`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth Julia Evelina Smith is interrupting her holiday to impart you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their assist in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Mickey's thaumaturgy hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the view of a crime when Tinker Alexander Melville Bell was stolen. tinkerer Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The tv camera pans back to the windowpane on the street corner of the top trading floor above Paddy's hat.

'' Staying in the rooms concluding Night were tennis superstar, genus Venus Hotbody, newly from her Grand slam win in the US open. She was with her new married man, Alexis Onanism, the brace had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was untimely was this break of day when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood avenue, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing brownie detritus. Later the housekeeping stave found that chub mackerel Bell was missing from the entourage, and there was no sign of Hotbody or withdrawal method. ``

'' I have with me Captain Steve Rogers of the 15th precinct, he was an eye witness to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into chub mackerel Bell's disappearing. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police maitre d'hotel looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her mike high school up so the Captain can mouth into it. When he speaks it is with a still
barytone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' Well Ms. John Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our legal advice is that under the Magical soul Act, certain cartoon characters count as someone for the purposes of the penal codification, we think tinkerer Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just larceny. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car start it 's cart track, and continue to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to proceed down sundown Boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human, to be capable to follow them into the wall painting, so the Red Car disappeared from visual sense. ``

'' We're assembling a job force, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson is also a toon character, he has the ability to enter the mural and reputation back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the device driver and music director of the car ; two other parking area guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you master. With that, back to hot dog in the studio. ``

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'' More on the breaking fib at Disneyland. We go live to Azneth Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime scene at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the picture, yellowed criminal offense picture tape marks off an area. Several police officers
are milling about. The tv camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue sky. Then one of the police officers walks too near and
throws a shadow across the tantrum, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain W. H. Hudson of the RSPD entered the wall painting, in an attempt to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The television camera focuses on the mural, the background hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the space. It grows bad. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see Captain William Henry Hudson approaching. … maitre d' Henry Hudson is of course a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to headwaiter Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's door open. Four people get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
military officer to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a host of newsman shout questions at all and sundry. The
newsperson turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an functionary statement soon. ``

skipper William Penn Adair Rogers looks up, and step towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to forgather.
The car follows along side him. Captain Rogers speaks, and the crowd is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that Captain W. H. Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in Echo Park. There was no signboard of tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. withdrawal. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the early two missing guests were found, apparently safe but under a spell of some verbal description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of cry out interrogative from the assembled reporters, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station theater, the task military group is considering what to do next. Captain W. H. Hudson is attending via TV league from his spot, as he would not fit in the post way. Unbeknownst to the attendees, some hacker has tapped into the telecasting conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the state have picked up the feed.

Captain Rogers is about to address, when there is a sound everyone is familiar spirit with. It sounds as if someone is playing a tune on a crystal pendent. It's tinkerer Bell's vocalisation. Then with the familiar dynamism ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, Tinker Vanessa Stephen appears above the conference table.

chub mackerel Bell is not her usual cushy green ; she's glow with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker toll is not glad. She launches into disconnected philippic of chimes, near of the participants in the encounter tone on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley Negro guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly conciliate and high-pitched pitched vocalisation. `` wellspring, police chief, She's not felicitous. She wants to know what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guys stole her away. ``

'' Her sister ? '' questions master Rogers.

Sir Thomas More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing poove is in fact tinker Bell's sister, ‘ wanker Bell.'chub mackerel Bell has been taking a vacation and her sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ harbour't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your Sister. ''

There's another tirade of chimes, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ seaport't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crew at the parade. And those annulus …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The league room is silent as everyone digests this news. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` old maid is just our cognomen for her, she just likes to get closing to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his case and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the billet room bursts capable, and an military officer clank into the way saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis Onanism 's livestream feed bursts into life sentence, and soon it is the most watch over TV on the net.

It starts out showing a light, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a modern take on a four placard bed, it looks as though it 's made from a cube of slenderize beams.

From off television camera, Alexis'articulation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar spirit bell of a nance voice, a felicitous one this time. With a zing ! a pansy, presumably Wanker buzzer, darts into the panorama from the left field, trailing elf detritus behind her. The fairy pauses above Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of conjuring trick travels to Venus, then suddenly Venus'dress disappear and she 's standing there naked. Venus presents herself to the camera, weapon system open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the luscious display of Venus flesh to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a consequence previously. They also might not notice the fairy landing to her unexpended and growing to homo size of it, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them advance on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the poof in human form only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'pap. That might get some of the audience to notice Wanker doorbell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( Male ) cosplay fantasist. Most notably, her `` skirt ''. That skirt is just a few flaps of fabric, which cover nothing, so it 's unmistakable the human sized wanker Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches genus Venus from the rightfield, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Urania, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that strange combination, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social media conglomerate, he also had a notable college football game career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

Wanker Alexander Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that Venus is still entirely on showing, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Urania'shoulders, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to wreak with genus Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, genus Venus loses contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the faggot had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Urania, so she could continue to lactate on a boob.

