Andy and The L45-20

The mail carrier came late that morning. Ellie had thought her parcel wasn't coming so it was a pleasant surprise when the postman knocked on her door.

"Er need a signature love,"he said blushing as she answered the door in her medical dressing gown.

She glared, she didn't like men. Big sweaty brutes with silly little dicks which went limp and dribbled touchwood recollective before she was satisfied.

She signed, took the software system and firmly bolted the door behind her as she took it inside.

She unwrapped it. It was an L45 - 20. A lovely red L45 - 20, in a lovely polished wood box with a black velvet insert. She stared. She couldn't believe it, such beautiful target yet so ridiculously cheap. She held it in her hands, symmetrical like an old fashioned dirigible, soft yet firm, the ends rounded with polished aluminium detonating device. One end twisted and could be removed to allow the batteries to be fitted and pressed in and out to turn the power on or off.

She imagined how it would feel as it slid inside her, the coldness Al and the warm fabric pushing inside her. The thinking was delectable, she grew damp and her teat tingled at the thought.

She sat on the sofa and held it. She unscrewed the end and fitted the battery, turned it on and refitted the end. She was alone. She had hour before Ruth her roomie returned.

A bottle of lube and the remote control ascendance nestled in compartments in the box. She put a shelling in the remote and tested the L45-20. It swelled then shrank as she pushed the buttons. She sat back, pushed her step-in aside and started to play.

The refined aluminum end felt every bit as cold-blooded as she imagined as and eased the colossus between her puss lips. She only wanted to see what the end felt like against her but it felt really decent and hard, something to promote against not a limp dick.

Further and further in until the end had almost disappeared. She enjoyed it for a moment then pressed the button. It got bighearted, her center widened, it hurt, she went to second it off, nothing, so she tried the other button. It got full-grown."Oh my god !"she squealed.

It wasn't the world-class fourth dimension she had an expanding dildo inside her, but the others were pump up with a valve you could release, this was something else.

She panicked, purple mist descended."Oh no !"she gasped as the first waves of an unwanted orgasm swept over her. She clawed at her pap and button seeking fleet release and abruptly it was on her. Overwhelming her senses. The best ever if she had sought it but all she wanted was to get the faulty monster to shrink so she could lease it out.

She nevr had this trouble with gumshoe, she thought ruefully, or a girl's tiny fist.

She decided to make a coffee, she stood up, the weight unit of the L45-20 threatened to rupture her apart if she moved swiftly, even walking was like the expectant most hung guy she ever fucked shafting her. juice were running down her leg and as she reached the kitchen she gave in to the need to cum once again. She wanted a coffee not waves of ecstasy crashing over her and she really really wanted this darn L45-20 back in its box and returned as faulty.

This clock time she crawled slowly as she moved back to the lounge. It was like being fisted as she crawled, fisted by the bad butchest les domme she knew as she crawled but somehow she held the orgasm at bay.

There were instructions in the box. A cellphone bit. She rang it. A guy answered.

"Hi, this is Andy's telephone, leave a substance and, how-do-you-do ?"Andy grabbed the phone as the surpass message ended.

"Hi, I have a faulty L45-20,"Ellie explained.

"Okey dokey, do you desire a refund or a replacement whole ?"he asked innocently.

"It's stuck inside me you dork !"she replied,"I need help !"

"Maybe bid 911 ?"he suggested.

"You seriously have to be kidding,"she snapped.

"Maybe come to our office tomorrow morning ?"He suggested.

Ellie became really cross."You send somebody here right away, do you hear me, or I'll sue the ass of your misfortunate little outfit you jerk."

"OK, OK, ,"he replied,"We don't usually offer a repair table service but I'll see if we have anyone usable, do you have an computer address ?"

"Of course I do you moron, you don't think I live on a parking lot bench do you ?"she snapped,"Ah it apartment 3 ...."

Andy was round there in the hour. He knew from the ordering she lived nearby, that's why he sent the faulty unit. Girls were always so thankful when he fixed their lilliputian problem. He had dicked payload of girls who would never have given him a second glance. Girls he would never take in got past outset base with normally let his fingers inside their pussies and of course he had to check there was no perm damage and how considerably to check than with his dick.

Ellie answered the door.

"Hi, I'm Andy, we spoke on the phone, no one else available so I came myself,"he introduced himself,"Where is it ?"

Ellie patted her belly,"In me you dork,"she snapped. She had been sweating, her hair was moistness,"It won't shrink, it keeps giving me orgasms."

"We aim to please,"Andy chuckled.

"Very funny,"she replied.

"Ok lie down, pass around your branch,"Andy suggested.

"That's one hell of a New World chat up origin seeing as we just met,"Ellie replied, but she did as he said.

He was a weedy piddling geek, Ellie decided, probably gay, she felt quite safe, strangely.

B course pussy, thought Andy, sweaty, no makeup but quite fit, definitely dickable.

The L45-20 had disappeared completely."We need to dilate so I can get at the end cap,"Andy explained,"You did put it in the right way round didn't you ?"

Ellie nodded. Andy took off his jacket and went to work. Ellie was shocked when Andy pressed his face into her crotch but when he explained that going down on her was the quickest way to get her exposit she sort of saw the sense in it.

She saw ping fluffy elephants, Swiss mountains, the starts, all the regular material she saw when she was cumming and then quite suddenly she knew Andy had a detention of the L45-20 and was unscrewing the end cap.

"Its the reverse beating-reed instrument switch,"he announced and the L45-20 suddenly shrank.

He pulled it out with a flourish,"I can't feel any damage,"he explained as he explored her pussy with his fingerbreadth."Can't quite reach, bent on."He balled his hand into a fist and forced it into Ellie's already widely stretched cunt.

"Oh my god !"Ellie cried as Andy started fish humping her with one hand and undoing his drawers with the other.

"One more test,"Andy explained and he slipped his fist out of her and shoved his dick inside her instead,"Can you still contract me ?"he asked.

"Oh god you're raping me !"Ellie squealed.

"Not exactly,"Andy sort of contradicted her as he poked her huge cavern, It was like fucking a bucketful until Ellie tried squeezing and then he was in Eden, for about thirteen moment at which compass point he blew his load.

"Oh my god !"Ellie protested,"You filthy bastard you slimed me."The warm wet spunk oozed slimily towards Ellie's womb. It felt great. Dildos and fisting were great but a guy's load up inside was where its at. What piece of tail was all about. It's all a bit pointless without it.

Andy idly wiped his tool on Ellie's pantie,"You want a new unit or a refund"he asked.

"Both if you don't want to be reported for rapine,"she replied.

It seemed just, $ 60 for the third or fourth best fuck ever. He fetched a new one from his car and made for certain it expanded and contracted, Ellie said she would test it on herself later, despite Andy insisting they should do it now just in case.

"Can I see you again ?"He asked as he was about to leave.

"I sincerely hope not,"Ellie replied.

So end of tarradiddle, except a ) Ellie worked for mother country protection, and b ) He had just got her pregnant .