Tommy Aisgarth Gets Buggered On T'Engine


Teen
ITommy Ainsgarth gets buggered on t'engine

It were a dreary Nov night in Yorkshire. 19 30 something. It weren't raining for once. Nor freezing neither. Nor fog. luminance of Grisegarth Signal box on t'Greater London and North Eastern Railway could be seen for miles.

passenger train come yesteryear, headed for Grimsby, locomotive were off beat a bit. It were an old ‘ un built be Beyers at Manchester for Lincolnshire and Yorkshire Railway. Four big driving bike as big as a man and four little 'uns out presence. Over thirty year old, losing clip but nowt they couldn't mek up wi a bit o'speeding a bit over Ellerbeck viaduct and junction beyond.

Next along were Immingham trade good. On footplate were Whitney Moore Young Jr. Tommy Aisgarth. He were real excited, officially like as he were locomotive engine cleansing agent, but he's done exam for reliever and it were his first meter out firing railway locomotive on prospicient trip, He had been on shunting railway locomotive many times after having reached eighteen the age for working on engine footplate, but this were real thing.

Ted Moresely were driving, fat ugly pot bellied bloke, near as fat as he were improbable, too bloody fat to get under railway locomotive to oil one shot proper like.

He were pissed off, he usually drove a big B5 category loco, built by George Jackie Robinson in 1922 but today he had a come near new J39, a smaller meretricious railway locomotive built be Herbert Gresley what weren't really up to job so they shortened train to 40 black Maria, 600 tons.

It were level best burden for J39 and Tommy had to exploit like a trojan, shovelling coal trying to keep up steam. He were sweating bucket, he stripped off his Jacket and then his shirt as he shovelled coal inexpertly into the ravenous firebox of the loco. Ted kept the governor half undefendable and the valves in full geared wheel to arrive at Tommy sweat. He could have saved half the coal if he'd pulled up up and opened regulator but he were a sadistic sod.

The banged and crashed up through Grisegarth and past Moresby top to summit box, all signals off and only two minutes down with piddle bobbing in the bottom nut of calibre methamphetamine, Ted shut regulator and shouted for Tommy to put live steam injector on to fulfill boiler.

railway locomotive began to pick up stop number, Tommy went to put tea can on firing photographic plate for a brew.

"mountain of clip for that lad,"Ted says,"fourth dimension for a bit of fun."

"Fun Ted ?"Tommy asked.

"Fun, get thee pant down I wan't to bugger thee,"Ted laughed.

"Bloody Inferno, sodomise me, I mean not bugger me but don't bugger me like."Tommy blustered.

"looking lad, on footplate Driver's in charge and I'm Driver reet ?"Ted explained,"And I fancies ramming me prance up thee's ass, not that I ent queer nor nothing, just that wanking meks thee blind and I'd rather spend cash on beer than on't ‘ ores.

"I dunno Ted,"Tommy says,"I ent ad a wench let alone be buggered."

"You refusing an order from thee device driver ?"Ted asks,"Sacking offense is that."

"Now hang on !"Tommy proested,"Buggery's bally illegal !"

"I'll tell they as thee let piddle down and never looked out for signaling, told I to get englut and made I shovel coal as thee were too knackered to do on't."Ted warned.

"Thee's a nasty bugger,"says Tommy as power train picked up bucket along down bank,"But I ‘ ant no option ‘ as I."

well loco were blowing off steam and body of water were coming up in glass so Tommy opened fire doors to cool.

"Come on don't sod about, '' Ted insisted

Reluctantly Tommy undid his belt and slipped his drawers down.

Ted smirked"couple thee self agin the backplate,"he chuckled.

"It's bloody red hot !"Tommy protested.

"Bugger, bloody Gresley, bloody GC engines has them lagged,"Ted cursed,"knack on to bloody water scoop instead.

Tommy stood wi his breeks around his ankles gripping on to water soap wheel while Ted eased hs braces off of his sholders and dropped his coveralls to reveal a short fat ugly cock barely poking out as far as his fat gut.

Ted wobbled as he aimed hs cock at Tommy's ass but missed half a dozen clip when suddely wallop.

Ted shaft pressed an in into Tommy's fast ass hole as the engine stopped pretty near dead.

