I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' he-goat. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't issue forth in here seafarer. Just stay outside, delight. ``

Please ? Billy never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not for certain what to do. We could hear truncheon muttering something but it made no sentiency.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't neglect a crash. Billy is our friend. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't express mirth, oh god .... and all three of us were on the trading floor, gasping for hint, ineffectual to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a strait. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry baton, really sorry man, it just caught us off safeguard. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to loosen Billy from the chair. That must make been the clash, the chair tipping over. But billy goat, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' Billy, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if Billy did n't think us because it might be voiceless to take us serious when we could n't hold on snickering while we said it.

billy club had no hair. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair's-breadth all over the floor but none of it was on nightstick any more than. And we had to block off looking at him because every time one of us did it ruined any attempt to take it seriously, because Billy 's orb were purple, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep open our eye off of. billy club 's stopcock looked like a barber magnetic pole, red and Stanford White band from the base to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all stiff because of some ring at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any to a greater extent and baton just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na belt down those bitches. I 'm gon na chance her and her sis and cut them up in minuscule piece and vote down them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her Sister Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost like baton had taken our advice and left townsfolk after the divorce. For almost a yr now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put stinky Pisces in her car and planetary house. She broke his windows, he poured xxx gallon of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously think of if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's drunk daddy went after billystick when they were in the eighth grade. He was a big man, and a mingy drunk. He must have outweighed Billy by 50 hammer. Billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his stifle. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's dad left town when he got out of the hospital. nobody ever messed with Billy again and Nadine was in love.

Billy is a upright mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from heights school billy goat married Nadine and went to work. billy goat worked hard to have Nadine anything she wanted and after their little girl was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so operose Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to nightstick he told her he had to work for her and the baby. Nadine was too young to understand that nightstick was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the saltation hall with her Sister. trouble was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit risky. She convinced Nadine it was ok to imbibe and dance and flirt as long as she did n't fuck some former man.

Billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big projection screen tv she wanted for her natal day. When he brought it in the house his wife was n't home plate. The babysitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. truncheon drove to the dance hall. The timing was just plain wrong. billy goat saw some guy dancing with his wife, his manus all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the guys synagogue and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single intelligence to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to hold on but he got in his truck and force back off. He did n't derive home for three days and after that he still would n't talk to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't get home until almost ten every night and went straight to bed. After a pair of months of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one Nox and Nadine and the baby were gone. billystick never said a matter, just got up and went to work, seven days a week.

A few month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming billystick commit adultery. She had a paper signed by some woman saying she and Billy had been screwing for four month. Billy said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the judge. He read all the papers, looked at Billy and asked `` Any of this prick genuine baton ? ''. billy goat took care of the jurist railroad car and the evaluator liked him. nightstick just stared at the justice and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

he-goat ended up with naught, except work. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their life together. She started it. Every metre she did something to gain billystick angry he just waited a while and struck back. The topical anesthetic sheriff was trying his well to rest out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing complaints and Billy just said nothing.

But now Billy was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a fiddling scare off. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and tell the girlfriend they better run and hide for a patch because they went too far and truncheon was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. billy went back to work. billy goat 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to burn their theater down with them in it. Since Billy 's uncle was miserly than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six daylight a week now. On Billy Sunday he would get in his truck and go away. We had no approximation where. The three of us tried following him a brace of times but you ca n't hitch billy club 's truck on the unfastened road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her baby Saturday Night at the dance manor hall and on Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a piece Cheryl would see a new man and disappear for days at a time. The sheriff did tattle to billy and his uncle and his dad but nothing came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. Good thing the baby young lady was at grandma 's mansion. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to Billy 's dad and he just said to cease worrying because nightstick was a expert boy.

Sunday morning came. truncheon 's dad called me and said everyone should get a little religious belief and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might hold a hundred or so and it was just plain packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front pew, just sitting there all silence. They looked ticket but when I tried to talk to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The preacher had the biggest grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a crowd since the mayor wife had twins in church service. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the charwoman before. She said she was the one who signed the composition about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even know billy. She said Cheryl paid her a c bucks to subscribe it. After she had her say she left but she did tell Billy she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sorting of moan and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and kind of slumped over. Doc went right up to assure up on them. number 1 thing he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to take away a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't be active if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the shoulder strap and said it was a good job and it would consider some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both lady friend started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped literal sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a word. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about honestness and trust and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't count on out how to talk to each early they should notice someone who can help oneself. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could find some prick and cut the girl loose.

billystick had been standing at the back of the church service all this fourth dimension, as usual saying nothing. As sept were filing out of the Christian church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching Billy 's face. skinny thing I 've seen to a grin on baton. Then he turned and walked off, got in his truck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's mansion later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated Billy and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at Billy 's granny house with the child and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to know what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grandmas. She tried to shoo off us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't stay fresh us away forever. Nadine said Billy had been using his Sun to track down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her differentiate the justice the truth. He took Nadine and got the truth from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told billy club he could have all three of the women in gaol if that 's what he wanted. he-goat said no to that and told the judge what he was going to do and the judge told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what Billy said or they would go to jail.

That was all very well and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church building. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzers and he put them in office in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those doorbell really made you startle and holla. Grandma finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured billy and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. Billy did secernate me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep on his pecker in his pants.

Oh, doc told nightstick the Republic of India ink the female child used on him would wear down off in a yr or two. Once the word got out about Billy 's Barber pole cock and vivid purple balls a lot of girls in the county kept billy too meddlesome to work more than five days a week.

Cheryl got married and I guess she is n't so wild any More but Tom is real number careful not to make her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little miss is a real cutie. Billy comes over a lot to visit his grandma and shimmer with his daughter. Nadine told me she crys once in a patch because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preacher man girl. She 's a honorable woman and tardily going. Last nighttime she did say she found out where Billy got those bell .... oh my .