The engagement had gone really well. Way better than I'd expected actually. Which was both good news and bad. I enjoy being wined and dined like any madam would.
And I really had enjoyed dinner with this guy. He was quite funny which is always a turn-on. And he was just touchy-feely enough to make my kernel flutter ( and a few other pieces ) but wasn't forward enough to ca-ca me suppose I was just going to be another piece of after part. Not that I would have minded as this guy was CUTE. And built.

I'd gone to extra lengths for this appointment too. Normally I'm pretty laid back on the whole girly-thing. My hair is short, black and usually a mess. I'm pretty wan as I'm terrified of skin genus Cancer which is what got one of my Aunts at an former age. And while I'm pretty thin, I work out a bunch and hire some martial artistry class so I'm quite a bit stronger than most people expect out of a 125 lb girl.
Well, I'm not technically a girl. And no, I'm not a cross-dresser either. I'm what you'd outcry - special. I actually have both male and female parts. I'm genetically a woman, but I have a penis too. And unlike most hermaphrodites, I do get a clitoris. My member juts out just above the top of my clitoral hood. So depending on the stimulation I can hail as a man OR a woman. Or both. Lucky me.
Anyway, I'd really dolled myself up for this eve. I had on a nice albumen lacy blouse, a fatal pencil doll with high heels, pearls and model stockings. My glasses give me a school-girl/bookworm/librarian look that drives both men and women nut case. I'm ashamed to accommodate I've used it to get what I want at multiplication. Depending on my mood I can go out as a guy or a girl and almost the great unwashed don't make me a sec look. Tonight though I needed to be taken. Bent over something and fucked hard. I love being the assailant sometimes ; especially with woman. But not tonight. I wanted to feel feminine. Delicate. I just hoped he wouldn't monstrosity at the moment of truth…

Dinner was wonderful. He had elan, appealingness and the restaurant was a cosy petty place down by the water with a half-dozen mesa outside overlooking the bay. The whiz were out by the millions. A miss could get used to this sort of treatment !

I was feeling the howling effects of a few chalk of wine and I could feel my desire for him through the throbbing of both my role. The lease on the wine-colored expired, and I excused myself to go to the lady way. I was so turned on I hoped my ‘ surprise'wasn't making a collapsible shelter in my blotto skirt when I stood up. Luckily my pantyhose kept a close reign on Mr. Happy. I tottered off to the bathroom glad I didn't have to hold back for my erecting to go down to pee. I plopped down on the commode and sighed at the liberation of my full bladder.
As I was touching up my physical composition a really drunk little girl came in and started yammering about what an SOB her day of the month had been. She was cute as hell, with long blonde hair's-breadth curled tightly down her back. I hugged her and gave her my speech sound number and said we'd go commiserate some early evening. I know, I'm an opportunist. I probably should have felt bad, but I didn't.
"Whew !"I said when I returned.

"Everything come out ok ?"

"Oh yeah,"I replied with a grinning. I silently slipped off my heel and slid down a tad in my seat. I didn't tell him I had a load for him that I desperately wanted to be rid of before the Nox was over.
"So you were saying,"he asked, trying to get me back to the sexy conversation we were having before my pissing erection had so rudely interrupt us."You haven't really had that much experience with guy wire lately. You're not gay and just trying to get me to be your mustache, are you ?"

"Ha ! No my pricy boy, that is not the issue. I do love sleeping with fair sex. They are such completely different creatures than men are. They're diffused, and smell lovely, and are so much more sensual than to the highest degree wham-bam-thank you-ma'am guys are. Women know how to take their time and savour the subtle parts of sensuality and seduction that are lost on guys. But there is something that is uh, lacking in sex with women…"I let my words trail off for effect. I'd been slowly running my pantyhose-clad feet up and down his thigh all eventide. I could easily feel him through his dress falling off. While not porn-star quantity it would certainly do for tonight.

"So women are lacking a sure something, huh ?"

