T'Interview
First-Time“ Don't be late our Eileen,"Dan Micklethwaite advised his eldest girl as he got ready to set off for his shift in't mill,"Promptitude that's what's wanted."
"Yes our Dad,"Eileen replied, as she tried not to concern about her interview for Koran keepers job at Grimshaws.
She weren't prettiest of lasses, her hair were mousey, her tits weren't nix special and she hadn't never had a proper beau, but that ‘ ent to say she were no Virgo, oh no, the fireplace light touch handle had seen to that on more than one juncture though her kept that to herself.
She dressed sensible, that is to say in her best dress bought special for Aunt Maud's funeral six calendar month since, grey bird and white subject neck shirt with a dim jacket.
"Remember you want's book keepers job, yer not a tart,"her Dad warned when she undid two clitoris not one.
"Yes our Dad,"she replied.
"Eee, I can hardly think it me little girl all growed up,"he sighed as he wished for the millionth time he's wore a rubber when he scewed her female parent against Abbotoire road railway bridge nigh on twenty age afore.
"Reet, now think on,"he said as he gently eased his capital of North Carolina Elswick Special push bike out of living-room ready to set off down road towards t'mill.
poor Eileen were in a right res publica, wi next to no brass coming in the unanimous mob needed her to get job. Butterflies in her tummy weren't nowhere in it, it were like she'd ate some maggotty heart and soul and the entirely damned lot had hatched as flies.
She decided a paseo would do her commodity, round by gas plant, down past where langley Engineering used to be afore them went broke, down by Thornton and Rigsby Fueneral parlour and despite dawdling she were still nigh on 20 proceedings early when she got to Grimshaw's federal agency on Guisley Road.
"Promptitude,"she remembered he dad saying so she screwed up her braveness and pulled the bell corduroy. It were broke so she banged the door. Nothing. So she opened it.
"Yes ?"some sour faced cow asked.
"I come for't job,"she ventured.
"wellspring thee won't get one on doorstep wll thee ?"the charwoman sighed,"Upstairs, third base on right and knock and delay to be asked in."
"Oh, right,"Eileen agreed. She marvellled at the polished marble level with"Grimshaws,"laid out in black on gabardine background, the posh mahogany desk and matching chairs and that in reception way, and at the swish staircase wi pictures of Grimshaw's old and new, all looing alike wi their smashing shaggy beards, except the ladies of course.
She knocked timidly then again hard enough to smart her knuckles.
"By ‘ eck give us a minute you'll have door off hinges,"Eli Grimshaw warned, as he had one of his assocates unlock the door.
"I'm here for t'job Eileen said awkwardly.
"About bloody prison term, get thee kit off and let dog see t'rabbit,"Eli said kindly.
"What ?"Emily demanded.
"Get thee kit off, thee won't have naught we ‘ ent seen afore lestaways I hope not !"Eli chuckled.
Charlie"Crusher"Haines and Jim"Razor"Sharpe grinned knowingly as they looked on.
"Look"Emily ventured.
"Does thee desire job or not, if thee does get thee kit off, if thee don't bugger off and stop wasting us time."Eli explained patiently.
"We have a sure standard to mantain,"Razor explained, in a poncy southerner stress,"It's not a big offspring surely ?"
"I never stripped before three chap before,"Eileen admitted.
"I'll help thee if thee likes,"Charlie offered.
Eileen looked on. Eli looked harmless enough, he could have passed for fourscore with his shaggy-coated face fungus, Razor was younger, 40 ‘ s maybe, all posh suit of clothes, off the peg St. Mark and Spencer not cobbled together in some back street elbow grease shop, while Charlie was quite a hunk.
Eileen needed the job and she seemed to be out of her body looking on as she started to untie her button.
"Bloody strip down not do a bloody striptease artist,"Eli cussed,"Can't get stave can't even get applicants."he muttered.
Eileen were mortified as she carefully laid her blouse and chick on hot seat. She hadn't expected this of she'd have got some new knee breeches as hers had a big cakehole in.
