I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampire are all dead they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should enclose myself before I tell my level I suppose, I 'm milo maize, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be real number but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My witch were 800 years old, they 'd use the sexual energy from young men to keep themselves young, the more they fucked, the yearner they 'd stay looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of track but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to score them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty safe, did you finally get yourself a male person ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to enchant me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' fountainhead I 'm proud of you my pet, did you hold open a phial to fix these golf hole ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the belittled ampul of dead vampire blood I 'd use to furbish up the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a nice big rooster and coated me in a particular varnish, glass center that looked pretty actual, wired branch so I could be posed and was as real looking as a wood cutting could look. When a young vampire came to chitchat, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire life history that it was in fact 3 Witches living there and I think his close password were 'oh screwing'right before he was brutally slaughtered, a long wooden spear jammed into his essence and his head lopped off with an ancient sword. stemma sprayed everywhere of course, a large amount of it covering me from caput to toe and it actually made my stained skin look real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people have pose-able wooden sex bird just sitting around to disgorge it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her conjuration books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's etymon, weavel blood and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a whiz ! We can institutionalise him out, seduce them and stakes them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the patch open in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a spring squiffy bet but with this coated on him they wo n't cognize he 's not veridical until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new lifespan. They taught me the art of vampire seduction, they would try and bite me at some item and when their fangs got stuck in me, my spring loaded stake would come out and I 'd jam it in their cold abruptly hearts.

I still retrieve my first, she was old but had on a young face. She was enamored with my magic spell, fascinated by my unique smell and had to have me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to hypnotise ( glamor ) me and when my glass oculus repelled it she just went straight for my pharynx, her Fang getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my post out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her lip she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her heart as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull the tooth from my neck, covered myself in blood from the puddle of easy lay that was left of her and left, setting off a ail pot bomb calorimeter as I did. I got better as racked up more putting to death, my enchantress taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and harder to attract.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a fixture homo, she was pretty, very smart and very plucky with long blond fuzz and a slap-up body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm hunky-dory. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty young lady, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm scheme because I swear I seen you leave with a miss who could stimulate been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a foresighted story, I 'm here to meet person. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to satisfy someone new. I do n't care if you 're a man lady of pleasure, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this female child bothering you ? It 's milo maize rightfield, you 're wearing the black rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take care. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't care it here, I think it 's being frequented by hunters, can we maybe go straight to my place ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the might you hold in you. ''

'' Well beneficial, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a glassful of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk gown, her naked eubstance smooth and flawless. She undid a few button on my shirt, had me strip naked then kissed the side of my neck before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a looking at of horror on her look as the blood from her mouth ran down her trunk, she yelled out something in a terminology that sounded like ancient German, spraying blood line over my chest, I quickly sprung my wager and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the interest came out of her covered in a putting green ooze. The hollow it left was getting black though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in fourth dimension to avoid the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the door fit open and my would be attacker was shot in the tenderness with a crossbow bolt and exploded stock all over me. The crossbow shooter was none early than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the room access then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, good job, I 've been after this one for a while. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many public figure, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden interest, you need to stab her in the pump with silver grey, which is just what I happen to give birth. Are you the one with the garlic bomb ? Those are genius by the way. Put your dress on and get the bomb calorimeter set up, we wo n't have a lot of time after I kill this thing. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's rip then once it had dried in I took a vial for the fang holes, put my arrest up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out Clarence Shepard Day Jr. after their queen is killed to observe her skull with no Fang. '' Said Clara who then took a Ag dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in agony then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left field in the pool. I took a vauntingly vial of the gullible goop, set the ail bomb calorimeter on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the ail bomb going off with a muffled pop and noticed Clara grin at me.

