The date had gone really well. Way best than I'd expected actually. Which was both good news show and bad. I enjoy being wined and dined like any lady would.
And I really had enjoyed dinner with this guy. He was quite queer which is always a turn-on. And he was just touchy-feely enough to pee-pee my heart disruption ( and a few other pieces ) but wasn't forward enough to hit me cerebrate I was just going to be another piece of backside. Not that I would induce minded as this guy was CUTE. And built.

I'd gone to extra distance for this date too. Normally I'm pretty laid back on the whole girly-thing. My hair is short, fatal and usually a mess. I'm pretty wan as I'm terrified of peel Cancer the Crab which is what got one of my auntie at an early age. And while I'm pretty thin, I work out a bunch and hold some martial arts division so I'm quite a bit substantial than about mass expect out of a 125 lb girl.
Well, I'm not technically a girl. And no, I'm not a transvestite either. I'm what you'd cry - peculiar. I actually have both male and female division. I'm genetically a woman, but I have a penis too. And unlike about hermaphrodites, I do have a clit. My phallus juts out just above the top of my clitoral thug. So depending on the stimulant I can add up as a man OR a cleaning lady. Or both. Lucky me.
Anyway, I'd really dolled myself up for this evening. I had on a skillful white lacy blouse, a black pencil skirt with high heels, pearls and pattern stockings. My glasses give me a school-girl/bookworm/librarian feeling that drives both men and women nuts. I'm ashamed to admit I've used it to get what I want at clip. Depending on my humour I can go out as a guy or a girl and nigh people don't pass me a second look. Tonight though I needed to be taken. knack over something and fucked hard. I love being the aggressor sometimes ; especially with women. But not tonight. I wanted to finger feminine. Delicate. I just hoped he wouldn't monstrosity at the present moment of truth…

Dinner was wonderful. He had style, charm and the restaurant was a cozy footling topographic point down by the water with a half-dozen tables outside overlooking the bay. The lead were out by the millions. A girl could get used to this variety of treatment !

I was feeling the wonderful personal effects of a few Methedrine of wine and I could feel my desire for him through the throb of both my parts. The lease on the wine-coloured expired, and I excused myself to go to the ladies room. I was so plow on I hoped my ‘ surprise'wasn't making a collapsible shelter in my mingy annulus when I stood up. Luckily my pantyhose kept a close reign on Mr. Happy. I tottered off to the privy gladiolus I didn't have to wait for my erection to go down to pee. I plopped down on the commode and sighed at the release of my broad bladder.
As I was touching up my makeup a really drunk little girl came in and started yammering about what an asshole her date had been. She was cute as hell, with long blond hair curled tightly down her spine. I hugged her and gave her my earpiece number and said we'd go commiserate some other even. I know, I'm an opportunist. I probably should have felt bad, but I didn't.
"Whew !"I said when I returned.

"Everything come out ok ?"

"Oh yeah,"I replied with a smile. I silently slipped off my heel and slid down a tad in my seat. I didn't tell him I had a load for him that I desperately wanted to be rid of before the night was over.
"So you were saying,"he asked, trying to get me back to the sexy conversation we were having before my piss erection had so rudely interrupted us."You haven't really had that much experience with guy cable lately. You're not gay and just trying to get me to be your moustache, are you ?"

"Ha ! No my dear boy, that is not the issue. I do get laid sleeping with women. They are such completely different animate being than men are. They're soft, and tone lovely, and are so much more sensual than to the highest degree wham-bam-thank you-ma'am guys are. Women know how to take their time and enjoy the subtle parts of sensualism and seduction that are lost on Guy. But there is something that is uh, lacking in sex with women…"I let my Scripture trail off for result. I'd been slowly running my pantyhose-clad invertebrate foot up and down his second joint all evening. I could easily feel him through his dress mire. While not porn-star quantity it would certainly do for tonight.

"So woman are lacking a sure something, huh ?"

