It is 1879 and my search for a chaste chick leads me to my own doorsill with maria my serving maid.

mare

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The last crumbs of supper lay silent on my disc. The net dregs of port had long since passed my mouth.

The serving wench waited to clear the table.

"Maria ?"I asked the maid,"Have you been plucked yet ?"

"Gor Lummee me lord what a dubiousness,"she giggled.

"And a serious one girl,"I insisted,"I fear I need a trifling, but I desire a chaste wench, not a trollop so are you chaste ?"

"You have a coquetry, your heart will break open you old mug,"she scolded me,"You must be sixty geezerhood old if you be a day."

"I'll have you know I'm not even fifty dollar bill yet,"I countered.

"Then the world ent been kind to your face and that's a fact,"she answered.

"Are you being insolent deliberately,"I asked.

"Dunno what insolent be master,"she said,"But you forget all impression of poking me for my mam reckons you be me father and that's a fact."

"hoot you !"I cursed,"Daughter or no you can still suckle my member and take on me up your ass."

"Don't want you over excited and dying on me do I ?"she answered,"No you bugger off to bed and wank your self unintelligent you old fool."

I admired her flavor, I bathed and went to bed. I admit I dreamed of fucking her and in the morning the rock severe bedsheets bore mute will to my frustration.

I decided not to let the subject remainder, I sought the amah out,"maria,"I addressed her,"You were very bounderish yesterday,"I cautioned.

"Me Mam says I gets it from me dad,"she admitted,"Any road round it were only divinity honest truth."

"So you won't let me bed you. even on pain of dismissal ?"I enquired.

"I'd rather be fucked by half the blokes in the village one after t'other than have your slimed hand all over me."she insisted.

"My hands are not slimed,"I insisted,"They are piano from years of loafing while yours are heavily and calloused from intemperately toil."

"And yourn spunk is gruelling from geezerhood of usury,"she replied,"Mam said you was a hard hearted bastard."

"Not a mother fucker technically, and I resent the notion that I am hard hearted."I replied,"You certainly do not know your situation do you girl ?"

"I'm your girl so as I should be living a life of ease not working like a bloody slave,"she complained.

"laying abed all day like some enfeebled noble woman ?"I queried.

"That's proper, I should not evoke until after the noon bell rang across the hayfield from the church service, and only then if the sun shone."she said wistfully.

"Should have been a working girl,"I suggested,"Not a servant."

"That's what I told me mam but her said I weren't couth enough."she insisted.

"I beg your free pardon,"I exclaimed,"Not couth enough ?"

"Uncouth, not couth enough her said,"she insisted.

"Oh well enough smidge singing,"I suggested,"Back to work and think on what I said."

I was deeply injure and yet gallant. If she were my girl she had a purport I could be lofty of, if not I wanted her in my bed even more.

I suppose I could have forced her, but I feared a kick or a stifle in the groin would be the outcome, so I bided my time.

It came with the next shot party. I had luncheon set out in the b and at tiffin time we all repaired there, my shooting party ally and the men from the village who attended as"Beaters."

I also had the Village stock certificate brought and erected in the barn for rationality I did not disclose.

How ever the purpose was soon to be made clear,"mare,"I ordered the maid who was busy serving food and potable to the assembled concourse,"cum here please."

I had a duad of trusted chaps on hand."What's up passkey ?"she said insolently.

"You were very rude then early day girl, you need a lesson."I explained,"You know the punishment."

"I guess I goes in the stocks for a nice rest ?"she replied.

"Exactly, in the stocks for a nice balance,"I ordered,"Seize her !"

She struggled manfully, in fact it took half a dozen to get her to posit and she still struggled even when her pass and arms was firmly secured.

"I suppose you're going to whip by bare ass ?"she asked as we lofted her skirt to bare her backside.

"No bed your ass my dear,"I warned,"Either you agree to come to my bed this even, or I invite, nay instruct every man jack gift to sample you."

"Rather that than have your slimed hands all over I,"she insisted.

"Very well, who shall be first,"I asked.

"Tommy Dawkins, he's always eyeing me up !"Calophyllum longifolium laughed.

Tommy was a fine lad, tall, muscular, shy, she knew he would run a international nautical mile rather than touch her with one and all looking on.

"Come on then Thomas,"I cajoled.

"I never done it afore,"he admitted.

"First time for everything,"I pointed out,"ejaculate on lad, don't let the side down."

Maria's skirt had fallen across her backside once more so I lofted it again to reveal her quite alluring rump and unplucked chuff and ass ready for our pleasure.

"Very well your grace."he agreed.

Poor Lad, no sooner was his appendage out of his knee pants and in Calophyllum longifolium's chuff than he shot his bolt, at least it greased the way for the others.

"Is that what all the squabble be about ?"mare queried,"Damn me I'd a become a Nun if I'd a known."

"Shut it charwoman,"Old Tom the forested cautioned as he waved his member menacingly,"I've a portion of full English people oak for thee that thee'l not draw a blank for a while."

