Translated from the original Wuttenberg idiom in 1961.

Sunlight twinkled on the babbling brook. The birds were singing. I rested a spell where the road squeezed between the Grant Wood and the riverbank taking a break from my weary walk back to my father's menage and blacksmith's shop in Bad Wuttenberg.

Two year armed service in the army of the archway Duke Reynard had ended and now I was a spare man.

I heard horses approach, but I rested my eyes and remained reclined against a wall as they came near.

Quite suddenly they stopped right by me, a haughty young woman riding a complete white gelding with two outriders carrying shooting iron and blade on matching grey stallions. She sat slope saddle. I looked up at her letters patent leather bang and heavily embroidered red cloak and her spotless white gloves.

"You there, peasant,"she shouted,"Do you stimulate no manners ?"

"Who me ?"I enquired as I looked as she sneered at me, her face a mask of disapproval.

"Yes you, now stand up and bow to me as you should,"she snapped.

'' And why should I ? '' I asked.

"Do you want me to lick your ass as well while I'm at it ?"I enquired.

Her face contorted to a mask of hatred,"Guards seize him !"she cried

I stood alright, before either precaution could react I had the woman's Equus caballus's bridle in my grip as I shouted and threatened the other horses. Pandemoniam broke loose. The guides gymnastic horse shied and bolted taking the two guards back the way they came, the safety device clinging on as best they could. The woman's horse tried to rise but I held him"Let him go !"the woman shouted.

"You need a deterrent example in fashion first !"I exclaimed and I grabbed the reins from her and released the bridle.

He shied and reared immediately throwing her off balance as she sat incline saddle. She slid inelegantly from the saddle and missed her footing to sprawl untidily across the grass beside the caterpillar track. I let the reins go and slapped the beast difficult. It turned and galloped off furiously in spare-time activity of the guard who seemed in no haste to give or even halt their furious progress.

"You will hang for this, this, this,"the charwoman snarled as she tried to get to her human foot,"Insubordination !"

"Oh well. break to be hung for a sheep than a butt,"I muttered,"So lie down I'm going to lie with some deference into you."

"I said you will hang !"she snapped as she drew herself up to her full top of maybe 1.75 metres.

I pulled my dagger from its sheath,"Really ?"I asked.

Her centre widened as I held it to her throat,"Hold very still,"I warned before I reversed he knife and began cutting downwards through her cloak and her gown. The razor astute border severed the fine material effortlessly, and tracing her breastbone down with the smooth edge I parted the swathe and revealed her charms. Her bosom spilled out all womanly and suckable and for myself having been deprived of a woman for some calendar month the temptation was almost irresistable.

"No"She protested but I cut further and down beyond her belly until the vane found no more body to keep up as it slid down the inside of her leg.

"Stop !"she said, `` In the name of my Father the king ! '' as peeled the ruined clothing from her articulatio humeri and bared her to the waist.

'' Princess eh ? '' I queried, `` I never fucked one of those before. ``

I pulled and pushed the ruined framework on down to her feet leaving her all pinko and bare, strangely innocent as she struggled to forbid me laying her on the green goddess and spreading her legs wide.

Naked as near as makes no difference but for her boots and ruffs round her wrists she struggled in the dust as I released my member from my lederhosen. He stood stiff and proud ready for the activity he had been denied for so long.

She kicked, I dodged and then I pinned her hands with mine. I fought my stifle between hers and then risked letting her leave carpus go as I guided my member between her womb's cushy moist lips.

I tasted heaven as my member slither slowly into her warm moist channel. I released her hands and ignored the tattoo she began to beat upon my spinal column with her fists. Shutting my judgment to her protests I took the delight I had so long been denied forcing my member ever deeper into her balmy yielding lithe young body.

Her mouth was opening and shutting like a shore fish, her hint rasping. Her nerve were fushed but her fists slowly ceased their pounding and confusion clouded her eyes.

"It is all right, you can let it out, there is no one hear,"I assured her.

"I hate you, stop, You will pay heed for this,"she said in finish confusedness, for her body and her middle said"Yes, ass me, backbreaking, insistency harder !"

"Am I your first ?"I asked.

"And hold out,"she said,"Now stop it, let me up and."

I started to cum.

