Bringing in migrator, How Stumpy got his notch gens

It was that obscure bit of the nighttime just afore morning, you couldn't see sod all which suited we just fine. The slim sea fashion plate rocked our boat the"Fair amah"as we approached the land and the engine just burbled on tick over as we crept in, normally it had a big Diesel but Denzil fitted a straight six petrol out of an old combine harvester as he were to tight fisted to pay up when he blew the diesel up trying to outrun the coastguard.

Radar showed Trellewin bay coming up,"Nearly there lads,"I shouted down in to the Fish keep where about forty blokes was crammed in.

One or two popped their headway out to see the faint outline of the breaker on the sandy beach.

"You want the A30 road for London,"I reminded them as Dan pulled the dinghy up on it halyard so they could climb aboard.

We was decently about it see, no casting they adrift off Calais and pocketing the hard currency, no we landed they on the Scilly Isles.

Least old Dan did. forty odd on em climbed in dory designed for ten and off they went into the dark.

Which left half a twelve lady friend, we told they iffen they stuck swimsuits on we could cabbage they ashore at Mousehole a brace at a clock time as plod would be too busy eyeing up their tits and that to concern if they was immigrants.

grade that was ballock, they'd get picked up promptly smartness but at least they was on mainland not a poxy uninhabited island two air mile from the next poxy uninhabited island ten miles from the next poxy inhabited island. It were like selection of the fittest, we landed several hundred and there hadn't been none caught. Few was washed ashore off of res publica End mind.

Didn't give a fuck really, Denzil were so antiblack he even hated kinsfolk from Devon let alone somewhere foreign.

He were down in fish handle sorting the boo out with swimsuits. These was raspberry what usually wore they burqa, fountainhead to toe tent things where you couldn't see nothing but their eyes.

"Oi Jethro,"he shouts,"smell at the fucking tits on this one."

"shtup off,"I said,"Keep yer Massachusetts Institute of Technology off."

The unmistakable sound of someone being smacked round the pass wafted up from the Fish hold.

"The bloody bitch slapped me,"Denzil shouted.

"Leave her tits alone then,"I shouted.

"I never touched her knocker, I was doing a Donald Trump,"he shouted back.

"What you been grabbin'pussycat ?"I asked.

"What I said were'nt it."he replied.

"Maybe you should give birth asked first,"I joked.

"I did,"he replied,"She said"Fuck off."Speaks Engish all sudden like."

I couldn't leave the wheel house, Ross had to hang about in engine room ready to start the locomotive engine if slide precaution showed up, so I told Denzil to contribute the mouthy one up on deck.

Even in the red glow of the wheelhouse luminousness and in her underwear I could see she had a rack to die for,"No speako Englaise eh ?"I queried.

"Fuck off,"she replied.

"I guess she only knows one word."I says.

"Bloody gripe, give me the right horn then slaps me chopper,"Denzil explained eloquently.

"fountainhead give her one up the ass like her uncles do,"I suggested

"No, I will not let you !"she replied.

"Look pet,"I explained,"Getting fucked is an occupational hazard for illegals, if we don't the plodding will."

"So what, you fuck me and shake off me over the incline ?"she asked.

"Well it don't make no sense the former way round of golf does it ?"I laughed,"You hurt Denzil's spirit not fancying him."

"And you Mr. Captain, will you fuck me too ?"she asked.

"Think I'll pass"I said."No offence.

"But you let this servant piece of tail me ?"she asked.

"ass you,"says Denzil,"You ought to be begging for my spunk."

"He's a racialist,"I said,"Makes Hitler depend like a Liberal."

"Who is this Hitler ?"she asked.

"release it and spread your legs,"I hissed.

"But I am virgin !"she pleaded.

"Oh for nookie sake,"Denzil,"I fucking love bustin'hymens."

The sea was like methamphetamine hydrochloride, so vindicated you could you coud see the reflection of the sparkle from Long ships lighthouse thirty miles away shimmering like gold, or like a crashing searchlight.

"Don't be stupid, bent on to the rail and let Denzil have sex you,"I suggested.

"No !"she insisted. You could see weeping in her eyes. I helped by pulling her breeches down. Denzil had his cock out and I helped her grip the coaming round the range binacle and had her bend over.

This time she let Denzil stick a finger or two up her.

I pulled her bra off her tits and let them loosen. Her nipples were in long, she was seriously horny.

"ass's saki Jethro, she leaking like a fucked nates secreter,"Denzil informed me.

Next off the kick shuddered and jerked against the compass binacle as Denzil wopped his meat up her pussy,"Aw !"she gasped.

"fountainhead that's it, you ain't no virgin no more,"I laughed,"Any more virgins down there Denzil ?"

"Why's that Jethro, you horny ?"He asked as he humped the young woman right by me.

"trend I am you dick question,"I replied.

He was really going for it, twisting her tits and nips as he slammed into her twat from behind.

"Bet you're gladiolus you came,"I sad encouragingly,"Usually you'd a bin fucked by forty blokes by now and not decent white cuss neither."

She weren't listening, she mightn't have wanted it but she were certainly making the nearly of it.

That was when Denzil the filthy bastard made his mistake. Instead of wiping his dick on a rag like a formula human being he grabs the hapless bitch a bit rough and forces her head down.

"Clean my shaft up,"he says and grabbing her jaw to get her mouth unfold he rammed his dick in her mouth.

