Mellors was something of an secret. A fine, hansom, upstanding young man with no aspiration beyond becoming a Butler at my country mansion in Buckinghamshire.

He lived in the village all his life, he excelled at the Greenwich Village schoolhouse and yet when time to leave school came he approached me for a position.

"But Pres Young man you can surely do better than enter avail ?"I enquired and when he replied with some improbable tale I offered him a position of footman with a ridiculously low earnings which he accepted with alacrity.

I suspected from the start the attractive force was my daughter Lavinia, all swirling whisker, girlish laugh, sparkling eyes and full of biography, like her mother about whom the least said the unspoilt, suffice is to say she had had every member of my polo team and well-nigh of the opposition before I sent her to Brighton where I believe she now works in a whore house.

I knew Mellors and Lavinia were carnally active"At it like tongue,"to use the lingo and it was a surprise she had not already fallen for a child. For this reason as she became of age I arranged for her to marry one Humphrey Raymond, a love friend of mine, recently widowed.

Humphrey could have got been the inspiration for the Humpty Dumpty apologue, very near as big round as he was tall he did not put on his sixty long time well, but he was like an honest-to-god Brother to me, the sort who puts frog in ones boots and tells fib to Mama.

There was just the trouble of Lavinia's lost maidenhood, so I hatched a plot to resolve that issue.

"Droit de Signeur,"my Padre had claimed the right to any maids maidenhead ahead of her wedding, it worked well, especially for girls whose virginal membrane had been well and truly lost retentive before the wedding. Father had the blame, whether he had the missy or not, and indeed her had medico Legge inspect the maiden and if the maidenhead were gone he forwent the pleasure only taking fresh young untouched maidens.

I only indulged occasionally, preferring to try substitute with a chambermaid, a new unplucked one every now and again, carefully plucked and then firmly ensconced in a letters patent sexual abstention aid. I had indulged with Lavinia's governess at one time and now had to provide accommodation for her and her brat at Hastings, so now I dallied with lower orders whose adjustment could be provided far more stingily.

Lavinia was not in the least impressed with the husband I had chosen for her,"Why ?"she demanded.

"He is an admirable fellow,"I suggested.

"And how much is he paying you ?"she demanded.

"Nothing,"I insisted.

"Then it must be blackmail,"she surmised.

"At least when you are safely wed you shall be able-bodied to try out the handmaiden to your nub content with no hazard of aim asshole,"I assured her.

"Daddy, what sort of missy do you take me for ?"she demanded.

I ignored her.

He wedding day approached and I summoned Dr Legge the good afternoon of the day before the ceremony was due.

"Just a formality doc, I need to ensure her virginity before the ceremony,"I advised.

"Dear god, surely you shan't pluck your own materialization !"he blustered.

"Actually, no, on the reverse,"I confided,"I am reasonably confident she has been plucked frequently by a handmaid, this is why she must wed, though if by any mischance she has not then we must reconsider the matter entirely.

Lavinia was not at all amused to be commanded to come out before physician Legge,"What is the significance of this ?"she demanded.

"The good doctor is required to assert your virginity,"I explained.

"Why ?"she enquired.

"Because,"I explained,"I have the right to every maidenhead within the parishes of my estate, obviously I can not take aim your maidenhead, so it must be recorded."

"Pah,"she snapped,"Very well furbish up do your high-risk !"she snapped and she raised her twisting doll to reveal her upper thighs.

"Dear god she is shaven like a lady of pleasure !"the doctor exclaimed.

I was appalled"Lavinia ! what is the signification of this ?"

"Mama says it is essential to rouse aged gentleman,"she declared.

"Your mother, how, she has not been here for a good many years,"I insisted.

"She writes me letters sometimes,"she explained,"Mellors delivers them."

"On the couch please my dearest and spread your leg that I may see you,"Dr Legge requested as he thrust his hand down his breeches to re set his manhood.

She sat down lofting her chick, I saw her shaved belly and felt sick, how could my girl have become such a wanton whore I pondered.

The doctor eased her second joint apart and taking his eyeglass he inspected her fair sex, gently easing her woman's rim apart as I looked on.

