A Sun washed morn in Huntingdonshire. Mr Darcy takes horse cavalry to meet the neighbour

"Mr D'arcy how delightful !"Mrs Bennet simpered as her new neighbour arrived on horseback quite unpredicted one give morning.

"Indeed gentlewoman the pleasure is all mine !"Mr D'arcy replied airily,"Tis a pleasant enough trivial place you have here, quite like my lodging at Manderly but somewhat smaller I fear."

"Oh Mr D'arcy you are too kind,"Mrs Bennet smiled through gritted dentition,"seed you must meet my girls,"she added, seeing an opportunity to tie one off, and called upon them to come through.

"This is Jayne my eldest,"Mrs Bennet declared.

"Ah plain Jayne, how appropriate,"Mr D'arcy greeted her.

"And Eliza,"Mrs Bennet indicated her second eldest.

"I don't think I've had the pleasure,"Mr Darcy smarmed.

"Oh Mr D'arcy"miss Eliza replied,"I can assure you that you would surely give birth remembered if you had had the delight of spearing my warm wet womb with your rampant member and spirit my well muscled second joint gripping and squeezing you, my rampant breasts and pert nipples spearing into your male chest."

"Ah, I meant of meeting you,"Mr D'arcy explained,"I should of form have remembered every detail had we conjoined for I do hold you are the most candid and onward young char I have ever encountered."

"Not to worry Mr D'arcy,"Miss bennet explained,"I changed the bed linen not three Clarence Shepard Day Jr. ago should you wish to tread upstairs."

"I merely wish to make your acquaintance,"Mr D'arcy explained in exasperation.

"Why ? do you not desire to compare me carnally to a wide variety of other immature ma'am before making your choice of bride ?"missy Eliza enquired.

"Indeed not madam,"Mr D'arcy explained somewhat painfully,"I merely wished to enquire if I might shoot a few of your pheasants as I fear I have slaughtered the vast majority of those at Manderley and the season has hardly begun."

"Indeed shoot away for we have peasants far in overabundance of our needs,"Mrs Geum virginianum simpered,"nurseryman, groom, bum, why we have a complete superfluity of peasants..

"Pheasants mother, not Peasants."Eliza cautioned."One can not shoot Peasants."

"In the lord's name why not ?"Mrs Geum virginianum exclaimed,"If one might not dissipate them how is discipline to be maintained ?"

"Miss Eliza, I have done you a dis-service,"Mr D'arcy exclaimed,"I had thought you the most preposterous and completely deluded adult female I had ever met but I own you are indeed quite sane compared to your mother."

"How are we to impose discipline Mr D'arcy if we can not burgeon forth the miscreants ?"Mrs Bennet demanded."One can not gestate a wrack around with one and whipping is no substitute."

"love nobleman mother he wants to shoot a few birds,"missy Eliza sighed,"And yet you suggest he shoots our servants and takes your daughter to his bed."

"To be funfair she only suggested I take you to bed Miss Eliza,"Mr D'arcy argued.

"And shall you ?"Eliza enquired.

"Alas no, the thought of my offspring having your mug and wit entirely repulses me,"Mr D'arcy replied.

Mrs bennet recoiled at the sentiment,"So have them sent to the orphanage as Mr Geum virginianum and I should experience done when we failed to secure a son and heir.

"An fantabulous suggestion, as ever mother,"Eiza sighed,"No thought for my sentiments."

Mr bennet staggered drunkenly into the breakfast room after a break fasting of Rum and William Sydney Porter in roughly be proportions."Oh don't be so untalkative dear, One can not experience opinion where marriage ceremony is concerned, let the valet de chambre sample the merchandise."

Eliza fumed,"He desires to sample me not wed me."

"Indeed I do not,"Mr D'arcy sighed,"I merely wish to shoot your Peasants, I mean Pheasants."

"Then why have you a pant bulge Mr D'arcy ?"Mr Geum virginianum observed.

"Father !"miss Eliza declared,"Do you really bear me to conjoin with Mr D'arcy without a promise ?"

"Oh really Mr bennet,"Mrs bennet declaimed,"Would you let just any Gentleman sample your girl without a promise."

"Actually,"Eliza observed,"Now you mention it his trouser bump looks most promising."

"seminal fluid on man, take a shit a promise,"Mr Bennet ordered.

"Very well, ten guineas and ten more if she pleases me,"Mr D'arcy offered.

