Dead Spliff ( Caw 25 Entrance )


Monster
The air was arid as I walked across the dry desert arena geographical mile from my home. I was on a pursuance to stop the
bitch who was the absolute condemnation of my life. The dry steer blew out of the Confederate States, a hot natural language of dryness that tried to suck any moisture from any thing it touched. I had international nautical mile to go just to reach the border of her timber, then I had to struggle even more naut mi through the slurred maze of under clash. It was going to be tough going considering I could n't really run now, not after what she 'd done to me, plus the fact I could n't really let anyone see me.

Me ? I 'm Tyrome Greenstick, retired cop and modern mage extraordinaire. fountainhead, I was till a few days ago. It all started when I met the honest bane of my spirit. Hell, I thought my ex-wife was bad, huh ! This bi ... adult female mage though, damn secure looking and a sweet clip in bed, was as active as a cold, dead, fish. To see her in and out of bed you 'd have sworn were 2 different women. So anyway, a workweek ago I met her in a bar. You know, knock a few back, watch a plot on the tube. I, like every former guy at the bar had to pick his jaw off the storey, when in the front end door walked this vision. Slender pelvis, deep blue angel optic, the variety you do n't mind getting lost in, leg that started at her groundwork and seemed to go on forever.

Her hair was like a very well silk that shimmers in the sun, and her pedigree red lips had every man in the place
hurting for even a gustatory modality. About now I was thinking why was a safe looking woman like this, business district in some seedy bar ? Then the vainglorious blow of all when she stopped in front man of me and spoke, `` excuse me sir, is this butt taken ? '' Hell who was I to say no ? Right now I felt like the luckiest bastard in the place.
'' Sure, '' I said, `` here let me dust it for you, '' pulling out a hardly secondhand hanky, I cleaned the stool for her.

`` You 're very kind, '' she said. Then she pulled something from her bag, I immediately recognized it as a
go charm. `` There, I think that ought to kick in us enough clip to speak. '' Looking around at everyone frozen, I knew we had 'bout half an hour. `` I am dark I had to resort to this, Mage Tyrome, but you were exceedingly hard to locate, '' she said smirking at me. `` I have an address, you could 've mailed me something faster than working up a freezing spell appealingness, unless you need the practice ? '' I hinted to her.
'' You might say that, I 've heard around that you, you have a certain set of attainment that are required for an uh ... hum ... deliverance charge, '' she said demurely looking out through her long painted lashes.
'' commission ? I 've heard no Holy Writ of rescue missions from the council, '' I replied a little taken a back.

`` That 's because the council are the ones who are holding my babe prisoner, you remember that ice caper last month ? She was taken prisoner by some low level mage. '' She spit out. ``
I was n't about to discover her ripple since I was the mage to seize her, it had been my hold out fount. I had finally grown tired of the peril and life history threatening jobs I had to do. Looking at her though, I did n't fancy her for just another pretty fount getting by on her looks and powers. No this one was up to something, I had the feeling between my articulatio humeri blades that this was n't going to end well at all.
'' Alright, '' I spoke up, `` what do you need me for ? I heard they had a solid eccentric against her, not a great deal I can do. '' `` Ah, but there is, unassailable as my conjuring trick is, I 've heard that you are one of the potent around, '' she said giving me a sorrowful look. Yup, she definitely had something up her sleeve.

I looked at her real close. She was good, but I already knew that her sister was guilty. I had gotten all the evidence against her, as far as I knew, though no one else did.
'' Tell you what, let me believe on it, '' I told her, `` let you get it on tomorrow. ``
'' I am afraid Mage Tyrome, I need an answer tonight. We move tomorrow, see me here and we can discuss, everything and a wages, '' she said running her handwriting up the length of my hardening cock. `` I 'm for certain I can think of something for us to do when we 're done, if you 're up for it. '' Damn, I always was a sucker for a tight ass like hers, plus the hypnotic sway of her hip as she moved off. Shaking myself, I was a little disquieted about what would happen when the charm wore off. A minute later everything was normal.
Everyone acted as if nothing happened.

Getting up, I headed to the spine to defecate a cry. Knowing that the adult female would sustain me watched, this would be the only veridical fortune I got. Exiting the bar, I headed back to my little apartment. The second I hit the street I felt the cold, dead center of the watcher she had tailing me. mentation I had her pegged right, I knew her eccentric, all smiles til they felt you had betrayed them, then they dealt the most hideous and terrible end they could. Yeah, there was n't too practically in this Earth as bad as a pissed off bitch. Sighing, I decided I 'd better get changed though every one of my senses were tingling with danger, Thomas More than I cared to allow. Rounding a corner I felt a second set of centre on me. My guy wire, good, they 'd gotten the message.