There was a dire crashing of busted wood and metal locomotive engine reared up at back end and Ted and Tommy was flung against the boiler.

Tommy was stunned, he thought it was the shock of his ass gob busting but then Ted was screaming and there was coal off the attender and busted Sir Henry Joseph Wood all around. Tommy were stunned but he dragged his pants back up and staggered around trying to make gumption of it.

There were broken bits of rig all round.

"sodomite me Ted we hit summat !"Tommy says.

"Agghhhhhh !"Ted screamed. Tommy couldn't see Ted.

"What's going off ?"Tommy asked.

"Agghhhhhhh !"Ted screamed again.

Tommy reached for the fire doorway lever to afford ‘ em up so as he could see. The lever was jammed but ith the open spot. He coldn't understand it so he grabbed the water system gauge lamp.

"Arrrgghhhh !"screamed Ted.

Tommy shone the light. There were Ted wi his ass speared by the boss on the firebox threshold lever and all the hide burned off of his bum. Tommy felt macabre and wanted to laugh at the same time.

"I go to betoken box for rule 55 !"he offered and he jumped down off of railway locomotive and headed for box.

Turned out express mail engne had rolled bad on Muncaster Viaduct and derailed tender, Vacuum Pteridium aquilinum had stopped it and commodity had run through five signals before hitting express mail up the ass.

Ted were probably deadened afore anyone bohered wi him. His ass were burned right away to the bone and he rest of him roasted though his boots were all right and his cap and air pocket watch.

"By eck tha's a lucky fella,"said signalman as Tommy walked up stone's throw to box.

"How d'yuo mean value ?"Tommy asked.

"Walking away from tha'crash,"he replied.

"Aye, hardly a scar,"Tommy agreed.

"And thee number one wood ?"signalman asked.

"He was screaming a bit but he shut up now, precedency is rule 55 ent it,"Tommy replied.

"Tha'll mek a all right railwayman, have a brew and go back and if he's drained nick his ticker before some former sodomite does."

"Tha's a callous bugger,"Tommy replied.

"Not if driver were one Ted Moresely,"Signalman explained,"bastard said I put sign back agin him when he ran right through em, too officious buggering his reliever, has he buggered you an all ?"

Tommy said nowt.

"No bugger liked him, tight fisted fat lazy bastard,"Signalman moaned.

"Can I use your bog ?"Tommy asked.

"No thee bloody can't,"Signalman said but it were too latterly Tommy had door open.

Poor Tommy never seen a lad porter in a uniform cap and nowt else except for stockings and suspenders afore. So he fainted.

He was in waiting room at the station when he woke up. stationmaster were shaking him,"Eh no slacking."

"I just had a kick,"Tommy explained.

"What, wi Doris from recreation elbow room ?"Inspector asked.

"Nay we run into ass of Passenger."Tommy says.

"fountainhead go and unbosom passenger stoker, he banged his head, they're going on wi one-half train."he explained.

Tommy climbed onto passenger locomotive, Sid John Hancock were driver.

"Eye up thee all reet lad ?"he asked.

"Aye, Bloody Ted tried to bugger I and ne'er kept a smell out,"Tommy says.

"Shoud have waited ‘ till lodge at Immingham,"he laughed,"Still stick wi I and I'll see thee right."

Tommy had no hassle wi railway locomotive and Sid took him to charge,"We usually shares double bed drier and relief pitcher together,"says number one wood,"But I pays extra."

"What for a ace room ?"asks Tommy.

"Nay lad for a tart,"he laughed.

Poor Tommy, he had to kip on floor. Landlady showed them to way. She were a widder, maybe XL year old, fat as a pig, then instead of buggering off while they turned in she stripped off and led on bed while Sid shagged her.

"You want a poke lad, I paid her for whole dark ?"Sid asked.

"No thanks,"says Tommy.

"looking at why be a gooseberry, sod off and keep on our Dolores ship's company why don't you ?"Landlady suggested.

Dolores were Landladies daugher, she were at Grimsby college learning hospitality.

