I sat alone in the recession, now that the lamia are all dead they do n't involve me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should introduce myself before I tell my level I suppose, I 'm milo maize, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real but tell that to the 3 enchantress that created me. My crone were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual vigour from offspring men to keep themselves Danton True Young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of trend but when the vampires came to town the appealingness of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to glamour me he bit me really intemperate. '' I replied with a smile.

'' wellspring I 'm proud of you my pet, did you hold back a ampoule to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the minuscule vial of beat vampire stock I 'd use to vivify the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a skillful big cock and coated me in a extra varnish, spyglass eyes that looked pretty real, wired limbs so I could be posed and was as literal looking as a woodwind instrument carving could look. When a Brigham Young vampire came to visit, looking to fertilise off what he thought was just 3 sis living alone, he got the surprisal of his dead vampire life that it was in fact 3 enchantress living there and I think his last words were 'oh fuck'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his heart and his head lopped off with an antediluvian sword. Blood sprayed everywhere of course, a great sum of it covering me from head to toe and it actually made my varnish skin face real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' well how often do people bear pose-able wooden sex bird just sitting around to spill it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her conjuration books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's root, weavel blood and ail. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a brain ! We can send him out, score them and stake them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the magical spell unresolved in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring loaded stake but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not real until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the rule book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and seize with teeth me at some point and when their fangs got stuck in me, my spring loaded stake would come out and I 'd jam it in their cold perfectly hearts.

I still think my first, she was old but had on a Loretta Young brass. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my unique smell and had to have me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my glass eyes repelled it she just went straight for my pharynx, her fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the turning point of her bed then just closed her eyes as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to displume the teeth from my neck, covered myself in rip from the pool of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke bomb as I did. I got better as racked up more putting to death, my crone taught me how to make men too but they were a bit more cautious and harder to attract.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very smart and very thin-skinned with long blond fuzz and a heavy body.

'' I said, can I buy you a deglutition. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful charwoman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm intrigue because I swear I seen you leave with a girlfriend who could let been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a recollective level, I 'm here to adjoin soul. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet someone new. I do n't like if you 're a man working girl, I just like sex and you 're freehanded. ``

'' Is this girl bothering you ? It 's milo maize right, you 're wearing the disastrous rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the grandiloquent womanhood with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, aim care. '' Said the blond and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With lamia going missing every week we have to be so timid now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the office you hold in you. ''

'' Well beneficial, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a glass of vino and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk robe, her bare body polish and flawless. She undid a few release on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my neck opening before she sunk her fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a look of horror on her boldness as the blood from her sass ran down her torso, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like antediluvian German, spraying rake over my chest, I quickly sprung my post and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the post came out of her covered in a green goo. The yap it left was getting black though. I did n't get it on what to do, I ducked out of the way in metre to debar the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door outburst open and my would be attacker was shot in the heart and soul with a crossbow bolt and exploded profligate all over me. The crossbow shot was none former than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the threshold then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, dear job, I 've been after this one for a spell. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden stake, you need to stab her in the nub with silver, which is just what I happen to deliver. Are you the one with the ail bomb calorimeter ? Those are genius by the way. Put your clothes on and get the bomb ready, we wo n't feature a lot of time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's stock then once it had dried in I took a phial for the fang holes, put my shoe collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the ail bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out Clarence Day after their queer is killed to find her skull with no fang. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in agony then just collapsed in a gooey spate with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large phial of the green goop, set the garlic turkey on it 's timekeeper then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the ail bomb going off with a muffled pop and noticed Clara grin at me.

'' I have like, so many dubiousness, lets get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their fairy is dead and they 'll probably broadcast humans, I do n't obliterate humans. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the nighttime, stopping at a small motor home just outside of town. There were garlic light bulb everywhere and picayune battery misters spraying marrow of Allium sativum into the air too.

'' We 're jolly safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will care. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at to the lowest degree get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the dentition out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't rent anything from their men, just gain energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so agitate. I have an idea, I 'll call for to lay low for a while but I 'll determine you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way menage, my crone were all delirious thinking I 'd been killed but they were well-chosen to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the pansy 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What fair sex, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts lamia, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to train those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 old age If I was n't so tired and old I 'd initiate again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you schoolma'am. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of fag easy lay out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to replenish with the vampire 's stock that Clara had killed, this is the clobber that 's left over from the queen regnant. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver grey dagger ? I 'm grim, it 's been so yearn and I did n't think you 'd detect a female monarch. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sister, do you know what this can hand us ? A drop of this mixed with our lotions will give use our young coming into court, we can start seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to startle working but we have enough to last a foresighted time, unspoilt work milo ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the bell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellant go up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send Milo in case it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to intrude but I come with outstanding respect and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our piece ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to help in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still live ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the lamia could n't get to him so they sent homo and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when Milo here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to devote him the same zip, he 'd create me cum so hard and kept the dead body of a 30 year old from my climaxes. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can institute you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steadfast supply of hot young studs to derive and have a go at it you. In return I 'd like to keep Milo to run with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty foul nest and now that the female monarch is gone they 'll get severe. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a queen there and with my walking interest here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one flaw my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would know us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me care about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the supply of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your visibility and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, milo maize is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her Word, Clara arrived an 60 minutes later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't like ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a fiddling shy and self witting but they 're just interested in your hawkshaw. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my booster, they were in an stroke and lost their raft but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the hostel I can tell you they all have functioning cocks. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't look on the Witches taking their men but when they brought them back to the sofa they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the considerably sex I 've had in years m'lady, thank you so often. '' Said Steve. The former men agreed.

'' well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. impart them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have got their wad again, do n't state them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a diminished sac to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, Army of the Righteous go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a niggling later and set up the promised profiles with pictures, a imitation bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our life back, are you indisputable Milo is all you want in regaining ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampire when I was 12, passe-partout Zortan gave me a path and my life exists to wipe them from this earth. milo will be a skilful weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be to a greater extent than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' wellspring you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few week to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't finger right milo maize, split up, keep your tuner on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic put-down from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the interpreter I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a roofy. The lamia we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The great slayer, the tabby orca, caught by a menial tyro. I 've only been a lamia for twenty class but taking in your headspring will seduce me a passkey and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to fee from you for days of track. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the wager through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metal release after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the situation rigged to shove off ! ``

Clara winced in painfulness as she picked me up, I was n't very with child so she was able to hold me through the window with comfort. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the Methedrine as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of Sir Henry Joseph Wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the room access, the sounds of sex coming from the sofa telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' well you do n't have any scathe, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the turning point for now, I have Gemini the Twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few mean solar day later the woman all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful eubstance from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you palpate that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a lustrous flash lit up the room and a defenseless Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her wooden leg and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mass Zoltar and you full not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled burnt umber from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade automobile from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a hepatic portal vein when they tried to get him the same way, with my get-up-and-go he was able-bodied to hail back. Milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my admirer, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low visibility for a while, these vamps were hooligan business. This one is one of the in effect I 've trained though, better than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take away my leave, may she take milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there love this old whiz, get all the kitty I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

genus Arizona took us a year to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a squad hunting a gravid nest there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure as shooting when she rides my wooden tool she feels that too. I just need to find the correctly sandpaper this time, she 's still mad about the lastly splinter I gave her ...