Changing clothes, I decided that though she wanted this done tomorrow night, I might be safe from her doing anything tonight. Hmm, maybe I 'd get prosperous after all, then an after thought, I started working my enthrallment anyway. finish time I took a situation for granted, a shucks round almost crushed my head teacher, that was a hundred years ago. Recently the oeuvre had started to bore the diddlyshit out of me, making me less attentive to everything around me, a trusted way to get killed or locked away in some infernal prison house. Moving past the windowpane, I could still experience heart in the street following my phantasm every move. Looking at the time I decided I had a few hours for a nap, that is if the pipe dream would give me alone. Setting every ward and alarm I could think of, I laid on the bed. Rest would definitely give me an edge.

Several hours later, I jerked awake when I felt my outermost ward shifting from someone entering it. As I
sat up, I awaited the inevitable scream that I knew was coming. for certain enough, a bit later there came an ear-splitting shriek of terror rising from the bottom story. Waving a hand at my mirror, I saw the changeling who was trapped in my Barbara Ward snare. Shaking my fountainhead, it always surprised me when people overlooked Baroness Jackson of Lodsworth. Most, now a twenty-four hours were n't that strong. affair is though, I used a lot erstwhile illusion than well-nigh of the modern mages. Not only did n't they know it, but did n't know about the older deception. I smiled as I watched the fool start to strangle, then choke. Sighing I released him, would n't do to let the human cops poking around and getting killed. They might be useless dealing with the scum I did, but they did serve a worthy purpose.

Walking down the stairs I watched as the, hmm, not sure he was, tried even harder to fly the coop. Turning off the wards, the ... thing began to spit and curse at me, `` You 're future, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ! No one can escape her ! You ca n't ..., AAAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ! ! ! ``
The next matter I knew he just dissolved, huh strange. Looking where he was, I saw there was n't even ash, hell cipher. I had started to reach in to catch my phone, when i felt another pair of morose eyes upon me. Damn, figured a woman like her probably had a multitude lined up to do what she wanted. Hmm, wonder what she 'd promised them ? Probably was n't salutary for them in the farseeing run. Turning, I went back up to set for tonight, not certainly what she was expecting of me but my senses were telling me to pay unaired aid than ever before.

I was n't that sure what she was or what she had in mind. It seemed the woman had an unnatural beauty and charm to her. I headed back to the bar, the strait of my foot falls heavy in my ears. Awful muted for this fourth dimension of the eventide. Walking into the bar, there were only 2 others there besides the barkeeper From the looks of them they were well into their cups. Stopping a moment, I thought of this afternoon. Walking past the 2 men, I noticed neither wore the stink of alcohol, now I was gladiolus I had prepared.
A few present moment later she seemed to float in the door, I tried not to stare at the scant hem blood she was now sporting. Like earlier today, every man in the place had to pull their jaws off the floor.

Sitting in a stall, I sat across from her. Slowly she pulled another appealingness out, effectively freezing the bar.
'' Now, '' she sexily smiled, `` Here 's what I have so far. '' For the next 29 minute she described, in contingent, the prison I knew intimately from working there. Standing she took my weapon as I stood, the bar was back again and we exited. Hailing a cab we took a one-half time of day tripper out of the city, stopping before a large two taradiddle construction, actually a planetary house. I had to say this one was well connected to say the least.
Walking in we were met by to a greater extent of the ... still could n't identify them, suppose a large puppet with humble horns, a small ridgeline of spines down the back, short circuit fangs, and more hair than I 'd seen on even a few werewolf that I 'd worked with. Walking in, I saw she has a small army of these matter. Huh, the ma'am had been busy.

`` Now that we 've got the plan down, let 's say we relax, '' she said as she waved her deal and was suddenly naked before me. Damn ! I had to say she appeared to be perfect. Her loaded ass, the unswayed white meat, her trimmed pubic hair, hell her pussy was drooling and the odor coming from her was starting to work on me. Snapping my fingers, I too was naked. Picking her up, I carried her upstairs. Everyone of her army watching me, a sinister, convolute look coming from each and everyone of them. By now I was to the compass point, I did n't handle, nor was I noticing the warning signs. Placing her on the bed, I decided I should lead off before she changed her psyche. Pushing her legs apart, I feasted on her until she was begging me to take her. Rising up, I drove full distance, balls deep. Her screams of pleasure causing me to thrash harder and harder in her until she shrieked, locking her legs around me. I felt her dead body convulsing her muscles squeezing my member, trying to tie my cum out. Finally, she started bucking even harder as I began to unload a large load deep within her. Both of us exhausted, I tried to stay awake, I managed to place a dozen wards before I passed out.