Her tits were straining the furrow on her cardigan, her lips were like rubies, her eyes were like, well centre, one were bluish and the early weren't, her hair was pure amber wi black tooth root, her thighs were summat else and her expression, had all the right morsel and well thee don't have to appear at it when you're close up do thee.

"I'm doll,"says Dolores.

"hullo Dolly,"says Tommy.

"comic eh ?"she says.

"Nay fireman,"says Tommy.

"Got a girlfriend ?"says Dolly.

"Nay,"says Tommy.

"Been buggered ?"she asked.

"No !"says he.

"Good, I'm doing Hospitality degree,"says dolly,"Maybe you can help me wi me homework ?"

"I don't know,"says Tommy.

"I got test on hebdomad after succeeding and I still ‘ ant sucked a bloke off yet,"

"What ?"Tommy demanded.

"I wants to be a Hoo er and you has to be certified to want to be a hoo er,"she said,"Least aways that's what me da says."

"Bin Fucked ?"Tommy asked.

"No that's net terminus,"dolly explained.

"All reet, I lend thee me cock for reverse job,"Tommy says as he dropped his breeches.

"Ooooh its so big !"Dolly says."They told me to say that no matter how big it is,"she admitted.

"Belt up and wrap thee laughing tackle round it,"Tommy says all manly like.

"Not if you're going to be rude,"doll says as she grasped his tool firmly.

"Oh fuck !"says Tommy as he shot his load, luckily it missed her dress and cardigan and splattered onto her neck.

"You're fucking useless,"she opined. Poor Tommy. He ended up kipping in corridor.

Next day Tommy had to go nursing home be way of Doncaster on write up of phone line being blocked and he had to report to shedmaster to explain why he hadn't kept a proper look out.

"I had problem wi injector see,"he explained,"These Gresley engines are rubbish."

"And thee device driver ?"he asked. Now Tommy weren't variety of blighter to dob any bugger in so he says,"Having a shit on me shovel while I worked on injector."

"Trying to sodomize thee more like,"examiner replied,"Ah well he won't be buggering any bugger any clock time soon, all skins burned off his ass and that firebox door handle."

"Went up his ass,"Tommy said all innocent like.

"Did it heck as like,"said inspector,"It went in all reet but it missed his ass trap, fact is he got two ass yap now."

"No, you're joking !"Tommy gasped.

"nooky sawbones at railway system Hospital hated the fat fucker so he made wound into endorsement ass yap,"the inspector laughed,"He told Ted he coud have new calling in circus as the man we two tail !"

"Bloody blaze,"says Tommy,"I suppose he would rather stimulate two prick ?"he suggested.

"Not that bugger !"Inspector added.

Tommy was fascinated be Doncaster works, he saw engine with coach connection on Tender,"What's that for ?"he asked.

"So driver can get a pint from buffet car when he's parched,"inspector told him.

As lick would have it Ted got septicaemia and died, poor bugger ‘ adn't no one, no kinsfolk or nowt so he has a paupers funeral and the union paid for mortician and for the beneficial second hand coffin instrument brokers had in caudex out of penis subs.

Funeral day and four blokes took some screws and made sure the lid wasn't coming off any metre soon before they carried it in to church and set the coffin down, then when service started. non-Christian priest asked Tommy to say a few run-in, being as he was Ted's go mate.

"I couldn't stick Ted. Ted were an despicable fat lazy bugger, a bloody liar and a shit Paraguay tea. He neber oiled his engine proper nor nothin'He died ‘ cause he neglected his dooty to kip a flavor out. I remember him when we had crash"Arrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhh,"he said wi'his pant down and his ass jammed on firehole door lever tumbler knob."A great belly laugh came from the one-half dozen or so blokes what botheredbto turn up."I never liked him, no one I know liked him, and I'm bloody glad he's dead."

"Amen !"said someone,"Amun, well said lad !"and they all clapped.

Afterwards Vicar had a pipe down watchword wi Tommy,"I knows we says to always be honest,"Vicar said,"But in twenty days I never heard such an honest panegyric spoken."

Tommy hadn't the slender idea what he were on about. But when he got aged he realised one thing, when it comes to buggery its better to give than receive.

And Dolly ? She failed the test and had to move to Jack London as they has lower standards for Hoo ers than us do in Yorkshire .
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