It were what they call a life changing here and now, soon as he got his gumshoe in there she fucking bit down on it, hard.

"fucking rice beer, she fucking bit me !"he wailes.

Well if you caught a crocodile you don't stick your head word in its gob do you ?

"Stop it, let fucking go,"he protested, he tried smacking her head teacher with his clenched fist but couldn't get the angle, he couldn't reach the fire axe or flare gun and me pissing me self laughing couldn't have helped.

It was so funny, until I saw the blood, she was chewing his cock off."Agghhh,"he screamed and just about fainted but still she kept her gob clamped around his pecker trying to chew it off.

Finally he reached the fashlight and whacked her on the book binding of the head. Down she went taking the lowest four inch of Denzil's peter with her.

He stared at the deflated dais in disbelief.

"shag sake Jethro,"he says,"Fucks sake."

"I reckon your day of fuckin'snort are over married person,"I says helpfully,"You ever thought of turning queer ?"

"nookie off, get me an ambulance !"he wailed,"Put me cock tip on ice or summat."

"I have swallowed it,"says the girl.

"I'll fuckin'kill you,"Jethro whined.

"C. H. Best swim for it hump,"I says and next thing she's out the wheelhouse and over the side, striking out for the nearest island.

"judgment the wheel mate,"I says and I goes down the fish hold,"Your mate just bit my mate's cock off,"I says,"Her's swum for it and I reckon you lot better follow quickly smart."

I left em to it, splash, splash, four splashes and a later provisionary smash on the wheel mansion door,"I can not swim."

"Then fucking drown,"Denzil said,"screwing sake."

"How's about I sell you a life jacket ?"I says.

"But I have no money,"she says.

"expression, I'm fucking dying here,"Denzil says as the oily rag pressed against his breakwater slowly turned red with blood.

"Only ten chew, I'll pay you two quid a fuck,"I says reasonably.

"You are a cruel man, like my father, do you induce any married woman ?"she said admiringly.

"Look I'm fucking death,"says Denzil.

"No way,"I says,"Don't want to be tied down."

"Too fucking ugly to root for,"Denzil whines,"Get on the R/T I'm fucking dying here !"

"I should be honoured to be your wife,"she says.

"No, soon as we get Denzil sorted immigration will apprehend you,"I explained.

"Then throw him over the side instead !"she suggested.

"I'm screw tempted,"I explained,"Here take the life jacket, you owe me five fucks remember."

"I will pay you."she says and she lets me strap the life story jacket on her and she jumps in the water supply and sort of half dog paddles after her mates.

"I'm fucking dying remember,"Denzil whined.

Just then we spotted Dan returning."full ahead both !"I shouted down the voice pipe to the locomotive room.

"What you mean both,"John Ross replied,"We only got half an engine let alone two."

I heard him crank the engine, as in with a starting handle, electric kickoff was fucked, and then it started roaring. He stuck it in gear, yes only fishing boat with four upper and countermand gearbox due north of Bunos Airies and off we sodded to rescue Dan.

"Denzil had his boss end bit off,"I shouted.

"Bout time smutty bastard,"Dan replied as he come in alongside. he hopped over the gunwales and secured the dingy so it towed abaft, and off we buggered towards Newlyn.

XX transactions later helicopter arrived and lowered a paramedic.

"How the screw did that hap,"he asked when Denzil showed him the remaining rostrum of his cock.

"Caught in a Crab's pincer,"I ventured.

"Got the tip ?"the bloke asked.

"No, she swallowed it,"Denzil replied which confused the bloke even more.

You could see he thought we was a crew of queers who had played too rough, anyway off went Denzil winched up into the Helo and off to Penzance General Hospital.

We put in to Newlyn in daylight, moored up, saw the harbourmaster,"Engine worry, never caught nothing."I says.

"Right,"he says, knowingly.

That were it. Or so I thought.

It must give been two or three months later this bird come looking for me, not bad looking all matter considered, bit dark skinned maybe.

"I owe you for my biography jacket,"she says.

"No, don't trouble about it, it was only worth a tenner."I says as I remembered that night.

"You said five fucks retrieve,"she said.

Now its one thing to say it to print your mates, bit different in the street when your neighbor are ear wigging.

"Er,"I says.

"I shall pay you now,"she says and pushes past me into my bungalow."You are strong man, severe ruthless, brave, You will be a good married man, I shall have your babies."

"No, I'm a bally Noel Coward,"I assured her, but her top was hanging on the book binding of my armchair, her bra strap undone and she weren't taking no for an answer.

She slipped her pants down and sat on me settee. She spread her legs,"Look virgin still."

I dropped me pant, which was daft as I had to hitch them up again to bolt the door and stop Mrs Penhaligon from next threshold vagabondage in, but soon I was as bollock naked as she was, just me air-sleeve and sea the boot left on.

"You're beautiful,"I cooed.

"Don't lie, you will screw anything,"she said knowingly. I kissed her. Held her in my arms and when the moment was right she guided my cock into her. It hurt, she bit her lip but soon she was used to it and started to smile. I tell you that debt were wiped out by tea time. Turned out being pregnant would help oneself her in-migration status.

Kept me dick well away from her teeth mind.

And Denzil ? With hardly any cock left he had to have one of they cock implants like trans sexuals has, like he has a permanent hard on. Lucky son of a bitch .