Bringing in Migrants, How Stumpy got his snick name

It was that dingy bit of the Nox just afore dawn, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just ticket. The rebuff sea swell rocked our boat the"bazaar Maid"as we approached the farming and the engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big diesel but Denzil fitted a straight six petrol out of an old combine reaper as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the Pisces clutch where about forty fella was crammed in.

One or two popped their heads out to see the light-headed precis of the surf on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 road for capital of the United Kingdom,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decent about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the cash, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. XL odd on em climbed in rowboat designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a 12 girls, we told they iffen they stuck swimming costume on we could sneak they ashore at Mousehole a couple at a time as plodding would be too interfering eyeing up their breast and that to worry if they was immigrants.

path that was nut, they'd get picked up immediate smart but at to the lowest degree they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two miles from the next poxy uninhabited island ten statute mile from the side by side poxy inhabited island. It were like survival of the fittest, we landed several hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of kingdom End mind.

Didn't give a fuck really, Denzil were so racist he even hated family from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in Fish detainment sorting the birds out with swimsuits. These was birds what usually wore they Burkas, straits to toe encamp things where you couldn't see nothing but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"smell at the fucking titty on this one."

"screwing off,"I said,"Keep yer mits off."

The patent strait of someone being smacked round the head wafted up from the Pisces hold.

"The bloody kick slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her tits, I was doing a Donald Trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussy ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should accept asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"Fuck off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the steering wheel house, Ross had to hang about in engine room ready to set about the railway locomotive if Coast safety device showed up, so I told Denzil to convey the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the wheelhouse lights and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"shtup off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody squawk, give me the right car horn then slaps me chop,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"Well give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look favourite,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational jeopardy for illegals, if we don't the plod will."

"So what, you fuck me and bemuse me over the position ?"she asked.

"well it don't make no sensory faculty the former way round does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's feelings not fancying him."

"And you Mr Captain, will you fuck me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll passing play"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant screw me ?"she asked.

"roll in the hay you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racist,"I said,"Makes Hitler appear like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"button it and fan out your legs,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for fucks sake,"Denzil,"I fucking make out bustin'hymens."

The sea was like glass, so clear you could you coud see the reflection of the twinkle from Long ships Lighthouse thirty miles away shimmering like gold, or like a bloody searchlight.

"Don't be pudding head, hang on to the rail and let Denzil bang you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see tears in her heart. I helped by pulling her knickers down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her fascinate the coaming round the compass binacle and had her bend over.

This time she let Denzil stick a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her breast and let them release. Her mammilla were inches long, she was seriously horny.

"fucking's sake Jethro, she leaking like a fuck stern secretory organ,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the bitch shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"Well that's it, you ain't no Virgo the Virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the daughter right by me.

"Course I am you dick head,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her knocker and piquantness as he slammed into her puss from behind.

"Bet you're glad you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by XL bloke by now and not decent white blokes neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the most of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy asshole made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a normal human being he grabs the poor kick a bit rough and forces her head down.

"clean and jerk my dick up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her oral fissure open he rammed his putz in her mouth.

It were what they call a life changing moment, soon as he got his gumshoe in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"roll in the hay sake, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head in its gob do you ?

"plosive speech sound it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head with his clenched fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fervidness axe or solar flare gun and me pissing me ego laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the blood, she was chewing his cock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his dick trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the back of the head. Down she went taking the live four inches of Denzil's turncock with her.

He stared at the deflate rostrum in disbelief.

"Fucks sake Jethro,"he says,"ass sake."

"I reckon your mean solar day of fuckin'shuttle are over mate,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"shag off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"Best swim for it love,"I says and next thing she's out the pilothouse and over the side, striking out for the nearest island.

"Mind the roulette wheel mate,"I says and I goes down the fish delay,"Your mate just bit my mate's cock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot better follow spry smart."

I left em to it, dab, splash, four stir and a later doubtful knock on the wheel menage room access,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"shtup sake."

"How's about I sell you a life jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"Look, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his groin slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten British pound sterling, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my father, do you have any wife ?"she said admiringly.

"looking at I'm fucking dying,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to pull,"Denzil whines,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will cop you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the side instead !"she suggested.

"I'm nooky tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life jacket, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me slash the life crownwork on her and she jumps in the piddle and sorting of half dog paddles after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."full phase of the moon ahead both !"I shouted down the vox pipe to the engine room.

"What you mean both,"Ross replied,"We only got half an engine let alone two."

I heard him crank the engine, as in with a starting handle, galvanising outset was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing sauceboat with four speed and reverse gearbox north of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his pommel end bit off,"I shouted.

"bout time cruddy bastard,"Dan replied as he amount alongside. he hopped over the gun rest and secured the dingy so it towed abaft, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

Twenty minute of arc later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the fuck did that find,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining stump of his cock.

"Caught in a Phthirius pubis's tweezer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the blighter asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a bunch of nance who had played too roughly, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance General Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"Engine trouble, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must get been two or three months later this skirt come looking for me, not bad looking all thing considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my life sentence jacket,"she says.

"No, don't vexation about it, it was only worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five nooky think of,"she said.

Now its one matter to say it to impress your mates, bit different in the street when your neighbours are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my bungalow."You are strong man, hard ruthless, brave, You will be a good husband, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bloody Sir Noel Pierce Coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the backbone of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settee. She spread her legs,"looking at Virgin still."

I dropped me pant, which was daft as I had to buck them up again to abscond the doorway and stop Mrs Penhaligon from next doorway wandering in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me socks and sea kicking left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will have a go at it anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was right she guided my cock into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea clip. Turned out being fraught would aid her immigration status.

Kept me dick well away from her tooth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to experience one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky bastard .