In the CAW 24 ribbon, Pars001 asked :

'' also can it have a sci fi enigma or stranger romanticism paper ? after all I am unusual ''

My reception was :

'' How about pact talks between the < insert name here > alien raceway and the humans. The final treaty has to be consummated by sex between an alien and a homo. For extra points, tell it from both homo and alien points of view.

BTW : This is not an whole master copy idea. ``

I had to try this one.

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The president stared at the webpage, its oversaturated wild blue yonder semblance hurt his eyes, but it was the video which was just confusing and made his vexation. How did they do that ? He looked at his briefing papers for address, the diagram of the noncitizen female person. If he squinted, you might misidentify them for convention people, in a dark alley, during a power outage. Everything was just in the wrong place, and he really did n't want to think of the function of that orifice, just next to their reproductive orifice.

He turned to his chief science consultant. `` Are you totally for sure this is how they do it ? ``

'' The linguistic scientist are confirming mr President. They studied the body language in minute detail, it was said as if it were the most formula natural process. They 'll be mightily offended if we do n't do it their way. ``

'' He really said, 'its consummated with a ass on live TV, your President of the United States and our United States President'? ``

'' That 's exactly what he said mr chairman. ``

'' And we 've confirmed that that 's what he meant ? ``

'' We asked most politely for clarification, and that is what he meant. He seemed perturbed by the question. We do n't want to sabotage the negotiation, so we just moved politely onto the logistics of the act. ``

'' This is n't going to stamp out me or maybe spoilt, stamp out her ? ``

'' All the data shows we are extremely compatible. We evolved from he Saami introductory amino dose as they did, our nutrient are compatible. We would even classify them as mammalian if we did n't know they 're foreign. They give birth to live young, and they suckle them, they even have vestigial body whisker. Our measurements indicate that our sex reed organ are of compatible sizing. ``

The president flinched at the mention of sex pipe organ, it was his balls on the credit line here. Rather too literally for his liking.

'' So how is this going to go down ? ``

'' Page five of the briefing report has the lineation of the consequence. You will participate from opposite sides of the microscope stage, you will be naked to start with. You will meet on the bed at center phase, and there you will perform the intercourse. ``

'' How the hell am I supposed to fuck an alien, her places are not in the right places. ``

'' The briefing document pageboy 20 through 30 covers suggestions on how to go forward. Our anthropologists have been studying their rite and customs. There is a orotund amount of source material for that, their pornography industriousness is surprisingly advanced. We can see several path in which you might be capable to mate with their president. We have hypnotism for foreplay, the anthropologists are suggesting it is still habitual for their Male to get hold of the star in sex act. However, do n't be surprised if she gives you direction instead. I 'm certainly you can treat it, sir. ``

The president was now questioning why he got into government in the first place. He could hold been a dewy-eyed husbandman just like his Church Father. He carried on studying the briefing paper.

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John L. H. Down on the planet, prexy Rowena Powell was having similar sentiment. She looked at the orange tinted covering of her most treasured possession. `` Playboy and the ooze God '' it proclaimed, even above the name, `` amazing '', of the magazine. Her uncle Isaac had bought it for her when she was ten, it was already an old geezer then. It had sparked a young girls interest in science and it had put her on the route which after a mates of strange good turn brought here here. To be fucked by an alien.

She wanted to know there was no misunderstanding, like the hapless Botax ( the alien booster in the title story ) had had. She called that being the slime god.

'' We 're totally 100 % positive that this is their custom, they 're not the ooze god here ? ``

'' They told us about it in the one-sixth form. They were very definite about how this was to pass off, madam president '' The estrange language had multiple forms, each var. was used in a unlike way to communicate dark glasses of meaning. The one-sixth figure was radical polite, it also conveyed the content, 'if you do n't correspond, we 'll nuke you', so no mistaking their intent.

The language forms the outlander used also made it almost unacceptable to put a name to them, they themselves called themselves several things including `` Baorn '', `` Oeblae '' and `` Rohazee ''. Baorn was 6th form, Rohazee was third, much to a lesser extent evening gown. If you used the amiss one in the faulty circumstances you could set off a war, or defective. Most of the time they were referred to `` our ally from space '', or just `` admirer ''. There were a lot of less polite words for them in vernacular currentness as well.