"Done,"Mr bennet agreed delightedly,"tintinnabulation my bookmaker forthwith."

"forefather the Telephonograph has yet to be invented,"Jayne reminded him.

"Oh yes damnit, fetch my boot !"he retorted.

Mr D'arcy duly handed over the ten guineas.

"Up the steps, first on the left,"Mrs white avens directed.

"young woman Bennet ?"Mr D'arcy graciously invited Eliza to take his arm and she led him to the stairs.

"Do you propose to seduce me Mr D'arcy ?"Eliza enquired.

"master no,"D'arcy replied,"No time for that, If you get your kit off I'll shove it up you right away, let us get on with it."

Eliza opened the bed chamber door and led Mr D'arcy in.

She sat on the bed sharpness and pulled her dress up revealing her split crotch leggings which with a complete lack of pantaloons gave entirely untied approach to her sweet-flavored unstained vagina

"No need for undressing on my part Mr D'arcy,"she explained as she spread her legs.

A rapid increase in the puffiness in Mr D'arcy's breeches forced him to discard the aforementioned rear of tube over which he promptly fell as they bunched around his mortise joint. The fall buried his face in Eliza's generous cleavage. She helped him up and guided his rampant appendage towards her waiting wanting moistened womb lips.

He thrust mightily,"Bleedin'hell are you a blooming Virgo ?"he gasped,"Er I mean gosh are you virgo intacto ?"

"Not any more with your cock up me,"Eliza replied.

"Damnit, I hate Virgo,"he explained,"Such strong work for so petty reward."

"I might well express the same thought about your fellow member,"Eliza opined as the aforesaid member slowly eased within her damp vagina and opened up the cavern leading to her womb.

"Though,"he continued,"Perhaps when your legs are wrapped around me and your naked chest press."

"For ten guinea ?, in your dreams."Eliza opined.

"20 then, a Hundred !"D'arcy offered.

Eliza felt herself melting as his seductive words washed over her.

"Very well, rip my bodice open and feel my bosom,"Eliza replied as D'arcy's member sank ever deeper within her.

He did as she asked opening his shirt as he did so until their defenseless thorax entwined as their backtalk entwined and he shot his lading, rather prematurely, trench inside her.

"Is that it ?"Eliza enquired.

"Afraid so old fille,"D'arcy apologised as he slid his shrinking member from her.

"Er about the rest of the one C guineas ?"Eliza queried.

"In your dreams,"he retorted.

"son of a bitch !"she replied.

"You're beautiful when you're angry,"D'arcy reassured her. His fellow member swelled again and before they knew it she was once again firmly screwed to the bed by his pulsing cock.

"Are you insatiate ?"Eliza asked.

"Not usually, one nip wonder who comes too soon generally,"he apologised,"Er don't fondness moving in with me do you ?"

"How big is your star sign in Derbyshire ?"she asked.

"LXX three bedrooms,"he replied.

"I'll think about it,"she said as t she felt the showtime stirring of an orgasm deep in her uterus,"Might as well,"she thought,"It'll get me away from my mad mother and alcohol-dependent father,"

"Yes !"she agreed.

D'arcy breathed a suspiration of sculptural relief, she might be a good lay but never a hundred Numida meleagris worth and based on past experience she would dump him within weeks.

So they conjoined delightedly for very different reasons. Who would take the improve of the deal.

Their conjugation completed they returned to the sitting room.

"Mama Mr D'arcy has asked me to act in with him,"Eliza simpered.

"Excellent,"Mr Geum virginianum declared,"Your bags are over there if you wish to leave now."

Mr D'arcy recoiled at the thought of what he had done, of a life ruined, perchance forced to marry Eliza, to have to catch some Z's and lie with her every night, to suck her outstanding bosom and spear up her juicy adult female's office each and every nighttime. His member swelled at the thought."Fancy a quickie before we go ?"

"Yes why not,"Mrs Bennet agreed.

"Not you mother, me !"Eliza exclaimed.

Mrs white avens was furious, Jayne looked disappointed.

Eliza continued,"Perhaps we could do it if I bent over the table in the billiard room ?"

"An excellent suggestion,"Mr white avens agreed,"I shall fetch the servants, they don't get much entertainment."

"Fetch away father, it will all be over by the time they stir themselves,"Eliza prophesied and indeed in this she was correct. However a timely purchase of a shaft mob and her pleasance was to be brought to new heights especially when they repaired to his mansion in Derbyshire and she became fagot of all she surveyed.

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