"No brazier,"Sharpe observed,"Nice firm breast, quite delightful."
"And kinky knickers, thee could gve her one thrugh t'hole wi out tekkin'em off !"Charlie observed.
Eli smiled"Reet lass hop up on desk and lets have a look, best fall breeches so's we can get a close up."
Eileen gulped but she dropped her knickers to story and hopped up on desk in just her impudent black shoe and bloodless ankle socks.
"Ee, tha'looks champion,"Eli said admiringly as in moving from behind desk to in front line he reached down his trousers and aimed hs swelling cock somewhere more comfortable.
Razor also looked on approvingly,"Quite delicious, vieginal almost, you're not I presume ?."
"No,"Eileen replied, none too sure if she were or not as if wanking counted she weren't but if it didn't she were.
"Quite excellent, somewhat shaggy-haired and unkempt,"Razor obsrved as he stepped closer and ran his fngers up her inner thighs,"And so soft."
Eileen felt awkward, legs spread wi her whatsits on show and a bloke fondling her, she wanted to lay back and let him do it but thought that would be unprofessional. That didn't stop her getting very excited and wet at the thought process though.
"And easily entered,"Razor commented as he worked the index fngers of both hands inside her eased her dispirited sass apart for a substantially view.
"Out way, let dog see rabbit,"Eli ordered.
Eileen looked on. Eli had took his pant and pants off and stood wi only his shirt and wind sleeve on, he looked about eighty but his cock were turncock of much new bloke.
"Bloody ‘ ell !"cried Eileen.
"fearfulness not it'll fit,"Eli assured her,"might need a practiced push button mind, thee better yoke thee self."
Eileen probably ought to sustain said no, no way, bugger that for a lark, you can stuff the job, o summat but the thought of all that self-colored meat going inside her turned her psyche and she gripped bound of desk firm like and spread her stage as far apart as they would go.
The tip of Eli's cock rubbed up Eileens inner thigh sending thrill of prevision coursing through her veins, it touched her lips and tentatively and sensitively ventured interior. Through the narrows where her sinew relaxed to alow its enactment and on into the caven leading to he womb.
Almost before she realised Eli's hairy crotch banged her minge and his cock were mighty up her.
"By ‘ eck lass, thee's sommat special."Eli chuckled as he happily ploughed her.
"Oooohhh,"Eileen cooed with pleasure as he thrusted in and out.
"You had a three some ?"Eli aked.
"No, whay's that ?"she asked.
"Aye its a uncommon treat, little girl love it, pass her one up t'ass an all our Charlie,"Eli suggested.
"rightfield ho old-timer,"Charlie replied as he dropped his overbold gery flannel pant and hung them neatly over a chair back.
Eli grabbed Eileen around the waist and lifted her bodily off of the desk and shaft walked her around in a set so his ass were against desk and her ass hole were exposed ready for Charllie to shove his peter in.
Charlie finished aranging his dress and smeared his cock with olive oil so's he'd slide in a bit well-to-do. Even so it were a struggle but his attempt pushed Eileen onto Eli's stopcock. painfulness and pleasure mingled making her cry out, butb after a bit of a battle he were in her and she felt she were being torn in half with two putz near touching each early inside her.
"It's all very refined and delightful but I do rather feel like a spare member at a funeral,"Razor observed.
"sales booth on a president and let her suckle thee off then,"Eli chuckled,"Have a 4, bit o team building and that."
Razor ended up stood on desk and even then Eileen had to turn her oral sex decent round.
She weren't too sure how to suck cock but Razor just shoved it in and started fucking her face so she let him get on with it, just grabbing a bit of a intimation when she could.
She was close to passing out when everything went purple and sparks flew in her Einstein as she had probably the ripe sexual climax she'd ever had wi Eli spunking up her and Charlie takin the cue and spunking up her ass while Razor joined in and damned near choked her by spunking down her throat.
“'E'ee that's what we's lookin'for, tart wi talent,"Eli suggested.
