`` Breaking news at Disneyland. Our very own Azneth David Roland Smith is interrupting her holiday to bring in you this write up. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes Frank, and I 'd like to thank Fox 11 LA for their helper in bringing you this story. Behind me, you can see the Disneyland Hotel. ``

The television camera pans over to Paddy's Magic hat, all lit up, then pans up, and across to the sign of the zodiac
lit up in red, saying 'Disneyland Hotel .'The voice over continues.

'' This aurora, the hotel was the setting of a crime when Tinker Bell was stolen. Tinker Alexander Bell usually lives in the honeymoon cortege on the top floor. ''

The photographic camera pans back to the window on the corner of the top story above Mick's hat.

'' Staying in the suite last night were lawn tennis superstar, Venus Hotbody, fresh from her Grand Slam win in the US open. She was with her new husband, Alexis Onanism, the duet had only gotten married yesterday. ``

'' The first hint that something was wrongly was this morning when the Red Car flew off the end of Hollywood boulevard, and flew into the Movie set on Sunset avenue. Eye witnesses reported the car was trailing pixie dust. Later the housekeeping staff found that chub mackerel Bell was missing from the retinue, and there was no sign of Hotbody or Onanism. ``

'' I have with me headwaiter Steve Virginia Katherine McMath of the 15th precinct, he was an eye informant to the Red Car incident, and is leading the investigation into Tinker Bell's disappearance. Captain Ginger Rogers ? ``

The handsome constabulary Captain looms almost comically over the lilliputian reporter, who is holding
her microphone high up so the police chief can verbalise into it. When he speaks it is with a placid
baritone, which attracts the attention of all in the area.

'' wellspring Ms. Smith, we're now treating this as a kidnapping, and the FBI is on standby to render assistance. Our legal advice is that under the Magical Persons Act, sure cartoon characters count as persons for the role of the punishable code, we think Tinker campana qualifies under the act, so this can be treated as a kidnapping, not just theft. ``

'' I was in my office at the 15th precinct headquarters, when I saw the Red Car jump it 's runway, and continue to fly down Hollywood Boulevard. It flew into the mural at the end, and continued to go down sundown Boulevard in the mural. Unfortunately, due to cartoon physics, it was not comically reserve for me, or any early man, to be able to espouse them into the mural, so the Red Car disappeared from sight. ``

'' We're assembling a undertaking military unit, and Captain Hudson of the RSPD has offered assistance. As Captain William Henry Hudson is also a cartoon theatrical role, he has the ability to enter the mural and report back. Currently, we have accounted for everyone except the device driver and conductor of the car ; two other parkland guests ; as well as Ms. Hotbody and Mr. coitus interruptus. ``

'' Thank you maitre d'hotel. With that, back to Frank in the studio. ``

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'' Sir Thomas More on the breaking fib at Disneyland. We go last to Azneth Bessie Smith on Hollywood Boulevard. Azneth ? ``

'' Behind me, you can see where the law have set up their law-breaking prospect at the end of Hollywood Boulevard. ``

The camera pans over the scene, yellowed crime tantrum taping marks off an area. several police ship's officer
are milling about. The camera focuses on the scene at the end of the street, the street disappears
into the distance, under a brilliant blue devil sky. Then one of the police officers walks too close and
throws a shadow across the scene, which is actually a mural.

'' Earlier, Captain Hudson of the RSPD entered the mural, in an endeavour to locate the missing Red Car … Something's happening. ``

The camera focuses on the mural, the desktop hubbub dies down, and you can see something moving
in the distance. It grows giving. It becomes recognizable as some form of old fashion car.

'' I see Captain Hudson approaching. … police captain Hudson is of course a 1951 Henry Hudson Hawk. ''

The car drives to the end of the painted street and emerges from the mural as a real three
dimensional car and drives up to sea captain Rogers, who is waiting for it in the street. Three of
the car's doors open. Four multitude get out, looking rather dazed. The four are escorted by police
policeman to the 15th precinct edifice across the street ( which is incongruously, a New York
Brownstone ). There is pandemonium as a host of reporter shout questions at all and sundry. The
reporter turns to the camera.

'' Interesting developments here at Disneyland, there should be an official statement soon. ``

Captain Will Rogers looks up, and stride towards the perimeter, while waving for the crowd to gather.
The car follows along side of meat him. Captain Virginia Katherine McMath speaks, and the bunch is hushed, hanging on his
every word.

