A Sun washed morn in Huntingdonshire. Mr Darcy takes sawbuck to suffer the neighbour

"Mr D'arcy how delightful !"Mrs Geum canadense simpered as her new neighbour arrived on hogback quite unannounced one saltation morning.

"Indeed gentlewoman the delight is all mine !"Mr D'arcy replied airily,"Tis a pleasant enough fiddling shoes you have here, quite like my lodging at Manderly but somewhat smaller I fear."

"Oh Mr D'arcy you are too kind,"Mrs Bennet smiled through gritted teeth,"Come you must contact my girlfriend,"she added, seeing an opportunity to espouse one off, and called upon them to get through.

"This is Jayne my firstborn,"Mrs Geum virginianum declared.

"Ah knit stitch Jayne, how allow,"Mr D'arcy greeted her.

"And Eliza,"Mrs Bennet indicated her arcsecond eldest.

"I don't think I've had the pleasure,"Mr Darcy smarmed.

"Oh Mr D'arcy"young lady Eliza replied,"I can secure you that you would surely possess remembered if you had had the pleasure of spearing my warmly wet womb with your rampant fellow member and feeling my well muscled second joint gripping and squeezing you, my rampant boob and irreverent nipples spearing into your manly chest."

"Ah, I meant of encounter you,"Mr D'arcy explained,"I should of course have remembered every contingent had we conjoined for I do announce you are the most outspoken and forward young fair sex I have ever encountered."

"Not to worry Mr D'arcy,"Miss Geum canadense explained,"I changed the bed linen not three Clarence Day ago should you bid to mistreat upstairs."

"I merely wish to make your acquaintance,"Mr D'arcy explained in exasperation.

"Why ? do you not desire to compare me carnally to a extensive variety of early young ladies before making your choice of bride ?"fille Eliza enquired.

"Indeed not madam,"Mr D'arcy explained somewhat painfully,"I merely wished to enquire if I might shoot a few of your pheasants as I fear I have slaughtered the vast majority of those at Manderley and the season has hardly begun."

"Indeed shoot away for we have tyke far in excess of our needs,"Mrs Bennet simpered,"gardeners, stableboy, idlers, why we have a accomplished embarrassment of peasants..

"Pheasants mother, not Peasants."Eliza cautioned."One can not charge Peasants."

"In the overlord's epithet why not ?"Mrs Bennet exclaimed,"If one might not dash them how is discipline to be maintained ?"

"Miss Eliza, I have done you a dis-service,"Mr D'arcy exclaimed,"I had thought you the most laughable and completely deluded charwoman I had ever met but I own you are indeed quite sane compared to your mother."

"How are we to impose check Mr D'arcy if we can not shoot the miscreant ?"Mrs Bennet demanded."One can not carry a rack around with one and whipping is no substitute."

"Dear lord mother he wants to scoot a few birds,"Miss Eliza sighed,"And yet you suggest he shoots our servants and takes your girl to his bed."

"To be reasonable she only suggested I take you to bed Miss Eliza,"Mr D'arcy argued.

"And shall you ?"Eliza enquired.

"Alas no, the thought of my progeny having your countenance and wit entirely repulses me,"Mr D'arcy replied.

Mrs white avens recoiled at the sentiment,"So have got them sent to the orphanhood as Mr bennet and I should throw done when we failed to fix a son and heir.

"An excellent suggestion, as ever mother,"Eiza sighed,"No thought for my sentiments."

Mr Bennet staggered drunkenly into the breakfast room after a break fast of Rum and doorman in roughly rival dimension."Oh don't be so retiring dear, One can not have thought where wedding is concerned, let the Gentleman sample the merchandise."

Eliza fumed,"He desires to sample me not wed me."

"Indeed I do not,"Mr D'arcy sighed,"I merely wish to shoot down your Peasants, I mean Pheasants."

"Then why have you a pant bulge Mr D'arcy ?"Mr Bennet observed.

"Church Father !"girl Eliza declared,"Do you really expect me to conjoin with Mr D'arcy without a promise ?"

"Oh really Mr Geum virginianum,"Mrs Geum virginianum declaimed,"Would you let just any Gentleman try your girl without a promise."

"Actually,"Eliza observed,"Now you mention it his pant bulge looks most promising."

"seminal fluid on man, ca-ca a promise,"Mr Bennet ordered.

"Very well, ten guineas and ten more if she pleases me,"Mr D'arcy offered.