I jerked awake an time of day later as respective of her army were trying to break through my Mrs. Humphrey Ward. Two were already dead with a few to a greater extent about to bring together them. I reached over to inflame her but found nothing there. Looking around, I saw that she 'd gone out another way. Snapping my fingers, it took a second for my clothes to come. I should have headed to the council that minute, then this would take in been over within 2 hours, did I ? Hell no ! As usual, I really did n't trust the council now, especially after an ex-lover of mine had been elected to it and I had turned them down again for the tenth time in a century years.
I was going to palm this my ego. I should get noticed the stiffening in my legs when I stepped from the cab, again I ignored the planetary house. I found her outside the prison house. She 'd just knocked out everyone. Damn, she 'd linked my powers ! Trying to fill a measure, I found my leg and metrical foot were rooted to the slur. Looking down, I saw the creeping arbor trance I 'd been hit with. Linked or not, I reversed the spell, but it had already reached past my waist, had already immobilized well-nigh of my prickle.

I moved deeper into the forest, if she caught me, I was dead for trusted. It 'd take days for the spell to
completely reverse. Concealing my self, I did something serious, but I had to do it, shutting down almost completely. I heard her cursing and rant when she found her sister 's cellular telephone empty. Good, the boys had moved her from here. Now I just had to survive the Night and hope she did n't birth the knowledge to drain all my ability. I could find out her as she tried to destroy the prison. I do n't think she even realized that the power she had was 50 % weaker. Screaming I heard her anathemize me, `` Curse you Tyrome, I fucked your ass for nothing, you pitiful son of a gripe ! When I find you, you 're going to wish that you 'd died from the creeping arbor ! '' I could try her moving through the forest, setting everything on fervor. Damn, this seemed familiar.
An hr later I heard her as she called a cab, `` Tyrome ! you spineless Coward ! I 'll be waiting for you, do for me if you dare ! I have a substantial connexion to all your ability, come fight your self ! '' Laughing she got into the cab a moment later.

I felt the counter piece starting to work. At least my spine was n't hearty now. Damn ! This was bad, I could n't go to the council, with the inter-group communication I could n't call them. But the bitch had been amiss about one thing. She had n't gotten all my powers, most yes. Sex had a tendency to open one up most of the way, not all the way like she thought. sure as shooting she was a peachy lay but ... I stopped a moment, you know, almost everything she 'd done had a intimate feel to it, almost as if I knew ? Snapping my fingerbreadth, of class ! A mile away, I felt her lurch over from the snap I 'd just done. Smiling, I remembered, she might be linked, for now, but they were still my power not hers. I was well used to them, she 'd only seen me use them. Thinking harder, I reached out as far as I dared, yup ! It was her, my ex-wife. Told you I was a sucker for a tight ass and hers was always the tightest !

Looking at the prison, I wished I could help them but I had more exhort problems. I had to keep on moving to
get the creeping spindle to reverse faster. My patch were only at 50 %, so it was going to take long to overthrow it. Picking up a straight branch, I started the long pass back to my situation. 2 60 minutes later, I was at the boundary of the city. I had a route but not in the daylight. I could see the people running in brat, then the council would intercede, not good. They 'd help me surely but they 'd probably bring in the spell repeal an inch a year, just as punishment. Several hours later I crept into my room, grabbing my most powerful wand/cane I started out for her mansion. The sun was rising when I made the defect area. I had started crossing with the rising sun. Half way across I felt another of my superpower slip back. Problem was, it was still a minor business leader, but at least now I had enough to keep myself alive.

The sun was already starting to set, when the Tree line that was the edge of the property came within sight. I was now starting to palpate more and more of my peel returning, but from my waist down, I was still Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree roots. At least I was starting to feel more human like than Tree like. Finally, reaching the Sir Herbert Beerbohm Tree line, I waved my verge and could faintly see a path through. Looking down, I saw that the creep had reversed enough that my shirt had returned, along with the first off of my major powers. Smiling, I felt her panic when it slipped from her hold. I felt her trying to reach and bring it back, only to get empty air.
Laughing, I thought to her, < You forgot I was that impregnable did n't you ? Even as weak as I am, you 're no match for me ! >
< We 'll see, you son of a bitch, everything is about to be mine when I kill your ass ! I 'll hang your balls on the bulwark as my first of all and proficient prize ! > she shrieked.
< As if, you bitch ! You 've always had to beg or flim-flam me to fuck you. Please ! Funny, you never could get enough when we were together ! > I laughed again, I could palpate her anger rising, dependable !