"She is entire my overlord,"he declared.

"What, how so, it can not be !"I spluttered.

"Oh how little you think of me !"Lavinia declared,"Shall you take it yourself and go to Aides for eternity ?"

"No, the very thought makes me nauseous,"I declared,"Are you sure doctor."

"Indeed sir,"he replied.

"Then how do you excuse your dalliances with Mellors ?"I demanded.

She bridled,"Have you been spying on me ?"

"Tis common knowledge,"I declared.

"Well he has never behaved improperly,"she explained,"Though I admit Mama did illuminate me,"she paused,"Mama explained how fingers and the clapper may meet a gentleman with no risk of bearing a child."

"love god, and Mellors accepts this ?"I asked.

"Until I'm wed, then he may hold me whenever he wishes,"she simpered.

"Am I to carry it you love Mellors ?"I asked.

"No silly,"she sighed."I lust for his ripple muscles and squiffy manhood, I can not love a man so often my social inferior."

I was affronted, Mellors was an excellent chap, while Lavinia was rapidly turning into her mother. A plan spread out. I would teach Lavinia a lesson she would never forget.

"One moment,"I ordered,"stay exactly where you are !"

I stepped from the room and bellowed"Mellors !"at the top of my voice.

He came running, I heard him allow the kitchen, along the passage and up the stair, to the ground floor and then along past the withdrawing and dining rooms to my study where we were assembled.

"Ah Mellors, I understand,"I started, Lavinia had lowered her wench,"I said don't motility, nurture your skirts and spread your wooden leg again Lavinia."

She gave me a blacken flavour but did as I said.

I continued,"Yes I understand, that you Mellors have been using my daughter like a sporting lady ?"

He stuttered,"I have never, I haven't,"he shuffled awkwardly,"Never had fleshly knowledge."

"Not at all ?"I continued,"Not with your brim on her shaven agglomerate, your natural language in her moist slot, your pecker between her house mounds ?"He blushed crimson."Has she never suckled your tool, swallowed your seed ? Have you never suckled her rampant knocker buds ? Have you never rammed your rampant humanity into her tight puckered ass fix ?"

"Not that no, I would never do that,"he pleaded appalled at my suggestion.

"And the eternal sleep ?"I asked.

"Yes, I can not deny it, that's what we did and I kissed her lip last thing at night,"he said and he added nervously."Am I dismissed ?"

"Bloody hung more like,"I suggested,"But a divine service first."

He seemed puzzled,"sustenance your doll lofted Lavinia, spread your legs and prepare for your maidenhead to be ripped asunder,"I ordered.

I continued,"As I can not practise the droit de signeur and use up my own daughters maidenhead I must depute, and in view of Dr Legge's heart condition, it must settle to you."

Dr Legge protested,"My heart is strong as a horse,"he insisted.

I nodded"Indeed, but you are at least fifty yr of age and gymnastic horse are generally utterly long before that, so, Mellors, disrobe, and to your duty."

He looked at me, at the physician and at Lavinia.

"Oh well it could be worse, I suppose,"Lavinia sighed.

"I can not,"Mellors pleaded.

"Judging by the bulge in your breech I would say you should accept no difficulty what so ever,"the doctor insisted.

"Obey my parliamentary procedure or be dismissed,"I ordered,"Good god man is this not what you have dreamed of."

"Oh well if I must,"Mellors agreed rather eagerly.

He undressed carefully rather than the alacrity of one which could only afford to pay for ten hour with a whore which I would deliver expected.

"Father ! '' Lavinia pleaded but she stilled her tongue when Mellors hugely engorged member sprang free.

She barely even had the moment to say"Be gentle with me,"before Mellors gently took wait of her around the waist and eased his member within her. In just one suave import she was his. Just the brief moan and she was his. No resistance what so ever.

"Oh Miss Lavinia, I must apologize,"Mellors said uselessly as he took his pleasure.

She looked mildly ridiculous, dressed in her day clothes to the waist and entirely bare below.

"I say Legge, do you see these two screw ?"I asked.

