‘ Aliens must be, due to the enormity of the universe.'
peter Pound was always for certain that one was a phallusy. Until one strange night, when he gladly awoke to discover a fleeceable glowing alien phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick pound that Night. The succeeding break of the day he arrived at work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the peter poundings. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching flesh out the office staff like an rear cock. In fact, one day some of the male child had seen fit to wrap him up in a human being size rubber - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the tool pounding he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That Night, he received yet another green glowing cock pounding. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on EARTH was going on ?

At the end of each day, cock knew he'd be getting a pound. That was one affair he could numerate on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, prick woke to the now familiar honey oil glow which filled his elbow room. POUND. Syrian pound. pound sign. It had began again. Dick grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself face to boldness with a aphrodisiac looking stranger man. The alien, surprised at pecker 's sudden movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's musculus pectoralis. The extraterrestrial being was ripped, like a living carving. Compared to the extraterrestrial being, Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak little lady friend. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and make a motion a slight bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The stranger man adjusted his perspective. Ezra Loomis Pound. POUND. quid. The pounding was certainly otherworldly. Dick frowned and began to grow odd. As the glowing phallus pounded away, tool 's judgement began to replete with doubtfulness, a good deal like his anus was slowly filling with ( extraterrestrial being ) semen.

After a short patch, hawkshaw pound sterling's thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to hark back where he could've seen an extraterrestrial being. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously dread rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in ceiling,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN HERE NOW. REPRASENT."
The outlander's reception of some Too $ hort words confirmed Dick Pound's suspicions - the stranger was Too $ hort, and spoke only in caps, much like the lyric poem to the song"Yo neck, Yo Back"must have been written. The beat stuck in his drumhead - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a son of a bitch beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL Down YO backbone UP YO cleft. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. real number. I DON'T GO FIRST."
hawkshaw soon realised the alien spoke not only completely in detonating device, but largely only in Too $ hort words. Suddenly it all made sensory faculty - Too $ hort had to be an extraterrestrial being. Only someone who had observed solid ground finish from the outside, but never lived it, could give birth composed vocal and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought Dick, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the continued buffeting. POUND. POUND ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the next morning fresh as the first steaming dirt on a frigidness day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one shtup who he spilled it on. One particularly ignite moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` piece of tail OFF. '' fist were raised, but at this exact moment, who would go far in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. SHORT DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The outside glass shattered, giving way to the behemoth glowing craftiness, and Too $ hort entered the role, pulled down his gasp, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot cargo of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled gumshoe up in his strong arms and took him aboard his cock shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the piece. Suddenly they were in infinite, in earth orbit. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's rooster. POUNDPOUND. 2 Syrian pound in quick taking over. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A volley - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? Ezra Pound. Came the answer. No. pound sign. And silence. Nought but a single, solitudinarian pound to land up the job. Shortly thereafter, peter pound sign defenestrated himself and started falling back to Earth. You might believe Dick would die in the vaccuum of infinite, but he did n't. Dick Pound did n't have any shit. prick Pound was badass. peter pound 's dick was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped space ship came zooming after him, fix to penetrate Dick 's ass. But dick 's seed blasted like a jet, allowing him to operate away from the mortal space cock.

prick began to fly into deep space on the jet of his seed. Space is myriad, he mused, yet his semen was beginning to meet almost every cracking. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a Negroid hole, which sucked his big dick for him. `` Best blowjob ever, '' tool thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As gumshoe passed the Hubble deep field, he wondered how big Hubble 's hammer was when he was alive. pecker passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As Dick grew hungrier and thirsty, he was forced to eat his own semen. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an interminable sexy wheel. He soon found this disgusting and died .