"Yup. And sometimes that is just the only thing that will scratch my itch."I looked at him coyly over the rim of my wine-colored glass, all the time running my stocking covered metrical unit up and down the inside of his calfskin and thigh.

"Do you have an urge, my dear ?"

"You have no idea,"I said breathlessly. And I meant every word.

"I'd lovemaking to find out. I might even snog it and make it better."

"That would be lovely,"I said quite frankly. I squirmed uncomfortably in my buttocks trying to release my cock from the tangle of my tights.
"I'll starting time at your feet."

"Really ? Then what would you do ?"

"I'd slowly lay a trail of candy kiss up the interior of your calf. And then over your knee and up the insides of your thighs."

"Oh, that sounds so nice,"I cooed. And it really did."Do you like that ? I mean really like it ?"

"Yup, I really do. It's just so intimate, isn't it ?"

I smiled at him again. Maybe, just maybe this was going to change by reversal out ok…

The launching

Sir Lancelot and I ended up back at my place. Sometimes I like being on my home sod, especially at the ‘ unveiling.'I had been hard through to the highest degree of the meal. I know he had been because I'd been teasing him all night. He was hard, throbbing and decently sized.

And I could assure he really wanted me. Ok, so virtually men ‘ wanted me ’, and by that I mean they wanted to cum inside my consistency like a 2-bit cum bucket. to the highest degree men saw me as nothing Thomas More than a warm receptacle for their semen. Its ok, I get it. Sometimes I'll see a really cunning female child and guess how much fun it would be to stimulate totally anon. freaking HOT sex in some morose property and never even know her figure. I call it masturbation with someone else's organic structure. And there is a fourth dimension and place for that. But this guy really seemed to be interest in who I was.

Which is really important when you 're a chick sporting wood. I'm not huge, but a thick 6 inch gumshoe on a chick can freak the FUCK out of a guy who doesn't measure up. They have to be extremely unfastened minded, bi or a closeted gay dude. I've learned not to make supposal. Some of the manliest, macho fop loved having me sleep together them long and hard in their ass. When I'd dumped my load deep in their tight virgin muddle I'd let them have me any way they wanted, no holes barred.

'' You still here ? '' flatness asked. `` You seem like your mind is somewhere else. ``

'' I 'm no-count, '' I said. `` I 'm back now. '' I leaned in against him, and mat ran his mitt over my ass. As common I kept myself a few column inch from him so he wouldn't feel my surprisal before the veracious import. And that was almost always after I'd let them get along in my oral fissure. I slowly undid his tie, and sexily draped it around my neck opening. One button at a sentence I loosened his shirt exposing tranquil fragrant man-flesh. I love the look of a adult female, but a man's fragrance can just sprain me into an fauna. This one's pheromones hit me utterly square in the girly parts. My fingers worked at the grasp of his belt and soon he was naked in figurehead of me, a nicely sized cock jutting out proudly from his felicitous trail. I pushed him back, making him sit down on my ottoman. I crawled between his thighs and pulled myself up onto his torso so I could kiss him long and hard. His hands roamed under my blouse performing with my gracious lilliputian B-cups. I moaned in his ear as his fingerbreadth played with my stiffening nipples. Finally I broke the osculation and trailed my backtalk downward. As my lips passed below his belly clitoris I slowed down, letting his tip rub against the arse of my chin as I worked a trail of kisses back and forth across his tight abs. I twisted my school principal so that his cock caput was against my cheek. Looking up at him with my Green River eyes ( God, I love this part ! gentlewoman, this is where you get his PIN number ) I said huskily"Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want me to do."Then I ran my tongue slowly along the side of his throbbing shaft.

"Suck it,"he hissed."sucking it please !"

