Mellors was something of an enigma. A OK, hansom, upstanding Whitney Moore Young Jr. man with no ambition beyond becoming a butler at my country house in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the hamlet all his life, he excelled at the village school and yet when clock time to leave alone school came he approached me for a position.

"But Danton True Young man you can surely do better than enter service ?"I enquired and when he replied with some unlikely taradiddle I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low salary which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attraction was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling hair, schoolgirlish laugh, sparkling heart and full of aliveness, like her mother about whom the least said the right, suffice is to say she had had every member of my Polo team and about of the confrontation before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like knives,"to use the argot and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a tyke. For this understanding as she became of age I arranged for her to hook up with one Humphrey Raymond, a dear friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty fable, very near as big one shot as he was tall he did not wear his sixty years well, but he was like an elder comrade to me, the variety who puts frogs in ones boot and Tell tales to Mama.

There was just the problem of Lavinia's lost maidhood, so I hatched a patch to break up that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my father had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her marriage ceremony, it worked well, especially for female child whose maidenhead had been well and truly lost long before the wedding. Father had the blame, whether he had the girl or not, and indeed her had medico Legge inspect the maiden over and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking newly vernal untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to seek relief with a fille de chambre, a fresh unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a patent chastity aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to allow for fitting for her and her terror at Thomas Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose adjustment could be provided far more cheaply.

Lavinia was not in the least impressed with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how often is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able to sample the handmaiden to your substance content with no risk of mien illegitimate,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of daughter do you pick out me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the afternoon of the day before the ceremonial occasion was due.

"Just a formality doctor, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremonial,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't soak your own progeny !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the contrary,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a servant, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to appear before doctor Legge,"What is the meaning of this ?"she demanded.

"The good doc is required to affirm your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate of the realm, obviously I can not take your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well doctor do your bad !"she snapped and she raised her voluminous skirts to reveal her speed thighs.

"honey god she is shaven like a whore !"the Doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the meaning of this ?"

"momma says it is requisite to charge elderly gentleman's gentleman,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a salutary many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the cast please my beloved and disseminate your legs that I may examine you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hired hand down his breeches to re coiffe his manhood.

She sat down lofting her skirts, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my daughter have become such a wanton cyprian I pondered.

The physician eased her thigh apart and taking his monocle he inspected her womanhood, gently easing her woman's lips apart as I looked on.

"She is intact my master,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how footling you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Aidoneus for eternity ?"

"No, the very suppose makes me sickening,"I declared,"Are you certain doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you explain your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did enlighten me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the clapper may live up to a gentleman with no danger of bearing a child."

"dear god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may have me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to engage it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his ripple brawniness and potent humanity, I can not get it on a man so much my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent lad, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her female parent. A plan blossom. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"Stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the way and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him leave the kitchen, along the passage and up the stairs, to the soil floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining way to my subject area where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her skirts,"I said don't movement, raise your bird and go around your legs again Lavinia."

She gave me a black look but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my girl like a whore ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had carnal knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your sass on her plane mound, your tongue in her moist slot, your cock between her firm mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your cock, swallowed your source ? Have you never suckled her rampant bosom buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant humanness into her tight puckered ass cakehole ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the rest ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her sassing last thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a service first."

He seemed vex,"support your skirts lofted Lavinia, spread out your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not practice the droit de signeur and take my own girl maidenhead I must delegate, and in view of Dr Legge's gist precondition, it must fall to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is solid as a sawhorse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at to the lowest degree fifty years of age and horses are generally dead long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the Dr. and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be unsound, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"judgment by the bulge in your breeches I would say you should possess no trouble what so ever,"the MD insisted.

"Obey my order of magnitude or be dismissed,"I ordered,"goodness god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the smartness of one which could only open to pay for ten min with a cocotte which I would have expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged extremity sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took hold of her around the waistline and eased his member within her. In just one smooth moment she was his. Just the abbreviated moan and she was his. No electrical resistance what so ever.

"Oh miss Lavinia, I must apologise,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly preposterous, dressed in her day dress to the waist and entirely scanty below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two fucking ?"I asked.

"Of course I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that effect, it requires two key signature and the theme song of a Justice of the public security and a professional person gentleman will suffice,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law marriage,"I explained."We have seen a large demonstration of warmheartedness, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to sign a deposition to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guinea for your problem ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a conformation ?"he came back. As it happened there were a bundle of the Lapp in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with delight when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in common law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jesting,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now keep,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Church, the nowadays, the reception ?"

"The nowadays can go back, the vicar will deliver to be paid as will the choir and bell ringers,"I explained.

"How shall I find a copious married man now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to support yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the qualification of a okay man and may well excell in business with a good woman behind him, and in the absence seizure of one you will have to suffice."

"And the receipt ?"Legge enquired,"All that solid food and vino ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"still, we will think of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will excuse me I have a rampant extremity myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my a la mode maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No passe-partout,"she said as I caught her by the shoulder joint,"Don't tear my smock, let me take in it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and safe as her Bible she removed her gaberdine to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ till we get to your bedchamber ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door physical body hurts my back."

"So climb on my cock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to take me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of X swept over her.

I strode forth to my study, she held my breeches so I did not trip over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"founder !"Lavinia squealed.

"My nobleman !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your hymen,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no peril,"my maidservant simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your skirt and let us talk over matters like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"bird, how daring you call me skirt !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over Miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my chair while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chairperson with his breeches down."For heaven's sake Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's member until when fully sheathed her backtalk brushed his. Their tongues entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the world-class time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head,"Oh well my dear, niggling chance of any sensible word,"I advised,"Lashkar-e-Tayyiba leave these two to their pleasure and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's sort of being in love is it not ? ”