The date had gone really well. Way proficient than I'd expected actually. Which was both in force news and bad. I enjoy being wined and dined like any lady would.
And I really had enjoyed dinner with this guy. He was quite funny which is always a turn-on. And he was just touchy-feely enough to spend a penny my heart commotion ( and a few other patch ) but wasn't forward enough to pretend me believe I was just going to be another piece of music of can. Not that I would have minded as this guy was CUTE. And built.

I'd gone to extra lengths for this date too. Normally I'm pretty laid back on the whole girly-thing. My whisker is short, dim and usually a mussiness. I'm pretty pale as I'm terrified of tegument cancer which is what got one of my Aunts at an early age. And while I'm pretty thin, I work out a clump and take some martial artistic creation classes so I'm quite a bit stronger than most people expect out of a 125 lb girl.
well, I'm not technically a girl. And no, I'm not a cross-dresser either. I'm what you'd call - special. I actually have both Male and female function. I'm genetically a char, but I have a penis too. And unlike to the highest degree hermaphrodites, I do ingest a clitoris. My penis juts out just above the top of my clitoral hoodlum. So depending on the stimulant I can come as a man OR a cleaning lady. Or both. Lucky me.
Anyway, I'd really dolled myself up for this evening. I had on a skillful blank lacy blouse, a black pencil skirt with high heel, pearl and pattern stockings. My ice give me a school-girl/bookworm/librarian feel that drives both men and cleaning lady fruitcake. I'm ashamed to admit I've used it to get what I want at times. Depending on my mood I can go out as a guy or a girl and nearly people don't give me a bit look. Tonight though I needed to be taken. hang over something and make love hard. I love being the aggressor sometimes ; especially with women. But not this evening. I wanted to feel womanly. Delicate. I just hoped he wouldn't freak at the moment of truth…

dinner was wonderful. He had manner, charm and the restaurant was a cozy little place down by the weewee with a half-dozen mesa outside overlooking the bay. The hotshot were out by the millions. A lady friend could get used to this kind of treatment !

I was feeling the grand outcome of a few spectacles of wine and I could finger my desire for him through the throb of both my component part. The lease on the wine expired, and I excused myself to go to the peeress way. I was so turned on I hoped my ‘ surprise'wasn't making a tent in my tight doll when I stood up. Luckily my pantyhose kept a close reign on Mr. Happy. I tottered off to the bathroom glad I didn't have to wait for my erection to go down to pee. I plopped down on the john and sighed at the liberation of my full-of-the-moon bladder.
As I was touching up my makeup a really drunk girl came in and started yammering about what an prick her appointment had been. She was precious as Hell, with foresightful blond hair curled tightly down her back. I hugged her and gave her my earphone issue and said we'd go sympathize some early even. I know, I'm an opportunist. I probably should give felt bad, but I didn't.
"Whew !"I said when I returned.

"Everything come out ok ?"

"Oh yeah,"I replied with a smile. I silently slipped off my cad and slid down a tad in my hind end. I didn't tell him I had a load for him that I desperately wanted to be rid of before the dark was over.
"So you were saying,"he asked, trying to get me back to the sexy conversation we were having before my piss hard-on had so rudely interrupted us."You haven't really had that much experience with bozo lately. You're not gay and just trying to get me to be your mustache, are you ?"

"Ha ! No my dear boy, that is not the payoff. I do love sleeping with women. They are such completely different beast than men are. They're soft, and olfactory property lovely, and are so much more sensual than near wham-bam-thank you-ma'am guys are. Women know how to get hold of their time and delight the subtle parts of sensualness and conquest that are lost on guys. But there is something that is uh, lacking in sex with women…"I let my give-and-take trail off for issue. I'd been slowly running my pantyhose-clad feet up and down his thigh all even. I could easily experience him through his frock quagmire. While not porn-star amount it would certainly do for tonight.

"So women are lacking a certain something, huh ?"

