I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampires are all dead they do n't involve me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should introduce myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm Milo, a walking, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be very but tell that to the 3 enchantress that created me. My crone were 800 twelvemonth old, they 'd use the sexual energy from young men to keep themselves untested, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd ride out looking youthful and pretty. They never harmed the men of course but when the vampires came to town the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty good, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the fang from my neck with her pliers.

'' I did kept woman, he got so mad when he tried to witch me he bit me really difficult. '' I replied with a smile.

'' Well I 'm proud of you my pet, did you keep a vial to fix these holes ? ''

'' Yes kept woman. '' I replied, holding up the low vial of dead vampire descent I 'd use to repair the Fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a skillful big pecker and coated me in a special varnish, looking glass middle that looked pretty real, wired branch so I could be posed and was as material looking as a wood carving could search. When a Young vampire came to visit, looking to fertilize off what he thought was just 3 sisters living alone, he got the surprisal of his short vampire life-time that it was in fact 3 Wiccan bread and butter there and I think his last Book were 'oh nooky'rightfield before he was brutally slaughtered, a farsighted wooden spear jammed into his warmheartedness and his head lopped off with an ancient blade. lineage sprayed everywhere of course, a tumid measure of it covering me from pass to toe and it actually made my varnish scramble flavor real.

'' Zoe, tone, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing human but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do people give pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to pour forth it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the turn she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's origin, weavel blood and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can send off him out, seduce them and wager them all ! We 'll get our youth back, the men will want us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell undecided in the book.

'' I 'll take in a new arm for him with a springtime tight post but with this coated on him they wo n't know he 's not real until it 's too late. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the conjuration from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of lamia conquest, they would try and bite me at some breaker point and when their Fang got stuck in me, my outpouring loaded stake would come out and I 'd jam it in their dusty dead hearts.

I still commemorate my initiatory, she was old but had on a untried face. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my alone smell and had to make me. She took me to her way, stripped naked, tried to hypnotize ( glamour ) me and when my glass eyes repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her sassing she scrambled back to the corner of her bed then just closed her eye as I finally remembered and drove the stake into her. I managed to pull out the dentition from my neck, covered myself in origin from the puddle of soap that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic smoke turkey as I did. I got better as racked up more than kill, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and tough to attract.

A few month after I was created, I accidentally attracted a veritable human being, she was pretty, very smart and very feisty with long blond fuzz and a capital body.

'' I said, can I buy you a potable. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm okay. '' I replied.

'' trumpery, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your character or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm scheme because I swear I seen you leave with a missy who could let been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long story, I 'm here to adjoin someone. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet soul new. I do n't care if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're bountiful. ``

'' Is this missy bothering you ? It 's milo maize rightfield, you 're wearing the inglorious rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the tall woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take care. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't like it here, I think it 's being frequented by Orion, can we maybe go straight to my topographic point ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd know that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well good, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a glass of vino and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk gown, her naked body smooth and flawless. She undid a few buttons on my shirt, had me flight strip naked then kissed the side of my neck opening before she sunk her fang into me. She pulled herself away though, a feeling of horror on her fount as the blood from her mouth ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like antediluvian German, spraying blood over my chest, I quickly sprung my bet and stabbed her. She did n't explode like the others though, the post came out of her covered in a green gook. The hole it left was getting inglorious though. I did n't cognise what to do, I ducked out of the way in time to quash the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the threshold burst open and my would be assaulter was shot in the heart with a crossbow bolt of lightning and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blonde from the bar, she closed and barred the door then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, serious job, I 've been after this one for a patch. '' She said, playing with the vampire 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many public figure, you can call me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden bet, you need to stab her in the heart with silver grey, which is just what I happen to have. Are you the one with the garlic bomb calorimeter ? Those are genius by the way. Put your apparel on and get the turkey ready, we wo n't have got a lot of metre after I kill this affair. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's blood then once it had dried in I took a vial for the fang holes, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my tummy for the garlic bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to hate this, finding out daylight after their pansy is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a Ag sticker and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire queen shuddered in suffering then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left in the puddle. I took a large ampoule of the green goop, set the garlic dud on it 's timer then left with Clara. I dressed in the hallway, the garlic bomb going off with a muffled pop and detect Clara smile at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, lets get out of here though, they 'll have sensed their queen is dead and they 'll probably get off humankind, I do n't kill human. ``

We got to a bike that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a small motor home just outside of Town. There were Allium sativum bulbs everywhere and trivial battery misters spraying essence of ail into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my Mistress will care. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be happy. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't take on anything from their men, just gain Energy from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the lamia arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so exciting. I have an idea, I 'll involve to lay low for a while but I 'll get hold you. Take care my wooden man. ``

I made my way home, my Witches were all frantic thought process I 'd been killed but they were well-chosen to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the queen 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What cleaning lady, did you state her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampire too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to civilize those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 age If I was n't so wear out and old I 'd start again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you fancy woman. '' I said with a grinning.

