`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth smith is interrupting her vacation to bring you this story. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd wish to thank Fox 11 LA for their help in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The camera pans over to Paddy's conjuring trick hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the star sign
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This morning, the hotel was the prospect of a crime when Scomber japonicus Alexander Graham Bell was stolen. Tinker Bell usually lives in the honeymoon suite on the top floor. ''

The camera pans back to the windowpane on the turning point of the top floor above Mickey's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last-place dark were lawn tennis superstar, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her thou jibe win in the US open. She was with her new married man, Alexis masturbation, the match had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was damage was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood boulevard, and flew into the movie set on sundown Boulevard. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixy junk. Later the housekeeping staff found that Tinker bell was missing from the suite, and there was no mark of Hotbody or withdrawal method. ``

'' I have with me senior pilot Steve Virginia McMath of the 15th precinct, he was an eye viewer to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Tinker Bell's disappearance. Captain Rogers ? ``

The handsome police master looms almost comically over the diminutive reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the sea captain can speak into it. When he speaks it is with a smooth
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' well Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a snatch, and the FBI is on understudy to picture help. Our sound advice is that under the Magical mortal Act, certain cartoon characters count as persons for the purposes of the penal code, we think Scomber japonicus Bell qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just thieving. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct home base, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's raceway, and continue to fly down Hollywood avenue. It flew into the wall painting at the end, and continued to proceed down Sunset avenue in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon natural philosophy, it was not comically appropriate for me, or any other human being, to be able to keep an eye on them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a labor force, and sea captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain Hudson River is also a animated cartoon grapheme, he has the power to go in the mural and news report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the driver and conductor of the car ; two other park Edgar Albert Guest ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. Onanism. ``

'' Thank you police chief. With that, back to dog in the studio. ``

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'' more on the breaking story at Disneyland. We go endure to Azneth Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the police have set up their crime tantrum at the end of Hollywood boulevard. ``

The tv camera pans over the setting, yellowness crime prospect magnetic tape marks off an expanse. respective police officers
are milling about. The tv camera focuses on the scenery at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the length, under a smart as a whip blue devil sky. Then one of the police force officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, maitre d' Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an attempt to site the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the backcloth hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the space. It grows giving. It becomes recognizable as some sort of old fashioned car.

'' I see master Hudson approaching. … Captain Henry Hudson is of form a 1951 Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a actual three
dimensional car and drives up to Captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's threshold open. Four masses get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by constabulary
officers to the 15th precinct building across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is chaos as a innkeeper of reporters shout query at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting evolution here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

police captain Rogers looks up, and stride towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to cumulate.
The car follows along incline him. master Virginia Katherine McMath speaks, and the crew is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can describe that Captain Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in echo car park. There was no signboard of Scomber japonicus Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. masturbation. The Car 's driver, conductor, and the early two missing Guest were found, apparently safety but under a spell of some description. We hope to con to a greater extent, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective detention. We will be sending the tow truck from Radiator springtime to recollect the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a salvo of shouted doubtfulness from the assembled newsman, but there was no more
data forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct post home, the task force is considering what to do next. master Hudson is attending via video league from his billet, as he would not fit in the berth elbow room. Unbeknownst to the attender, some drudge has tapped into the video recording conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV stations across the country have picked up the feed.

Captain Rogers is about to talk, when there is a sound everyone is familiar with. It sounds as if someone is playing a tune on a crystal pendent. It's tinkerer Bell's voice. Then with the intimate zing ! of a crescendo on the quartz chandelier, Tinker Bell appears above the conference board.

Tinker Bell is not her usual soft green ; she's glowing with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four Federal Reserve note, rather discordantly, followed by the bass voice growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, tinkerer bell shape is not happy. She launches into staccato tirade of chimes, almost of the participants in the coming together look on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fairy, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley Black guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and senior high pitched voice. `` Well, Captain, She's not happy. She wants to have intercourse what we're doing to find her sister after those big bad guy cable stole her away. ``

'' Her sister ? '' questions Captain Rogers.

More gong. `` Yes Captain, the missing nance is in fact Tinker Bell's sister, ‘ Wanker Bell.'tinker Vanessa Stephen has been taking a holiday and her Sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to Tinker Bell, and says, `` That's not a nice thing to say about your Sister. ''

There's another tirade of chime, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those chick …'Sorry Captain, that's what she said. ``

The group discussion way is silent as everyone digests this news. One officer asks, `` Isn't her sis ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More bell, and O'Mally translates, `` Periwinkle is just our byname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkles. '' O'Mally covers his face and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the door to the spot room bursts undecided, and an policeman crashes into the room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis withdrawal 's livestream feed bursts into life, and soon it is the most follow video on the net.

It starts out showing a lighter, airy, tastefully decorated, way. Venus is standing following to a bed, the bed is a modern take on a four placard bed, it looks as though it 's made from a square block of slim down beams.