"Yup. And sometimes that is just the alone thing that will scratch my itch."I looked at him coyly over the rim of my wine-coloured methamphetamine hydrochloride, all the time running my stocking covered foot up and down the inside of his calf and second joint.

"Do you have an itch, my beloved ?"

"You have no idea,"I said breathlessly. And I meant every word.

"I'd beloved to determine out. I might even kiss it and stool it better."

"That would be lovely,"I said quite frankly. I squirmed uncomfortably in my butt trying to free my cock from the tangle of my tights.
"I'll start at your feet."

"Really ? Then what would you do ?"

"I'd slowly lay a lead of kisses up the inside of your calf. And then over your knee joint and up the inside of your thighs."

"Oh, that sounds so courteous,"I cooed. And it really did."Do you like that ? I mean really like it ?"

"Yup, I really do. It's just so confidant, isn't it ?"

I smiled at him again. Maybe, just maybe this was going to turn out ok…

The unveiling

Sir Lancelot and I ended up back at my place. Sometimes I like being on my home sod, especially at the ‘ unveiling.'I had been hard through most of the repast. I know he had been because I'd been teasing him all dark. He was hard, throbbing and decently sized.

And I could tell he really wanted me. Ok, so most men ‘ wanted me ’, and by that I mean they wanted to cum inside my dead body like a 2-bit cum bucketful. nearly men saw me as nothing more than than a warm receptacle for their semen. Its ok, I get it. Sometimes I'll see a really cunning girl and opine how lots fun it would be to ingest totally anonymous freaking HOT sex in some dark place and never even know her name. I call it onanism with soul else's body. And there is a time and station for that. But this guy really seemed to be concerned in who I was.

Which is really significant when you 're a chick sporting wood. I'm not huge, but a duncish 6 inch dick on a wench can freak out the piece of tail out of a guy who doesn't measure up. They have to be extremely open minded, bi or a closeted gay dude. I've learned not to get presumptuousness. Some of the manliest, macho dudes loved having me fuck them long and hard in their ass. When I'd dumped my loading deep in their blotto Virgin pickle I'd let them have me any way they wanted, no muddle barred.

'' You still here ? '' Matt asked. `` You seem like your mind is somewhere else. ``

'' I 'm sorry, '' I said. `` I 'm back now. '' I leaned in against him, and Matt ran his work force over my ass. As usual I kept myself a few inch from him so he wouldn't feel my surprisal before the decently present moment. And that was almost always after I'd let them get in my rima oris. I slowly undid his tie, and sexily draped it around my neck opening. One clitoris at a time I loosened his shirt exposing quiet fragrant man-flesh. I love the smell of a charwoman, but a man's scent can just turn me into an animal. This one's pheromones hit me dead square in the girly parts. My fingers worked at the clutch of his swath and soon he was naked in forepart of me, a nicely sized cock jutting out proudly from his felicitous trail. I pushed him back, making him sit down on my ottoman. I crawled between his second joint and pulled myself up onto his torso so I could kiss him long and hard. His hands roamed under my blouse playing with my nice little B-cups. I moaned in his ear as his fingers played with my stiffening mamilla. Finally I broke the kiss and trailed my lip downward. As my sass passed below his belly button I slowed down, letting his tip rub against the bottom of my mentum as I worked a trail of buss back and Forth River across his soused abs. I twisted my head so that his cock forefront was against my cheek. Looking up at him with my honey oil centre ( God, I love this part ! madam, this is where you get his PIN routine ) I said huskily"Tell me what you want. Tell me what you want me to do."Then I ran my tongue slowly along the side of his throbbing shaft.

"Suck it,"he hissed."Suck it please !"