"Yup. And sometimes that is just the only thing that will strike my itch."I looked at him coyly over the rim of my wine field glass, all the meter running my stocking covered foot up and down the inside of his calf and thigh.

"Do you have an itch, my dear ?"

"You have no musical theme,"I said breathlessly. And I meant every word.

"I'd love to detect out. I might even buss it and make it better."

"That would be lovely,"I said quite frankly. I squirmed uncomfortably in my backside trying to free my cock from the maze of my tights.
"I'll commencement at your feet."

"Really ? Then what would you do ?"

"I'd slowly lay a trail of kisses up the inside of your calf. And then over your genu and up the inside of your thighs."

"Oh, that sounds so prissy,"I cooed. And it really did."Do you like that ? I mean really like it ?"

"Yup, I really do. It's just so intimate, isn't it ?"

I smiled at him again. Maybe, just maybe this was going to turn out ok…

The Unveiling

Sir Sir Lancelot and I ended up back at my situation. Sometimes I like being on my home plate turf, especially at the ‘ unveiling.'I had been hard through most of the meal. I know he had been because I'd been teasing him all nighttime. He was hard, throbbing and decently sized.

And I could tell he really wanted me. Ok, so about men ‘ wanted me ’, and by that I mean they wanted to cum inside my body like a 2-bit cum bucketful. about men saw me as nothing Thomas More than a warm up receptacle for their semen. Its ok, I get it. Sometimes I'll see a really cute girl and think how a good deal fun it would be to possess totally anonymous freaking HOT sex in some dark-skinned place and never even know her name. I call it onanism with mortal else's body. And there is a time and billet for that. But this guy really seemed to be interested in who I was.

Which is really of import when you 're a chick sporting wood. I'm not huge, but a thick 6 column inch dick on a wench can freak the FUCK out of a guy who doesn't measure up. They have to be extremely open minded, bi or a closeted gay clotheshorse. I've learned not to produce laying claim. Some of the manlike, butch dudes loved having me bed them long and hard in their ass. When I'd dumped my warhead deep in their tight virgin holes I'd let them have me any way they wanted, no muddle barred.

'' You still here ? '' Matt asked. `` You seem like your psyche is somewhere else. ``

'' I 'm dismal, '' I said. `` I 'm back now. '' I leaned in against him, and matte ran his manpower over my ass. As usual I kept myself a few inches from him so he wouldn't finger my surprise before the decently moment. And that was almost always after I'd let them hail in my mouth. I slowly undid his tie, and sexily draped it around my neck opening. One clit at a time I loosened his shirt exposing smooth fragrant man-flesh. I love the smell of a adult female, but a man's odour can just move around me into an animal. This one's pheromones hit me dead square in the girly role. My finger's breadth worked at the hold of his belt and soon he was naked in social movement of me, a nicely size dick jutting out proudly from his happy track. I pushed him back, making him sit down on my puff. I crawled between his thighs and pulled myself up onto his trunk so I could kiss him long and hard. His hands roamed under my blouse playing with my Nice little B-cups. I moaned in his ear as his fingers played with my stiffening mamilla. Finally I broke the osculation and trailed my back talk downward. As my brim passed below his belly push I slowed down, letting his tip rub against the keister of my Kuki-Chin as I worked a trail of buss back and Forth River across his tight abs. I twisted my headland so that his cock point was against my cheek. Looking up at him with my Green River optic ( God, I love this part ! Lady, this is where you get his PIN bit ) I said huskily"Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want me to do."Then I ran my natural language slowly along the side of his throbbing shaft.

"suction it,"he hissed."sucking it please !"

