A Sun washed morn in Huntingdonshire. Mr Darcy takes horse to meet the neighbour

"Mr D'arcy how delightful !"Mrs Bennet simpered as her new neighbour arrived on horseback quite unannounced one bound morning.

"Indeed Madam the pleasure is all mine !"Mr D'arcy replied airily,"Tis a pleasant decent slight place you have here, quite like my lodging at Manderly but somewhat lowly I fear."

"Oh Mr D'arcy you are too form,"Mrs Geum virginianum smiled through gritted tooth,"Come you must gather my girls,"she added, seeing an opportunity to wed one off, and called upon them to arrive through.

"This is Jayne my eldest,"Mrs Geum virginianum declared.

"Ah plain Jayne, how appropriate,"Mr D'arcy greeted her.

"And Eliza,"Mrs Bennet indicated her second eldest.

"I don't think I've had the pleasance,"Mr Darcy smarmed.

"Oh Mr D'arcy"missy Eliza replied,"I can assure you that you would surely consume remembered if you had had the pleasure of spearing my warm wet womb with your rampant phallus and tone my well muscled thighs gripping and squeezing you, my rampant chest and pert nipples spearing into your virile chest."

"Ah, I meant of encounter you,"Mr D'arcy explained,"I should of row have remembered every detail had we conjoined for I do adjudge you are the most straight-from-the-shoulder and onward Whitney Moore Young Jr. fair sex I have ever encountered."

"Not to worry Mr D'arcy,"Miss Bennet explained,"I changed the bed linen not three days ago should you wish to step upstairs."

"I merely wish to make your acquaintance,"Mr D'arcy explained in exasperation.

"Why ? do you not desire to liken me carnally to a panoptic variety of other Lester Willis Young ladies before making your choice of St. Brigid ?"Miss Eliza enquired.

"Indeed not madam,"Mr D'arcy explained somewhat painfully,"I merely wished to enquire if I might shoot a few of your pheasants as I fear I have slaughtered the vast legal age of those at Manderley and the season has hardly begun."

"Indeed shoot away for we have churl far in inordinateness of our want,"Mrs bennet simpered,"nurseryman, ostlers, do-nothing, why we have a complete superfluity of peasants..

"Pheasants mother, not Peasants."Eliza cautioned."One can not blast Peasants."

"In the lord's public figure why not ?"Mrs Bennet exclaimed,"If one might not shoot them how is study to be maintained ?"

"Miss Eliza, I have done you a dis-service,"Mr D'arcy exclaimed,"I had thought you the most idiotic and completely deluded woman I had ever met but I own you are indeed quite reasonable compared to your mother."

"How are we to levy discipline Mr D'arcy if we can not photograph the miscreants ?"Mrs Geum virginianum demanded."One can not carry a wheel around with one and whipping is no substitute."

"Dear master mother he wants to shoot a few snort,"miss Eliza sighed,"And yet you suggest he shoots our retainer and takes your daughters to his bed."

"To be fair she only suggested I take you to bed Miss Eliza,"Mr D'arcy argued.

"And shall you ?"Eliza enquired.

"Alas no, the thinking of my progeny having your countenance and wit entirely repulses me,"Mr D'arcy replied.

Mrs Bennet recoiled at the sentiment,"So have them sent to the orphans' asylum as Mr bennet and I should bear done when we failed to secure a son and heir.

"An fantabulous hypnotism, as ever mother,"Eiza sighed,"No thought for my sentiments."

Mr bennet staggered drunkenly into the breakfast elbow room after a break fasting of Rum and Porter in roughly compeer proportions."Oh don't be so reticent dear, One can not have sentiment where man and wife is concerned, let the gentleman sample the merchandise."

Eliza fumed,"He desires to taste me not wed me."

"Indeed I do not,"Mr D'arcy sighed,"I merely wish to shoot your Peasants, I mean Pheasants."

"Then why have you a trouser bulge Mr D'arcy ?"Mr Bennet observed.

"Father !"Miss Eliza declared,"Do you really look me to conjoin with Mr D'arcy without a promise ?"

"Oh really Mr bennet,"Mrs Geum virginianum declaimed,"Would you let just any gentleman sample your daughter without a promise."

"Actually,"Eliza observed,"Now you mention it his trouser bulge looks most promising."

"Come on man, throw a hope,"Mr white avens ordered.

"Very well, ten Numida meleagris and ten to a greater extent if she pleases me,"Mr D'arcy offered.