'' So how does their chassis work again ? ``

'' They 're in transition from quadrupedal to bipedal, not unlike a gorilla. The principal analogue is not fully articulated, more of a extrusion. There are respective middle and a mouth. The mouth is only used for feeding, not for internal respiration. Respiration and voice communication uses the posterior orifice. ``

'' You mean they talk through their but ? ``

'' Exactly. ``

'' They must be good pol. ``

The scientific discipline advisor suppressed a chuckle, but continued. `` The sass also doubles as the sex organs though. The tongue is also a member. ``

'' The male fucks by going down on the female ? Sounds good to me. '' Said the President with a giggle.

'' Actually madam chairwoman, the female 's sexual organs are also in her mouth. Copulation is more like french necking. There is some reference to oral sex, that might be more what you were referring to madam President of the United States. Though given the remainder in the positions of their mouthpiece and the man vagina, it might face different. ``

'' Like he 's kissing her tail ? ``

'' Precisely gentlewoman prexy. ``

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Rowena walked hesitantly onto the stage, she felt naked. She was naked, but it felt worse than that. Across the stage was the stranger president, he did look like a headless Megaptera novaeangliae gorilla from this angle. Getting cheeseparing she could see that he was hairless, his cutis was dour and looked more like a grained leather crownwork. That was more or less as expected, their sun flooded their major planet with much more UV light than terra firma, a tougher skin was necessary for survival.

Even closer she could see the heart around the sensational hump. On their planet, they were much more heavily shielded against sun, with multiple eyelids. To the alien, even a wellspring lit TV studio was colored, so all the center were fully open, several of them were staring at her.

Finally they were within touching aloofness, the unknown spoke, to Rowena, it sounded like a fart. The translation was relayed to her ear bug, `` I 'm very delight to run into you madam prexy. ``

Rowena started her prepared delivery, `` I 'm pleased, … '' but did n't get to finish. The alien reached around and hugged her, and kissed her. The hug felt like the alien was wearing an exquisitely soft leather jacket, leather was n't Rowena 's fetish, but at this rate she thought she might change her creative thinker. The hug was very sensual. She reached around and hugged back, she could feel the light coating of hair she expected to find.

The buss was also quite a good turn on, the alien 's tongue slipped into her lip. Of class, it was also his penis and it was erect, she tried to french him, but she found herself giving him a blowjob. Meanwhile the alien 's other clapper, there were three smaller tongue arrayed around the main spit, they also joined in. It was really titillating for Rowena.

The foreigner reached for her bosom, she found herself getting the most sensual massage. It felt like hands clad in the softest calfskin baseball glove. The extraterrestrial being maneuvered her to sit on the bed, then moved his mouth down to her tit. The prehensile tongue/penis again performed a most sensual massage of her chest. She lay back on the bed and moaned softly.

Rowena was barely capable of rational thinking at that moment, but one thought she had was that these outlander had a future tending to earth women like this. She 'd be tempted to signalize up for this again. The alien kissed down her stomach, arriving at her pussy. The foreigner 's tongue probed, he was effective at this, a natural Rowena though. She sighed and moaned some more, louder this time.

She felt the alien 's tongue/penis pushing at her incoming. Simultaneously, the three smaller glossa licked at her clit and pussy sass. The effect was too much for Rowena, she came, her moan became wow and she trashed around on the bed. The alien raised his buttocks high, and trumpeted a triumphant bellowing, it still sounding like a very loud wind. Then he came inside her.

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At the very recently and rapidly constituted bureau of estrange personal matters, Mark Watson was a computational linguistic scientist. He was part of the team which had built the translator the negotiation had relied on. He was troubled.

As he was discussing his concerns with is boss, the TV was playing the conjugation of the chairman in the background. It was being broadcast around the human race. `` So you know about the respective grade of our champion'language. ``

'' Uh huh. ``

'' I was looking over the rendering map, I noticed the tierce and fifth bod cluster very closely in the outturn space. That would intend discussion in the third and fifth forms can be easily confused. This is a phenomena our friends have noticed themselves. They call them 'third form jokes'. Something like our puns, but more subtle. The thirdly form tends to express cruder concepts, so if you change a fifth form Logos to a third base form news in a sentence you can end up with a filthy laugh pun. ``

'' That could make life unmanageable, can we alter the topology of the map to increase the breakup of the anatomy ? ``

'' That was what I was thinking we want to do, but I was examining the output and I think we 've been translating 'handshake'as 'fuck'by mistake. '' They both looked over to the action on the screen .