Poor mare her eyes near popped out of her skull as Tom rammed hs monster up inside her barely explored parts..

I stood beside her promontory,"I would have been more gruntle,"I confessed.

"Harder !"Maria urged to offend me,"Fuck me toilsome !"

There was a splintering crash and the bloodline post broke away from the deck we had fastened it to. The whole affair slewed around a after part routine. Poor old Tom it nearly ripped his extremity from him, and mare had clearly never experienced anything like it."Agggghhh '' she protested,"You trying to pop I or summat ?"

I released her from the stocks, she was little the worse for article of clothing and after I had a dry quart of ale brought to refreshen her she was completely revived, or should I say rampant.

"right field who's future ?"She asked as she found a decent piece of fresh straw and laid there open legged with all her womanly charms displayed except her norks which remained firmly concealed under her fastened shirt."Big cocks two cent picayune uns a ha'penny."she announced,"Well if I'm going to be an harlot might as well get paid for it."

"Capital idea my dear,"I said,"How a great deal for me ?"

"Thousand guineas,"she said flippantly.

"I think I will have to reconsider,"I admitted.

My mind raced, the church was nearby and I rushed thence on a whim.

The resumption of the shooting company was delayed until sufficient men had finished sampling her that we could proceed.

She looked quite bizarre. fully dressed above the waist and yet bared below as man after man expelled his seeded player within her, some used the brown maw turning her on her front man for some unknown reason but clearly she liked it from the shrieks of joy she uttered.

"Fancy treating your own daughter like that !"the miss mother accosted me.

"Madame I checked the church service registry and she can not be mine,"I challenged,"I was in Anatole France until six calendar month before she was born."

"Could have swore she were yourn,"she said with a puzzled look,"power have been Parson Greyson,"she said thinking toilsome,"Or that Butler chap."

"Oh wonderful, now you admit it,"I sighed.

"Still now thee canst bed er can't thee ?"She suggested.

"I only found the register entering this half minute since,"I admitted.

"Oh well no trauma done,"She declared,"She'll bring I a bit extra in her air pocket if her makes a go of whoring."

I sighed, I still had not solved the conundrum of how to find a chaste maiden to serve me, and now through sheer foolishness I had thrown away the chance to bed Maria.

I had my supper and went to bed that evening.

The chamber door opened shortly after I put my bedside lamp out.

mare entered,"Mrs Willers,"That's my housekeeper,"Say's I'm to wank you off into a chamber pot to save soiling your sheets."

"William Tell Mrs Withers to mind her own damn business,"I growled.

"Oh don't be like that, you gentlemen is compensate hapless when you be frustered,"maria sighed,"Sorry about me mam thinking I was your kid."

"Hardly your fault though you were incredibly lowbred,"I countered.

"feel does you want a wank or not ?"she asked.

"No !"I snapped.

"You can wank over me tits,"she offered and she lofted her smock over her headway to reveal her lithe young body shining silver gray in the balmy moonlight.

"No go away,"I insisted but she threw back the bedclothes anyway.

"Where's Mr. cock, Mister stiffy,"she cooed.

"What do you cognise of cocks ?"I asked.

"well I fucked a fair few this after, and the old butler he been giving me object lesson inn wanking see."she admitted,"Oh go on let I, I got to be up early."

She pulled my nightshirt up and extracted my phallus. He swelled instantly.

"Nice Mister tool,"she said stroking him.

"Look this is all very well,"I sighed.

"So shut up and enjoy it, least wi me a doin it thee shant go subterfuge,"she ordered.

"Oh my Almighty that look good,"I admitted as she stroked it and kissed the very end lightly.

matter were happening fast, too fast,"Get the chamber pot I'm going to cum."

"Where be it ?"she asked.

"Under the darn bed,"I swore.

"I reckon it would be nicer all round of drinks if thee came in I instead,"she lisped.

Her hand still gripped my rooster but she swung around over me and with her knees each side of me she sank down onto my cock.

"See much nicer,"she cooed,"Now thee just lie still while I fucks thee."

I was too near to my moment to be much use to her and I duly exploded within her within seconds.

"By lumme you got a proficient spirt there master,"she cooed.

"Perhaps, but I thank you but I would like to get some sleep."I insisted.

"Me too,"she agreed,"But me beds all lumpy an hard not like yourn."

"Oh my spirit bleeds."I replied sarcastically.

"So I'll kip yer with thee,"she declared.

"Oh no you won't Agghhhh !"I squealed as she twisted my shrinking cock.

"You was saying master ?"she queried.

"I said that was an excellent idea."I lied.

"That's what I thought thee said,"she agreed,"Anyroad that material about me being yourn girl were bollocks."

"Fortunately,"I agreed.

"Turns out me Gran fucked your Da and I be thee sister like,"she declared.

"Oh to hell with it get some sleep Maria,"I insisted.

"Good night my Lord, If thee want's to fuck just dig I in the costa or summat,"maria suggested.

"I will,"I agreed."Goodnight. ”