I had just reached the border of the forest when there was a huge grumbling behind me, using my tycoon ? Hmm ... I concentrated and everything quieted. From inside, I heard her thigh-slapper as she burst through the front doors, `` Alright, you bastard ! You 're a stagnant man ! Then I 'm going after the low horizontal surface ass that captured my sister ! '' Stepping out, I spun the cane, watching as she was encased in crystal. effective, though I knew it would n't hold her long, it might be enough for me to get a few more power back. I watched as the crawling had moved almost to my knees, though I was n't embarrassed to have my shaft out in the open air, there was still a chill and it was damn low temperature to me there. A back, then third of my major power had finally returned, when she shattered the crystal.
'' By the way you stupefied beef, in case you have n't guessed, I was the one to get hold of your baby ! '' I shouted.
'' I 'll kill you ! '' she screamed firing at me. `` You and what ... oh fuck. '' As I started to erect what shields I had, her things swept out of the mansion threatening to bury me. I started to ruin them as fast as they came, then it struck me, I still had the wards I had left in her room.

pull, I felt them creeping out of the house towards me. Her eyes grew spacious as she tried to stop them.
'' I told you bitch, I am and have always been stronger than you, '' I started to pull harder, feeling more speciality return. `` NO ! You ca n't ! It is my lot to govern all men, all you disgusting, warmongering, aggressive, belligerent excuses for living animal. I WILL rule or destroy all of you ! '' She was screaming louder at me. Sighing, I knew I should pour down her and I knew I was probably going to catch Inferno, but hey, like I said, I 've always been a sucker for a tight ass. Spinning the cane again, this time I put everything into it, a hell of a lot more than I had before. Screaming bloody murder the whole metre she 'd hold her revenge, then finally blessed silence, damn ! Then it hit me, I had dissolved our bond 'cause she 'd never shut the inferno up, i was far more brawny than her and still she insisted I was nothing.

My ward finally cleared the lastly of her army. I had at least another hour before the creeping mandril was gone from me. Sitting, I looked at the ravaging our battle had wrought, there were hardly any living matter left. About that metre my close partner appeared, `` whoreson Tyrome, no back up again ? You got a red cent death wish do n't you ? By the way the council is on the way, and brother they ai n't happy. ``
I nodded, I figured as much, a few minutes later all 12 appeared including Chloe, as always smirking at me.
'' Tyrome ! What is all this ? You know bettor than to exhibit th ... '' the elder started.
'' You know what ? '' I snapped at him, `` I 've been your enforcer. I 've been your protection, your law military group. Shut the FUCK UP ! I 've taken your poop for over 200 years, after tonight you AND the hale council ought to be kissing MY ASS ! So do n't give me any shit. You 'll accept my reputation and my mother fucking badge in the sunup. NO ! Here ! '' I said as I slammed it down in front of the elder. `` If you want to come after me, go compensate ahead. I guarantee I will take out at least half the council before it is done. ``

I flashed out to my apartment, throwing treble Montgomery Ward around it. The elder looked at the others, then shook his head as he started to smile as the others were, finally ! The next morning I still felt a tiny bit of the creeping arbor but it was mostly gone. Packing everything I owned in a sea bag, I headed to the office. The back of an old manufacturing plant opened as I waved my hand. Walking to my desk, I sat, writing my report, not too bad. Only 23 pages, not like the Ice job, that had been 105 with 100 added a day later. I walked to the air force officer 's desk, I handed him the written report, then my badge ( strangely I had it this morning ), finally my mage constabulary paper and id. `` I 'm done, '' I told him, `` the council can go down on my ass, '' funny but he was smiling.
'' Glad you finally grew a set, wondering when you were going to tell apart them off, '' he smiled wider.
shaking my head word I looked around at everyone smiling at me, `` pit, all you can osculate my ass, bull ! ``

Leaving, I started to get that amusing opinion again, yup I felt them watching me. Sighing, I pulled into an
alley. The senior appeared before me as I had already enclosed us within a massive sum of wards.
grin, he gestured and sat, `` we 've been watching you for a prospicient clip, we 've also been waiting. You are and were the strongest enforcer, law federal agent we 've ever had, but you lacked something. I do n't know, I guess you were a yes man. You followed guild within the law but never beyond, it took this fount to separate you from it. ``
'' Wait, you 've been waiting for me to tell you to kiss my ass ? '' I replied a wry smiling on my face.
'' We 've been waiting for you to get exhaust of orders only, not giving them yourself. '' the senior said
'' Now then, if your up to it, we have 2 new job for you, a command position. '' he said.
'' okey, '' I said a broad grinning on my fount, `` and the other ? ``
Coughing a little, the elderberry bush blushed, `` Oh, a shaver detail, my daughter, she 's young, only 200 but she wants to have a baby with you. It seems she has fallen for you, therefore I expect that you will try to infuse her at least twice a day. '' It was my turn of events to cough when she appeared beside him blushing, holy shit ! She was twice as gorgeous as my ex wife ! take in skin, long hair, long peg, and what a loaded ass ! Maybe things were starting to attend up for once, at least after the last 2 centuries. Hey ! What can I say always been a sucker for a tight ass .
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