A note on our playfull side ...

From master copy : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a funny story from our tripper to the passion truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my shit truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our piffling trek since honey is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourer stuff and said she wanted a snack so I 'm similar sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a Bourbon dynasty and bacon sausage marijuana cigarette with a bacon cheese reefer. Of course of instruction, I am expected to parcel well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see Sweet fancy woman golden ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple vehicles scattered sporadically along the road. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my Malva sylvestris yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me nasty flavour while I chow down on sugariness lady of pleasure R-2. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweet burn because I had no musical theme, she thought the ropes were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was high mallow I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and catch the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog house for not sharing my candy that she would detest. And that folks if how union survives 13 years.

Ali's perspective : reckon your mate eating your preferent food, one right after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nil. Not even acknowledging the death limelight ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy meet world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fright of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. silver dollar all the clock time, this is gon na be great. To which his roomamte eye paradiddle or something.

In all distinctive me mode I turn to twist and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a hotdog tooshie. '' He starts chuckling as I slipstream in to punch him. I 'm swinging snow all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken toss flop.

In true sadist fashion, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my soundbox. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the couch. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

Porn wizard Deep Throating

Note to readers : this story is gross. 2 girls 1 cup double-dyed ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't desire to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at work while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show passkey I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for short periods of time. I wanted to get sound. I saw it hanging on the paries and thought, its a miracle. second pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting people. I discovered a penthouse club is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my young man about my racy plans.

The store stayed empty-bellied till close so I was out early. Raced home plate to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the boyfriend called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a plaza called supper clubhouse. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to move. I reminded him of my programme, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn virtuoso. In, out, fast, deep, harder, deeper, faster. For a minute ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off debauched enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good mutant though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his hand. bill I had never seen before. positioning reward cards. I picked one and got into locating. What fallowed was the in effect oral he has ever given. The skillful oral I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took command. He put me in missional position and did his frog shit move affair I like so much. Its fast, rough and feel amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a straightaway exhibitioner he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't forge out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just sprinkle off and strike on : ).

little things

Its always the little thing that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

drive me around

bringing me tiffin when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy English

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the naughty

Finishing my originative ideas : )

Our petty drives

Our woodsy duck soup

Your job solving on the fly.

vocation or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

Lots of things. I just fuck him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not good at all. I love it.

The former night master had me in missional. I ca n't commend what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and recoil his face. ( Excessive defeat or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was quick to pin my limb down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and stronger. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't locomote. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his nerve with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly fiendish ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. Resume sex boulder clay climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex die. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm card of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy elan. I took mine trade good. Then I rolled and got playfull party whip standing up. No whips around so we used our riding craw. I hit him hard a few thoroughly times. Nothing hurts him. Of course we both took tour using the tickler on the early end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice curlicue of course.

Then onto cards. My script tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next card had directions for me to sit on his second joint. Twice we tried the challenging airs and twice i fell. Master laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed control condition. He went doggy for a spell before removing my gag and sending me over the edge with a in effect boob cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his head and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. object lesson learned. Run next fourth dimension ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to publish a college newspaper publisher

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam days while Master nags you

Take a few line

Procrastinate again

Play hookie from work because your daughter faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the report but collation instead

have sex for the first time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

Take a weed intermission. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool off as you gossip with a friend.

cultivation theme

smoking again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the newspaper was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the rest of the term '' good grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

kink asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was au naturel and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around au naturel. He gives not much reasonableness so the brat comes out. `` dead reckoning its expert I 'm standing then. ``

Next affair im edge and bent over the deeply frost getting a spanking. A heavy hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a sappy fun duet in this frank moment story. This is not intended to stir a debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise enquiry about my relationship.

I got new shorts for the first time this decade and intend to wear them in our fl. Heat waving. So I 'm trying a brace on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` appear at these underdrawers ''. He slapped my ass. I made a jest about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking threat to choke him out over his deficiency of regard for consent. This got howls of laugh and Thomas More spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another put-on while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage antic ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke clutches and fail. I mention that I 've made it clear for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so punishing my side is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to suffocate him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That embarrassing moment when your trying to watch lesbian erotica but a spider crawls across your phone so you throw it, and stir up the unhurt household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was lowly. modest spaces put me on sharpness. You said I 'd be fine. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born survive Night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My foremost spelunking trip. I took some photos. You kept asking me to move along and connect you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't severalise me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown panic. So you searched for a nice way to handle things. You saw a spider the size of it of a 50 penny peice sitting just half an inch from my handwriting. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did act. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to down it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your stand-in. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was serious, rabies or not ( I 've already had the public lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the spider so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the going. I became fixated on a humble crawlspace with a lilliputian bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to cringe to the Bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said cypher. You were patient during all 3 of my betray attempts to climb out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the beans. The bend dexter was home to a teacup saucer sized total darkness furry spider. When you went to get my photo, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his program so you wrapped things up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the office. If I had seen it, or the respective others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a tremendous time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .