Andy and The L45-20

The postman came latterly that break of the day. Ellie had thought her bundle wasn't coming so it was a pleasant surprise when the postman knocked on her door.

"Er need a signature dearest,"he said blushing as she answered the door in her stuffing gown.

She glared, she didn't like men. Big sweaty brutes with punch-drunk piddling pecker which went hitch and dribbled heart longsighted before she was satisfied.

She signed, took the package and firmly bolted the door behind her as she took it inside.

She unwrapped it. It was an L45 - 20. A lovely red L45 - 20, in a lovely polished wood box with a mordant velvet cut-in. She stared. She couldn't believe it, such beautiful aim yet so ridiculously garish. She held it in her hands, symmetric like an old fashion airship, soft yet firm, the ends rounded with round off aluminum crownwork. One end twisted and could be removed to allow the batteries to be fitted and pressed in and out to plow the power on or off.

She imagined how it would feel as it slid inside her, the cold-blooded aluminum and the tender fabric pushing inside her. The opinion was scrumptious, she grew damp and her tit tingled at the thought.

She sat on the sofa and held it. She unscrewed the end and fitted the batteries, turned it on and refitted the end. She was alone. She had 60 minutes before Ruth her roomie returned.

A bottle of lube and the remote control nestled in compartments in the box. She put a battery in the remote and tested the L45-20. It swelled then shrank as she pushed the buttons. She sat back, pushed her panties aside and started to play.

The refined aluminum end felt every bit as cold as she imagined as and eased the ogre between her twat backtalk. She only wanted to see what the end felt like against her but it felt really nice and hard, something to agitate against not a limp dick.

Further and further in until the end had almost disappeared. She enjoyed it for a moment then pressed the push button. It got bigger, her optic widened, it hurt, she went to game it off, nothing, so she tried the early button. It got bigger."Oh my god !"she squealed.

It wasn't the first time she had an expanding dildo inside her, but the others were pump up with a valve you could relinquish, this was something else.

She panicked, purple mist descended."Oh no !"she gasped as the first waves of an unwanted orgasm swept over her. She clawed at her nipples and clit seeking Sceloporus occidentalis freeing and abruptly it was on her. Overwhelming her senses. The better ever if she had sought it but all she wanted was to get the faulty monster to shrink so she could take it out.

She nevr had this problem with dicks, she thought ruefully, or a girl's tiny fist.

She decided to make a umber, she stood up, the weight of the L45-20 threatened to tear her apart if she moved swiftly, even walking was like the self-aggrandizing about fall guy she ever fucked shafting her. juice were running down her leg and as she reached the kitchen she gave in to the need to cum once again. She wanted a coffee not Wave of ecstasy crashing over her and she really really wanted this shucks L45-20 back in its box and returned as faulty.

This time she crawled slowly as she moved back to the lounge. It was like being fisted as she crawled, fisted by the expectant butchest les domme she knew as she crawled but somehow she held the orgasm at bay.

There were instruction manual in the box. A cellphone number. She rang it. A guy answered.

"Hi, this is Andy's phone, leave a message and, Hello ?"Andy grabbed the phone as the outgoing message ended.

"Hi, I have a faulty L45-20,"Ellie explained.

"okey dokey, do you require a repayment or a renewal building block ?"he asked innocently.

"It's stuck inside me you dork !"she replied,"I need assistance !"

"Maybe call 911 ?"he suggested.

"You seriously have to be kidding,"she snapped.

"Maybe come to our office staff tomorrow morning ?"He suggested.

Ellie became really spoil."You send someone here right away, do you hear me, or I'll sue the ass of your pathetic piddling getup you jerk."

"OK, OK, ,"he replied,"We don't usually offer a mend military service but I'll see if we have anyone available, do you own an address ?"

"Of path I do you moron, you don't think I live on a park bench do you ?"she snapped,"Ah it apartment 3 ...."

Andy was round there in the hour. He knew from the rules of order she lived nearby, that's why he sent the faulty unit. lady friend were always so grateful when he fixed their short problem. He had dicked loads of girls who would never have given him a second glance. Girls he would never birth got past world-class base with normally let his fingers inside their snatch and of grade he had to check there was no permanent terms and how honorable to arrest than with his dick.

Ellie answered the door.

"Hi, I'm Andy, we spoke on the phone, no one else usable so I came myself,"he introduced himself,"Where is it ?"

Ellie patted her belly,"In me you dork,"she snapped. She had been sweating, her haircloth was damp,"It won't shrink, it keeps giving me orgasms."

"We aim to delight,"Andy chuckled.

"Very funny,"she replied.

"Ok lie down, distribute your branch,"Andy suggested.

"That's one hell of a New World chat up line seeing as we just met,"Ellie replied, but she did as he said.

He was a weedy little geek, Ellie decided, probably gay, she felt quite safe, strangely.

B level pussy, thought Andy, sweaty, no makeup but quite fit, definitely dickable.

The L45-20 had disappeared completely."We need to dilate so I can get at the end cap,"Andy explained,"You did put it in the right way round didn't you ?"

Ellie nodded. Andy took off his jacket and went to go. Ellie was shocked when Andy pressed his face into her genitals but when he explained that going down on her was the fast way to get her elaborate she form of saw the sense in it.

She saw pinkish fluffy elephants, Swiss lot, the starting line, all the fixture stuff she saw when she was cumming and then quite suddenly she knew Andy had a hold of the L45-20 and was unscrewing the end cap.

"Its the black eye beating-reed instrument switch,"he announced and the L45-20 suddenly shrank.

He pulled it out with a flourish,"I can't find any scathe,"he explained as he explored her snatch with his fingerbreadth."Can't quite ambit, hang on."He balled his deal into a clenched fist and forced it into Ellie's already widely stretched cunt.

"Oh my god !"Ellie cried as Andy started fish humping her with one hand and undoing his pants with the other.

"One more examination,"Andy explained and he slipped his fist out of her and shoved his dick inside her instead,"Can you still twitch me ?"he asked.

"Oh god you're raping me !"Ellie squealed.

"Not exactly,"Andy sort of contradicted her as he poked her Brobdingnagian cavern, It was like fucking a bucket until Ellie tried squeezing and then he was in nirvana, for about thirteen bit at which point he blew his load.

"Oh my god !"Ellie protested,"You filthy bastard you slimed me."The lovesome wet spunk oozed slimily towards Ellie's womb. It felt swell. Dildos and fisting were great but a guy's incumbrance up interior was where its at. What fucking was all about. It's all a bit pointless without it.

Andy idly wiped his prick on Ellie's panties,"You want a new social unit or a refund"he asked.

"Both if you don't want to be reported for rape,"she replied.

It seemed fair, $ 60 for the third or fourth right fucking ever. He fetched a new one from his car and made for sure it expanded and contracted, Ellie said she would essay it on herself later, despite Andy insisting they should do it now just in case.

"Can I see you again ?"He asked as he was about to leave.

"I sincerely hope not,"Ellie replied.

So end of account, except a ) Ellie worked for Homeland security department, and b ) He had just got her pregnant .