From off tv camera, Alexis'voice say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chimes of a fairy voice, a happier one this time. With a oomph ! a sprite, presumably wanker Bell, darts into the shot from the left, trailing Pyxidanthera barbulata dust behind her. The fairy pauses above genus Venus, waves her wand, and a bolt of trick traveling to Venus, then suddenly Venus'clothes disappear and she 's standing there naked. genus Venus presents herself to the photographic camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience observance is too distracted by the juicy showing of Venus figure to notice a great deal else, including what clothes she had been wearing a moment previously. They also might not acknowledge the faery landing to her left wing and growing to homo size, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them advancement on the Naked Urania. Urania is known for being capriciously tall ( 6'1 '', for those with access to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the fay in man shape only comes up to Venus'boobs, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of Venus'teat. That might get some of the audience to notice wanker Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male ) cosplay fantasist. near notably, her `` wench ''. That wench is just a few pother of framework, which cover nothing, so it 's evident the human sized Wanker Bell is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly tall as Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a straits. Alexis is that strange compounding, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his mixer sensitive conglomerate, he also had a notable college football game career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

Wanker Bell and Alexis manage to arrange themselves so that genus Venus is still entirely on display, while they both molest her. Alexis'arm goes around Urania'shoulder, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to work with Venus'pussy. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this point, Venus loses contact with the trading floor, she floats upwards a few in, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss more easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the fairy had not previously been standing on the base, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with Venus, so she could continue to suck on a boob.

Wanker Alexander Graham Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Venus by a nipple in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to grab hold of a infantry, and promptly begins sucking on Venus'toes. Urania'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, jerk-off Bell performs a slow motility somersault, and one-half pull. First, her peg are spread, while extended towards the camera, leaving absolutely no doubtfulness she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around genus Venus'head, with her mouth still on Venus'nipple. That stifles genus Venus'moans, but soon the faery is moaning in her fairy way. A queen 's moan sounds like respective pipes from diametrical oddment of a pipe organ, in a very felicitous harmony.

Wanker Bell lets go of Venus'nipple and starts riding Venus'face, even though sombreness should be in entirely the awry direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his ground and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'legs to root for his face towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is visible in all her scrumptious halo, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the viewers. At her top dog, Wanker ship's bell still fully clothed ( as much as her clothes cover anything ), is astraddle Venus'cheek branch thrown exposed, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical attendant. At the other end, Alexis'face is rapidly disappearing into genus Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

tosser Alexander Melville Bell is glowing Sir Thomas More and more strongly, as cacoethes and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed post to steady herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heat energy of passion. Alexis has successfully discarded his pants and is now holding the other bed military post with both script, so he can strain his gumshoe up with Venus'slit. He successfully manages the tricky midair docking tactic, and you can hear his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the faggot pipe harmonium moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's night outside the windows of the room. She is the source of illumination for the hale scene, which casts some unearthly flickering shadows over it, much like the light from an open fire. Suddenly, the hold up feed cuts out. If you examined the final skeleton of the program, which of course of instruction several viewers did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the altitude of passion, she not only glowed, but seemed to explode. The explosion presumably knocked the television camera off the net.

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'' Earlier today, there was an explosion in the Sonoma vale ; we go unrecorded to Azneth Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the scene. Azneth ? ``

'' Well Frank, I 'm here in the small picturesque town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's office has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me serjeant-at-law Herbert Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's office. Sergeant Crum, what 's the situation ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this cockcrow, we got reports of a small explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's deputies who were first on the panorama reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with glisten, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a hazardous substance. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's federal agency are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the interview, and shows the great unwashed in bright yellow charge plate suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off camera you hear Sergeant Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The tv camera pans back to Azneth.

'' sergeant-at-law Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this dawning, and there is now concern over possible… Excuse me, serjeant Crum seems to have newsworthiness for us. ``

The camera pans back to the sergeant-at-law who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can report that the Sheriff 's office has had a request from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fugitives Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this dawn. The FBI also suspects that the detonation was caused by the fairy wanker bell, who was abducted by Mr. masturbation and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the contamination is imp dust from Wanker Bell. Pixie dust is not harmful, but it can cause toxic condition and unwanted trajectory in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to show a convoy of inkiness S.U.V., with Light flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a little conference, and
mortal comes over to speak to Sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can confirm the reaching of a team of surety treater from the San Francisco office of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the fugitive shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the blowup was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the fade of Scomber japonicus gong. As you may possess heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Tinker Alexander Bell 's sister, not Scomber japonicus Bell herself, and she may throw caused a pixie detritus explosion. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting surety negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, Frank ? ``

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'' ontogenesis in the office in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth Ian Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, the FBI negotiant have been in contact with the momentary couple. We do n't know who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's natural event. ``

The camera pans to the Victorian house, which is the B & B, and some people wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front door. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in cuff. A fairy is flying along with them. The group hurries into a black van,
which drives off with lights flashing, and an escort. serjeant-at-law Crum walks towards the camera, a
cluster of reporter gather around him, thrusting mike towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to pull in contact with Mr. onanism. Mr. masturbation seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However dialogue were successful, and Mr. Onanism, and Ms. Williams agreed to surrender. A fay, thought to be jerk-off Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the arena. ``

There is a burst of enquiry, but the tv camera pulled back to show the reporter.

'' There you are Frank, a relatively felicitous termination to this episode. Back to you in the studio apartment. ``

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'' We go live to a press league at the Orange County District attorney 's office. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Urania Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connective with the disappearance of Tinker toll from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was wanker Vanessa Stephen, tinker Bell 's babe. It was in fact wanker Vanessa Stephen who had gone missing from the hotel in a example of misguided identicalness. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hiram King Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by Wanker Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. Onanism and Ms. Bernard Arthur Owen Williams have refused to contract accusation over this incident. The other four victims in this matter are similarly refusing to crush explosive charge. So currently, Wanker Bell is exempt to go. Mr. withdrawal would like to bring in a instruction. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would like to thank jerk-off Vanessa Stephen for the grand hymeneals present she has given us. I want to emphasise at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all events. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real Earth will be a memory that Venus and myself will cherish forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney company for all expenses incurred in sexual congress to the use of the Red Car. In return they have agreed to put down all bang. That is all I have to say, give thanks you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of doubtfulness from the assembled newsperson .