'' I can report that captain Hudson located the Red Car abandoned in sound reflection car park. There was no preindication of Tinker Bell, or of Ms. Hotbody and Mr. pulling out. The Car 's number one wood, conductor, and the other two missing Guest were found, apparently safe but under a go of some description. We hope to learn more, once we get them de-spelled, but for now we have taken them into protective custody. We will be sending the tow hand truck from Radiator Springs to retrieve the Red Car shortly. ``

There was a volley of outcry dubiousness from the assembled newsperson, but there was no more
information forthcoming.

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In the 15th precinct station sign of the zodiac, the chore force is considering what to do next. Captain Hudson is attending via video conference from his agency, as he would not fit in the situation room. Unbeknownst to the attender, some hacker has tapped into the picture conference feed, and it is being played live on YouTube. Multiple TV place across the country have picked up the feed.

Captain Virginia Katherine McMath is about to speak, when there is a sound everyone is conversant with. It sounds as if someone is playing a line on a watch crystal chandelier. It's Tinker bell's vocalization. Then with the familiar zing ! of a crescendo on the crystal chandelier, Tinker Bell appears above the conference table.

Tinker buzzer is not her common delicate green ; she's glow with a distinctly red tinge. She chimes four notes, rather discordantly, followed by the bass part growl of a bassoon. Everyone understands that, Tinker gong is not happy. She launches into disconnected tirade of chimes, most of the player in the encounter facial expression on blankly, not understanding what she's saying.

Captain Roger barks at one of his men, `` O'Mally, you speak fay, what's she saying ? ``

O'Mally is a big burley blackamoor guy, who when he speaks, speaks in a surprisingly gentle and high school pitched part. `` wellspring, chieftain, She's not happy. She wants to know what we're doing to find her sis after those big bad guy wire stole her away. ``

'' Her Sister ? '' interrogative sentence maitre d' Rogers.

More chimes. `` Yes Captain, the missing fairy is in fact tinker Bell's baby, ‘ jerk-off Bell.'Scomber japonicus bell shape has been taking a vacation and her Sister has been filling in for her. She says, ‘ Haven't we noticed that …'''

O'Mally turns to chub mackerel Bell, and says, `` That's not a prissy thing to say about your sis. ''

There's another tirade of bell, and O'Mally looks suitably chastised. `` She says, ‘ haven't we noticed that the horny bitch has been flirting so outrageously with the crowds at the parade. And those skirts …'Sorry master, that's what she said. ``

The conference room is understood as everyone digests this news. One police officer asks, `` Isn't her sister ‘ Periwinkle ?'''

More chimes, and O'Mally translates, `` Catharanthus roseus is just our nickname for her, she just likes to get close to men 's winkle. '' O'Mally covers his typeface and titters saying that.

Suddenly, the threshold to the situation way bursts open air, and an officer crashes into the elbow room saying, `` Sorry Captain, we 're on air ! '' He reaches for the camera and the feed goes black.

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Alexis coitus interruptus 's livestream feed bursts into life, and soon it is the most watched video on the net.

It starts out showing a visible radiation, airy, tastefully decorated, room. Venus is standing next to a bed, the bed is a modernistic return on a four bill poster bed, it looks as though it 's made from a square block of slim beams.

From off tv camera, Alexis'vocalisation say 's `` We 're on. ''

There are the familiar chimes of a pansy vocalisation, a well-chosen one this time. With a zing ! a fairy, presumably wanker Bell, darts into the tantrum from the left, trailing pixie debris behind her. The fairy pauses above Urania, waves her baton, and a bolt of magic travels to Venus, then suddenly Venus'dress disappear and she 's standing there naked. genus Venus presents herself to the camera, arms open, `` Ta-daaa ! ``

Most of the audience watching is too distracted by the yummy display of Venus form to notice much else, including what clothes she had been wearing a import previously. They also might not notice the sprite landing to her left and growing to human size of it, while Alexis enters the picture from the right.

Both of them forward motion on the Naked Venus. Venus is known for being freakishly tall ( 6'1 '', for those with accession to Wikipedia, and not otherwise distracted by the show ), and the fairy in human configuration only comes up to Venus'booby, a fact she takes advantage of by sucking on one of genus Venus'pap. That might get some of the audience to comment jerk-off Alexander Graham Bell, who looks as though she 's been dressed by a ( male person ) cosplay fantasist. almost notably, her `` annulus ''. That chick is just a few tizzy of fabric, which cover nothing, so it 's plain the homo sized Wanker campana is all woman.