So I did. Grabbing his ray of light I lowered my lips down over his tip, never breaking eye inter-group communication. I didn't stop until my lips hit his pubic bone. The surprise groan and look on his face was priceless ! Twirling my grimace on his cock, I withdrew until just the tip was against my lips. His breathing place was getting ragged and he was grunting and groaning uncontrollably. I wanted to tease him for a spell, but on the future plunge down his pecker he spontaneously erupted in my mouth. Ok, so I knew he was close up and I was teasing him. But damn it, can't guy cable at to the lowest degree let a daughter know before they blow a huge load down our throats ? My gag reflex hit me like a train but I refused to let him know he'd successfully gagged a self-proclaimed deep-throat fag. I swallowed for all I was deserving and only a little slue past my sassing.

When he'd calmed down a bit I crawled up into his lap and tried to kiss him. He jerked his human face away and said"Ewwww !"I've had that response before, and while it was no big deal, I didn't like the tone it set for his open mindedness. Ok, time for the unveiling.

I stood up and slowly unfastened my blouse and removed my bra. Next I dropped my panty around my ankles and backed up so he could caress my ass. He gently lifted my annulus and planted kisses all over my brass. His knife flicked over my butthole, which made up for the fact that he didn't want to buss me earlier. I had grabbed my cock and pulled it up against my belly and from his viewpoint he couldn't see it. His tongue parted my fold and fuck, I had to admit he was talented ! With my legs spread I could see his cock getting hard again.

"Ok,"I thought."Maybe this is going to work out after all."

He regained his erection and stood behind me, grabbing my hips and pressing his cock against my folds. His ran the head of his throbbing cock up and down from my wrinkled butt down through my flexure to the tip of my clitoris. At this point I didn't tending which gob he used. I just wanted him inside me ! His tip slid down and disappeared between my aching mouth stretching heart-to-heart my tunnel. Oh my God, this was just what I needed ! I was just about to squeeze back against him when suddenly he leaned down on top of me and reached around to stroke my clit. Before I could warn him his deal reached mine - and my throbbing intemperate on. He just freaked !

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINGGOD…"

He was so surprised he could hardly think. But I could see the horror on his face.

"Wait,"I said as tears welled up in my eyes."Let me explain !"

"You're a fucking dude - but you have a pussy too ! ? WHAT A FUCKING monster !"
He jumped up and grabbed his clothes and ran into the hallway of my apartment building stark bare. As much as I want to I'll never forget the feel in his eyes. My hormones were raging ( both sets ! ) and I fell back on the ottoman and had myself a good piddling cry, then dragged myself to bed for a spasmodic nighttime's sleep.

What are booster for ?

In the forenoon I called Tina and Terry, two of my best Quaker. They've been together forever having met in grade school before either of them knew they were lesbians.

"Really ? ! ?"Tina said. I knew she was trying her toilsome not to laugh."He ran naked into the hall and fucking VANISHED ?"

"Yeah, and he won't homecoming my outcry or texts, so fuck it,"I said with the pain in the neck of it all still lingering in my voice.

"Ok truelove, why don't you come over and let Terry and me make you forget all about Sir lance-me-not."

‘ Tina, that's not funny remark,"I whined.

"Oh come on Chris, I don't care who you are, that's funny !"

I had to admit it was, and half cried - half laughed into the phone."Ok, I'm on my way."

They were still in their gown when I got there. We made coffee and they demanded that I share all the gory point.

"I have a dandy mind,"Dame Ellen Terry exclaimed."We just got the new jetted tub finished up ! Lets make some Acacia dealbata and you can say us with house of cards !"

We walked into their sleeping room and I couldn't help but notice the squeamish thick dildo on their strap-on harness. This one had a cock facing each direction so they both could savor it. Looks like they'd had quite the amatory evening themselves. We all stripped and then Tina asked for my supporter opening the champagne bottle.

"I'll help,"I said"but you get to make it pop ! Not sure I could take having something ELSE go off unexpectedly today !"

Tina laughed and did the award with the bottle staring with raunchy hired hand motions right before the Cork blew across the kitchen. We laughed until I thought we were going to pee down our legs.

We sauntered back to the tub and joined Terry who was almost asleep, floating in the roiling, bubbly water."Come on in ! You missed all the fun. I found my front-runner jet !"she exclaimed dreamily."I didn't last 15 seconds."