"Of class I do Hansen, I'm not blind,"he agreed.

"Then will you sign to that effect, it requires two signatures and the signature of a Department of Justice of the Peace and a pro gentleman will do,"I ventured.

"What for ?"he asked stupidly.

"Common law wedding,"I explained."We have seen a bang-up demo of philia, indeed a fornication, so all that is required is to bless a dethronement to that effect."

"Now hold hard Hansen,"Legge blustered.

"Five guineas for your trouble ?"I ventured.

"Do you have a form ?"he came back. As it happened there were a sheaf of the like in my desk.

Lavinia had he head thrown back gurgling and gasping with pleasure when Mellors finally shot his wad and collapsed upon her.

"Congratulations, I now declare you to be man and wife in coarse law !"

"Oh very funny,"Lavinia sighed.

"Oh no, he is not jocose,"Legge ventured,"We have signed the document, Mellors is now your husband."

"And I am afraid your marriage to Humphrey Raymond can not now proceed,"I added.

"But father !"she demanded,"What about the Christian church, the present tense, the reception ?"

"The present can go back, the vicar will birth to be paid as will the consort and bell dead ringer,"I explained.

"How shall I find a rich husband now ?"Lavinia asked as she dabbed herself with a handkerchief.

"You shall have dowry enough to suffer yourself and Mellors,"I suggested,"Whom I do believe has the making of a fine gentleman and may well excell in job with a beneficial woman behind him, and in the absence of one you will have to suffice."

"And the response ?"Legge enquired,"All that food and wine ? !

"We shall celebrate Mr and Mrs Mellors,"I suggested.

"You idiot !"Lavinia scolded Mellors,"Now look what you've done !"

"Hush, we will think of something,"Mellors said quietly.

"Absolutely, now if you will let off me I have a rampant fellow member myself,"I said as I excused myself and went to find my latest maid.

She saw me coming, she tried to run,"No professional,"she said as I caught her by the shoulders,"Don't tear my gaberdine, let me fill it off, it takes me ages to sew back together again."

I released her and full as her Son she removed her gaberdine to stand naked but for her silk stockings and slippers.

"Can't you wait ‘ cashbox we get to your bedroom ?"she asked,"As doing it against a door frame hurts my back."

"So upgrade on my stopcock and I'll carry you,"I suggested.

"Oh you are naughty !"she simpered,"Someone might see !"

"Let them, let them see I am far from being in my dotage !"I replied as she stood against the wall with her legs spread eagerly awaiting my rampant cock.

Joyously she raised herself up to accept me and then grasping her smock while wrapping her legs around me she gave herself to me as waves of ecstasy swept over her.

I strode Forth River to my survey, she held my knee pants so I did not stumble over them and I strode proudly through the door.

"Padre !"Lavinia squealed.

"My master !"Legge spluttered.

"Do you see it was not from inability I forwent your maidenhead,"I assured her.

"He took mine and no risk,"my maid simpered.

"Sir are you quite mad ?"Mellors enquired.

"Not quite lad,"I assured him,"Now bring your wench and let us discuss affair like gentlemen do in a whore house."

"Wench, how dare you call me dame !"Lavinia bridled.

"Give over miss,"the maid said quite rudely,"I likes his Lordship fucking while we discusses stuff. You will too if you gives it a chance."

We went into my snug, I sat on my hot seat while my maid straddled me with my member inside her.

Mellors sat in the other chair with his breeches down."For heaven's interest Lavinia you know you want to,"I chided.

"Oh very well,"she agreed and she sank down on Mellor's penis until when fully sheathed her lips brushed his. Their lingua entwined noisily,"Do you love me ?"she asked between kisses.

"Yes, I have loved you from the first time I saw you,"he admitted,"I own I am the happiest man in the world."

I shook my head teacher,"Oh well my love, little prospect of any sensible discourse,"I advised,"Lets leave these two to their pleasance and away to my bed."

"Do you love me ?"my maid asked quietly later as she climbed off me.

"I love fucking you,"I admitted.

"I love you fucking me too,"she said,"That's kind of being in love is it not ? ”