"Oh god no !"she protested, but my seed was blasting into her constituent like an erupting cannon orchis, flooding her womb and sating her desires.

"That was very pleasant,"I complimented her,"I appreciate a spirit whore, so much more satisfying than one who lays trembling like a landed fish."

"Pleasant ?"she demanded,"You train pleasure from humlliating me ?"

"No, merely from seeing the pleasure you take from my member,"I said rather pompously,"You have no Thomas More respect for me than I have for you, but you are a woman and I am a man and a good ass has no respectfulness for propriety. Our share work very nicely together so next clock time we meet raise your annulus and lay for me and I shall not need to use my knife."

"Next time we meet you shall pay heed, now founder me your pelage to hide my nakedness."she demanded.

"On the contrary, if you do not run this jiffy I shall tie a rope around you and parade you through the village like a engrossed tart,"I laughed,"Indeed I may consign a few groats for my booster to pry you."

"You would not dare !"she snapped unwisely.

"Really, well we shall see about that,"I answered. I took my tongue and showed her the razor sharp steel once again,"Now do not say you would rather die or I may well acceed to your regard and slice your throat, now hold still."

I sawed through the ruffs at her radiocarpal joint and slashed the cover on her fine boots before pulling thrill and light silk stockings off to leave her entirely nude. It was quite singular, she looked just like any Goth fille but for her clean feet. I kicked her ruined clothing into the river and watched the stream take it as it slowly sank.

I was not heartless. I had presents for my parents and sister, among them a nice girish linen paper gaberdine I had acquired from a market on our campaign. A humble India safety Lucille Ball I had brought for my vernal cousin and leather bash of the finest quality as well as a measure of amber coins filled my back pack to bursting.

"I command you !"she said quite ridiculously as she stood naked before me. I ignored her and took the india caoutchouc Lucille Ball from my gang and cut into it with my dagger."What are you doing ?"she asked

"An old deception we used in the war when we chanced upon a woman who was not amenable to our needs,"

I explained,"It is hard to call out with one of these in your mouth."

"If you so much as signature me,"she said but with two gob in the ball it was the workplace of a moment to seize her from behind and wrench her jaw open so I coud push the ball between her tooth."Naaghh,"she protested, but a fragile leather strap pushed through the fix and fastened behind her question silenced her most effectively.

Unwisely she started to try to undo it so I strapped her elbows together behind her back for her pain in the neck and out of devilment I took a length of all right hemp R-2 I had acquired and bound it round her over one breast and under the former then under the first and over the other so her hammock were most label and then my member was rearing anew.

I wanted her again. I released my appendage again. I grabbed her and pushed her against a Tree proboscis. I lifted her left leg at the knee and I forced my phallus inside her once more. I say forced. There was no resistance what so ever. Her parts were sopping either from my previous discharge or her own agitation but what ever it was inviolable heaven. I regretted that I could not go along her and that the guard must soon come looking for me.

She looked me rightfulness in the eye and her dead body matched mime knife thrust for thrust as we conjoined. I marvelled that no one had found us thus far and when I finally let fly her centre rolled as if in ecstasy.

One matter still marked her out as gentry, her neatly plaited pilus. My knife soon changed that as the pig tails fell away leaving her hair untidy as any Goth maid though perhaps somewhat cleaner.

I pulled the smock I had bought as a salute for my babe around her, over her tether arms and I ordered her to watch me. She defied me, but a leather strap around her cervix and a duration of rope soon had her picking her way barefoot along the punishing baked earthen track towards the town.

I went straight to the Bierhaus."Some cheap wine for my whore, if you please"I ordered

"You have a tart ?"the Bar steward enquired.

"From the war, spoils of war,"I explained,"See !"I pulled the smock off her to provide her nude and absolutely furious.

"Very salutary,"the barman agreed,"She can work here and we can split up the money between us if you like, I am sure she will be very popular."

"Yes that sounds good"I agreed,"how much for a screw ?"

"quintuplet schilling,"he suggesed,"Ten if she takes it up the ass hole ?"

"No, she is still an ass Virgin, she is saving her ass for a limited man like you to fuck."I insisted.