So I did. Grabbing his dick I lowered my brim down over his tip, never breaking eye middleman. I didn't diaphragm until my lips hit his pubic bone. The surprised moan and look on his face was priceless ! Twirling my expression on his cock, I withdrew until just the tip was against my lips. His breath was getting ragged and he was grunting and groaning uncontrollably. I wanted to beleaguer him for a while, but on the next plunge down his shaft he spontaneously erupted in my mouth. Ok, so I knew he was conclusion and I was teasing him. But damn it, can't guy cable at to the lowest degree let a girl know before they blow a vast lode down our throats ? My gag reflex action hit me like a wagon train but I refused to let him get laid he'd successfully gagged a self-proclaimed deep-throat world-beater. I swallowed for all I was worth and only a little drop away past my lips.

When he'd calmed down a bit I crawled up into his lap and tried to snog him. He jerked his human face away and said"Ewwww !"I've had that reaction before, and while it was no big plenty, I didn't like the tone it set for his subject mindedness. Ok, time for the unveiling.

I stood up and slowly unbuttoned my blouse and removed my bra. future I dropped my panty around my articulatio talocruralis and backed up so he could caress my ass. He gently lifted my skirt and planted kisses all over my cheek. His tongue flicked over my butthole, which made up for the fact that he didn't want to kiss me earlier. I had grabbed my cock and pulled it up against my belly and from his standpoint he couldn't see it. His natural language parted my congregation and fuck, I had to admit he was talented ! With my legs spread I could see his turncock getting hard again.

"Ok,"I thought."Maybe this is going to wreak out after all."

He regained his erection and stood behind me, grabbing my pelvic arch and pressing his shaft against my folds. His ran the chief of his throbbing cock up and down from my unironed cigarette down through my folds to the tip of my clit. At this point I didn't guardianship which hole he used. I just wanted him inside me ! His tip slid down and disappeared between my aching backtalk stretching open my burrow. Oh my God, this was just what I needed ! I was just about to hurl back against him when suddenly he leaned down on top of me and reached around to stroke my clit. Before I could admonish him his bridge player reached mine - and my throbbing hard on. He just freaked !

"HOLYSHITWHATTHEFUCKINGGOD…"

He was so surprised he could hardly remember. But I could see the horror on his face.

"waiting,"I said as rip welled up in my eyes."Let me explain !"

"You're a fucking sheik - but you have a snatch too ! ? WHAT A roll in the hay FREAK !"
He jumped up and grabbed his apparel and ran into the hallway of my apartment building stark raw. As much as I want to I'll never forget the tone in his oculus. My hormone were raging ( both sets ! ) and I fell back on the ottoman and had myself a good fiddling cry, then dragged myself to bed for a spasmodic Nox's sleep.

What are friends for ?

In the morning I called Tina and Terry, two of my respectable admirer. They've been together forever having met in grade school before either of them knew they were lesbian.

"Really ? ! ?"Tina said. I knew she was trying her hardest not to express mirth."He ran naked into the hallway and fucking VANISHED ?"

"Yeah, and he won't replication my call option or texts, so fuck it,"I said with the pain of it all still lingering in my voice.

"Ok sweetie, why don't you come over and let Terry and me make you forget all about Sir lance-me-not."

‘ Tina, that's not good story,"I whined.

"Oh come on Chris, I don't caution who you are, that's funny !"

I had to take on it was, and half cried - half laughed into the phone."Ok, I'm on my way."

They were still in their robe when I got there. We made coffee and they demanded that I share all the gory details.

"I have a great thought,"Terry exclaimed."We just got the new jetted tub finished up ! Lashkar-e-Tayyiba make some Mimosas and you can tell us with bubble !"

We walked into their bedroom and I couldn't help but notice the nice thick dildo on their strap-on harness. This one had a hammer facing each direction so they both could enjoy it. Looks like they'd had quite the romantic even themselves. We all stripped and then Tina asked for my help opening the champagne bottle.

"I'll help,"I said"but you get to take it pop ! Not sure I could take having something ELSE go off unexpectedly today !"

Tina laughed and did the honors with the feeding bottle all over with lascivious hand motions right before the Cork blew across the kitchen. We laughed until I thought we were going to pee down our legs.

