My taradiddle began when I was at Junior secondary coil and my g/f at the time did n't just have large labia, hers were absolutely MASSIVE.
I only discovered this when I took her breeches off on our first escort, so from that moment on I stopped her from putting her knee pants on again and I also banned her from wearing ANY UNDERWEAR, ANY WHERE at ANY TIME and to ensure that she complied with my ban I told her to pack ALL her undies in a bag and impart them to me next day so that we could put them in the bin and during our lunch faulting I watched her doing this.
At this meter she was living with her mum, who was a I parent, and her mum saw that her girl never had any underwear to get washed and that she had also noticed that she never shaved her body pilus and she asked her about that and she told her mum that she just did n't want to wear off undies or shave any more and her mum said 'Well I already do not jade undies or shave either so that is ok', and of course by banning my g/f from EVER wearing undies I could own much well-heeled access to her gorgeous Brobdingnagian flaps and her very hairy kitty-cat ALL THE TIME ...
Her outer fluttering ( the Labia Majora ) hung down four inches, exactly the same length as her inner flaps ( the Labia Minora ) and I loved pulling on her inner flaps really heavily, and I could load them to seven inches which was well below the storey of her thick, grim and extremely bushy snatch and arse haircloth, she had a lot of black hair and it was everywhere ; infernal region, implements of war, stage, thigh, belly, arse and pussy.
I know this because I measured her flaps often and I used to attach 'bulldog'type paper clinch to her flaps and hang really heavy and heavy weights from them which I had to wrap tape around to stop them making too practically interference as they touched each other as she walked about.
One meter, we were sitting together on the spine seat of a bus I put the same type of bulldog clamps, just a much smaller size of it, on to her very small pap which made her cry the first clock time I did that, but by the time we reached our terminus she was ok again and the clamps were left on all day, until we got on the bus to go home again and I was about to remove them then and she told me not to as she wanted them on for another wholly day, so I left them on until we got on the bus again succeeding morning by which time her pap were a really deep purple colour and when I removed them on the bus on the way home again she burst into bout with the pain sensation of the blood line rushing to them again and begged me to put the clamps back on again but I said no, not until after wards.
I often took the taping off the clinch on her inner tizzy when we were away at the cinema or shopping etc etc because I just loved to hear the fantastic haphazardness as both of the really hard 8 oz weight unit were banging against each other under her barely above knee distance total darkness WATCH plaid kilt, the same thing happened as we walked about during our dejeuner break together, and she also walked very slowly and with some trouble to and from our bus.
I had told her to always lift her skirt at the back before she sat down, where ever she happened to be sitting so that only her bare seat is on her fanny and to let her snatch beat weighting hang off of the nominal head of her seat so that her flaps were being stretched ALL THE TIME ...
On one of her birthdays I persuaded her to have both circle of flaps pierced and have 12.5 mm two contribution band ( which are attached to each other through her tizzy, these are similar to the tie down eyes fitted around the edge of a motortruck tarpaulin ) inserted, 1 ring in each flapping making 4 in total and the weights were increased to 16 ozs by then and were hung from those hooks which then went through the hoop and as I always padlocked the rings, loop and weights to each early she could not withdraw them herself but I knew that she would never ask me to bump off them anyway ...
By the time she was 17 I was attaching free weight as heavy as a 2 lb bag of sugar on each flap.
When she was 18, the free weight were 3 lbs each.
At age 19, the weight unit had increased to 4 lbs each and I had began strapping the weight to her leg, mid thigh, and fixing them to her flaps with very short stretchy strap so that every time she took a step she pulled on the weight unit and by the time we split, when she was 20, she was carrying a 6 lb weight, either hanging loosely from each flap or both weights strapped to her second joint and her flaps now reached to just above her knees with the weighting on, and she had to stop wearing her short skirts and begin wearing calf length skirts/dresses, and to mid-thigh without the weights when she could then wear her short chick again.
As I said initially when we met and that was back in 1960 or so, so her flap must be much, much enceinte by now than they were then.
I dated her ( Jane ) for 9 old age and the sex with her was amazing because when I had oral examination sex with her, her flaps went right down my throat as if I was deep-throating her, and when we had full sex her fuss more often than not just got pushed up inside her, in fact on one occasion when we were having anal sex her flaps managed to get pushed up into her hairy arse too, but I dumped her in 1969, when she turned 20 and decided to shave her ALL of her body hair's-breadth, without even asking or telling me.
I really must find out what became of her ...

You can be sure that if I do, there will be another tarradiddle as a follow up ...