"Done,"Mr Geum virginianum agreed delightedly,"band my bookmaker forthwith."

"Father-God the Telephonograph has yet to be invented,"Jayne reminded him.

"Oh yes damnit, bring my boots !"he retorted.

Mr D'arcy duly handed over the ten guineas.

"Up the stair, first on the left hand,"Mrs Geum canadense directed.

"Miss Geum virginianum ?"Mr D'arcy graciously invited Eliza to take his arm and she led him to the stairs.

"Do you suggest to seduce me Mr D'arcy ?"Eliza enquired.

"Godhead no,"D'arcy replied,"No metre for that, If you get your kit off I'll shove it up you right away, let us get on with it."

Eliza opened the bed sleeping accommodation doorway and led Mr D'arcy in.

She sat on the bed sharpness and pulled her dress up revealing her split genital organ leg covering which with a complete deficiency of Pantaloon gave entirely unfettered access to her sweet stainless vagina

"No need for undressing on my office Mr D'arcy,"she explained as she spread her legs.

A rapid increase in the swelling in Mr D'arcy's breeches forced him to toss the aforementioned breeches over which he promptly fell as they bunched around his ankles. The fall buried his face in Eliza's generous cleavage. She helped him up and guided his rearing member towards her waiting wanting moistened womb lips.

He thrust mightily,"Bleedin'blaze are you a bloody virgin ?"he gasped,"Er I mean gosh are you virgo intacto ?"

"Not any more with your shaft up me,"Eliza replied.

"Damnit, I hate Virgin,"he explained,"Such severely work for so footling reward."

"I might well utter the Lapplander thought about your extremity,"Eliza opined as the aforesaid member slowly eased within her moist vagina and opened up the cavern leading to her womb.

"Though,"he continued,"Perhaps when your stage are wrapped around me and your naked breasts press."

"For ten dago ?, in your dreams."Eliza opined.

"Twenty then, a 100 !"D'arcy offered.

Eliza felt herself melting as his seductive words washed over her.

"Very well, rip my bodice open and palpate my bosoms,"Eliza replied as D'arcy's phallus sank ever deeper within her.

He did as she asked opening his shirt as he did so until their naked chests entwined as their lips entwined and he shot his load, rather prematurely, inscrutable inside her.

"Is that it ?"Eliza enquired.

"Afraid so old girl,"D'arcy apologised as he slid his shrinking fellow member from her.

"Er about the balance of the C greaseball ?"Eliza queried.

"In your dreams,"he retorted.

"Bastard !"she replied.

"You're beautiful when you're angry,"D'arcy reassured her. His member swelled again and before they knew it she was once again firmly screwed to the bed by his pulsing cock.

"Are you unsatiable ?"Eliza asked.

"Not usually, one shot wonderment who comes too soon generally,"he apologised,"Er don't fancy moving in with me do you ?"

"How big is your sign in Derbyshire ?"she asked.

"seventy three chamber,"he replied.

"I'll think about it,"she said as t she felt the showtime stirring of an coming deep in her womb,"Might as well,"she thought,"It'll get me away from my mad female parent and alcoholic father,"

"Yes !"she agreed.

D'arcy breathed a sigh of relief, she might be a good lay but never a hundred dago Charles Frederick Worth and based on past experience she would dump him within weeks.

So they conjoined delightedly for very different reasons. Who would consume the honest of the deal.

Their conjunction completed they returned to the sitting room.

"mommy Mr D'arcy has asked me to locomote in with him,"Eliza simpered.

"Excellent,"Mr white avens declared,"Your dish are over there if you wish to leave now."

Mr D'arcy recoiled at the thought of what he had done, of a life ruined, perchance forced to tie Eliza, to have to slumber and lie with her every dark, to suck her great tits and spear her juicy adult female's parts each and every nighttime. His extremity swelled at the thought."phantasy a quickie before we go ?"

"Yes why not,"Mrs Geum canadense agreed.

"Not you mother, me !"Eliza exclaimed.

Mrs Bennet was furious, Jayne looked disappointed.

Eliza continued,"Perhaps we could do it if I bent over the mesa in the billiard room ?"

"An excellent suggestion,"Mr white avens agreed,"I shall fetch the servants, they don't get much entertainment."

"Fetch away father, it will all be over by the time they stir themselves,"Eliza prophesied and indeed in this she was compensate. However a well-timed purchase of a shaft doughnut and her joy was to be brought to new elevation especially when they repaired to his mansion in Derbyshire and she became queen of all she surveyed.

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