'' I have like, so many head, Lashkar-e-Toiba get out of here though, they 'll throw sensed their king is dead and they 'll probably send humanity, I do n't kill homo. ``

We got to a motorcycle that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a low motor home just outside of town. There were garlic medulla oblongata everywhere and little battery misters spraying essence of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will interest. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these witch, they do n't take anything from their men, just gain energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an idea, I 'll postulate to lay low for a while but I 'll find you. Take concern my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all frenetic thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the womanhood that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What woman, did you tell her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampire, I told her you never take anything from the men and hatred vampires too. I think she 's a killer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to direct those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 eld If I was n't so tired and old I 'd lead off again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you Mistress. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the ampoule of queen gunk out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was capable to refill with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff and nonsense that 's left over from the fag. '' I replied.

'' She had a ash gray dagger ? I 'm no-account, it 's been so long and I did n't think you 'd find a queen. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' baby, do you know what this can commit us ? A drop of this mixed with our lotion will give way use our youthful appearance, we can get down seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes week to start working but we have enough to last a long time, secure piece of work milo maize ! ``

The Witches all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. transmit Milo in case it 's a lamia. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the lounge with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really sorry to nose but I come with great respect and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our while ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by Master Zortan, he gave me this to aid in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampires could n't get to him so they sent human beings and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary crone, when milo maize here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to give him the same Energy, he 'd spend a penny me cum so heavy and kept the physical structure of a 30 year old from my sexual climax. I humbly have a marriage offer for you. I can impart you a few men who would happily fuck all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steady supply of hot youth studs to derive and fuck you. In return I 'd wish to keep Milo to hound with me, he 's managed to kill off all but 5 from a pretty nasty nest and now that the queen is gone they 'll get unsafe. When we 're done here I 'm needed in genus Arizona, I 've been tracking a queen there and with my walking interest here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your plan has but one flaw my high-priced, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me occupy about that, I promise I can extradite. As for the supply of men when you 're new, there 's this app and it makes it so well-off. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's story then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an hour. '' Said Clara.

True to her intelligence, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't care ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a little shy and self conscious but they 're just occupy in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my supporter, they were in an accident and lost their flock but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the inn I can tell you they all have functioning rooster. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 prosperous and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the hag taking their men but when they brought them back to the waiting area they looked like cleaning lady in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in twelvemonth m'lady, thank you so a great deal. '' Said Steve. The former men agreed.

'' wellspring, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their sight again, do n't say them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a small-scale pouch to her.

'' Thank you so much ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a little later and set up the call profiles with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting messages before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure Milo is all you want in proceeds ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampire when I was 12, master key Zortan gave me a path and my spirit exists to wipe them from this earth. Milo will be a better artillery than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a cosmos from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few workweek to trail them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampires cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial part of the city.

'' This does n't find right Milo, split up, hold on your radio set on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch circuit from the radio, a noise they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the voices I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a forget me drug. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The majuscule slayer, the fagot killer, caught by a base initiate. I 've only been a vampire for twenty years but taking in your header will make me a passe-partout and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for daytime of course of study. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his rear into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switch, he has the stead rigged to boast ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very ponderous so she was able to throw me through the window with ease. No Oklahoman had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hours later, Chloe answered the threshold, the sounds of sex coming from the lounge telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't have any impairment, sorry about Clara, she was rattling. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the corner for now, I have twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the tabular array, all three were naked, enjoying their new youthful bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you sense that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

right hand as Mara stood up a bright flash bulb lit up the elbow room and a naked Clara appeared on the board, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mint Zoltar and you better not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade motorcar from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' maestro Zortan had banished himself with a vena portae when they tried to get him the same way, with my energy he was able to descend back. milo maize ! You are rubber ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my supporter, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died yr ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a while, these vamps were hooligan business. This one is one of the Charles Herbert Best I 've trained though, adept than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' fountainhead, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take my leave, may she occupy Milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there make out this old virtuoso, get all the cunt I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our spirit back. ``

genus Arizona took us a year to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a squad hunting a large nest there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm sure when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just involve to find the right field sandpaper this clock time, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...