"Done,"Mr Geum virginianum agreed delightedly,"Ring my bookmaker forthwith."

"Father the Telephonograph has yet to be invented,"Jayne reminded him.

"Oh yes damnit, get my boots !"he retorted.

Mr D'arcy duly handed over the ten guineas.

"Up the step, first on the left,"Mrs bennet directed.

"girl Geum canadense ?"Mr D'arcy graciously invited Eliza to take his arm and she led him to the stairs.

"Do you propose to seduce me Mr D'arcy ?"Eliza enquired.

"Maker no,"D'arcy replied,"No time for that, If you get your kit off I'll shove it up you right away, let us get on with it."

Eliza opened the bed chamber door and led Mr D'arcy in.

She sat on the bed edge and pulled her dress up revealing her split crotch leggings which with a complete lack of Pantaloon gave entirely unfettered access to her odoriferous unsullied vagina

"No need for undressing on my part Mr D'arcy,"she explained as she spread her legs.

A rapid increase in the swelling in Mr D'arcy's breeches forced him to toss out the aforementioned breeches over which he promptly fell as they bunched around his ankles. The fall buried his face in Eliza's generous cleavage. She helped him up and guided his rearing appendage towards her waiting wanting moistened womb lips.

He thrust mightily,"Bleedin'hell are you a blooming virgin ?"he gasped,"Er I mean gosh are you virgo intacto ?"

"Not any more with your cock up me,"Eliza replied.

"Damnit, I hate virgins,"he explained,"Such hard work for so slight reward."

"I might well express the same thought about your fellow member,"Eliza opined as the aforesaid member slowly eased within her moist vagina and opened up the cavern leading to her womb.

"Though,"he continued,"Perhaps when your legs are wrapped around me and your naked breasts press."

"For ten guineas ?, in your dreams."Eliza opined.

"Twenty then, a Hundred !"D'arcy offered.

Eliza felt herself melting as his seductive words washed over her.

"Very well, rip my bodice open and feel my bosoms,"Eliza replied as D'arcy's member sank ever deeper within her.

He did as she asked opening his shirt as he did so until their au naturel thorax entwined as their sassing entwined and he shot his load, rather prematurely, abstruse inside her.

"Is that it ?"Eliza enquired.

"Afraid so old missy,"D'arcy apologised as he slid his shrinking phallus from her.

"Er about the rest of the C guineas ?"Eliza queried.

"In your dreams,"he retorted.

"by-blow !"she replied.

"You're beautiful when you're wild,"D'arcy reassured her. His member swelled again and before they knew it she was once again firmly screwed to the bed by his pulsing cock.

"Are you insatiate ?"Eliza asked.

"Not usually, one shot wonder who comes too soon generally,"he apologised,"Er don't fancy moving in with me do you ?"

"How big is your house in Derbyshire ?"she asked.

"seventy three chamber,"he replied.

"I'll think about it,"she said as t she felt the first stirring of an orgasm deep in her uterus,"Might as well,"she thought,"It'll get me away from my mad mother and alcoholic father,"

"Yes !"she agreed.

D'arcy breathed a sigh of relief, she might be a goodness lay but never a hundred ginzo worth and based on by experience she would dump him within weeks.

So they conjoined delightedly for very different reason. Who would own the better of the deal.

Their conjunction completed they returned to the sitting room.

"Mama Mr D'arcy has asked me to displace in with him,"Eliza simpered.

"Excellent,"Mr Geum virginianum declared,"Your bags are over there if you wish to go forth now."

Mr D'arcy recoiled at the thought of what he had done, of a aliveness ruined, perchance forced to get married Eliza, to have to kip and lie with her every dark, to suck her great titty and spear up her juicy women's parts each and every dark. His appendage swelled at the thought."Fancy a quickie before we go ?"

"Yes why not,"Mrs Bennet agreed.

"Not you mother, me !"Eliza exclaimed.

Mrs Bennet was furious, Jayne looked disappointed.

Eliza continued,"Perhaps we could do it if I bent over the mesa in the billiard room ?"

"An excellent hint,"Mr Geum canadense agreed,"I shall convey the servant, they don't get much entertainment."

"Fetch away father, it will all be over by the time they stir themselves,"Eliza prophesied and indeed in this she was correct. However a timely purchase of a cock doughnut and her pleasure was to be brought to new heights especially when they repaired to his mansion in Derbyshire and she became pansy of all she surveyed.

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