“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his firstborn daughter as he got ready to set off for his shift in't mill,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."

"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to occupy about her interview for book of account keeper job at Grimshaws.

She weren't prettiest of young girl, her whisker were mousey, her tits weren't cypher special and she hadn't never had a proper boyfriend, but that ‘ ent to say she were no virgin, oh no, the hearth clash handgrip had seen to that on Sir Thomas More than one function though her kept that to herself.

She dressed sensible, that is to say in her secure clothes bought special for aunty Maud's funeral six months since, grey chick and blank open cervix shirt with a ignominious jacket.

"Remember you want's book custodian job, yer not a tart,"her Dad warned when she undid two buttons not one.

"Yes our Dad,"she replied.

"Eee, I can hardly believe it me little girl all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth fourth dimension he's wore a rubber when he scewed her female parent against Abbotoire route railway bridge nigh on twenty long time afore.

"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his Sir Walter Raleigh Elswick Special push motorcycle out of living-room prepare to set off down road towards t'mill.

poor Eileen were in a right state, wi next to no brass coming in the whole family line needed her to get job. butterfly in her tummy weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty marrow and the unanimous blessed lot had hatched as flies.

She decided a walk would do her good, daily round by gas whole kit, down past where Langley applied science used to be afore them went broke, down by William Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still nigh on XX second early when she got to Grimshaw's office on Guisley Road.

"promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her courage and pulled the bell cord. It were broke so she banged the door. Nothing. So she opened it.

"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.

"I come for't job,"she ventured.

"Well thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the woman sighed,"Upstairs, third on right and knock and wait to be asked in."

"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the refine marble flooring with"Grimshaws,"laid out in Shirley Temple on bloodless background, the posh mahogany desk and matching chairs and that in reception way, and at the classy staircase wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their great bushy byssus, except the ladies of course.

She knocked timidly then again hard enough to suffer her knuckles.

"By ‘ eck give us a minute you'll have door off hinges,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.

"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.

"About bloody time, get thee kit off and let dog see t'lapin,"Eli said kindly.

"What ?"Emily demanded.

"Get thee kit off, thee won't have nothing we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.

Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.

"Look"Emily ventured.

"Department of Energy thee want job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and end wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.

"We have a certain standard to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner idiom,"It's not a big take surely ?"

"I never stripped before three fella before,"Eileen admitted.

"I'll help thee if thee likes,"Charlie offered.

Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have passed for LXXX with his bushy beard, Razor was jr., 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh suit, off the peg Marks and Spencer not cobbled together in some back street travail workshop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.

Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her organic structure looking on as she started to undo her buttons.

"Bloody strip down not do a bloody strip show,"Eli cussed,"Can't get faculty can't even get applicants."he muttered.

Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and annulus on chair. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knickers as hers had a big pickle in.

"No brasier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm titties, quite delightful."

"And kinky breeches, thee could gve her one thrugh t'maw wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.

Eli smiled"Reet lass hop up on desk and Lashkar-e-Toiba have a look, best driblet knickers so's we can get a close up."

Eileen gulped but she dropped her knee breeches to flooring and hopped up on desk in just her smart blackness shoes and White ankle socks.

"Ee, tha'looks champion,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in front he reached down his pant and aimed hs swelling cock somewhere more comfortable.

Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite luscious, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."

"No,"Eileen replied, none too sure if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.

"Quite first-class, somewhat shaggy-coated and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped penny-pinching and ran his fngers up her inner thighs,"And so soft."

Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on display and a bloke fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very shake and wet at the thought though.

"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the index finger fngers of both hands inside her eased her lower lips apart for a skillful view.

"Out way, let dog see lapin,"Eli ordered.

Eileen looked on. Eli had took his trousers and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and wind sock on, he looked about eighty but his pecker were cock of much new bloke.

"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.

"fearfulness not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"Might require a soundly get-up-and-go idea, thee bettor brace thee self."

Eileen probably ought to have said no, no way, bugger that for a meadowlark, you can stuff the job, o summat but the thought of all that square meat going inside her turned her nous and she gripped bound of desk firm like and spread her stage as far apart as they would go.

The tip of Eli's cock rubbed up Eileens interior second joint sending shivers of prediction coursing through her venous blood vessel, it touched her brim and tentatively and sensitively ventured interior. Through the narrows where her muscles relaxed to alow its passage and on into the caven leading to he womb.

