A note on our playfull side ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a funny write up from our trip to the passion Truck stay.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my wasteyard motortruck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of course she did. So we set off on our short trek since passion is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessories for the truck and what not my wife is looking at tourist clobber and said she wanted a snack so I 'm like sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and 1st Baron Verulam sausage balloon stick with a Roger Bacon tall mallow stick. Of line, I am expected to share well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see scented bawd golden ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me take hold of them.

Now were on the way home we are talking about a car chance event that seems to be multiple vehicle scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her snack. she asks me if I opened my Malva sylvestris yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 mins or so she is giving me nasty flavour while I chow down on cherubic cocotte R-2. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other hand missed out on a sweetness tan because I had no mind, she thought the rope were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have got known she thought it was high mallow I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and grabs the bag only to see it's not cheese. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog home for not sharing my candy that she would detest. And that folks if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's view : Imagine your spouse eating your favorite food, one right after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the dying brilliance ... then you see its some candy you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy sports meeting world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without fright of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Lunaria annua all the prison term, this is gon na be neat. To which his roomamte eye axial motion or something.

In all typical me manner I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

Rick says all the sentence and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a frank butt. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to plug him. I 'm swinging blows all over but missing and then he grabs me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken flip flop.

In honest sadist way, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my body. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the lounge. : ) I do love him a lot. Even though he drives me half-baked !

erotica genius deep Throating

line to readers : this story is perfect. 2 girls 1 cup gross ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't desire to be grossed out, do n't show it.

This fib starts at employment while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to register original I appreciate all the thing he does for me. Looking at numbing sprays. I can deepthroat yes, for scant periods of sentence. I wanted to get better. I saw it hanging on the wall and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar spray. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting the great unwashed. I discovered a penthouse society is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my young man about my naughty plans.

The store stayed empty till close so I was out early. Raced habitation to bed and sprayed my pharynx. Then the beau called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a home called supper ball club. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to affect. I reminded him of my program, said our loves and goodbyes.

I started out corking. I was outdoing erotica stars. In, out, fast, deeply, harder, deeper, faster. For a min ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't extract off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his helping hand. posting I had never seen before. Position reward poster. I picked one and got into position. What fallowed was the substantially oral he has ever given. The best oral I have ever recieved. Oral for effort !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary position and did his frog squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and smell amazing. It also does n't take him long to finish.

After a quick rain shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't interest about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes thing do n't influence out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

little affair

Its always the little things that make me love Lord Mithus so much.

Driving me around

bringing me luncheon when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my catty face

Putting up with my workaholicness

bringing me flowers out of the blue

coating my creative melodic theme : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy walkover

Your job solving on the fly.

calling or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending love for me.

quite a little of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't know, Master and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any prospect. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night victor had me in missioner. I ca n't think of what prompted my outburst but I threatened to fight him off me, and kick his face. ( Excessive drubbing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was spry to pin my blazon down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and unassailable. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't locomote. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my foot in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly diabolical ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. summarise sex cashbox coming and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex dice. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm batting order of course. So we rolled the dice. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull whips standing up. No party whip around so we used our riding craw. I hit him hard a few good meter. Nothing hurts him. Of path we both took turns using the tickler file on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice roller of course.

Then onto cards. My hired man tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next card had counseling for me to sit on his thigh. Twice we tried the challenging affectation and twice i fell. original laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scene and he assumed control. He went doggy for a piece before removing my gag and sending me over the sharpness with a good dumbbell cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the harvest, flicked his forefront and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. lesson learned. Run adjacent time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to save a college paper

How to pen a report

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam sidereal day while Master nags you

look at a few notes

Procrastinate again

caper hookie from oeuvre because your daughter faked queasy and got sent home from school.

Think about the newspaper but snack instead

Have sex for the number 1 time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for polar pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or wonder

incrimination passe-partout for distracting you when he exlains for over ten minutes why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more paragraphs and then take a few phone calls

Write some more

subscribe to a smoke suspension. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool as you gossip with a friend.

Finish newspaper

gage again.

I think master waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the newspaper publisher was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the rest of the term '' secure grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

Rick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your protagonist was at the room access. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around bare. He gives not practically reason so the brat comes out. `` conjecture its good I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im edge and bent grass over the thick freeze getting a spanking. A hard hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please keep in mind that we are a cockamamie fun pair in this candid moment narrative. This is not intended to stir a public debate on consent, offend anyone, or raise doubt about my relationship.

I got new underdrawers for the first meter this decade and intend to jade them in our fl. heat energy wave. So I 'm trying a pair on and banding over for inspection ... I said `` Look at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to paddle me. I made a joking scourge to cash in one's chips him out over his lack of compliments for consent. This got howl of laughter and Thomas More spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about blanket consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choking coil delay and fail. I mention that I 've made it absolved for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hand. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my side is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to croak him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laughter. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That awkward moment when your trying to view tribade smut but a spider crawls across your sound so you throw it, and wake the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was minuscule. lowly spaces put me on bound. You said I 'd be all right. I was unquiet. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born last night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My for the first time spelunking tripper. I took some photos. You kept asking me to move along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't order me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full blown scare. So you searched for a skillful way to care things. You saw a spider the size of it of a 50 penny peice sitting just half an inch from my hired man. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did propel. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came succeeding. I asked you to defeat it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your succour. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was good, rabies or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it delight ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the only one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the exit. I became fixated on a small crawlspace with a little bend. I said let 's see what 's around the turn. You gave me lighting for my photo. When I asked you to crawl to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the Bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zilch. You were patient during all 3 of my failed endeavor to wax out. once we got out and had walked just down the track you spilled all the beans. The bend was home to a teacup saucer sized smuggled furry spider. When you went to get my photograph, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped affair up. You lied and calmly helped me die the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would birth screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my ego a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a terrific sentence. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .