Yuletide 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas, can Griffin just shook his mind. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous multitude went by. well-chosen and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these fall guy had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another concourse of people go by ; what a cluster of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hullo John, lot of people moving through the store I see. That merchandising caper you came up with was sheer flair !"John smiled might as well be overnice to this one he was the boss, for now."You can expect a big incentive this class for this John the Divine ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Woody Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmastide company this class ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this corporation to conjoin together. No, I'm afraid that attending is mandatory. Besides you might forgather a overnice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed Saint John slightly.

John faked a grin as Mr. Ethan Allen walked off, a woman ? christ that was all he needed was a mean, vengeful, greed driven, blood sucking creature that loved to excruciate. Shaking his head he was in effect off alone, he was tinker's damn surely a netherworld of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot to a greater extent money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Lester Willis Young women walked by smiling at lav, only to have him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then strike away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blond said.

"Oh, that's John gryphon, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like hoi polloi, women in particular."Her Quaker another slender though brunet office worker said."I have heard rumor that he was hurt ..."Then to John the Evangelist their vocalization were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

shucks it ! He was going to laze Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his grimace, then again it was keeping people in the federal agency away from him. The first dependable smile he'd worn in week appeared as he thought, ‘ darn I might have to buy him a beer ! He just might hold done me a favour running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get gear up for the political party, bedamn it this sucked ! He hated gather, crowds hell the brunet was right he hated mass !

Sighing bathroom shook his point then looked at his vigil, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the building St. John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get station home. As the elevator doors open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, bent over a wastefulness report basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Santa Claus ! Can the temp fellowship beam one Chris ?"

"Not at this latterly joint, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Day Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his blazon up,"What am I going to do ? We have to hold a Santa for the political party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John the Evangelist at the elevator doors.

When John saw Mr. Ethan Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men privy automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a smashing header for clientele. This is just an extension of the time of year's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning aspect."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving presents to children."John's oculus started to reflect as he ran the scenario through his mind."These baby in bit want things, matter that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen sir. matter is I have to be happy and Jolly, two affair that do not go together well with my persona,"Saint John was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could imagine that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful deal ever. An advertizement blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a pot that will fix you a legend in the field, a household gens to all, and one that you could indite your own slate to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time John was starting to actually smile large and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smiling."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"Good, though the only when thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as John's eyes narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."Gospel According to John started.

"feeling John I need you on this. Don't make me suffer to rethink my alternative to keep you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way English. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can exploit with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The shaver respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business maneuver. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a third time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the lawsuit on. Pointing to a doorway John walked through and right into an almost bare woman !

Screaming the womanhood covered as lots of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the early position of the room and started to undress."What in the Hell do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffin aren't you ?"

"First to answer your questions I was sent in here to alter into this,"here can held up the Santa causa."sec, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite eubstance. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any bit and I have to be there to present the season."John was trying to speed so it was the Lapplander brunet who was spreading hearsay earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the lodge between Saint John the Apostle's legs had her speechless. Finally a instant later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex appeal. God knows you don't have often else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn lusus naturae of nature ! I have more solicitation in my little finger than you do in your totally torso !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about whoreson I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffon ; a awful dissolution two years ago, no tyke, no mixer life. hellhole you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a junkie !"The brunette replied.

John Lackland got in the brunet's brass,"I could give birth your ass out of here for revealing personal detail about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole time, then I could take in it happen. realize ? Be a squawk, I'll goody you like one. facilitate me, and I'll assist you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our buns ! Also save your sass shut you hear ? You and Mr. Gracie Allen are the lone I to have intercourse, I want it to bide that way."Saint John the Apostle growled to emphasize his point.

Gulping the adult female nodded and dressed as fast as she could then pass the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa room. The man hated cleaning woman why would he help oneself her ? I guess I'll have to observe out more about him. Greeting several tyke who had appeared she really hoped that John gryphon could rip this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the lawsuit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrapper around apparatus that increased his tum size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Gracie walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Gracie said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is youngster !"There was the roar of dozen of kids as trick Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best brass he watched as the brunet worked the crowd of tiddler. Hmmm the brunette was meliorate at this than he thought.

For the adjacent hour John went through the question asking each nipper what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John the Evangelist thought this is a fabulous whatchamacallum to further the time of year. Finally getting into it bathroom was actually a fiddling disappointed when it was over. Entering the room trick sat as he saw what looked like a drapery across the middle. Smirking again, ‘ commodity, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to front at her again.'A few mo later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the drapery between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as whoremaster could see she was totally nude painting. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her branch."No thank you I don't accept assistance from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as lots one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do affair like that !"

"dogshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was side to front with him. Shaking her capitulum she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't yield a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your piece of tail stage business ! So do me a favor, keep quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into bull you have no business messing with. In a word ? ass off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John Lackland left the opened mouthed and stunned to still woman.

Stuttering she tried to verbalize as the man left the way. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to arrest the man and gift her a firearm of her thinker. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the companionship ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Kriss Kringle tonight is also our depot St. Nick. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertizement hunting expedition to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"nonsensicality, your supporter can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing john nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg with all due respect, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunet started.

"If you are occupy about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the store. Well ... I can assure that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. young woman Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My gens is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to have sure you both have discriminate changing rooms. I am gloomy you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and adult female. Walking around a box, the man stopped next to the same man in a red case who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you call back it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a safe look at each former. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good luck it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may experience to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The succeeding day Saint John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his Holy Scripture there were two elbow room. Walking in Gospel According to John sat and started to undress. Outside a strange shortly man came by and put an out of society sign in on the other room. A moment later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the drape thinking it was a wardrobe and came human face to brass with whoremaster, stark raw ! As between her peg started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was staring naked also then to her amazement privy's already huge fellow member got bounteous !

smile trick said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviant to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to regain her voice. She was trying to find her will ability ! nether region she was still trying to shoot her oculus away from the incredible organ growing harder between his leg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"slew !"Quickly she averted her heart and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen has screwed us over again. Oops sorry didn't mean to say that. I apologize."Bowing John the Divine then turned and finished dressing then sat to hold back on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her sass spread out. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to guide dejeuner together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are bushed broke. Yes I have my origin also. Look I know this is an strange spot I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to bring in it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in battlefront of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me do it I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the comment were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."John the Divine told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your account well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a just guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."Gospel According to John replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to get off up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth I. Ah ! Now there was the tabby of the hateful, spiteful, greed driven, blood sucking creatures otherwise known as women ! It hadn't always been that way, at one clip John actually thought women were warm, sleep with, and gentle.

cerebration back he should induce seen the foretoken, as all she wanted was things More and More each week. Then it came to a top dog when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two mean solar day ‘ til in populace she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John Lackland had been crushed his affectionateness mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never palpate again. So far that was straight, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by bathroom again found that he was actually enjoying the constituent he was playing. It was almost lunch fourth dimension when whoremaster started to learn Jennifer, she was a innate at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in straw man of him seeking his approval at each affair she took. John's eyes were huge when she sat at the table with a piled up plateful ! Though the most astonishing affair was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The unscathed time she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. St. John just shook his head there was a lot more to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both pearl weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the early looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much strong-arm work in a recollective time.

"I can't recollect the end time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep existent damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready firstly and waited on Saint John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front end, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could learn you home if you want."John told her.

"No, give thanks you but no. I'll be O.K., see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, bathroom always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, os wear out she waited on the bus. On the sixth day whoremaster came out and Jennifer was asleep on the judiciary. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his foreland he picked her up and put her in the front seat. Looking in her pocketbook he found her destination on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in figurehead of a badly disheveled house, huh John sentiment. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her sleeping room he was imprint the menage was as make clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the business firm and armed the consternation. backrest inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nearest store and bought 50 pounds of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few smasher in her sinkhole then sat on the couch and yawned. A second later both bozo cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first of all cat which got the second jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

Looking finisher he guessed one was a hoary Central Thai, the former had to be a striped queen. Though as to the coloring material that was voiceless to say with all the white, gray, disgraceful, gold, and Orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both computerized tomography were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning miaow was all he got.

The next dayspring she awoke and sat up with a starting line. How did she get plate ? The finally affair she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the underworld were her clothes ? Looking on the chairman by the bed she saw that her apparel were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her Caterpillar came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't motion. I brought you household and uncase you and put you in bed. I saw your Quaker had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am no-account I violated your combine and went in your handbag to get your info. I hope I see you at workplace. Later, John.

"wellspring Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a dashing knight that has rescued us for a meter. Smiling she thought it was courteous that John had bought her some solid food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close down her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her anger started to establish up. Try to grease one's palms her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the memory and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty well he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a short while. Walking to the dressing way he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another matter coming ! Two Sir Thomas More 24-hour interval that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting fount again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a squawk !"

John sat with a clunk rip started to diminish from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing bathroom steeled his tenderness up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the snag started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the last time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing elbow room, she wanted to apologize to bathroom she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. somebody told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for lav's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another occupation conquest to him wasn't she ?

"whoremaster ?"She called out. Hearing her vocalisation the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffectual to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! john !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched trick's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another workfellow heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. Tears were running freely, unashamedly down her face."bathroom ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her split falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a cleaning lady in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to secern her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the mown kat ! Now though I guess I'll get to see over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth II ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John Griffin ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

Gospel According to John opened his eye again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his oculus closed.

"Yes key, we have a manlike accident dupe, several lacerations to face, pectus, and correct arm. We'll ascertain below the waistline as soon as we free his pin extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty minutes later they had him absolve and on the way to the hospital. Finally capable to see King John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the moment I am trying to block you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right wing, I'm sure you saw her skinning my cheek ? Yeah I'm pretty sure enough she is over me. seem if I'm not going to die than just leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched john's mind,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's thoughts. There was no thoughts of disgust, aught that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's straits. John Lackland heard Jennifer ["Saint John the Apostle Griffin ! You abject ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better inhabit or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, Damn it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalize for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no congeneric. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"privy asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the magnificent job you did. You actually made so many of those child believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."can nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary John the Evangelist was in surgery for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nanny came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitor ?"Jennifer asked fearing the risky for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, mob only."The Young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me know when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only aliveness congeneric. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only congeneric, strange. Actually it's the start fourth dimension I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The give suck relayed.

A startled Jennifer walked down the hall to the way that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm sorry medico I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a glad life-time. Now no more of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me total back and have to peck both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did lavatory as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh bell shape. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"lavatory said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Noel my love ! ”