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shaft Lebanese pound was always sure enough that one was a phallusy. Until one foreign dark, when he gladly awoke to come across a green glow alien genus Phallus inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick pound that night. The adjacent morning he arrived at work. He was a managing director, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the gumshoe poundings. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching labialise the office like an upright turncock. In fact, one day some of the boy had seen fit to wrap him up in a man sized prophylactic - that way, he knew he was a rooster. That day, due to the tool hammering he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another putting green glowing peter throb. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on ground was going on ?

At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a Lebanese pound. That was one thing he could number on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the diagonal of midnight, Dick woke to the now companion green glow which filled his way. pound sterling. Ezra Loomis Pound. POUND. It had began again. gumshoe grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden excitement, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself face to font with a aphrodisiac looking alien man. The outlander, surprised at Dick 's sudden apparent motion, winked. The first matter he noticed was the green man 's pectoralis. The unknown was ripped, like a keep carving. Compared to the foreigner, Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a weak little girl. tool smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a fiddling bit to the left field. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his place. POUND. POUND. Ezra Pound. The buffeting was certainly otherworldly. gumshoe frowned and began to mature queer. As the glowing penis pounded away, peter 's judgement began to fill up with questions, much like his anus was slowly filling with ( extraterrestrial ) semen.

After a short while, Dick lb's thoughts drifted. He thought he'd seen the noncitizen somewhere before. But where ? He racked his brains, trying to recall where he could've seen an alien. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The outlander looked like notoriously awful doorknocker Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick pound sterling mused,"If you could go ahead and state me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in caps,"REAL PLAYAS UP IN HERE NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's reaction of some Too $ hort lyrics confirmed Dick Egyptian pound's misgiving - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in chapiter, much like the lyric poem to the song"Yo neck, Yo dorsum"must induce been written. The beat stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a denounce beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT tinker's dam ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL down feather YO BACK UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A real number PLAYA NOW GURL. real. I DON'T GO FIRST."
Dick soon realised the alien spoke not only completely in caps, but largely only in Too $ hort lyric poem. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only soul who had observed globe culture from the outside, but never lived it, could have composed strain and rhymes so terrible and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The unknown was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his dick was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought Dick, as logs of shit were removed from his anus during the go forward pounding. Ezra Pound. Ezra Pound ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. tool was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the adjacent forenoon fresh as the first steaming turd on a cold day. He bounded around the federal agency, spilling chocolate from his mug, but not giving one nooky who he spilled it on. One particularly heated import he managed to imbrue an Irishman with the contents of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' fist were raised, but at this demand bit, who would come in a giant penis shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. SHORT DAWG HAS ENTERED THE BUILDING. '' The outside ice shattered, giving way to the giant glowing trade, and Too $ hort entered the business office, pulled down his trouser, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of cum ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled tool up in his strong arms and took him aboard his cock shaped distance ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) insertion. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in space, in globe orbit. Too $ hort penetrated prick 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's tool. POUNDPOUND. 2 Sudanese pound in quick ecological succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A salvo - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? POUND. arrive the answer. No. POUND. And silence. zero but a unity, solitary pound to end up the job. Shortly thereafter, dick Ezra Pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to solid ground. You might suppose Dick would die in the vaccuum of place, but he did n't. Dick pound sign did n't take any shit. prick Pound was badass. Dick quid 's dick was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped space ship came zooming after him, ready to bottom prick 's ass. But Dick 's come blasted like a jet, allowing him to guide away from the madly blank space cock.

Dick began to fly into deeply space on the jet of his seed. Space is infinite, he mused, yet his cum was beginning to fill almost every crack. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a black hole, which sucked his big dick for him. `` Best blowjob ever, '' Dick thought. He would advocate it to anyone. As cock passed the Hubble deep athletic field, he wondered how big Hubble 's cock was when he was active. gumshoe passed the voyager and knew was out far into space now. As Dick grew hungry and hungrier, he was forced to consume his own semen. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own seed and eating afterwards, an dateless sexy cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .