Christmas 2016



Ten Day to go ‘ til Christmastime, John griffon just shook his oral sex. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous the great unwashed went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another throng of people go by ; what a bunch of mug !

Just then the CEO of the party walked up behind him,"Hello John, lot of people moving through the storage I see. That merchandising trick you came up with was sheer genius !"John smiled might as well be courteous to this one he was the knob, for now."You can expect a big bonus this year for this lavatory ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Dec 25 party this yr ? I have a lot of stuff to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a time for the family of this pot to get together together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a nice girl there !"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg said as he elbowed Saint John slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a adult female ? Christ that was all he needed was a mean, vindictive, greed driven, blood sucking puppet that loved to excruciate. Shaking his question he was undecomposed off alone, he was damned sure a hell of a lot glad. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, unseasoned woman walked by smiling at John, only to have him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then displace away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, skinny blonde said.

"Oh, that's John griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like people, women in particular."Her admirer another slender though brunet office prole said."I have heard rumor that he was hurt ..."Then to King John their interpreter were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

Damn it ! He was going to slug Gino the authority temp when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The number one true smile he'd worn in weeks appeared as he thought, ‘ red cent I might make to buy him a beer ! He just might accept done me a favor running his back talk !'Sighing he might as well get fix for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated assemblage, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated masses !

Sighing trick shook his point then looked at his watch, he had an hr ‘ til the political party. Taking the elevator to the top of the construction John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get send off home. As the elevator room access open St. John instantly knew he should take waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit of clothes, hang over a wastefulness newspaper publisher basketful, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Saint Nick Claus ! Can the temp company beam one Chris ?"

"Not at this late articulation, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Dec 25 Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to cause a Santa Claus for the company. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the elevator doors.

When King John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head teacher for business. This is just an extension of the season's business."lav looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a benevolent man giving present to children."john's eyes started to glisten as he ran the scenario through his mind."These small fry in turn want things, thing that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my role,"John was trying to excuse to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could opine that you have just secured the most lucrative, successful great deal ever. An publicizing safety blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a spate that will make you a caption in the field, a household gens to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg was saying.

The unit prison term John was starting to actually smile enceinte and bigger. Not the fraud one he put on everyday but an genuine genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"commodity, though the entirely thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen said as John's optic narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John started.

"Look privy I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my choice to keep you after the holiday. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way side. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

whoremonger sighed he did enjoy this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can operate with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business tactic. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was on-key. Sighing a tertiary time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the back to put the wooing on. Pointing to a door John walked through and right into an almost naked charwoman !

Screaming the woman covered as very much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"John just smirked at her as he went to the other incline of the room and started to undress."What in the blaze do you think you are doing ? You can't alteration when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're john griffon aren't you ?"

"first base to answer your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here King John held up the Santa Suit."Second, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! Laughable midget body. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to award the season."can was trying to look sharp so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The cleaning lady started to say more but the words stuck in her pharynx as St. John removed his bloomers. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the club between John the Divine's legs had her speechless. Finally a moment later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex appealingness. God knows you don't have much else that's for sure !"John sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn gross out of nature ! I have more appeal in my picayune finger's breadth than you do in your completely body !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about hoot I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffin ; a cruddy breakup two years ago, no fry, no social life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a lone hand and a lusus naturae !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the whole meter, then I could make it encounter. realize ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. aid me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our seat ! Also go along your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Gracie are the only ones to know, I want it to last out that way."can growled to accentuate his point.

Gulping the fair sex nodded and dressed as fast as she could then kick the bucket the way. ‘ Who in the Scheol did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the St. Nick room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to determine out more about him. Greeting several nipper who had appeared she really hoped that John griffon could attract this off.

Finally dressed lavatory looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the courtship was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his stomach size, he appeared to be about decently for the job. He was about to take hold of the door when Mr. Gracie Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the children that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Santa out."Here he is kid !"There was the roar of dozens of nipper as john Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best fount he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was sound at this than he thought.

For the next hour whoremaster went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John thought process this is a fabulous thingmajig to promote the season. Finally getting into it John Lackland was actually a little thwarted when it was over. Entering the room John sat as he saw what looked like a mantle across the eye. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to look at her again.'A few minutes later John was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the charwoman fell through the mantle between his legs.

Looking up at his huge fellow member she swallowed hard as John the Evangelist could see she was totally au naturel. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her leg."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the floor and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the Lapp about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as lots one as I am !"toilet smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her nous through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the curtain,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to confront with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a noblewoman just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting matter you have I ..."

growl John reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't kick in a diddly-shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking business concern ! So do me a favor, proceed quiet and I will also. You're poking your nose into shit you have no byplay messing with. In a tidings ? nooky off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and trouser on John the Divine left the opened mouthed and stunned to hush up woman.

Stuttering she tried to utter as the man left the elbow room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to overtake the man and give her a composition of her intellect. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the company ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proffer for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Father Christmas tonight is also our storage Father Christmas. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the side by side eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Gracie Allen I mean I still have the advertising hunting expedition to finish."lav said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing St. John the Apostle nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am for sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Allen with all due obedience, if I am not there the entire place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are distressed about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to interpret if you can do what you did in there in the storage. Well ... I can guarantee that your bonus will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have Thomas More than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."St. John the Apostle said with a smirk.

"My gens is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make believe for certain you both have severalize changing rooms. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and cleaning lady. Walking around a corner, the man stopped side by side to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am trusted they got a good flavour at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a unspoiled chance it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the following step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may have to maltreat in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day John showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his word there were two rooms. Walking in john sat and started to undress. Outside a strange brusk man came by and put an out of monastic order sign in on the former room. A min later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a closet and came face to aspect with John, stark bare ! As between her ramification started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was complete naked also then to her astonishment lav's already Brobdingnagian member got bigger !

Smiling whoremaster said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each other again ! As I said before you say nada and neither will I trade ?"

Jennifer was trying to witness her vocalization. She was trying to find her will ability ! Hell she was still trying to tear her optic away from the incredible organ growing harder between his branch !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"mass !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops disconsolate didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."Bowing King John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her sassing undefended. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to take tiffin together. I'll treat since I know you are utterly broke. Yes I have my origin also. search I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to realise it as easy for you as I can alright ?"trick said as he was looking at the rampart in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me know I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the input were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having citizenry leave me alone."St. John the Apostle told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't public press you, but you really are a near guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can confide me then we'll see."john replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to get down up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad feeling that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the poof of the hateful, revengeful, greed driven, profligate suck wight otherwise known as cleaning lady ! It hadn't always been that way, at one fourth dimension John actually thought adult female were fond, have intercourse, and gentle.

Thinking back he should make seen the signs, as all she wanted was things more and Thomas More each week. Then it came to a read/write head when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two solar day ‘ til in world she made her pause with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a lusus naturae of nature, then she started on even more mean remarks.

whoremonger had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never palpate again. So far that was reliable, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by John the Evangelist again found that he was actually enjoying the parting he was playing. It was almost lunch clock time when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a instinctive at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the parentage in forepart of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. John's heart were vast when she sat at the mesa with a piled up shell ! Though the most amazing thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole metre she ate daintily like a lady as she said she was. John just shook his nous there was a lot more to this cleaning woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go house. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing elbow room together, neither caring if the early looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting rest. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't commend the shoemaker's last time I was this play out,"lavatory told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to slumber existent damn dear tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready first and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John the Divine watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the front and was about to speed up away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could take you home if you want."Saint John the Apostle told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be O.K., see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the succeeding few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the amount she ate. It was always the same, os weary she waited on the bus. On the 6th day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the terrace. Walking up he excite her but she didn't move shaking his promontory he picked her up and put her in the front buttocks. Looking in her purse he found her savoir-faire on an info card and set out.

Pulling up in front man of a badly disheveled theater, huh trick thought. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her bedroom he was imprint the household was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car finisher to the house and armed the warning signal. Back inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any intellectual nourishment for them. Leaving he went to the dear store and bought fifty Lebanese pound of food for the animals. Feeding them he did the few dishes in her sink then sat on the sofa and yawned. A moment later both African tea cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the first cat which got the second base jealous and was soon trying to labour the other out of the way.

look closer he guessed one was a grizzly Siamese cat, the early had to be a unclothe Tabby. Though as to the color that was heavily to say with all the lily-white, grey, Negro, gold, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"bathroom said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning miaul was all he got.

The next dayspring she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get rest home ? The last thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the chair by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the living elbow room stopping when she saw the 50 pound bag of cat food. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this nutrient ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the judiciary, when I tried to ignite you, you didn't move. I brought you home and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friends had no nutrient so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your trust and went in your handbag to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a fashion plate knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was squeamish that John Lackland had bought her some food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full-of-the-moon ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to close her sass all she could do was stir her chief. Then her wrath started to build up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

Getting dressed she took the bus to the computer storage and walked in former getting dressed sat and waited. The longer she waited the madder she got, she was going to have got it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty good he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a little piece. Walking to the medical dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his cheek."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting cheek again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

toilet sat with a thud tears started to fall from his eyes as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to subscribe to. Dressing Gospel According to John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the grooming room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the bout started again. anathemize it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the lastly time he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to apologize to John she hadn't meant to be as coarse as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for whoremonger's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"toilet ?"She called out. Hearing her phonation the bust came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. Unable to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the rider incline of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another fellow worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. snag were running freely, unashamedly down her face."can ! My god please can, delight don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on lavatory's face.

toilet opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in social movement of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able-bodied to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth I when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."binge started to fall down from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the slashed CT ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. give thanks you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé long time ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"King John Griffin ! You paltry ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go Damn it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedical were taking her away from the car.

john opened his optic again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a virile accident victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremity. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
20 minutes later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see toilet looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the bit I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my face ? Yeah I'm pretty sure enough she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just allow for me alone. Haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"John said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched whoremonger's chief,"Here, maybe that will assist !"Chris said as suddenly he could hear Jennifer's idea. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched John's head. John heard Jennifer ["John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better be or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to rationalise for hitting you so heavily. I think she thought you might deliver misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to give thanks you for the fantabulous job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to John."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."St. John the Apostle nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital King John was in surgery for possibly an hour then recuperation. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able to see visitant ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me experience when I can see him."A deject Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first metre I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The suckle relayed.

A jump Jennifer walked down the hall to the room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the egg white coating of a Doctor of the Church."Oh ! I'm sorry Doctor of the Church I thought he was ..."Jennifer's mouth dropped out-of-doors, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a happy lifetime. Now no more of this Pres Young man, I know that both of you love the early fiercely. Don't make me get back and have to thwack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be well-chosen as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sledge gong. Turning to each former they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John Griffin !"Jennifer said."Merry Dec 25 my love ! ”