“ Well fuck you too bitch."

Todd slammed down the cell phone onto the desk, and dove into his bed. Wanting to scream into the pillow, but failing to find any noise in his throat. He didn't remain immobile for foresightful before getting off of the bed and grabbing his speech sound and falling back onto the bed, unlocking his sound and opening up the messenger app and scrolling up in his most recent conversation. He quickly closed out of the app and switched to the app storage. With almost no hesitation he downloaded and opened up the app, punk. For a arcsecond he laughed at the cerebration of maybe just giving up all together and downloading Grindr, but he wasn't that far gone yet.

Without long, to his surprise and pleasure, he received a mate of a very attractive girl local, with blonde hair's-breadth, large white meat, and basically the totally package. He decided to be the man and message first.

- Hi ! You're extremely pretty I'm honestly shocked. -

It didn't take long for him to get a response.

- Ur cute wan na skype ? ( ; -

"Fucking bot,"he nearly yelled, throwing the sound at the pillow then diving into the neighboring pillow, falling asleep.

-- -

Later that night Todd reached for his phone after waking up to hold back the time. To his pleasant surprisal he had forgotten that he had installed his dating app before falling asleep and discovered he had various matches, some of which appeared not to be bots.

He carefully examined each miss's individual photo, taking into bill every particularly interesting characteristic each girl had to offer up, one of which, a shorter looking girl with light, with strands of a light browned vividness flashing through her farsighted blackamoor whisker, caught his interest. She didn't appear to be in the level of a supermodel by any means, but she had a slight spell to her, a insubordination that he was interested. Her breasts were low, but in one of the selfies she was showing off that there is something below her neck with an exposing office workout training bra stroke, another was a grouping of her champion with her at the syndicate, smiling holding various colored and sized potable. He became extremely matter to in the curves of her peg, the shape graping firmly around the front end of her bikini bum was, to say the least, turning him on. Her name was Emi and her bio didn't say anything remarkable besides the fact she was attending the local residential area college and that she enjoyed reading, very basic girlfriend things. Todd went in for his start attack.

- Are you More of a Steven King kinda daughter or is 50 Shades as dark as you can go ? -

This was easily Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's rack up and best pickup communication channel he had ever thought up, because it was, in fact, his maiden pickup line of all time.

He had always been with Kelly, or not been interested in girls at all because he was too Pres Young then. He had lost his virginity to her, and had discovered just that day that she had been cheating on him with various guy for her first year away at college, he cut it off then and there.

A reception finally came in.

- Haha. Funny pal. William Shakspere is more my kink if that's okay with you ( ; -

This was his playground, jokes are easily to play off.

- I don't brain a girl with a little social class, but maybe one with a picayune to a greater extent of a bio would help. -

Their conversation went very back and forth from there.

- There's a lot in it, you just have to look for it. -

- Pretty surely it only says you go to college here and you like books. -

- Alright. Now take those two and put it together with clue I gave you at the start. -

- … -

- You're not gon na make this loose for me are you. -

- Nope ! ( : -

- hoot Lit Majors… -

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd sat up in his bed. He was definitely into this young lady, but it was gon na be a long day if he had any plans on ever getting a luck with the lady friend in his messages.

-- -

Not even a week later he found himself standing in presence of his apartment door, opening it to incur Emi, in a tight, wickedness blue frock, perfectly curving around her ass, and placing what she had in the figurehead, on wide-cut presentation for Todd, wearing a decent dress shirt and a pair of denim that probably didn't go with the shirt, but he wouldn't have known.

"You're actually stunning."Todd could barely get out.

Emi laughed,"You're okay… I guess."

Todd turned red in embarrassment,"A petty too much ?"

"A bit Sir Thomas More than a little,"She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the doorway,"ejaculate on didn't you say the reserve was at 6 ?"

"Oh yeah, of course,"Todd led her to his car and together they sped off to a local popular italian restaurant.

-- -

"So you live on your own ?"Emi asked as she paused from her spaghetti.

"Yeah, my parents are sorta crazy and just moved out into the woods somewhere, so they taught me how pay for everything and basically left me here to go to college while they are out in some cabin or something."

"So ... you live on your own ?"This fourth dimension she asked it leaving behind a wink.

"Yeah… I do."He smiled at her then turned to the waiter,"Check please !"

-- -

Lord Todd opened the room access to the apartment and led Emi into it. He directed her to the couch and offered it as a place to sit. She took off her shoes and walked up to him grabbing his collar tightly, but with a hint of fire.

"I'm not really in the humour for arousal tonight baby,"She slowly took off the first push button,"If you want to fuck, I'm down to fuck, but that's all I'm in for okay ?"

Lord Todd paused for a minute looking down at the girl he didn't really know anything about, she went to school nearby, she worked at a little coffee bar her parents owned, she liked spicy foods, footling affair like that, and for the first metre in his life he has encountered his chance at a hookup. One that he is ready and willing to take.

"Don't worry,"He kissed her softly on the lips,"From there it's only going up."

As soon as he finished his sentence he once again took Emi's mouth and placed it on his, taking his meter to tenderly suspension into and freely explore before going and biting on her lip causing her to groan a piffling at the mix of pain in the neck and pleasure.

She broke off the kiss and looked up at him,"Oh yes, you'll do fine."

She dragged him to the spread out door that led into the bedroom and nearly tearing off his shirt, pushing him down on the bed, and straddling off the top him freely explored his well toned chest before quickly and flawlessly sliding out of her own dress.

Sitting on top of Todd rested, a hundred pound sterling, 5'5, goddess in his eyes. Her pocket-sized breasts still firmly filled her B-Cup sized bra, and her ass was comfortably, but in no case shying away underneath a smooth pair of dark, lacy panties.

"This feeling like something right out of some Fifty Shades case stuff, are you sure as shooting you read Shakespeare ?"Todd laughed at his own joke for himself as he slowly explored Emi's body rising from her legs, to her waist, up her stomach and finally passing her bosom pulling her down into him for another kiss.

She once again pulled off and whispered into his ear,"Oh we can go such much darker than that baby don't even worry."

Without Sir Alexander Robertus Todd even noticing Emi had released Todd's release from his pants and began to slowly pull them off followed by a swift release of his underwear. Grasping his already erect cock in one hired hand, slowly lifting and lowering her hand on the shaft.

She smiled and spoke as her head came confining to his fellow member's head word,"Feel free to be rough,"she kissed the tip,"It's kinda my thing."

With that Emi's mouth fell into Lord Todd's throbbing gumshoe swirling her tongue around the head has she did causing him to moan in pleasure which, in return, caused Emi to slightly titter at the sound he made. In order to get back at the gesture he pulled her tomentum back and started to moderate the pace at which she sucked his putz slowly forcing her to dive deeper and abstruse onto his shaft until eventually pressing all the way down, reaching the dorsum of her throat and forcing her to come up, gasping for air. Her grimace was flushed has she panted, slowly stroking Todd's member still.

She smiled,"O.K., I guess you can represent along,"she squeezed his cock and quickly made a deform motion causing him to tense up from the sudden friction.

He lifted her up and threw her onto the bed,"I can do a lot more than play princess."

Emi shivered at that comment as Todd seamlessly unclasped her bra, giving a moment to full explore her breasts and, already put up mamilla with his tongue, slightly biting the second one before pulling away from it. Then leading his top dog down to his prize down below, a freshly shaven, fully exposed pussy, all for him to enjoy tonight. He quickly set his mouth on the diminished nub at the top, taking a consequence to explore it and leave clip for Emi to pass her own reaction, whether it be positive, or negative allowing him to strike onto the following plane section further gaining an idea of what she did and did not enjoy.

After getting an accurate Assumption he pulled up and moved over to his desk drawer where he pulled out a condom which he quickly unpacked, but with less diplomacy placed it on his still hard member. It had been awhile since he had actually had to use one since his previous lady friend ( he had been led to believe ) had only ever been with him, the day of the separation he had gone to get screened for STDs and, luckily, turned out clean. Nevertheless, he placed it on and went back over to the bed with her.

"Are you sure about this ?"He asked hesitantly.

She laughed and kissed him,"I consent dumbass."

Shortly following he slowly spread apart the pussy lip and slid his rooster inside her. Steadily he rose the pace has he plunged deeper causing her to moan slightly, he eventually reached his full length inside her. As soon as the full reached was achieved he instantly began to slip in and out in quiet, irksome step, but not before retentive quickly rose the pace.

As he did he referred back to his late self-memos about what she enjoyed the most, and went of that information as he slightly curved scraping against the right side of her inside. This caused her to, at first, thigh-slapper in pleasure at the sudden change of instruction and pace, Todd quickly met with a grasp of nails on his own back as she clung onto him.

She moaned,"Holy FUCK that was amazing, do that, but even harder."

Todd had wide-cut control of the girl,"Do what even harder princess ?"

Emi smiled,"screwing my footling pussy even harder, delight, shit me yell, fuck my god shit fucking mental capacity out right now."

Before she could say anything Thomas More, he was back to sliding in and out of her, but this meter the footstep was double what it had been before and before she even had time to moan, she was rolled from her back to her stomach, and face pressed into the pillow, drowning out her moans as her supply of oxygen was to trammel to exhale anything. Todd then proceeded to continue slamming up to the end of her fuckhole as he explored the ass he had admired so much over the past few solar day and earlier in the night. He smacked it with the full force of his medal, causing Emi to spring up and moan in pleasure while gasping for air.

"fuck do that more, spank my little sozzled fucking ass More, please don't stop fucking my pussy and slapping my fucking ass."

"Your wish is my command princess,"he laughed as he, once again, placed the full force out of his palm on the cheek for her ass causing her to groan again.

Not long after that he pulled out of her, and in a moment of dazed mental confusion, Emi was picked up and placed on top him, and quickly found moved to hover over his dick.

"payoff off the condom,"She commanded,"I want to know you raw."

Quickly Todd slipped off the condom and watched as Emi slid his throbbing pecker inside her. He watched her with his hired man behind his promontory, as she rose and fell on him, giving her wide-cut effort into pleasuring him full allowing him to relax as she did so, but before long started to enkindle and lower his own hips against the round of hers meeting on the hit. He eventually felt something rising inside him.

"I'm about to cum,"he groaned quietly.

"Cum inside me daddy,"she screamed as her pace rose,"filling me with you hot sticky cum !"

Just has he felt himself about to cum he was met with a here and now of air on his gumshoe before Emi quickly placed it into her mouth as he quickly unleashed several squirt, coating her throat in cum, which she swallowed.

As Lord Todd laid on his bed, panting in a pleasant afterglow. Emi once again sat on his stomach, but this time, she slapped him.

"What the fuck you were actually going to cum inside me weren't you."

Lord Todd was confused,"Were we not having the moment where that happens ? You said to…"

Emi laughed for a moment before looking down at him,"This is your first time isn't it ?"

"I've clearly had sex…"

"No I mean using a geological dating app for sex."

Sir Alexander Robertus Todd's case turned red,"fountainhead, yeah. I never really needed it before now so…"

"Todd you got ta be careful, you don't gain it, but you got a expert bit going on with you and girlfriend are mad and will try to contain reward of that."

"What are you even talking about."

Emi sighed and slid to the side of him, allowing him to agree her as she explained,"We know zip about each other, but you were willing to take in off the safe and cover to fuck me until eventually you were about to cum inside me without any knowledge of me being on the anovulant of if I had any STDs."

"Well you said…"

"Listen, I saw you at the STD clinic the day we matched and overheard that you got a clean and jerk exam, then happened to overhear that you got sporting outcome, and because I knew this I decided it would be okay to fuck you."

Sweeney Todd now was completely throw,"So that's the lone grounds why you were willing to have sex with me ?"

Emi laughed and kissed him quickly,"No silly I also got out of something recently, I don't know what your plenty was."

"cheating girlfriend."

"Pretty normal, then you got on touchwood looking to fuck the 1st matter that breathes right ?"

"That's sort of rude to yourself considering that I just did it with you right ?"

"I don't worry about the particular, what is of import is that you're good in bed, you're kind of expert looking, and you're REALLY upright in bed."

"Thank you ?"

"But you got ta be more careful, especially if you are planning on going out and doing this again."

"So what do I do ?"

Emi paused for a bit before responding,"I'll assistance you out, I'll give you advice, I'll get you laid."

The fling was too good to be on-key in Sweeney Todd's opinion,"But what do I have to do in reappearance ?"

Emi smiled,"I just want this,"she ran her hands up and down his shaft,"if you're not in any sort of committed relationship, I want my contribution of this dick, and maybe the periodic food date doesn't sound one-half bad either."

Todd sighed a breath of relief,"dinner and sex ? That's a good deal to me."

Emi sat up,"As very much as I'd like to offer a bout two right now, I've got to get base tonight, but another dark for sure, and make sure to text me before you try anything with other young lady okay ?"She winked as she finished placing her clothes and stood at the doorway.

-- -

Todd was sitting at his desk, alone now and in his underclothing. He opened up a bank bill varlet and titled it"Tinder Notes"and began to typewrite :

"I'm going to indite this as a variety of journal to keep my mind off Kelly, and I learned that hooking up isn't very easy.

Always wear a condom.

Always make sure the girl has no STDs

These are my offset two deterrent example I learned from Emi and I'll write anymore I learn while I'm doing this because… I might get addicted to this a little."

Lord Todd saved the document, shut off his computer and dove into his bed. He turned to face his speech sound, to remark he has a new telling, a new match.

The End

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Post floor billet :

I hope everyone liked this possible introduction to a serial basically would feature Sir Alexander Robertus Todd ( and sometimes maybe even Emi ? ) exploring different kinks and pleasance with unlike types of girls. I think it's also kind of aplomb that I've tried to anatomical structure it as a tutorial for tinder users, it's important to pattern dependable sex and properly interact on kindling. This is not an accurate depiction of most tinder escort at all ! If this tarradiddle is well received I have a few ideas with how to cover it further on, but I'll ask for anybody that enjoyed it, would you rather see more development to get to the sex or rather mainly just sex ? I'll always include a solid amount of money of content, but I'm peculiar if people actually want to translate more about how Lord Todd gets these lady friend ( again these are not definite slipway to get dates or anything like that and I'm not a girl so I can't tell you anything besides sometimes somethings work for me ). I'm rambling a bit here, but basically I hope everyone who reads with enjoys it and await Thomas More to follow if it is received well ! Any if anybody has any criticism on the data formatting, story, or this foresighted post story note, let me have sex below ! I read all comments !