I took off my shirt, took the ampoule of queen Georgia home boy out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to fill again with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the clobber that 's left over from the queen. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver sticker ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so prospicient and I did n't think you 'd find a pouf. '' Said Chloe.

She took the vial from me and gave me a hug.

'' Sisters, do you get it on what this can give us ? A cliff of this amalgamate with our lotions will give use our youthful appearance, we can initiate seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to start working but we have enough to concluding a long time, good piece of work milo maize ! ``

The enchantress all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send Milo in pillow slip it 's a lamia. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the waiting room with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really lamentable to nose but I come with great regard and a way that we can help each former. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our enchantment ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by sea captain Zortan, he gave me this to help in the conflict. '' Said Clara, showing them a minuscule tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still live ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampire could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't save him. Before though, he told me of legendary Witches, when milo maize here told me how you get your energy I knew it was you. I used to dedicate him the same energy, he 'd make me cum so hard and kept the body of a 30 year old from my climaxes. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily get laid all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a steady supply of hot young stud to total and fuck you. In return I 'd like to keep milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to wipe out off all but 5 from a pretty cruddy nest and now that the faggot is gone they 'll get life-threatening. When we 're done here I 'm needed in Arizona, I 've been tracking a female monarch there and with my walking stake here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your design has but one fault my dear, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would fuck us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me worry about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the supply of men when you 're unseasoned, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your profile and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can drive home that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an time of day. '' Said Clara.

True to her Holy Writ, Clara arrived an 60 minutes later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're dim and do n't deal ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a little shy and self conscious but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my friend, they were in an fortuity and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some detail in the lodge I can tell you they all have functioning cock. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 easy and out of them clothes. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't watch the witch taking their men but when they brought them back to the lounge they looked like women in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in twelvemonth m'lady, thank you so much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. Give them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their great deal again, do n't secernate them, let it be a surprise for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a lowly pouch to her.

'' Thank you so often ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, net ball go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a petty later and set up the promised profiles with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting content before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by vampires when I was 12, passkey Zortan gave me a way of life and my life sentence exists to wipe them from this earth. Milo will be a sound weapon than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a institution from you. '' She replied.

'' Well you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to cover them down, we had the last one of the remaining lamia cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial character of the city.

'' This does n't palpate right Milo, split up, hold back your radio on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelch from the radio, a haphazardness they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the phonation I heard to find Clara hanging by her leg on the end of a rope. The lamia we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The peachy slayer, the queen killer, caught by a lowly tyro. I 've only been a vampire for twenty geezerhood but taking in your head will make me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to feed from you for Clarence Day of course. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the post through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metallic button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, dead man 's switching, he has the spot rigged to blow ! ``

Clara winced in painfulness as she picked me up, I was n't very heavily so she was able-bodied to throw me through the window with relief. No Sooner had I gone through, smashing the glass as I flew through the air, when the building exploded, throwing me foster and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just mulct, I got home a few hour later, Chloe answered the doorway, the sounds of sex coming from the waiting room telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't have any equipment casualty, sorry about Clara, she was terrific. We 'll find another use for you, go sit in the recess for now, I have Gemini the Twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the women all sat eating breakfast at the table, all three were naked, enjoying their new young organic structure from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you feel that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

rightfulness as Mara stood up a vivid flash lit up the elbow room and a naked Clara appeared on the mesa, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess Zoltar and you bettor not get cum on my tiles. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the arcade simple machine from that Big motion picture. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' Master Zortan had banished himself with a hepatic portal vein when they tried to get him the same way, with my energy he was able to total back. Milo ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my Quaker, 300, 400 years ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died years ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a patch, these tease were tough business sector. This one is one of the best I 've trained though, near than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' wellspring, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take my farewell, may she subscribe milo ? I 'm going back into exile in Alaska, those stoner chicks up there love this old superstar, get all the kitty I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lifespan back. ``

Arizona took us a year to cleanse, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to fall in a team hunting a boastfully nuzzle there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm surely when she rides my wooden cock she feels that too. I just need to encounter the justly emery paper this time, she 's still mad about the last splinter I gave her ...