"Then I shall scourge no time !"he agreed and he swiftly bolted the room access and came back grinning with his lederhosen around his mortise joint and his unretentive fat cock swollen like a knackwurst.

"Bend !"I ordered my whore, and I pushed her head down over a mesa. She almost fell but I held her while the bar bid spat onto her ass to lubricate her and then repeatedly rammed his prick head against her until picayune by fiddling her closely ass bud slowly opened to bear his turncock. She tried to shout out but the ball stopped her.

No one seemed to recognise me, I did not understand till I realised I had grown a beard since I left.

"How much to have sex her oral cavity ?"someone asked.

"Not yet but you all may wank and piss over it, it will avail keep its skin and hair nice."I suggested,"For tonight wanking is on the theater !"

I watched as half a dozen peasants dropped their trews and hauled out their conceited cocks and began wanking. The char was gasping like a real whore now. It was like she was really enjoying the bartender cock in her ass or maybe it was her button against the mesa edge but her tit were like bullets and moisture was oozing from her cunt and running down her leg and that told its own story.

I watched a while as peasant after tike shot his shipment. Trails of multi coloured heart from silver gray grey to almost white criss crossing her slim ripr lithe organic structure like a giant snail had crawled all over her. In her oculus, in her fuzz, up her back, on her bosom and of row the bartender shot his up her ass.

I realised I had tarried too long and quietly slipped out the back way.

I was just in sentence, the safety were aproaching so I slipped away towards my founder star sign. I stopped region way, found a puddle to use as a mirror and carefully shaved away as often of my beard as I could with my sticker. Finally I went home.

I need not have worried.

Ten guards had approached the Bierhaus. They hammered on the mesh door and when they were let in require to know about the whiskered stranger and the princess. They did not make any association between the naked tinder covered whore being shafted up the ass by Wolfgang Bentlemauser and their Princess and while their captain and three guards searched the Bierhaus and checked upstairs the others queued to be intimate her ass"On der Haus"at the barkeeper invitation.

They left, but only after the other three had fucked her, I can not think why they didn't pull the gag from her sass but maybe they knew who she was and hated her enough not to care.

For myself I greeted female parent and father at the forge,"Uncle Han dynasty,"my cousin Werner, announced as he strode in,"Oh hi Willi,"he said after not seeing me for a fortnight,"They have a new whore at the Bierhaus, can you contribute me ten Austrian schilling ?"

"Dumbkopf, she will consume cock rot you fool,"I cautioned.

"Yes but Herr Bierhausmeister allows assfuckings, not cuntfucking and you can not get cock rot from the asshole."he explained.

"Of course you can, to be good you should wank up her ass crack or teat dry hump her and shoot up her belly,"I suggested.

"Is no fun,"he said sadly, and then asked,"How was de war Willi ?"

I told them about the war, the honorable bits, not the rats and the good acquaintance who didn't come back.

It was two hours later after I had a estimable wash when we went to the Bierhaus.

The whore was nowhere to be seen,"Where is the Whore ?"Werner asked.

"Out back, we put the cunt in the dog pen, she says she is Princess Caroline !"he laughed.

We went out, she was out of the doghaus with Herr Castlemeiner fucking her mouth and Herr Grainger fucking her ass while Frau Hilter held the three I had put around the sporting lady's neck.

"Five Schilings for to fuck her ass, Fifty Pfennigs for her mouth, twenty to fuck off over her,"Frau Hilter laughed,"She says she is Princess Caroline."

"And to have it away you Frau Hilter ?"I asked.

She grinned, she was mother's age or more,"For you Willi, I pay you !"

I saw the sign on the dog pen"Princes Cariline,"some mug had made, I wondered how they had not realised it really was her.

"I think I will let a meat pie or some knockwurst instead,"I apologised.

"You would rather eat knockwurst than give me a length of your knackwurst ?"she enquired and laughed.

I sneaked away again, I was beginning to feel sorry for the Princess, only beginning, so after a good supper I went home to kip in my own bed for the first time in over two years.

first light came and went, the sun was way past the twelve noon meter by the prison term I rose.

"Such a lazy bones,"female parent said,"You missed all the exhilaration, they arrested everyone in the Bierhaus last night, they had Princess Caroline there all the time tied up !"

"I saw they had a lousy whore,"I agreed.