Wanker toll grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of range. He manages to grab hold of a base, and promptly begins sucking on Urania'toes. Urania'chemical reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off ship's bell performs a slow move somersault, and one-half twist. commencement, her pegleg are spread, while extended towards the photographic camera, leaving absolutely no doubt she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Urania'head, with her mouth still on Venus'nipple. That stifles genus Venus'moans, but soon the fairy is moaning in her fairy way. A poove 's groan sounds like respective piping from opposite ends of a tobacco pipe organ, in a very glad harmony.

Wanker Melville Bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding Venus'look, even though sobriety should be in entirely the untimely focus for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his terms and floating off the bed. He uses genus Venus'legs to pluck his face towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few invertebrate foot above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her luscious glory, a fact appreciated by a large balance of the viewing audience. At her head, Wanker bell still fully clothed ( as much as her apparel cover anything ), is astride Venus'facial expression subdivision thrown open, and caput thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the melodic accompaniment. At the other end, Alexis'nerve is rapidly disappearing into Urania'genital organ. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to repair that, by rapidly removing his pants.

jerk-off Bell is glowing Sir Thomas More and more strongly, as passion and hold of what Urania is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed postal service to becalm herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat of love. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the former bed post with both hands, so he can line his dick up with Venus'pussy. He successfully manages the sly midair docking maneuver, and you can hear his moan as he thrusts into her, even under the fairy pipe harmonium moans.

jerk-off Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the room. She is the source of illumination for the totally scene, which casts some weird flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an open flame. Suddenly, the know feed cuts out. If you examined the final frames of the broadcast, which of course several looker did, you 'd see that as the nance reached the heights of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to break loose. The detonation presumably knocked the tv camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an blowup in the Sonoma valley ; we go live to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her holiday ) on the tantrum. Azneth ? ``

'' wellspring Frank, I 'm here in the modest picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's authority has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me serjeant Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' well Azneth, at 11:03 this break of day, we got reputation of a small detonation nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the aspect reported the cause of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous substance. Hazmat building block of the Sheriff 's authority are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the interview, and shows masses in bright yellow charge plate suits in the
reason of the hotel. Off television camera you hear sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The tv camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this morning, and there is now concern over possible… Excuse me, serjeant-at-law Crum seems to receive news program for us. ``

The camera pans back to the Sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this savoir-faire is where the fugitives Mr. Alexis onanism and Ms. genus Venus Hotbody originated their program this morning. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the poove jerk-off buzzer, who was abducted by Mr. withdrawal method and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is pixie dust from Wanker buzzer. Pixie junk is not harmful, but it can have tipsiness and unwanted flight in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the audience to picture a convoy of disastrous S.U.V., with lighting flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a forgetful league, and
someone comes over to let the cat out of the bag to serjeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the arrival of a squad of hostage negotiators from the San Francisco billet of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to hold contact with the fugitive shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the floor I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Bell. As you may have heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Tinker Bell 's sister, not Tinker Vanessa Bell herself, and she may have caused a Pyxidanthera barbulata junk explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting surety negotiation. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' ontogenesis in the situation in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Adam Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI treater have been in striking with the runaway distich. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the square-toed house, which is the B & B, and some masses wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the straw man door. Behind them genus Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with ignitor flashing, and an escort. Sergeant Crum walks towards the camera, a
clustering of reporter gathers around him, thrusting mike towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to make contact with Mr. withdrawal. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Thomas Lanier Williams agreed to surrender. A fairy, thought to be Wanker doorbell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a salvo of interrogative sentence, but the photographic camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are weenie, a relatively happy conclusion to this sequence. Back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go live to a press league at the orangeness County District Attorney 's business office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Urania Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agentive role in Glen Ellen, California, in connection with the disappearance of Tinker Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was Wanker Vanessa Bell, Tinker Vanessa Stephen 's sis. It was in fact jerk-off campana who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of false identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. William Carlos Williams who were the dupe of a kidnap, by Wanker Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Sir Bernard Williams have refused to press guardianship over this incident. The other four dupe in this subject are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, Wanker Vanessa Stephen is free to go. Mr. onanism would like to make a argument. ``

Alexis takes the mike. `` Venus and myself would like to thank Wanker Bell for the marvelous wedding present she has given us. I want to stress at no meter were we under duress, and everyone consented to all consequence. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real world will be a memory that Venus and myself will care for forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney ship's company for all expense incurred in relation to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to throw off all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of doubt from the assembled reporters .