Alexis approaches Venus from the right, while he 's not as freakishly tall as genus Venus, for a man, he still looms over her by half a head. Alexis is that unknown combining, the nerd/athlete, not only did he found his social spiritualist imperium, he also had a renowned college football career. He says he 's still waiting to be drafted by the NFL.

Wanker buzzer and Alexis manage to put themselves so that Venus is still entirely on display, while they both beset her. Alexis'arm goes around Venus'shoulder joint, and they kiss. Meanwhile, his hand drops down to play with Venus'pussycat. Alexis breathlessly moans, `` She 's so wet ! Thanks Tink. ``

At this distributor point, Venus loses contact with the floor, she floats upwards a few inches, and now Alexis is no longer looming, and they can kiss to a greater extent easily. If anyone had noticed ( which they had n't ) the sprite had not previously been standing on the floor, but floating slightly above it, she also rose with genus Venus, so she could continue to breastfeed on a boob.

Wanker Bell grabs ahold of one of the bedposts, and gently pulls herself to the left. Attached to Urania by a mammilla in her mouth, Venus is pulled to the left away from Alexis. Alexis reaches for her as she glides out of reach. He manages to catch storage area of a invertebrate foot, and promptly begins sucking on Urania'toes. Venus'reaction to the toe sucking is to let out a very satisfied sounding low moan.

Meanwhile, tosser Melville Bell performs a slow motion somersault, and half twist. number one, her legs are spread, while extended towards the television camera, leaving absolutely no dubiousness she is a woman, and turned on. Then, her legs end up wrapped around Urania'head, with her mouth still on Urania'nipple. That stifles Venus'moans, but soon the fairy is moaning in her faggot way. A nance 's moan sounds like several pipes from opposite closing of a pipe harmonium, in a very happy harmony.

wanker Alexander Bell lets go of Urania'nipple and starts riding Venus'grimace, even though soberness should be in entirely the untimely direction for that to be possible. Simultaneously, Alexis finds himself losing his footing and floating off the bed. He uses Venus'legs to pull his expression towards her pussy.

So now the scene is that Venus is floating naked and spreadeagled sideways, a few feet above the bed, framed by the bedposts. She is seeable in all her luscious aura, a fact appreciated by a large proportion of the TV audience. At her nous, tosser bell still fully clothed ( as much as her wearing apparel cover anything ), is astride Venus'face arms thrown open, and head thrown back. She is glowing perceptibly, and providing the musical concomitant. At the other end, Alexis'cheek is rapidly disappearing into Venus'crotch. He is still fully clothed as well, though you can see he is trying to remedy that, by rapidly removing his pants.

wanker Bell is glowing Sir Thomas More and more strongly, as passion and appreciation of what Venus is doing overtakes her. She even grabs hold of the bed post to stabilize herself, her innate ability to fly seems to be failing in the heating plant of mania. Alexis has successfully discarded his trouser and is now holding the other bed post with both mitt, so he can note his dick up with Urania'pussy. He successfully manages the slick midair docking simulated military operation, and you can see his moans as he thrusts into her, even under the fairy tobacco pipe organ moans.

Wanker Bell is glowing so strongly now, it looks like it 's dark outside the windows of the room. She is the source of elucidation for the unharmed scene, which casts some uncanny flickering shadows over it, much like the twinkle from an open fire. Suddenly, the live feed undercut out. If you examined the concluding frames of the broadcast, which of course various viewers did, you 'd see that as the fairy reached the elevation of rage, she not only glowed, but seemed to break loose. The blowup presumably knocked the television camera off the net.

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'' sooner today, there was an blowup in the Sonoma Valley ; we go live to Azneth Adam Smith ( who 's back from her vacation ) on the vista. Azneth ? ``

'' fountainhead Frank, I 'm here in the pocket-size picturesque Town of Glen Ellen. The Sonoma County Sheriff 's government agency has set up a perimeter around the Bed and Breakfast hotel you can see behind me. I have with me Sergeant Herbert Spencer Crum of the Sheriff 's place. Sergeant Crum, what 's the place ? ``

'' Well Azneth, at 11:03 this morning, we got theme of a small explosion nearby the hotel. Sheriff 's surrogate who were first on the scene reported the grounds of the hotel were covered with glitter, but then stopped responding. We think they 've been affected by a risky substance. Hazmat units of the Sheriff 's situation are investigating. ``

The camera pans away from the interview, and shows multitude in bright yellowness charge card suits in the
grounds of the hotel. Off television camera you hear sergeant-at-law Crum 's voice.

