I 'm Gon na Kill Her

by gonetopot

'' Billy. Hey, Billy, you home ? ``

'' Do n't get in here Jack. Just ride out outside, please. ``

Please ? baton never says please. That was Tom, whispering. Three of us stood on Billy 's porch, not sure what to do. We could get a line billy club muttering something but it made no sense.

-CRASH-

Man, you ca n't ignore a crash. billy goat is our ally. So in the three of us went.

Oh shit. Do n't laugh, do n't laugh, oh god .... and all three of us were on the story, gasping for intimation, unable to stop shrieking with laughter.

Billy lay there, not making a sound. We finally pulled ourselves together.

'' Sorry Billy, really sorry man, it just caught us off sentry duty. You know we love you man. Oh god '' and off we went again.

We finally calmed down enough to untie billy club from the chair. That must have been the crash, the chair tipping over. But Billy, our bud, oh man. Billy just lay there, glaring at us, not making a sound.

'' billy club, who did this to you ? It 's really bad man. We 'll help you kick their ass, we swear man. Whoever did this is evil. ``

And we all really meant it, even if billy did n't trust us because it might be hard to take us life-threatening when we could n't break snickering while we said it.

Billy had no pilus. I mean none, not a bit. We could see hair all over the floor but none of it was on nightstick any more. And we had to stop looking at him because every sentence one of us did it ruined any effort to take it seriously, because Billy 's balls were empurple, I mean bright purple but that was n't what we could n't keep our eye off of. Billy 's shaft looked like a barber pole, red and white-hot stripes from the base to the tip and the tip was bright red and his cock was all wet because of some annulus at the base of it and ... ..off we went again.

Finally, we could n't laugh any more and nightstick just lay there, not saying anything but it sounded like he was whispering and so we stopped making noise and listened real close.

'' I 'm gon na kill those beef. I 'm gon na regain her and her sister and cut them up in minuscule musical composition and pop them. ``

Oh crap, Nadine and her sis Cheryl. They were at it again. I almost wish well billystick had taken our advice and left town after the divorcement. For almost a yr now Billy and Nadine had been at war. She keyed his truck, he put rotten Pisces the Fishes in her car and house. She broke his windowpane, he poured thirty Imperial gallon of sewage in her bedroom, and on it went. But until now they had never touched each other. Oh man, this was really bad. Billy could be seriously mean if he wanted to. We all remembered when Nadine 's wino daddy went after Billy when they were in the eighth score. He was a big man, and a bastardly drunk. He must have outweighed baton by l pound sterling. billy took a hunk of 2x4 and broke his knee. He told him if he ever beat Nadine again he 'd rip out his tongue. Nadine 's daddy left town when he got out of the hospital. Nobody ever messed with billy club again and Nadine was in love.

baton is a expert mechanic, like his dad and uncle, and after they graduated from heights shoal truncheon married Nadine and went to mould. Billy worked surd to feed Nadine anything she wanted and after their little young lady was born he worked even harder. That 's when the problems started. Billy was working so laborious Nadine was feeling left out and when she complained to billy club he told her he had to work for her and the child. Nadine was too young to understand that billystick was building their future. She wanted fun now. So she went out and got it. She started going to the dance hall with her Sister. difficulty was, Cheryl was a year older and single and a bit wild. She convinced Nadine it was ok to fuddle and dance and flirt as long as she did n't sleep together some other man.

Billy had worked some overtime to buy Nadine the new big screen tv she wanted for her birthday. When he brought it in the house his married woman was n't home. The sitter told Billy that Nadine and Cheryl left after dinner and went dancing. truncheon drove to the dance hallway. The timing was just plain untimely. truncheon saw some guy dancing with his wife, his deal all over her ass and just as he started after them the guy kissed Nadine and sadly, she kissed him back. Billy walked right up to them, slammed a fist into the Guy temple and he went down like a broke axle. He did n't say a single word to anyone, just turned and walked out. Nadine ran after him, begging him to terminate but he got in his hand truck and drove off. He did n't come base for three daytime and after that he still would n't verbalize to her. He got up early, showered, dressed, and left for work. He did n't come abode until almost ten every dark and went straight to bed. After a couple of calendar month of that Nadine was going crazy.

Guess it was Cheryl that screwed everything up. Billy came home one dark and Nadine and the baby were gone. billy never said a thing, just got up and went to turn, seven solar day a week.

A few calendar month later Nadine filed for divorce, claiming Billy committed adultery. She had a report signed by some woman saying she and billystick had been screwing for four months. Billy said nothing and did nothing so when it went to the judge. He read all the report, looked at nightstick and asked `` Any of this shit true up Billy ? ''. he-goat took care of the judges railcar and the evaluator liked him. nightstick just stared at the justice and he sighed, `` Did n't think so but since you have no proof and I have a signed paper ai n't nothin'I can do ''.

Billy ended up with nothing, except employment. I guess Nadine was just plain pissed that Billy ruined their aliveness together. She started it. Every time she did something to take in billystick angry he just waited a piece and struck back. The topical anesthetic sheriff was trying his C. H. Best to ride out out of their little war but Cheryl kept filing ill and billystick just said nothing.

But now nightstick was talking, well, whispering mostly and we listened and we got a slight scare. We think Billy snapped inside his head. We got Billy cleaned up as best we could and cleaned up his house. I told Tom to hustle on over to Cheryl 's and narrate the girls they better run and cover for a piece because they went too far and billystick was talking and the talk was very bad, for them.

But nothing happened. billy goat went back to piece of work. billy goat 's uncle told Cheryl that if she or Nadine said or did anything to hurt Billy he was going to burn their house down with them in it. Since billy 's uncle was meaner than Billy they realized they screwed up bad and stayed away from all of them. Billy only worked six 24-hour interval a hebdomad now. On Sunday he would get in his motortruck and go away. We had no idea where. The three of us tried following him a mates of clock time but you ca n't catch Billy 's truck on the open road.

Cheryl disappeared first. One day she just was n't there. Nadine said she saw her sister Sabbatum night at the terpsichore hall and on William Ashley Sunday she was just gone. Heck, every once in a spell Cheryl would find a new man and melt for 24-hour interval at a time. The sheriff did speak to billy and his uncle and his dad but null came of it. Two days later Nadine disappeared. goodness matter the baby girl was at granny 's mansion. We all wondered if Billy had done it - you know, what he whispered. We were all a bit afraid now. I talked to billy 's dad and he just said to stop badgering because truncheon was a good boy.

Lord's Day morning came. Billy 's dad called me and said everyone should get a lilliputian religion and be in church. Our church is n't that big, might view as a hundred or so and it was just unpatterned packed and all abuzz because Nadine and Cheryl were in the front line pew, just sitting there all quiet. They looked alright but when I tried to spill the beans to Nadine she shushed me and told me to just sit down.

The sermonizer had the heavy grin. He thanked everyone for showing up and said he had n't seen this big a bunch since the mayors married woman had twins in church. The preacher said we had a visitor who had something to say. Never seen the woman before. She said she was the one who signed the paper about Billy and her and she was sorry because it was all a lie. She did n't even fuck Billy. She said Cheryl paid her a hundred bucks to sign on it. After she had her say she left but she did tell billy club she was really sorry.

It was quiet after she finished talking. All of a sudden Cheryl sort of groaned and said 'oh god oh god ooohhhhhhhhh ggggoooooooodd'and she sort of wiggled around but she did n't get up. Right after that Nadine whimpered and said 'nooo, please, not in church, nnooooooooo'and she wiggled some but she did n't get up either.

The preacher man just stood there. Then both Cheryl and Nadine started shaking and moaning and then they both screamed real loud and sort of slumped over. Doc went right up to check up on up on them. First affair he said was 'well I 'll be damned. No wonder they ca n't move'. The sheriff went up to assume a look. Seems Cheryl and Nadine had a wide of the mark leather strap across their lap, under their blouse but on top of their skirt, and it was bolted to the pew. The could n't move if they wanted to. The sheriff looked at the straps and said it was a good job and it would take some tools to get them loose. While he was talking both girls started moaning again and then screaming and shaking a lot. They stopped genuine sudden and just sat there, sweat pouring off their faces but they did n't say a watchword. The preacher told everyone to sit where they could and rejoice that the two lost sheep had been found. He talked a bit about money plant and reliance and caring about each other. He said sometimes when folks ca n't work out out how to sing to each other they should find someone who can avail. Then he told everyone to go on home and the sheriff could find some tools and cut the girls loose.

Billy had been standing at the back of the church building all this time, as common saying naught. As family line were filing out of the church Cheryl and Nadine started moaning and screaming again. I was watching nightstick 's face. Closest matter I 've seen to a smiling on baton. Then he turned and walked off, got in his motortruck and drove away.

The three of us went over to Cheryl 's theater later. She was laying on the couch and said she was sorry for the way she treated billy club and she just wanted to be left alone. She said Nadine was over at Billy 's grandmas house with the baby and she was n't going to be living with her any more. So we wandered over to grandma 's house. I know, we 're nosey but darn it, we wanted to cognize what was going on. Nadine turned six shades of red when we showed up at grannie. She tried to shoo us off but we all grew up together and she knew she could n't keep us away forever. Nadine said billystick had been using his Sundays to cut across down the woman who lied about him. When he found her he made her narrate the judge the truth. He took Nadine and got the the true from her and then he got her and took both of them to the judge. The judge told Billy he could have all three of the char in jail if that 's what he wanted. Billy said no to that and told the jurist what he was going to do and the justice told Cheryl and Nadine to do exactly what billy club said or they would go to jail.

That was all exquisitely and I told Nadine we got that but what about all the screaming and wiggling in church. Nadine turned six more shades of red and said Billy bought some kind of electronic buzzers and he put them in topographic point in her and Cheryl they had never put things like that in and he kept turning them on and off and she found out those bell really made you leap and holler. gran finally told us to quit laughing or get out, so we got out.

We all figured baton and Nadine would get back together after that but it did n't happen. Billy did separate me once that he felt bad for not talking to Nadine more but he was n't going to be married to a woman who did n't trust him to keep his nib in his pants.

Oh, doc told he-goat the India ink the girls used on him would wear down off in a year or two. Once the give-and-take got out about billy 's Barber pole peter and promising purple balls a lot of young lady in the county kept Billy too busy to do work More than five days a week.

Cheryl got matrimonial and I guess she is n't so wild any more but Tom is literal careful not to do her too mad. Nadine still lives with grandma and her little girl is a real cutie. billy comes over a lot to visit his granny and play with his girl. Nadine told me she crys once in a while because she misses Billy.

I 'm courtin'the preacher daughter. She 's a in force cleaning woman and slow going. conclusion night she did say she found out where Billy got those buzzers .... oh my .