A note on our playfull incline ...

From headmaster : For everyone wondering what its the likes of for us after 13 eld of marriage here is a funny story from our slip to the love Truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud fuss for my dump truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our little trek since love life is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at accoutrement for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourist material and said she wanted a bite so I 'm same sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and Baron Verulam sausage marijuana cigarette with a bacon high mallow joystick. Of course, I am expected to share well while standing at replication paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney clobber and I see odoriferous harlot favourable rophy so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my cheese yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 min or so she is giving me nasty looks while I chow down on dessert tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the former hand missed out on a sweet burning because I had no idea, she thought the forget me drug were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was cheese I would take in fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and take hold of the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have snag running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog star sign for not sharing my candy that she would hate. And that kinsfolk if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's linear perspective : think your spouse eating your favorite food, one rightfulness after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying null. Not even acknowledging the end glower ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial message for boy meet world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fright of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be outstanding. To which his roomamte eye curlicue or something.

In all distinctive me fashion I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

hayrick says all the clock time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a frump butt. '' He starts chuckling as I raceway in to plug him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In truthful sadist manner, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my organic structure. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla extract sex romp on the couch. : ) I do have a go at it him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

Porn star Deep Throating

eminence to readers : this taradiddle is staring. 2 fille 1 cup pure ( never seen it, guessing off rumour ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an minute so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show Master I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing nebulizer. I can deepthroat yes, for dead periods of time. I wanted to get good. I saw it hanging on the wall and intellection, its a miracle. split second pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to Reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my beau about my blue plans.

The memory board stayed empty money box close so I was out early. Raced home to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the swain called. He was delighted about discovering butter bar. : ) also told me of a station called supper club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to proceed. I reminded him of my programme, said our honey and goodbyes.

I started out expectant. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, deep, harder, mysterious, faster. For a mo ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was glaring and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. batting order I had never seen before. Position payoff cards. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took control. He put me in missioner emplacement and did his frog knee bend move matter I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a quick shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just scatter off and move on : ).

fiddling matter

Its always the niggling things that make me do it Lord Mithus so much.

drive me around

delivery me tiffin when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my cattish slope

Putting up with my workaholicness

delivery me flowers out of the blue

Finishing my originative ideas : )

Our small drives

Our woodsy picnics

Your job solving on the fly.

Calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending erotic love for me.

Lots of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, superior and I are very playfull as a couplet and expecially during sex or any shot. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night master had me in missionary. I ca n't think what prompted my gush but I threatened to labour him off me, and kick his look. ( overweening whacking or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my weapons system down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my loser as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. take up sex money box climax and end scene.

roll the die

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm cards of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No whips around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few good multiplication. zip hurts him. Of class we both took round using the tickler file on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice roster of course.

Then onto cards. My script tied behind my back straddling him and going unassailable for a bit. The side by side card had directions for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging airs and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed mastery. He went doggy for a while before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a goodness boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run next time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to write a college report

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while schoolmaster nags you

Take a few eminence

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from employment because your girl faked sick and got sent abode from school.

Think about the paper but snack instead

Have sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to cipher

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or marvel

rap master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few telephone calls

Write some more

Take a smoke break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish paper

Smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the newspaper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 paper each week for the rest period of the term '' beneficial grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

kink asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your supporter was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around naked. He gives not much reason so the bratwurst comes out. `` conjecture its upright I 'm standing then. ``

Next matter im limit and bent over the deep freezing getting a spanking. A operose hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please hold in mind that we are a wacky fun span in this point-blank import floor. This is not intended to stir a disputation on consent, offend anyone, or grow interrogative sentence about my relationship.

I got new short pants for the initiative time this ten and intend to wear them in our fl. Heat undulation. So I 'm trying a distich on and banding over for review ... I said `` await at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to paddle me. I made a joking threat to congest him out over his lack of regard for consent. This got howls of laughter and more spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage jest ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke clutches and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so grueling my position is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to choke him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward consequence when your trying to watch out gay woman porn but a spider creep across your headphone so you throw it, and wake the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. diminished spaces put me on sharpness. You said I 'd be delicately. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 WWW. You said there wouldnt be spider down there. I wasnt born finis night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first spelunking trip. I took some photograph. You kept asking me to move along and get together you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to get together me. You could n't evidence me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown scare. So you searched for a nice way to handle things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my helping hand. When I wouldnt movement, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did move. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came future. I asked you to wipe out it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your ministration. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was dangerous, rabies or not ( I 've already had the public lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only if one spotting the wanderer so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a small crawlspace with a minuscule crook. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photograph. When I asked you to crawl to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zippo. You were patient during all 3 of my failed attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the beans. The Bend was home to a teacup saucer sized blackness furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me croak the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful metre. Ignorance is seventh heaven. Thank you for today .