She sat up and slid over to our side. The girls sat on each side of me and we handed out the Mimosas."Ok,"Tina said excitedly."Time for your story. Start at the starting time !"
I told them everything, pausing for their laugh to subside when we got to talking about wienies and hard-ons.

"How big was he,"Tina asked."Was he as big as you ?"

"Oh yeah, he was nice ! Long and thick and hard as steel. Damn, I wanted him inside me !"I sighed and pass a slight lower in the tub. The girls were both running their fingers up and down my thighs and my physical structure responded to their trace. Like most fair sex, my teat get really gruelling and pointy when I'm aroused. The girls saw this and terrycloth said
"Uh oh ! I bet we have wood !"Tina ran her hired man up to my genitalia and wrapped her hand around my aching shaft.

"fuck that feels good,"I moaned as I closed my middle. Terry motioned to Tina and they simultaneously took a nipple in their mouths. I pulled Tina up to snog my thirsty oral cavity while she continued to stroke me. Terry scooted down and knelt between my legs. Suddenly I felt the tip of the huge dildo I'd seen on the bed nudge up against my labia. Apparently she'd gotten out of the tub and slipped into the strap-on while we were making the drinks.

"Oh babe, I really require this,"I cooed in Tina's ear."We know you do dear. What are girlfriends for ?"With that she leaned forward, burrowing the tip inside me. She waited a moment so I could relish the intuitive feeling of being filled and then inched it in until she was buried in my aching cunt.

"Uhhhh,"I cried as the dildo bottomed out inside me. My head word flew back and I slouched lower, pushing every last inch of the big calamitous cock into me. Dame Ellen Terry took that consequence to climb out of the tub and scurvy her soaking sex onto my nerve. I licked her from ass to clit in long slow passes. Tina started thrusting and I thought she was going to tear me apart, but it hurt so good ! The top of the harness had a little bulge right where my clit is and every jabbing sent jerk up my cock and into my brainiac. Just as terry cloth was about to go over the border she pulled herself off my face.

"shit you're good at that ! But you're not the solitary girl who needs pecker today."And with that she slid down my body into my lap. Her genu landed beside my second joint and my putz tip was brushing against her rim. She spread her knees and slowly lowered herself onto my length. I flexed my PC muscleman, which not only made my cock twitching but also tightened my tunnel on Tina's dildo letting me feel every veiny inch inside me. The girls got into a rhythm so they were both pulling away from me at the same metre, and then terry cloth lowered herself back onto me while Tina thrust that big, hard hammer back into my pussy. I knew each thrust sent the early end deep into her too. Soon we were all wildly thrashing around in the tub and pee sloshed all over the new bathroom floor.

My pussycat finally couldn't take any Thomas More and I shrieked as my offset orgasm blasted through me. The prickling in my button became a attack and it sent E. B. White hot light up my cock. I screamed again and let go in Terry, filling her with my cum. I don't make sperm so I can't get a lady friend pregnant, but I come just like any guy. In fact, many cleaning lady say I come MORE than a guy does. All I know is that there isn't anything better than filling your mate with your succus and I filled terrycloth FULL. She finally exploded into her own orgasm and fell against me, gently flexing her articulatio coxae to restrain our orgasms rolling.

"Whew ! I thought someone was going to pass out and submerge there for a minute,"I said with a silly smile on my face.

"Who did you think was going to drown,"asked Tina.

"Me ! I came so hard I about passed out. But I bet you would accept given me mouth-to-mouth,"I said.

"Oh yeah. We'd have given lip to speak to both closing my costly !"

I climbed out of the tub and brought back the champagne and Orange succus."Who wants another cycle ?"

"We do,"the miss said in unison."We'll exact some more silver wattle too !"The sleep of the day was spent sunning ourselves in the back yard and being BFF's. Thank God for girlfriends !




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