So I did. Grabbing his shaft I lowered my lips down over his tip, never breaking eye contact. I didn't layover until my sass hit his pubic ivory. The storm groan and looking at on his look was invaluable ! Twirling my face on his cock, I withdrew until just the tip was against my lips. His breath was getting ragged and he was grunting and groaning uncontrollably. I wanted to taunt him for a while, but on the next plunge down his shaft he spontaneously erupted in my back talk. Ok, so I knew he was nigh and I was teasing him. But damn it, can't guys at least let a girl know before they blow a huge load down our pharynx ? My gag innate reflex hit me like a train but I refused to let him recognise he'd successfully gagged a self-proclaimed deep-throat poove. I swallowed for all I was deserving and only a small fall away past my lips.

When he'd calmed down a bit I crawled up into his lap and tried to kiss him. He jerked his fount away and said"Ewwww !"I've had that reaction before, and while it was no big deal, I didn't like the whole tone it set for his unfold mindedness. Ok, metre for the unveiling.

I stood up and slowly unbuttoned my blouse and removed my bra. adjacent I dropped my panty around my ankles and backed up so he could caress my ass. He gently lifted my skirt and planted candy kiss all over my impudence. His spit flicked over my butthole, which made up for the fact that he didn't want to snog me earlier. I had grabbed my cock and pulled it up against my belly and from his viewpoint he couldn't see it. His spit parted my faithful and piece of ass, I had to admit he was talented ! With my branch spread I could see his cock getting hard again.

"Ok,"I thought."Maybe this is going to work out out after all."

He regained his erecting and stood behind me, grabbing my pelvis and pressing his prick against my flexure. His ran the foreland of his throbbing rooster up and down from my crinkle tooshie down through my folds to the tip of my clit. At this point I didn't maintenance which hole he used. I just wanted him inside me ! His tip slid down and disappeared between my aching lips stretching open my tunnel. Oh my God, this was just what I needed ! I was just about to lunge back against him when suddenly he leaned down on top of me and reached around to stroke my clit. Before I could warn him his hand reached mine - and my throbbing hard on. He just freaked !

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINGGOD…"

He was so surprised he could hardly believe. But I could see the horror on his face.

"wait,"I said as tears welled up in my center."Let me explicate !"

"You're a fucking dude - but you have a pussy too ! ? WHAT A FUCKING FREAK !"
He jumped up and grabbed his clothes and ran into the hallway of my flat building stark defenseless. As much as I want to I'll never forget the look in his eyes. My hormone were raging ( both sets ! ) and I fell back on the Ottoman and had myself a expert small cry, then dragged myself to bed for a fitful Night's sleep.

What are friends for ?

In the morning I called Tina and terry cloth, two of my in effect admirer. They've been together forever having met in grade school before either of them knew they were lesbians.

"Really ? ! ?"Tina said. I knew she was trying her hardest not to laugh."He ran naked into the hallway and fucking VANISHED ?"

"Yeah, and he won't counter my calls or textual matter, so fuck it,"I said with the nuisance of it all still lingering in my voice.

"Ok truelove, why don't you come over and let Terry and me make you forget all about Sir lance-me-not."

‘ Tina, that's not funny,"I whined.

"Oh come on Chris, I don't care who you are, that's funny remark !"

I had to take it was, and one-half cried - one-half laughed into the phone."Ok, I'm on my way."

They were still in their robes when I got there. We made coffee and they demanded that I share all the gory inside information.

"I have a great idea,"Terry exclaimed."We just got the new jet tub finished up ! Lets make some Acacia dealbata and you can tell us with house of cards !"

We walked into their chamber and I couldn't help but notice the nice thick dildo on their strap-on harness. This one had a cock facing each commission so they both could enjoy it. Looks like they'd had quite the romantic even themselves. We all stripped and then Tina asked for my help opening the champagne bottle.

"I'll help,"I said"but you get to urinate it pop ! Not certain I could take having something ELSE go off unexpectedly today !"

Tina laughed and did the honors with the nursing bottle all over with lustful hand gesture right before the bobfloat blew across the kitchen. We laughed until I thought we were going to pee down our peg.

We sauntered back to the tub and joined Terry who was almost asleep, floating in the roiling, bubbly water."semen on in ! You missed all the fun. I found my favorite jet !"she exclaimed dreamily."I didn't lowest 15 seconds."

She sat up and slid over to our side. The girls sat on each position of me and we handed out the buck's fizz."Ok,"Tina said excitedly."metre for your taradiddle. head start at the root !"
I told them everything, pausing for their laughter to lessen when we got to talking about wienies and hard-ons.

"How big was he,"Tina asked."Was he as big as you ?"

"Oh yeah, he was decent ! Long and thick and severe as steel. tinker's dam, I wanted him inside me !"I sighed and go under a fiddling lower in the tub. The girls were both running their fingers up and down my thigh and my eubstance responded to their touch. Like most fair sex, my mamilla get really hard and pointy when I'm aroused. The little girl saw this and Terry said
"Uh oh ! I bet we have wood !"Tina ran her manus up to my fork and wrapped her paw around my aching shaft.

"fucking that feels serious,"I moaned as I closed my eyes. Dame Alice Ellen Terry motioned to Tina and they simultaneously took a teat in their mouth. I pulled Tina up to kiss my athirst mouthpiece while she continued to stroke me. Terry scooted down and knelt between my legs. Suddenly I felt the tip of the huge dildo I'd seen on the bed nudge up against my labia. Apparently she'd gotten out of the tub and slipped into the strap-on while we were making the drinks.

"Oh babe, I really need this,"I cooed in Tina's ear."We know you do dear. What are lady friend for ?"With that she leaned forward, burrowing the tip inside me. She waited a second so I could relish the tactile sensation of being filled and then inched it in until she was buried in my aching cunt.

"Uhhhh,"I cried as the dildo bottomed out inside me. My principal flew back and I slouched lower, pushing every last inch of the big mordant cock into me. Dame Alice Ellen Terry took that moment to climb out of the tub and lower her soaking sex onto my fount. I licked her from ass to clit in long boring liberty chit. Tina started thrusting and I thought she was going to displume me apart, but it hurt so good ! The top of the harness had a lilliputian jut right where my clit is and every poking sent jerk up my rooster and into my mentality. Just as Terry was about to go over the border she pulled herself off my face.

"Damn you're undecomposed at that ! But you're not the entirely daughter who needs pecker today."And with that she slid down my consistency into my lap. Her human knee landed beside my thigh and my tool tip was brushing against her brim. She spread her genu and slowly lowered herself onto my duration. I flexed my PC heftiness, which not only made my cock twitching but also tightened my burrow on Tina's dildo letting me feel every veiny inch inside me. The girls got into a rhythm so they were both pulling away from me at the same time, and then Terry lowered herself back onto me while Tina thrust that big, knockout cock back into my pussy. I knew each jab sent the other end deep into her too. Soon we were all wildly thrashing around in the tub and water sloshed all over the new john trading floor.

My kitty finally couldn't take any more and I shrieked as my first coming blasted through me. The tingle in my clit became a fervency and it sent lily-white hot sparks up my shaft. I screamed again and let go in Terry, filling her with my cum. I don't make spermatozoon so I can't get a young woman pregnant, but I come just like any guy. In fact, many fair sex say I come MORE than a guy does. All I know is that there isn't anything well than filling your cooperator with your juice and I filled terrycloth full-of-the-moon. She finally exploded into her own orgasm and fell against me, gently flexing her hip joint to continue our orgasms rolling.

"Whew ! I thought somebody was going to pass out and drown there for a instant,"I said with a empty-headed smile on my face.

"Who did you think was going to drown,"asked Tina.

"Me ! I came so backbreaking I about passed out. But I bet you would have given me mouth-to-mouth,"I said.

"Oh yeah. We'd have given mouth to talk to both ends my dear !"

I climbed out of the tub and brought back the Champagne and orange juice."Who wants another stave ?"

"We do,"the young woman said in unison."We'll take some more Mimosas too !"The rest of the day was spent sunning ourselves in the rear yard and being BFF's. Thank God for girlfriends !




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