"A alien brought her and sold her to the Bierhausman for ten musical composition of silver,"she laughed,"Just think the bitch Princess Carolin being fucked by all those men, maybe there is jurist in the world !"

My father came to my room,"Willi, Werner has been arrested, he was in the Bierhaus when the safety found Princess Caroline, will you speak up for him ?"

"Yes, when ?"I asked

"Now at the Palace,"he explained,"They are to be executed."

I grabbed my clothes and followed father up the winding route to the cliff top Castle we called the Palace.

The courtyard was to the full of mass, the gallows set erected.

A proclamation was read. Werner was in the waiting line for the gallows. I had a duty.

They sat in a assembly line, all the overblown chump, magnate, queer, Prince Oswald, Princess Caroline who looked rather different with wearing apparel on, the Burgomeister, town weeper, Hangenmeister.

"Herr Burgomeister,"I yelled,"Since when has fuking a princess up the ass been treason ?"

"You, peasant, come forward,"the Burgomeister ordered me after conferring with the King.

I pushed my way to the front."How dare you criticise your betters."he challenged.

"All men are equal in the lot of Gott,"I reminded him,"Where is it written fucking a Princess up the ass is treason."

"It is called sexual harrassment Herr Goth, we are not savages."he replied.

"Not plunder ?"I enquired,"At least one of them Fucked her up her cunt."

The Burgomeister looked at Princess Caroline who stared at the undercoat her nerve redenning.

"Is it on-key ?"he asked.

She nodded with the tiniest of nods."How do you know ?"he asked.

"Because I fucked her,"I explained,"And she loved it !"

"Do you know the penalty for colza ?"the Burgomeister demanded.

"Death, or ask the wench for her hand in married couple, it is on page 44 of the Wuttenberg law Word of God,"I informed him,"War is boring, I only had a law book for company."

The King intervened,"So which do you choose ?"he asked,"Think carefully."

"Will you marry me Princess,"I asked.

"Are you serious ?"he asked.

"The one who fucked me had a beard,"the princess insisted.

"I shaved it off,"I agreed.

"Then how shall I differentiate it was you ? '' she asked.

"By this,"I exclaimed showing her my dagger,"And this !"I dropped my lederhosen to show my stopcock was set and waiting.

"Ah that is him,"the Princess agreed,"bent him !"

"goodness, that's settled,"the King announced,"I now pronounce you man and wife, and the relief of you case dismissed go home."

"No hang him ! '' the Princess demanded.

"Anyone who can master you long enough to roll in the hay you richly deserves you, '' the business leader sighed.

"We want to see a suspension !"the peasants demanded.

"How about a rape ?"I asked.

"Rape, Rape, Rape !"the gang chanted.

"Guards, take my whore of a daughter and strip her before Herr Peasant cuts her clothes off again !"the king sighed,"And try to put up at to the lowest degree a token immunity,"he suggested to her.

She did better than a token, she kicked and screamed,"Be still wife !"I commanded,"Now lay for me or I shall have you whipped !"

The guard pulled the robe over her head leaving her bare. I knelt before her and started to suck her left wing breast. Her teat stiffened. I rose and aimed my peter between her kitty-cat lip. He slid in easily.

"shit !"she cursed but she was well and truly fucked. I kicked off my Lederhosen and whispered to her to wrap her ramification around me and then I fuckwalked her around the courtyard so everyone could feel her tits and grope her ass. Finally |I shot my load.

"Go home I shall jazz you again tomorrow,"I ordered.

The Martin Luther King Jr. had other approximation,"She is your wife you provide for her,"he ordered,"I don't want her binding until she is fat with a lusty child, I need an heritor, its not as if Prince Oswald will compel me."

I must have looked confused.

"My brother likes men, or men's cocks up his ass to be accurate,"the Princess explained,"Anyway father I shall get a tike quicker if we sleep in my own bed rather than under a tree with this peasant."

"Very well,"he agreed.

"And it will be much easier to slit your throat,"she whispered and she laughed. She looked quite pretty when she laughed."next time you take me to the BierHaus I want to have a man up my puss and one up my ass and one sucking each boobie,"she cooed.

"fountainhead I want you all to myself,"I countered and I kissed her

The End ?