stop sucking till I went limp. Joan sat up. There was a small string of cum at the corner of her rima oris. She wiped it into her oral fissure with her fingerbreadth and sucked her finger. She smiled at me, `` That was really safe. '' I told her that if she waited just a few minutes I could get hard again and I would give her cunt a skillful fucking. `` That sounds dainty but I 'm having my point so it 's out of the dubiousness. '' Joan re-fastened her top and opened the car room access at stepped out. She blew me a kiss and headed back to the bar while I sat in the car with my centre in my hand.




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