Ravished by a Mob ?

The nighttime was still. The zephyr barely rustled the leaves on the tree. The sound of the stream trickling between the John Rock 500 meter away was clearly audible. The sky was crystallize and the lunation shone its silvery light source far across the hayfield and hills.

Suddenly I heard a cry,"Help !"somewhere in the distance.

A plaintive cry. A young maiden.

It came from the woods.

I raised myself from my perch atop the garden paries. It was late, the wench might be in trouble so prehensile my knife and jerkin I set forth in the direction of the sound.

"avail !"she wailed again, I hurried along as loyal as I dared in the moonlight not knowing which consortium of dark was a pot hole to break the leg of the unwary and which held no danger.

Suddenly I was upon her. An angel in a white nightie with a dark coat covering it.

"Oh,"she said,"Is there only you ?"

"I heard your cry,"I explained,"Are you in distress ?"

"Er, My baby buggy was attacked by vagabonds and I was lucky to escape with my honour !"she declared.

"Are they chasing you ?"I asked,"Or why are you shouting ? why is your haircloth still staring and why have you not cave in sweat."

"Oh for ruth sake doubt, doubt, questions."she snapped.

Something is very wrong ! I decided.

"Help !"she shouted.

"closure cheering, I am here,"I replied.

"And entirely useless I want men, several men,"she announced.

"Why ?"I asked,"There is no danger, I am here, you can stay with me until tomorrow."

"Oh you are such an cretin !"she protested,"helper !"

"breakthrough you own way then,"I snapped and I turned and left her.

"seminal fluid back, help !"she shouted. I ignored her and carried on walking.

"Come back this twinkling !"she shouted.

"Save your breathing space,"I warned,"You will attract the wolves."

She ran after me,"What is wrong with you ?"she demanded.

"Me, it is you that has lost your senses,"I replied,"I shall see you to the hamlet and hold back you safe."

"I don't want safe, I want men !"she squealed"And what do I get, the village moron !"

"Then the Inn should befit you very well,"I confirmed,"The Landlord keeps whores upstairs so perhaps he will let you take a turn."

"Yes, excellent, do you think they will attack me, tear my clothes off and assault me ?"she asked eagerly.

"Probably not, they will all be drunk or asleep,"I admitted.

"Then you will have to do it,"she insisted.,"You will get to ravish me."

"I shall do no such affair,"I insisted.

"No matter no one will consider you,"she simpered and with a rending sound she tore her night-robe,"Help !"she screamed.

"Oh really,"I protested,"I just don't need this."

"So dishonour me, you may as well have some pleasure before I report you to the constable."she snapped.

"Why do you care to be ravished ?"I asked.

"Er well I had a dalliance and I believe I may be with child,"she admitted,"So if I was attacked and ravished ..."

"And you would give me sent to the gallows to ease this lie ?"I demanded.

"Well I had not really considered every implicationt,"she said,"But perhaps you could turn tail and turn an outlaw ?"

"Its hardly fair is it ?"I asked,"What have I ever done to harm you."

"You insulted me greatly by refusing to ravish me,"she insisted.

"I am saving my honour for my dependable dearest,"I said pompously.

"Lucky girl, who is she ?"she asked.

"I don't have a girl yet,"I admitted.

"Then, oh, why not assault me ?"she demanded.

"I don't fancy you,"I lied.

She managed to reveal her go out breast,"Are you sure ?"she asked.

"No, not at all,"I insisted,"Lashkar-e-Tayyiba get you to the pub, I am sure someone will oblige."

She put her chest away and we went to the Flyne Fox.

"You can't bring no tart in yer,"the Landlord challenged,"You be ent licensed."

"I am no tart !"the skirt declared.

"wellspring you scrubbed up well if thee's a blighter,"Old Tom chuckled,"Whats yours, a dry pint of Gin or a good fucking up thee's ass."

"Fuck up the ass please,"she said.

poor old Tom fell off his stool."sod me miss I were taking the urine,"he apologised.

"I need a proficient seeing to !"she shouted,"Who wants to be first ?"

"spirit like young Geoff had thee first ?"someone suggested.

"No, I be saving myself,"I said.

"Not for my Lucy thee be ent, I sin thee lookin'at her, you keep the marked-up manus off."Old truncheon Barnes warned.

"Then what be haywire Pres Young Geoff,"person asked,"Thee got a liking for feller, thee want a tadger up thee ass ?"

"No !"I said,"I want someone special."

"And aren't I peculiar enough ?"the wench asked as she dropped her gown to the storey and stood naked before me.

"He just shot his lading in hos trouser !"Alf Keats laughed, and he pulled me breeches down.

My member betrayed me and stood proud in the candlelight

"bugger me !"Sam Wilks gasped,"Our Bulls ent as big as that !"

"Gwan, do it !"soul started saying.

"Do it, Do it !"they chanted.

The wench sat on the end of a table with her legs apart, person grabbd me, someone guided my member and side by side thing I was in heaven.

Well not quite next thing, It took about half a dozen attempts to actually get the the bulbous empurpled head of my extremity between her lenient pink twat lips and oceanic abyss into her insides.

She were very unspoiled about it, made me palpate real adept by saying"Oh my lord it will never fit, stop it, it hurts., arrggahhh."but after a bid she went quiet when I had my fellow member veracious inside her.

"Oh my Jehovah I shall never walk again,"she complained.

She had bit her lip and everything.

"Gerron wi it Geoff, there's other waiting,"someone chided.

Is blastoff me gobble, time after sentence I pumped her good of me stuff. dry pint of it I reckon.

"Happy now ?"I asked sarcastically

Blood trickled from hr oral fissure,"You Bastard !"she wailed,"You might have said you were completely abnormally oversized down there."

"Ah shut thee rale wench,"Silas snapped,"Get yer laughing fishing tackle troll this !"and he jabbed his cock at her mouth as someone grabbed her haircloth and forced her to spread wide.

I had enough. I went home. I was nearly home when the Hue and Cry came storming over the hill. A bang-up possie of men on buck back.

"Oy, you there,"some fat twerp shouted,"The Carriage was attacked, have you seen the Brigham Young ma'am Calthrop ?"

"No, not as I know of, thee proficient ask at the pub, all the blokes is there sampling a new tart the landlord just picked up from Barnsley or some such."I replied.

"Idiot !"the horseman replied."They may be ravishing Miss Calthrop !"

"To the Pub !"he cried,"Er where is it ?"he asked.

"rhythm the corner, first on the left wing you can't miss it."I explained.

"Round the corner, first on the left wing and bring that damned yokel."he shouted.

Someone grabbed me and off we went back to the pub.

"See,"I said pointing through the windowpane"Sampling a new whore !"

She was naked bent at the shank suckling someone's stopcock while someone else stood behind poking her from behind. I couldn't see if it was in her womb or ass hole but she had her work force on the chas coxa as she sucked him so she didn't seem to be in any distress or feel any urgency to escape.

"goodness god its girl Katherine !"some fool interjected. He earned a slap across his case from the savourless side of the loss leader's brand for his pains.

"Idiot !"the drawing card swore,"How can you mistake a street lady of pleasure for my beloved daughter Katherine !"

"Er well it looks like her,"someone else said from a safe distance.

"Don't be derisory, you can not see her face."he snapped.

"Looks like her ass though,"someone muttered.

"Does a bit,"someone else agreed.

"How dare you !"the leader swore and he stormed into the pub, getting as far as the porch before the bolt door stopped him unawares."Open up in the name of the Lord !"he shouted.

"We're closed, buck private party,"The landlord replied.

The door creaked and cracked as a burly yeoman put his shouder to it, finally snapping off at the leftover side where the hinges were and falling flat on the priming with a rending crash.

I watched through the window as people looked around.

"Oi that's not bloody funny !"the Landlord cried.

"Oh god its my dad,"the dame gasped,"stop consonant, halt I say !"

"Bit late to switch yer mind now Miss you been well fucked and that's for sure,"Silas informed her,"Keep thee clothes on and legs shut if thee don't want a fucking."

"Oh my god it is you !"the leader gasped,"You evil lying short fornicatress !"

"Hers quite well endowed,"soul muttered.

"Get off me,"she shouted nearly biting off the poor blokes cock in the operation."They dragged me here and."

"Oy, you came of your own accord and asked for a fucking,"the Landlord insisted,"I been keeping a tally, that's five jacket you made so far."

"Daddy !"she wailed, crocodile tears running down her cheeks. Spunk running down her chin, heart running down her thighs.

"You're no daughter of mine,"he insisted,"Bar keep open, here's a sovereign, pray allow all my men to use your woman of the street and then cast her out into the street, naked if you please, preferably when its raining."

"Very good squire, and about the door ?"the barkeep asked.

"Don't crusade your luck, make her earn it !"the leader insisted,"Actually I quite fancy a go myself."

"Please father,"I asked,"She is just a healthy young woman with the indigence of a healthy."

"sporting lady,"their drawing card snapped,"Like her female parent, a filthy dirty lying little whore."

"punter in bed than her mother, by the looks of it,"one of the hangers on said unadvisedly.

"And what would you screw,"he asked.

"Begging your amnesty sir,"a softly spoken senior proletarian advised."But there ain't no one on the estate of the realm what haven't screwed your missus at some time or a nother."

"muteness,"Their leader bellowed,"enough, have your filling of her and when you are done one of you must hook up with her !"