Almost before she realised Eli's hairy genitalia banged her minge and his cock were good up her.

"By ‘ eck lass, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.

"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.

"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.

"No, whay's that ?"she asked.

"Aye its a rare treat, girls love it, give her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.

"right wing ho gaffer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his smart gery face cloth pant and hang them neatly over a chair back.

Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her bodily off of the desk and cock walked her around in a forget me drug so his ass were against desk and her ass maw were exposed ready for Charllie to squeeze his cock in.

Charlie finished aranging his wearing apparel and smeared his cock with Olea europaea oil so's he'd coast in a bit easier. Even so it were a struggle but his efforts pushed Eileen onto Eli's cock. painfulness and pleasance mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a struggle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two turncock near touching each other inside her.

"It's all very elegant and delicious but I do rather feel like a spare fellow member at a funeral,"Razor observed.

"rack on a chairperson and let her suck thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a foursome, bit o team building and that."

Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to turn her oral sex right round.

She weren't too sure enough how to suckle hammer but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her human face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a breath when she could.

She was close to passing out when everything went purple and sparks flew in her brain as she had probably the skillful orgasm she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.

“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi natural endowment,"Eli suggested.

"Gets my vote,"says Charlie.

"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his peter back in his pants.

"How do you fancy Buxton Road from patsy and Spencer to Timothy Stanford White ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a workweek up front or half thee tekkins."

"What ?"Rileen gasped.

"Prime office for whorin'” Buxton Road Eli explained.

"I'm not no whore, I'm here for book steward's job !"Eileen explained.

"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody the pits, thee's not bloody due yet and then its next door."

"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley Insurance Associates."Razor explained,"We offer policy to street walkers and regulate the industry."

"What Maffia"Eileen gasped.

No one said anything.

"Grimshaw's office is next room access lass,"Eli explained,"best get theeself cleaned up."

Eileen quickly grabbed her clothes and angrily began to plume, she pulled up her knickers so firmly that the fix tore some more.

"washables thee brass in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And gargle, thee's got spunk on thee chin."

Eileen was mortified, she nearly went plate but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.

She washed as best she could and dutifully knocked on the right room access kick on ten o'clock.

"ejaculate in,"Eli said cheerily.

She went in, Eli was sitting behind another big mahogany desk, this sentence her were on hs own."Look have I got job or not ?"she asked.

"Can I fuck thee through hollow in thee's knickers w out thee having to drop'em ?"Eli asked.

"How should I know ?"Eileen demanded.

"Shall us try ?"he asked.

"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in maths and that."

"Well see I want's a bit on't position, not flashy so every bugger is always tryin'to bonk her all't clip,"Eli explained,"but willing and."

"I'll stop consonant thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me future to remember on, Book keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."

"Reet, well thee can have Good Book keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.

"And when I get's caught out and up plum duff ?"Eli enquired.

"I know's a woman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't undercoat o'me biography and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."

"I want's it in writin'mind,"Eileen insisted.

"And I want's to stick me cock through hole in thee knickers and fuck thee."Eli replied.

"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.

Eli quickly scribbled a job offer. Eileen read it and smiled. Success. She had her job and pretty soon she would give birth Eli's turncock up her again.

"What if me Dad chucks me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.

"Thee'll have to sleep along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.

"Then best see if thee can get thee tool through trap in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.

As it happened they couldn't fit his rooster through hole so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to continue her modesty and then they managed it.

And three times more afore dinner gong sounded.

As Alexander Melville Bell sounded Eileen rushed home to secern her Mam what had happened.

Grinshaws van were out of doors and van man were inside. Her mam were turn over scullery table wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.

"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was gong back on't plot ?"

"I ent but he got lovely puritanical center,"she said wistfully.

"And tw and tanner,"Van device driver said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'house as thee were his new bit on't side."

"Bugger me, thee as bit on't slope, what's world comin'to, is ‘ ee blind or summat ?"her mam ventured.

"Nah green-eyed sodomite is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his fucking,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."

Eileen smiled, no more kipping in 1 bed wi her three sisters, or wanking wi hearth brush, she had fallen on her base wi out a dubiousness .