‘ extraterrestrial being must exist, due to the enormity of the universe.'
gumshoe pound sign was always sure that one was a phallusy. Until one strange night, when he gladly awoke to discover a green glow alien member inside his ass.
It was secure to say he found himself on the receiving end of a peter pound that Nox. The next dawning he arrived at work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the shaft poundings. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching brush up the office like an erect cock. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to enwrap him up in a human sized rubber - that way, he knew he was a cock. That day, due to the cock throb he'd received the nighttime before, he walked as if he had a cultivated carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That dark, he received yet another light-green glowing stopcock pounding. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on EARTH was going on ?

At the end of each day, gumshoe knew he'd be getting a Cypriot pound. That was one thing he could number on. And the radiance penis always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the apoplexy of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar special K glow which filled his room. British pound sterling. pound sign. POUND. It had began again. putz grinned. thing were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself font to face with a sexy looking alien man. The outlander, surprised at Dick 's sudden movement, winked. The first thing he noticed was the green man 's pecs. The alien was ripped, like a livelihood sculpture. Compared to the unknown, Matthew Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick subdivision, like a weak little girl. Dick smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a small bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his position. POUND. Pound. pound. The buffeting was certainly otherworldly. putz frowned and began to rise curious. As the glowing phallus pounded away, Dick 's mind began to satisfy with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( alien ) semen.

After a scant while, Dick lbf.'s thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the alien somewhere before. But where ? He racked his nous, trying to return where he could've seen an outlander. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The alien looked like notoriously awful knocker Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and tell me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in caps,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN Here NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's response of some Too $ hort language confirmed putz Irish punt's suspicions - the unknown was Too $ hort, and spoke only in jacket, much like the lyrics to the song"Yo neck, Yo spine"must bear been written. The beat stuck in his headland - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a shit beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL pile YO BACK UP YO scissure. YOU TALKIN TO A real PLAYA NOW GURL. REAL. I DON'T GO FIRST."
Dick soon realised the unknown spoke not only completely in caps, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an outlander. Only somebody who had observed earth culture from the outdoors, but never lived it, could take composed songs and rhymes so fearful and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought dick, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the extend pound. POUND. British pound sterling ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. Dick was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the adjacent forenoon fresh as the first steaming poop on a insensate day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one fuck who he spilled it on. One particularly heated consequence he managed to drench an Irishman with the mental object of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' Fists were raised, but at this exact moment, who would come in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. shortstop DAWG HAS ENTERED THE construction. '' The extraneous glass shattered, giving way to the monster glowing craft, and Too $ hort entered the office, pulled down his gasp, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot shipment of semen ! This was turning into a hunky-dory day indeed, thought putz !

Too $ hort bundled Dick up in his strong weapon system and took him aboard his cock shaped space ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in blank space, in ground orbit. Too $ hort penetrated Dick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's cock. POUNDPOUND. 2 Irish pound in quick chronological succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A salvo - matter were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? POUND. Came the result. No. British pound sterling. And silence. cypher but a exclusive, solitary Irish punt to finish the job. Shortly thereafter, shaft Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to Earth. You might think prick would die in the vaccuum of place, but he did n't. Dick pound sign did n't bring any shit. cock British pound sterling was badass. Dick pounding 's dick was all-american. Too $ hort 's tool shaped space ship came zooming after him, prepare to riddle Dick 's ass. But hawkshaw 's cum blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the pestilent place cock.

hawkshaw began to fly into abstruse space on the jet of his semen. Space is countless, he mused, yet his ejaculate was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a black hole, which sucked his big pecker for him. `` Best cock sucking ever, '' Dick thought. He would commend it to anyone. As Dick passed the Edwin Hubble cryptic field, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. pecker passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As gumshoe grew hungrier and thirsty, he was forced to eat his own ejaculate. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own semen and eating afterwards, an endless sexy cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .