A Sun washed morn in Huntingdonshire. Mr Darcy takes horse cavalry to converge the neighbor

"Mr D'arcy how delightful !"Mrs bennet simpered as her new neighbour arrived on horseback quite unannounced one outpouring morning.

"Indeed dame the pleasure is all mine !"Mr D'arcy replied airily,"Tis a pleasant sufficiency little plaza you have here, quite like my lodging at Manderly but somewhat humble I fear."

"Oh Mr D'arcy you are too kind,"Mrs Bennet smiled through gritted teeth,"come you must foregather my girls,"she added, seeing an opportunity to marry one off, and called upon them to come up through.

"This is Jayne my firstborn,"Mrs Geum virginianum declared.

"Ah plain Jayne, how appropriate,"Mr D'arcy greeted her.

"And Eliza,"Mrs Geum virginianum indicated her second eldest.

"I don't think I've had the joy,"Mr Darcy smarmed.

"Oh Mr D'arcy"Miss Eliza replied,"I can see you that you would surely have remembered if you had had the pleasure of spearing my ardent wet womb with your rampant member and feeling my well muscled thighs gripping and squeezing you, my rampant breasts and pert nipples spearing into your manfully chest."

"Ah, I meant of meeting you,"Mr D'arcy explained,"I should of course have remembered every detail had we conjoined for I do declare you are the most candid and forward youth char I have ever encountered."

"Not to worry Mr D'arcy,"Miss Bennet explained,"I changed the bed linen not three daylight ago should you wish to ill-use upstairs."

"I merely wish to create your acquaintance,"Mr D'arcy explained in exasperation.

"Why ? do you not hope to compare me carnally to a wide variety of other Danton True Young ladies before making your choice of bride ?"fille Eliza enquired.

"Indeed not madam,"Mr D'arcy explained somewhat painfully,"I merely wished to enquire if I might shoot a few of your pheasants as I fear I have slaughtered the vast majority of those at Manderley and the season has hardly begun."

"Indeed shoot away for we have peasants far in excess of our needs,"Mrs Bennet simpered,"gardener, ostler, layabout, why we have a complete overplus of peasants..

"Pheasants mother, not Peasants."Eliza cautioned."One can not charge Peasants."

"In the lord's gens why not ?"Mrs bennet exclaimed,"If one might not bourgeon them how is discipline to be maintained ?"

"Miss Eliza, I have done you a dis-service,"Mr D'arcy exclaimed,"I had thought you the most crackbrained and completely deluded woman I had ever met but I own you are indeed quite reasonable compared to your mother."

"How are we to impose discipline Mr D'arcy if we can not sprout the miscreant ?"Mrs Bennet demanded."One can not carry a rack around with one and whipping is no substitute."

"Dear lord mother he wants to germinate a few birds,"misfire Eliza sighed,"And yet you suggest he shoots our retainer and takes your daughters to his bed."

"To be honest she only suggested I take you to bed misfire Eliza,"Mr D'arcy argued.

"And shall you ?"Eliza enquired.

"Alas no, the thought of my issue having your countenance and wit entirely repulses me,"Mr D'arcy replied.

Mrs Geum virginianum recoiled at the opinion,"So receive them sent to the orphanage as Mr Bennet and I should experience done when we failed to secure a son and heir.

"An excellent suggestion, as ever mother,"Eiza sighed,"No thought for my sentiments."

Mr Bennet staggered drunkenly into the breakfast room after a break fasting of Rum and Porter in roughly equalize proportions."Oh don't be so reticent love, One can not throw thought where marriage is concerned, let the Gentleman sample the merchandise."

Eliza fumed,"He desires to try me not wed me."

"Indeed I do not,"Mr D'arcy sighed,"I merely wish to photograph your churl, I mean Pheasants."

"Then why have you a trouser bulge Mr D'arcy ?"Mr Bennet observed.

"Father !"Miss Eliza declared,"Do you really expect me to conjoin with Mr D'arcy without a promise ?"

"Oh really Mr bennet,"Mrs bennet declaimed,"Would you let just any valet de chambre sample your daughter without a promise."

"Actually,"Eliza observed,"Now you mention it his trouser protuberance looks most promising."

"Come on man, make a promise,"Mr bennet ordered.

"Very well, ten guineas and ten more if she pleases me,"Mr D'arcy offered.

"Done,"Mr white avens agreed delightedly,"halo my bookie forthwith."

"Father the Telephonograph has yet to be invented,"Jayne reminded him.

"Oh yes damnit, fetch my bang !"he retorted.

Mr D'arcy duly handed over the ten guineas.

"Up the stairs, first on the left,"Mrs bennet directed.

"Miss Geum canadense ?"Mr D'arcy graciously invited Eliza to exact his arm and she led him to the stairs.

"Do you propose to score me Mr D'arcy ?"Eliza enquired.

"Lord no,"D'arcy replied,"No time for that, If you get your kit off I'll shove it up you right away, let us get on with it."

Eliza opened the bed chamber door and led Mr D'arcy in.

She sat on the bed border and pulled her attire up revealing her split genitalia leg covering which with a complete lack of pantaloons gave entirely untied access to her sweet untainted vagina

"No need for undressing on my part Mr D'arcy,"she explained as she spread her legs.

A rapid increment in the swelling in Mr D'arcy's breeches forced him to discard the said breeches over which he promptly fell as they bunched around his ankles. The decline buried his face in Eliza's generous cleavage. She helped him up and guided his rampant member towards her waiting wanting moistened womb lips.

He thrust mightily,"Bleedin'hell are you a blinking Virgin ?"he gasped,"Er I mean gosh are you virgo intacto ?"

"Not any more with your hammer up me,"Eliza replied.

"Damnit, I hate virgins,"he explained,"Such hard body of work for so niggling reward."

"I might well express the same sentiments about your member,"Eliza opined as the aforesaid member slowly eased within her moist vagina and opened up the cavern leading to her womb.

"Though,"he continued,"Perhaps when your legs are wrapped around me and your raw breast press."

"For ten guineas ?, in your dreams."Eliza opined.

"Twenty then, a century !"D'arcy offered.

Eliza felt herself melting as his seductive words washed over her.

"Very well, rip my bodice spread out and feel my tit,"Eliza replied as D'arcy's fellow member sank ever recondite within her.

He did as she asked opening his shirt as he did so until their bare chests entwined as their lips entwined and he shot his warhead, rather prematurely, cryptical inside her.

"Is that it ?"Eliza enquired.

"Afraid so old girl,"D'arcy apologised as he slid his shrinking appendage from her.

"Er about the remainder of the C guineas ?"Eliza queried.

"In your aspiration,"he retorted.

"shit !"she replied.

"You're beautiful when you're angry,"D'arcy reassured her. His penis swelled again and before they knew it she was once again firmly screwed to the bed by his pulsing cock.

"Are you insatiable ?"Eliza asked.

"Not usually, one dig wonder who comes too soon generally,"he apologised,"Er don't fancy moving in with me do you ?"

"How big is your star sign in Derbyshire ?"she asked.

"Seventy three bedroom,"he replied.

"I'll think about it,"she said as t she felt the offset stirring of an orgasm deep in her uterus,"mightiness as well,"she thought,"It'll get me away from my mad mother and alcoholic father,"

"Yes !"she agreed.

D'arcy breathed a suspiration of relief, she might be a good lay but never a one C guineas worth and based on retiring experience she would dump him within weeks.

So they conjoined delightedly for very unlike cause. Who would receive the considerably of the deal.

Their alignment completed they returned to the sitting room.

"Mama Mr D'arcy has asked me to move in with him,"Eliza simpered.

"Excellent,"Mr Geum canadense declared,"Your bags are over there if you wish to leave now."

Mr D'arcy recoiled at the thought of what he had done, of a life ruined, perchance forced to marry Eliza, to have to sleep and lie with her every night, to wet-nurse her swell tits and spear her juicy womanhood's region each and every Night. His member swelled at the idea."Fancy a quick fix before we go ?"

"Yes why not,"Mrs white avens agreed.

"Not you mother, me !"Eliza exclaimed.

Mrs Geum virginianum was fierce, Jayne looked disappointed.

Eliza continued,"Perhaps we could do it if I bent over the table in the billiard way ?"

"An excellent hypnotism,"Mr Geum virginianum agreed,"I shall fetch the servants, they don't get practically entertainment."

"Fetch away father, it will all be over by the time they stir themselves,"Eliza prophesied and indeed in this she was correct. However a timely purchase of a putz annulus and her joy was to be brought to new pinnacle especially when they repaired to his residence in Derbyshire and she became queen of all she surveyed.

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