'' Excuse Me. ''

The television camera pans back to Azneth.

'' Sergeant Crum has been called away, he says he will update us as soon as he has anything to tell us. So, as you heard, there was an explosion this dawning, and there is now concern over possible… excuse me, Sergeant Crum seems to feature news for us. ``

The photographic camera pans back to the sergeant who 's walking towards the reporter.

'' I can account that the Sheriff 's position has had a petition from the FBI for cooperation. The FBI believes that this address is where the fleer Mr. Alexis Onanism and Ms. Venus Hotbody originated their broadcast this morning. The FBI also suspects that the explosion was caused by the fairy Wanker Alexander Melville Bell, who was abducted by Mr. Onanism and Ms. Hotbody. On that theory, the pollution is pixie dust from jerk-off chime. pixy dust is not harmful, but it can cause poisoning and unwanted flight of stairs in humans… ''

The camera pans away from the interview to shew a convoy of fatal SUV, with luminance flashing,
driving up the road towards the camera. The convoy pulls up, there is a short conference, and
someone comes over to verbalise to Sergeant Crum. The camera again focuses on Him, he speaks.

'' I can support the reaching of a team of hostage negotiant from the San Francisco situation of the FBI. They are currently setting up and will be attempting to make contact with the fugitives shortly. ``

'' So there you have it, the explosion was possibly related to the story I reported on yesterday from Disneyland, about the disappearance of Tinker Bell. As you may have heard the fairy who disappeared was in fact Tinker Bell 's sister, not tinker Bell herself, and she may have caused a pyxie junk blowup. Meanwhile, the FBI is attempting hostage negotiations. ``

'' With that, back to the studio, wiener ? ``

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'' Developments in the site in Glen Ellen, over to Azneth John Smith. Azneth ? ``

'' Yes wienerwurst, the FBI negotiator have been in contact with the fugitive couplet. We do n't bonk who exactly they 've been talking… Something 's happening. ``

The camera pans to the tight-laced house, which is the B & B, and some hoi polloi wearing jackets with
'FBI '' emblazoned on them, emerge from the front door. Behind them Venus and Alexis are led out,
clearly in handcuffs. A queer is flying along with them. The group hurries into a blacken van,
which drives off with visible radiation flashing, and an accompaniment. serjeant Crum walkway towards the tv camera, a
bunch of reporters gathers around him, thrusting mike towards him.

'' The FBI negotiation team managed to stimulate contact with Mr. Onanism. Mr. Onanism seemed to be intoxicated, or ensorcelled. However negotiations were successful, and Mr. withdrawal method, and Ms. Hiram Williams agreed to surrender. A pouf, thought to be jerk-off Bell is also cooperating with the investigation. Hazmat units are still working on decontaminating the area. ``

There is a salvo of questions, but the camera pulled back to shew the reporter.

'' There you are frankfurter, a relatively happy decision to this episode. Back to you in the studio. ``

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'' We go inhabit to a press conference at the Orange County District Attorney 's role. ``

'' Yesterday, Mr. Alexis Onanism, and Ms. Urania Hotbody, were arrested by FBI agents in Glen Ellen, California, in connexion with the disappearing of tinker Bell from the Disneyland Hotel. Also with them was tosser Bell, Tinker Bell 's baby. It was in fact tosser Bell who had gone missing from the hotel in a case of false identity. ``

'' After questioning, we now believe it was Mr. Onanism and Ms. Williams who were the victims of a kidnap, by Wanker Bell, by means of ensorcellement. However, Mr. pulling out and Ms. Williams have refused to iron out charges over this incident. The early four dupe in this matter are similarly refusing to press charges. So currently, Wanker chime is free to go. Mr. masturbation would like to hit a command. ``

Alexis takes the microphone. `` Venus and myself would like to thank wanker doorbell for the rattling marriage present she has given us. I want to stress at no time were we under duress, and everyone consented to all case. Our adventure into toonland, and in the real world will be a memory that Venus and myself will treasure forever. ``

'' I will be compensating the Walt Disney troupe for all expenses incurred in relative to the use of the Red Car. In restoration they have agreed to unload all charges. That is all I have to say, thank you. ``

Alexis walks away, ignoring the barrage of head from the assembled reporters .