Andy and The L45-20

The postman came previous that morning. Ellie had thought her parcel wasn't coming so it was a pleasant surprisal when the postman knocked on her door.

"Er need a signature love,"he said blushing as she answered the door in her dressing gown.

She glared, she didn't like men. Big sweaty brutes with light-headed piddling putz which went limp and dribbled tinder recollective before she was satisfied.

She signed, took the software system and firmly bolted the room access behind her as she took it inside.

She unwrapped it. It was an L45 - 20. A lovely red L45 - 20, in a lovely polished wood box with a black velvet insert. She stared. She couldn't believe it, such beautiful object yet so ridiculously cheap. She held it in her hands, symmetrical like an old fashioned airship, flabby yet firm, the ends rounded with polished Al chapiter. One end twisted and could be removed to grant the batteries to be fitted and pressed in and out to turn the king on or off.

She imagined how it would finger as it slid inside her, the cold aluminum and the strong material pushing inside her. The thought was delicious, she grew moistness and her nipples tingled at the thought.

She sat on the sofa and held it. She unscrewed the end and fitted the batteries, turned it on and refitted the end. She was alone. She had time of day before Ruth her roommate returned.

A bottle of lubricator and the remote control nestled in compartments in the box. She put a battery in the remote and tested the L45-20. It swelled then shrank as she pushed the buttons. She sat back, pushed her panty aside and started to play.

The urbane aluminium end felt every bit as cold as she imagined as and eased the monster between her pussy lips. She only wanted to see what the end felt like against her but it felt really dainty and hard, something to push against not a limp dick.

Further and further in until the end had almost disappeared. She enjoyed it for a instant then pressed the push button. It got bigger, her eyes widened, it hurt, she went to back it off, nothing, so she tried the other button. It got bigger."Oh my god !"she squealed.

It wasn't the maiden clock time she had an expanding dildo inside her, but the others were pump up with a valve you could release, this was something else.

She panicked, empurpled mist descended."Oh no !"she gasped as the first undulation of an unwanted orgasm swept over her. She clawed at her teat and clit seeking Swift sack and abruptly it was on her. Overwhelming her senses. The beneficial ever if she had sought it but all she wanted was to get the faulty colossus to wither so she could take it out.

She nevr had this trouble with gumshoe, she thought ruefully, or a girl's tiny fist.

She decided to cook a coffee, she stood up, the weight of the L45-20 threatened to tear her apart if she moved swiftly, even walking was like the biggest most hung guy she ever fucked shafting her. Juices were running down her leg and as she reached the kitchen she gave in to the pauperization to cum once again. She wanted a deep brown not wafture of ecstasy crashing over her and she really really wanted this shit L45-20 back in its box and returned as faulty.

This time she crawled slowly as she moved back to the lounge. It was like being fisted as she crawled, fisted by the biggest butchest les domme she knew as she crawled but somehow she held the orgasm at bay.

There were instructions in the box. A cellphone number. She rang it. A guy answered.

"Hi, this is Andy's phone, leave a message and, how-do-you-do ?"Andy grabbed the earpiece as the surpass message ended.

"Hi, I have a faulty L45-20,"Ellie explained.

"Okey dokey, do you want a repayment or a replacement unit ?"he asked innocently.

"It's stuck inside me you dork !"she replied,"I need help !"

"Maybe call 911 ?"he suggested.

"You seriously have to be kidding,"she snapped.

"Maybe come to our office tomorrow morning ?"He suggested.

Ellie became really cross."You place someone here right away, do you hear me, or I'll sue the ass of your pathetic little kit you jerk."

"OK, OK, ,"he replied,"We don't usually offer a fixing service but I'll see if we have anyone useable, do you deliver an computer address ?"

"Of course I do you moron, you don't think I live on a park bench do you ?"she snapped,"Ah it apartment 3 ...."

Andy was round there in the time of day. He knew from the order she lived nearby, that's why he sent the faulty unit of measurement. Girls were always so grateful when he fixed their short problem. He had dicked warhead of girls who would never suffer given him a second glance. girlfriend he would never throw got past first of all base with normally let his fingers inside their pussies and of course he had to check there was no permanent wrong and how estimable to ascertain than with his dick.

Ellie answered the door.

"Hi, I'm Andy, we spoke on the earpiece, no one else available so I came myself,"he introduced himself,"Where is it ?"

Ellie patted her belly,"In me you dork,"she snapped. She had been sweating, her hair was tone down,"It won't psychiatrist, it keeps giving me orgasms."

"We aim to please,"Andy chuckled.

"Very funny,"she replied.

"Ok lie down, disperse your legs,"Andy suggested.

"That's one hell on earth of a schmoose up line seeing as we just met,"Ellie replied, but she did as he said.

He was a weedy lilliputian flake, Ellie decided, probably gay, she felt quite safe, strangely.

B gradation pussy, thought Andy, sweaty, no makeup but quite fit, definitely dickable.

The L45-20 had disappeared completely."We need to dilate so I can get at the end cap,"Andy explained,"You did put it in the right way round didn't you ?"

Ellie nodded. Andy took off his jacket and went to act. Ellie was shocked when Andy pressed his face into her crotch but when he explained that going down on her was the quickest way to get her elaborate she form of saw the good sense in it.

She saw rap downy elephants, swiss mountains, the first, all the regular poppycock she saw when she was cumming and then quite suddenly she knew Andy had a hold of the L45-20 and was unscrewing the end cap.

"Its the reverse vibrating reed electric switch,"he announced and the L45-20 suddenly shrank.

He pulled it out with a tucket,"I can't find any damage,"he explained as he explored her pussy with his fingers."Can't quite reach, hang on."He balled his hand into a fist and forced it into Ellie's already widely stretched cunt.

"Oh my god !"Ellie cried as Andy started fish humping her with one manus and undoing his pants with the other.

"One Thomas More trial,"Andy explained and he slipped his clenched fist out of her and shoved his shaft inside her instead,"Can you still squeeze me ?"he asked.

"Oh god you're raping me !"Ellie squealed.

"Not exactly,"Andy sort of oppose her as he poked her huge cavern, It was like fucking a bucketful until Ellie tried squeezing and then he was in Shangri-la, for about 13 instant at which point he blew his load.

"Oh my god !"Ellie protested,"You filthy bastard you slimed me."The warm up wet spunk oozed slimily towards Ellie's womb. It felt great. Dildos and fisting were great but a guy's encumbrance up interior was where its at. What fucking was all about. It's all a bit pointless without it.

Andy idly wiped his dick on Ellie's pantie,"You want a new unit or a refund"he asked.

"Both if you don't want to be reported for colza,"she replied.

It seemed carnival, $ 60 for the third or fourth trump roll in the hay ever. He fetched a new one from his car and made for sure it expanded and contracted, Ellie said she would test it on herself later, despite Andy insisting they should do it now just in case.

"Can I see you again ?"He asked as he was about to leave.

"I sincerely hope not,"Ellie replied.

So end of taradiddle, except a ) Ellie worked for Homeland Security, and b ) He had just got her pregnant .