Dead secretiveness."beggary your pardon sir,"soul said,"What kind of dowry are you offering ?"

"What ?"he replied,"None, she can very well earn her own support flat on her spine by the looks of it !"

"Daddy ! '' the wench protested.

"You're no daughter of mine ! '' her Father insisted. He grabbed the yokel currently urgently probing her ass with his extremity and ordered"Out of my way gull. ``

The chao staggered backwards in confusion and his cock erupted with a fountain of Second Earl Grey slime which trailed across the pub storey like the track of some heavyweight snail

The fille looked back helplessly as he dropped his breeches revealing a truly monstrous cock.

"Oh my God dad !"she simpered,"Its vast !"

"Shut your rattle whore,"he snapped as he lined his cock up to her twat lips.

"He who sleeps with his own shall rot in hell, the child shall have two nous and both shall take heads thereon in the persona of Behelsebub,"individual intoned less than helpfully.

"Yes,"he shouted triumphantly as he pressed his length deep inside her. He began humping.

"Ohhhh Daddy you are so spicy !"she exclaimed,"That feels soo nice."

They fucked for nearly on ten minutes, changing positioning a few meter before he finally shot his burden up her arse.

"Daddy,"the young lady exclaimed,"Why didn't you tell me you wanted to fuck me ?"

He thought carefully,"You were my daughter then, now you're a harlot, its different."

"I won't tell anyone if you don't,"she promised.

"There's s pub full of looker you idiot !"he snapped.

"Oh !"she agreed.

"They are all drunk,"I suggested,"Might be mistaken."

"Are you the Village moron ?"he asked.

"I could be if the money is right, '' I agreed,"Depends how a great deal you're paying."

He just stared."Look,"I said,"Pay me a portion and I'll marry her and tie-up by her."

"What, become her pimp ?"he asked nastily.

"And that, and if the kid has two question we can have a side show at Blackpool or somesuch and guardianship people to see it,"I suggested.

"You truly are the village idiot,"he agreed,"Any Thomas More offers for the whore's hand in marriage,"he asked. There was compete silence."Then you are betrothed,"he announced"Congratulations."

"I'm not marrying the Village idiot !"the girl snapped

"No and I shan't marry thee neither,"I insisted,"Not without a dowry."

"What do you need a portion for, she can realise a chance laid on her dorsum ?"he challenged,"Oh very well, how about a free house and a hundred quid a yr ? ``

"shuffling it two and you have a deal !"I suggested.

"Don't push it, one L,"he suggested.

"Done !"I agreed.

"So exact her away and fuck her in any and every cakehole sir,"the father said.

"Reckon I'll crack,"I said, you might as well rest here and enjoy yourself."I promised,"Er what's her public figure ?"I afdded.

"Katherine, does it matter,"he replied,"Just make sure she does her dissolute fornication here and not near my home ! ``

It was succeeding morning I next found Katherine or rather she found me at my parents house.She was barefoot and naked under her coat

Dad wouldn't let her in public treasury I explained about the new job.

"We need to talk,"she complained.

"Talk, you should be doing something utile laid on your back earning money, not moaning."dad insisted.

"I have been so gooselike,"she said.

"Yes, all the mankind to choose from and you end up betrothed to our Geoffrey,"Mum chided.

"No letting all those men abuse me,"she said sadly,"I only wanted to experience an alibi for being with child, I had an ill advied flirting you seem I had the retainer pretend we were attacked in the Sir Henry Wood and |I had been abducted. '' She said sadly,"Now every man in the Village has had me."

"I haven't,"Dad said.

"And neither will thee either,"Mother snapped."Half that lot got turncock rot and I don't want a dose."

"Thee don't fuck no more anyroad,"he snapped, and he turned to Katherine"Get thee kit off little girl you pulled !"

"No !"Katherine insisted."I have turned my back on debauchery !"

"What's she blethering on about son ?"he asked.

"She want's it up the ass Dad,"I explained.

"No I want to forget yesterday happened."she pleaded,"Except I can not, my judgment craves the inflammation of my womb being filled by eager men."

"So what do you want ?"I asked.

"A full-blooded man to fulfil my desires ?"she suggested.

"You'll need a XII at least young lady,"female parent suggested,"Get thee self a nice rolling pin and do it theeself !"

"But Geofffrey, you are to be my husband, will you not comfort me ?"she asked

"No thanks, you might stimulate a two headed kid inside thee or the clap,"I advised,"Look, just wed I and lets live like crony and sister, then you can fuck who you like can't thee."

"Yes, I suppose so."she agreed sadly.

"So you fuck me Dad while I check on the chickens,"I suggested,"Then maybe I can whittle you a rolling pin.

"Oohhhh you really are an idiot !"she snapped

Note 1 ) its not exactly historically accurate 2 ) Its supposed to be funny .