I sat alone in the corner, now that the vampire are all dead they do n't need me anymore but they said they 'd still use me as a plaything now and then. I should bring in myself before I tell my story I suppose, I 'm milo maize, a walk, talking wooden man. I know what you 're thinking, I ca n't be actual but tell that to the 3 Witches that created me. My beldam were 800 eld old, they 'd use the sexual energy from young men to keep themselves young, the more they fucked, the longer they 'd stay looking young and pretty. They never harmed the men of path but when the vampires came to Town the appeal of a hot Witch wore off and when the men started to go missing it became harder still to seduce them.

***

'' Oooh, these are in there pretty unspoiled, did you finally get yourself a male ? '' Said Chloe as she pulled the Fang from my neck opening with her pliers.

'' I did Mistress, he got so mad when he tried to jinx me he bit me really hard. '' I replied with a smile.

'' wellspring I 'm proud of you my pet, did you hold back a ampoule to fix these yap ? ''

'' Yes Mistress. '' I replied, holding up the small-scale vial of beat vampire pedigree I 'd use to repair the fang damage.

I was originally created as a man sized sex doll. They gave me a overnice big cock and coated me in a special varnish, glass eyes that looked pretty rattling, wired limb so I could be posed and was as real looking as a Sir Henry Wood carving could see. When a Young lamia came to chew the fat, looking to feed off what he thought was just 3 Sister living alone, he got the surprise of his short vampire lifespan that it was in fact 3 Witches living there and I think his last words were 'oh screwing'rightfulness before he was brutally slaughtered, a hanker wooden shaft jammed into his tenderness and his head lopped off with an ancient brand. bloodline sprayed everywhere of course, a large amount of it covering me from school principal to toe and it actually made my seal skin feel real.

'' Zoe, look, he looks alive ! I 've heard of vampire blood healing humans but I 've never seen it do this ! ``

'' Well how often do mass have pose-able wooden sex dolls just sitting around to slop it on. Oh ! Oh ! I have an idea. '' Said Zoe.

Zoe came back with one of her incantation books and found the spell she was looking for.

'' Maya, get me some devil 's antecedent, weavel descent and garlic. '' She said.

'' Oh, you 're a genius ! We can send him out, seduce them and stakes them all ! We 'll get our youthfulness back, the men will require us again. '' Said Chloe, looking down at the spell surface in the book.

'' I 'll make a new arm for him with a saltation stretch post but with this coated on him they wo n't have sex he 's not literal until it 's too recently. '' Said Maya.

They mixed the potion and poured it over me, read the incantation from the book and I woke to my new life. They taught me the art of vampire conquest, they would try and bite me at some full point and when their fangs got stuck in me, my spring loaded bet would add up out and I 'd jam it in their coldness utterly hearts.

I still remember my first, she was old but had on a young grimace. She was enamored with my charm, fascinated by my unequaled scent and had to have me. She took me to her room, stripped naked, tried to mesmerise ( glamour ) me and when my meth eye repelled it she just went straight for my throat, her fangs getting stuck in my dense wooden neck.

'' Whr thr fggg '' She muttered.

I forgot to get my stake out and instead ripped her teeth out pushing her away from me, blood pouring from her mouth she scrambled back to the box of her bed then just closed her optic as I finally remembered and drove the stakes into her. I managed to take out the teeth from my neck, covered myself in blood from the pool of goop that was left of her and left, setting off a garlic bullet bomb as I did. I got better as racked up to a greater extent putting to death, my Witches taught me how to seduce men too but they were a bit more cautious and harder to pull.

A few months after I was created, I accidentally attracted a regular human, she was pretty, very smart and very thin-skinned with farseeing blond hair and a expectant body.

'' I said, can I buy you a drink. '' She said as I sat alone.

'' I uh, no I 'm fine. '' I replied.

'' Nonsense, I see you in here all the time, you always leave with one of the pretty girls, am I not your type or something ? ''

'' You are a beautiful woman but you 're not for me. ``

'' Oh, now I 'm scheme because I swear I seen you leave with a miss who could get been my twin. '' She said as she sat down.