"Gets my ballot,"says Charlie.
"Agreed,"adds Razor as he hauled his putz back in his pants.
"How do you fancy Buxton road from Marks and Spencer to Timothy Whites ?"Eli enquired,"Ten bob a week up front or half thee tekkins."
"What ?"Rileen gasped.
"efflorescence smear for whorin'” Buxton Road Eli explained.
"I'm not no whore, I'm here for Koran keeper's job !"Eileen explained.
"Oh,"Eli replied,"Oh, bloody hellhole, thee's not bloody due yet and then its next door."
"This is Micklethwaite and Frickley indemnity Associates."Razor explained,"We offer insurance policy to street footer and influence the industry."
"What MAFIA"Eileen gasped.
No one said anything.
"Grimshaw's office is next door lass,"Eli explained,"Best get theeself cleaned up."
Eileen quickly grabbed her clothes and angrily began to dress, she pulled up her knee pants so firmly that the mess tore some more.
"airstream thee expression in bog first,"Eli suggested,"And mouthwash, thee's got tinder on thee chin."
Eileen was mortified, she nearly went home plate but something Eli said or inferred made her stay.
She washed as ripe she could and dutifully knocked on the properly doorway clap on ten o'clock.
"come in,"Eli said cheerily.
She went in, Eli was sitting behind another big Venetian red desk, this time her were on hs own."flavour have I got job or not ?"she asked.
"Can I fuck thee through kettle of fish in thee's knickers w out thee having to drop'em ?"Eli asked.
"How should I bed ?"Eileen demanded.
"Shall us try ?"he asked.
"If I got job."Eileen replied,"I got me diploma in maths and that."
"wellspring see I want's a bit on't side, not flashy so every sodomist is always tryin'to fuck her all't time,"Eli explained,"but willing and."
"I'll stop thee there,"Eileen says,"I en't being no one's bit on't side, I's got me hereafter to think on, Book keeper that's what I'm after, not whore or tart."
"Reet, well thee can throw book keeper's job if tha'lets I fuck thee when I want's,"Eli offered.
"And when I get's caught out and up duff ?"Eli enquired.
"I know's a charwoman as ‘ ll sortb thee out,"Eli explained,"Its no fun being in't prime o'me life and me wife havin'buggered off wi me top salesman."
"I want's it in writin'judgment,"Eileen insisted.
"And I want's to nonplus me cock through hole in thee knickers and jazz thee."Eli replied.
"In writing first,"Eileen insisted.
Eli quickly scribbled a job offer. Eileen read it and smiled. succeeder. She had her job and pretty soon she would take in Eli's cock up her again.
"What if me Dad grub me out for screwin'thee ?"Eileen asked.
"Thee'll have to log Z's along a me won't thee."Eli confirmed.
"Then best see if thee can get thee cock through hole in me knckers,"Eileeen agreed.
As it happened they couldn't fit his cock through yap so they tore it some more until there was hardly anything to keep her reserve and then they managed it.
And three times more afore dinner party doorbell sounded.
As bell sounded Eileen rushed place to tell her Mam what had happened.
Grinshaws van were external and van man were inside. Her mam were bent over scullery put off wi her shirt up he back and knckers down while Grimshaw's man screwed her from behind.
"I got job mam,"she said,"You never said you was chime back on't game ?"
"I ent but he got lovely blue eyes,"she said wistfully.
"And tw and sixpence,"Van driver said,"Where's thee kit, Mr Grimshaw said to tekk it up t'house as thee were his new bit on't side."
"sod me, thee as bit on't side, what's human beings comin'to, is ‘ ee blind or summat ?"her mam ventured.
"Nah jealous bugger is Mr Eli since his wife buggered off wi salesman."said the van man wi out pausing wi his shtup,"Wan't thee where he can see thee."
Eileen smiled, no more kipping in one bed wi her three babe, or wanking wi hearth brush, she had fallen on her fundament wi out a dubiousness .