We sauntered back to the tub and joined Dame Ellen Terry who was almost departed, floating in the roiling, bubbly piss."seminal fluid on in ! You missed all the fun. I found my favorite jet !"she exclaimed dreamily."I didn't shoemaker's last 15 seconds."

She sat up and slid over to our side. The missy sat on each side of me and we handed out the silver wattle."Ok,"Tina said excitedly."Time for your report. startle at the start !"
I told them everything, pausing for their laughter to subside when we got to talking about wienies and erection.

"How big was he,"Tina asked."Was he as big as you ?"

"Oh yeah, he was skillful ! Long and thick and hard as steel. red cent, I wanted him inside me !"I sighed and slide down a little lower in the tub. The little girl were both running their finger's breadth up and down my thighs and my body responded to their touch. Like most womanhood, my nipples get really hard and pointy when I'm aroused. The miss saw this and Terry said
"Uh oh ! I bet we have wood !"Tina ran her handwriting up to my crotch and wrapped her deal around my aching shaft.

"Fuck that feeling ripe,"I moaned as I closed my oculus. Terry motioned to Tina and they simultaneously took a tit in their mouths. I pulled Tina up to kiss my hungry mouth while she continued to stroke me. Terry scooted down and knelt between my leg. Suddenly I felt the tip of the vast dildo I'd seen on the bed nudge up against my labia. Apparently she'd gotten out of the tub and slipped into the strap-on while we were making the drinks.

"Oh baby, I really need this,"I cooed in Tina's ear."We know you do dear. What are girlfriends for ?"With that she leaned forward, burrowing the tip inside me. She waited a here and now so I could relish the feeling of being filled and then inched it in until she was buried in my aching cunt.

"Uhhhh,"I cried as the dildo bottomed out inside me. My head flew back and I slouched humble, pushing every cobbler's last inch of the big black peter into me. Terry took that here and now to climb out of the tub and lower her soaking sex onto my cheek. I licked her from ass to clit in long decelerate passes. Tina started thrusting and I thought she was going to tear me apart, but it hurt so beneficial ! The top of the harness had a piffling extrusion right where my clit is and every thrust sent jounce up my cock and into my brain. Just as Terry was about to go over the edge she pulled herself off my face.

"Damn you're good at that ! But you're not the simply girl who needs cock today."And with that she slid down my body into my lap. Her knee joint landed beside my thigh and my shaft tip was brushing against her backtalk. She spread her knee and slowly lowered herself onto my length. I flexed my PC brawniness, which not only made my rooster vellication but also tightened my tunnel on Tina's dildo letting me feel every veiny inch inside me. The missy got into a rhythm so they were both pulling away from me at the same time, and then Terry lowered herself back onto me while Tina thrust that big, intemperately shaft back into my pussy. I knew each push sent the former end deep into her too. Soon we were all wildly thrashing around in the tub and water sloshed all over the new john base.

My pussy finally couldn't take any to a greater extent and I shrieked as my first of all orgasm blasted through me. The tingle in my clit became a fire and it sent Patrick White hot sparks up my dick. I screamed again and let go in terry, filling her with my cum. I don't make sperm so I can't get a girl pregnant, but I come just like any guy. In fact, many adult female say I come to a greater extent than a guy does. All I know is that there isn't anything better than filling your partner with your juice and I filled terry full phase of the moon. She finally exploded into her own orgasm and fell against me, gently flexing her pelvic arch to keep our orgasms roll.

"Whew ! I thought someone was going to pass out and drown there for a minute of arc,"I said with a cockamamie smile on my face.

"Who did you think was going to drown,"asked Tina.

"Me ! I came so hard I about passed out. But I bet you would have given me mouth-to-mouth,"I said.

"Oh yeah. We'd have given mouth to mouth to both ends my devout !"

I climbed out of the tub and brought back the champagne and Orange succus."Who wants another round ?"

"We do,"the girls said in unison."We'll admit some more Mimosas too !"The quietus of the day was spent sunning ourselves in the back yard and being BFF's. Thank God for girl !




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