'' It 's a long story, I 'm here to meet soul. ``

'' Uh huh, and you 'll be back tomorrow to meet person new. I do n't wish if you 're a man whore, I just like sex and you 're handsome. ``

'' Is this little girl bothering you ? It 's milo maize right, you 're wearing the fatal rose I asked you to so I knew it 'd be you. '' Said the marvellous cleaning woman with black hair.

'' I was just leaving, take care. '' Said the blonde and walked off.

'' I do n't wish it here, I think it 's being frequented by huntsman, can we maybe go straight to my stead ? '' Said my 'date'.

'' I 'd love that. '' I replied.

'' With vampires going missing every week we have to be so cautious now, you said you want to be turned after you feed me ? ``

'' Yes, I want the power you hold in you. ''

'' Well honorable, you do smell wonderful. '' She said, smiling at me.

We got back to her place, she handed me a chicken feed of wine and after excusing herself, came back wearing just a sheer silk gown, her raw body smooth out and flawless. She undid a few release on my shirt, had me cartoon strip naked then kissed the side of my cervix before she sunk her fangs into me. She pulled herself away though, a flavour of revulsion on her face as the descent from her rima oris ran down her body, she yelled out something in a language that sounded like ancient German, spraying blood over my chest, I quickly sprung my wager and stabbed her. She did n't burst like the others though, the wager came out of her covered in a green sludge. The jam it left was getting Joseph Black though. I did n't know what to do, I ducked out of the way in time to avoid the axe that her companion swung at me but suddenly the room access burst open and my would be attacker was shot in the nerve with a crossbow bolt and exploded blood all over me. The crossbow shooter was none other than the blond from the bar, she closed and barred the doorway then put her crossbow down after reloading it.

'' Oooh, skillful job, I 've been after this one for a patch. '' She said, playing with the lamia 's hair.

'' Who are you ? ``

'' I have many names, you can call in me Clara though. This, ca n't be killed with a wooden interest, you need to stab her in the philia with silver, which is just what I happen to get. Are you the one with the ail dud ? Those are genius by the way. Put your dress on and get the bomb calorimeter prepare, we wo n't have a lot of meter after I kill this affair. ``

I quickly covered myself in the crossbowed vampire 's descent then once it had dried in I took a phial for the fang trap, put my collar up and opened the compartment in my stomach for the ail bomb.

'' Oh they 're going to detest this, finding out Day after their tabby is killed to find her skull with no fangs. '' Said Clara who then took a silver dagger and stabbed the vampire in the heart.

The vampire king shuddered in torment then just collapsed in a gooey mess with only her skull left field in the pool. I took a large vial of the green slime, set the Allium sativum bomb on it 's timekeeper then left with Clara. I dressed in the hall, the garlic turkey going off with a mute pop and find Clara smiling at me.

'' I have like, so many questions, Lashkar-e-Taiba get out of here though, they 'll receive sensed their queen mole rat is dead and they 'll probably ship humans, I do n't kill humans. ``

We got to a bike that sat outside and sped off into the night, stopping at a small camper just outside of town. There were garlic light bulb everywhere and slight battery misters spraying center of garlic into the air too.

'' We 're pretty safe in here, they 've never seen me so have never came looking. '' Said Clara.

'' I should get back, my kept woman will vex. '' I replied.

'' Well when we tell her what you did she 'll be glad. Let me at least get those from you, may I have one since I helped you ? ``

'' Sure. ``

'' What are you ? '' She said, pulling the teeth out of my neck with her pliers.

I quickly explained how I came to be, what I was made for and what I 'd become.

'' That is fucking genius, I love it ! So these Witches, they do n't exact anything from their men, just clear zip from the sex endorphins ? ``

'' Right but since the vampires arrived they 've been forgotten. ``

'' Oh, this is so sex. I have an idea, I 'll need to lay low for a while but I 'll find you. take away fear my wooden man. ``

I made my way nursing home, my beldam were all frantic thinking I 'd been killed but they were happy to see me.

'' Is this what I think it is ? '' Said Zoe, looking at the female monarch 's fang I gave her.

'' It is, I gave the other one to the cleaning woman that helped me. '' I replied.

'' What adult female, did you narrate her what you are ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I did but she only hunts vampires, I told her you never take anything from the men and hate vampires too. I think she 's a slayer. ``

'' Oooh, we used to check those back in the day but we have n't needed to for 200 year If I was n't so tire and old I 'd take off again. '' Said Mara.

'' I have something else for you kept woman. '' I said with a smile.

I took off my shirt, took the vial of queen goop out and held it out to them.

'' Is that what I think it is ? '' Said Chloe.

'' I was able to refill with the vampire 's blood that Clara had killed, this is the stuff that 's left over from the poove. '' I replied.

'' She had a silver sticker ? I 'm sorry, it 's been so long and I did n't think you 'd find a tabby. '' Said Chloe.

She took the ampule from me and gave me a hug.

'' sister, do you experience what this can give us ? A drop of this mix in with our application will give way use our youthful appearance, we can take up seducing men again ! '' Said Chloe.

'' It takes weeks to depart working but we have enough to close a foresightful fourth dimension, good work Milo ! ``

The hag all jumped when the doorbell rang.

'' Who can that be, did n't you have a repellent spell up ? '' Said Mara.

'' I do. Send milo maize in fount it 's a vampire. '' Said Zoe.

I came back to the sofa with Clara beside me.

'' I 'm really drear to intrude but I come with smashing regard and a way that we can help each other. '' Said Clara.

'' How did you get through our spell ? '' Said Zoe.

'' I was trained by passe-partout Zortan, he gave me this to facilitate in the fight. '' Said Clara, showing them a small tattoo on her wrist.

'' He 's still alive ? '' Said Mara.

'' No, the vampire could n't get to him so they sent humans and they ambushed him, I could n't make unnecessary him. Before though, he told me of fabled Witches, when milo maize here told me how you get your zip I knew it was you. I used to give him the same energy, he 'd take in me cum so hard and kept the body of a 30 twelvemonth old from my coming. I humbly have a proposal for you. I can bring you a few men who would happily sleep with all 3 of you then when they 're done I 'll set up a becalm supplying of hot young he-man to get along and sleep with you. In return I 'd like to keep milo to hunt with me, he 's managed to belt down off all but 5 from a pretty foul draw close and now that the nance is gone they 'll get grave. When we 're done here I 'm needed in genus Arizona, I 've been tracking a world-beater there and with my walking stake here they wo n't know what hit them. ``

'' Your architectural plan has but one flaw my heartfelt, we all look like we 're 80, we still work down there but who would bonk us ? '' Said Chloe.

'' Let me care about that, I promise I can deliver. As for the provision of men when you 're younger, there 's this app and it makes it so easy. I 'll set up your profiles and if you 're as beautiful as I believe you are from Master Zortan 's stories then they 'll be lining up to get you. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, if you can deliver that, Milo is all yours. '' Said Zoe, shaking Clara 's hand.

'' I 'll be back in an 60 minutes. '' Said Clara.

True to her Word of God, Clara arrived an hour later with 3 men, they were all in their 40 's but they were blind.

'' And you said they know we 're blind and do n't deal ? '' Said one.

'' Yes, Stephen, they 're a petty shy and self witting but they 're just interested in your dicks. '' Replied Clara as she led them in.

'' These are my supporter, they were in an accident and lost their sight but from walking in on each of them jerking off at some point in the hostelry I can tell you they all have functioning shaft. '' Said Clara.

'' Well, lets get you 3 comfortable and out of them apparel. '' Said Zoe.

I did n't determine the crone taking their men but when they brought them back to the couch they looked like char in their 30 's. All 3 men were grinning ear to ear.

'' Oh, that was easily the best sex I 've had in geezerhood m'lady, thank you so very much. '' Said Steve. The other men agreed.

'' Well, let me get these 3 back and I 'll be back to set up your profiles. '' Said Clara with a smile.

'' Oh, Clara. establish them this in their tea tonight, when they wake they 'll have their sight again, do n't recite them, let it be a surprisal for what they 've given us. '' Said Mara quietly, handing a small pouch to her.

'' Thank you so practically ! '' Replied Clara, hugging her.

'' For what ? '' Said Steve.

'' Never you mind, lets go you old horndog. '' Said Clara.

Clara came back a footling later and set up the promised visibility with pictures, a fake bio and showed them how to use it. They were getting message before we even left.

'' Clara, you 've given us our lives back, are you sure as shooting Milo is all you want in return ? '' Said Chloe.

'' My parents were killed by lamia when I was 12, maestro Zortan gave me a path and my aliveness exists to wipe them from this earth. milo maize will be a better weapon system than my crossbow and daggers and will be more than thank you and I 'll be honored to use a creation from you. '' She replied.

'' fountainhead you honor us Clara, thank you again. ``

It took a few weeks to track them down, we had the last one of the remaining vampire cornered in a run down warehouse in an abandoned industrial constituent of the city.

'' This does n't feel properly Milo, split up, keep your radio set on. '' Said Clara as we made our way inside.

Ten minutes later I heard an electronic squelcher from the radio, a disturbance they usually made when they were smashed. I followed the vocalisation I heard to retrieve Clara dangling by her leg on the end of a rope. The vampire we were after was toying with her, spinning her around.

'' The bully slayer, the female monarch killer, caught by a base enlightened. I 've only been a vampire for twenty years but taking in your oral sex will make up me a master and I 'll be given a nest of my own. I 'm going to fee from you for twenty-four hours of line. '' It said.

'' Not with this in you. '' I said, driving the stake through his back into his heart.

I looked down at the metal button after I cut Clara down.

'' Oh fuck, short man 's switch, he has the office rigged to swash ! ``

Clara winced in pain as she picked me up, I was n't very heavy so she was able to hold me through the window with ease. No sooner had I gone through, smashing the chicken feed as I flew through the air, when the edifice exploded, throwing me further and into the river. Being made of wood I floated just fine, I got home a few hr later, Chloe answered the threshold, the audio of sex coming from the lounge telling me they had been making great use of their app already.

'' Well you do n't hold any price, sorry about Clara, she was wonderful. We 'll get hold another use for you, go sit in the niche for now, I have Gemini the Twins coming over. '' She said when I told her what happened.

A few days later the cleaning woman all sat eating breakfast at the mesa, all three were naked, enjoying their new young bodies from all the sex they 'd been getting.

'' Oh, do you palpate that ? '' Said Chloe as she got to her feet.

'' Has been so long but yes I do. '' Said Zoe.

Right as Mara stood up a bright flare lit up the way and a raw Clara appeared on the table, a man was between her legs and they were clearly fucking.

'' You are cleaning up this mess Zoltar and you better not get cum on my roofing tile. '' Said Chloe, wiping spilled coffee from her breasts.

'' Oh you know I always hated you calling me that, it 's Zortan, not the colonnade machine from that Big movie. '' He said, pulling out of Clara and gently climbing off the table.

Clara gingerly got to her feet.

'' superior Zortan had banished himself with a portal when they tried to get him the Saami way, with my Energy Department he was able to hail back. milo maize ! You are safe ! '' Said Clara, kissing me on the forehead.

'' How long has it been my friend, 300, 400 twelvemonth ? '' He said, hugging Zoe.

'' 500, we thought you 'd died year ago. '' She replied.

'' I kept a low profile for a piece, these tease were tough business. This one is one of the secure I 've trained though, better than Van Helsing in many ways. '' Said Zortan.

'' Well, I 'm not allowed to be here with all 3 of you so I will take my leave, may she take milo maize ? I 'm going back into exile in Last Frontier, those stoner chicks up there love this old superstar, get all the pussy I need. '' He said.

'' He belongs to her, she gave us our lives back. ``

Arizona took us a year to clean, we got them all though and are headed to Texas to join a squad hunting a enceinte cuddle there. I might be made of wood but I think I love my slayer, I 'm certainly when she rides my wooden stopcock she feels that too. I just need to find the rightfulness sandpaper this sentence, she 's still mad about the finale sliver I gave her ...