‘ noncitizen must be, due to the enormity of the universe.'
tool Pound was always sure that one was a phallusy. Until one strange nighttime, when he gladly awoke to hear a green glowing extraterrestrial member inside his ass.
It was safe to say he found himself on the receiving end of a dick pound sterling that Night. The next morning he arrived at work. He was a manager, and therefore expected to be the one giving out the dick pound. Greeeeaaaatt…he mused, while marching round the federal agency like an rear putz. In fact, one day some of the boys had seen fit to wrap him up in a human being sized condom - that way, he knew he was a stopcock. That day, due to the tool pounding he'd received the night before, he walked as if he had a carrot up his ass - but no one noticed, given this was how he always walked. That night, he received yet another gullible glowing tool throb. Mmmmmm…terrific. But what on EARTH was going on ?

At the end of each day, Dick knew he'd be getting a Syrian pound. That was one matter he could count on. And the glowing phallus always vanished as quickly as it came.
On the stroke of midnight, Dick woke to the now familiar green glow which filled his room. Syrian pound. pound sign. Ezra Loomis Pound. It had began again. putz grinned. Things were going well, so well that he showed his O-face. Then filled with orgasmic sudden upheaval, he whirled around confrontationally ! He found himself facial expression to brass with a aphrodisiac looking foreign man. The alien, surprised at prick 's sudden movement, winked. The first off affair he noticed was the green man 's pecs. The stranger was ripped, like a living sculpture. Compared to the unknown, Benedict Arnold Schwarzenegger had toothpick arms, like a feeble piffling girl. cock smiled. This was perfect.
'' You can just go ahead and move a little bit to the left. Yeah, that 's it. Great. ``
The alien man adjusted his posture. Ezra Pound. lbf.. POUND. The pounding was certainly otherworldly. hawkshaw frowned and began to get curious. As the glowing phallus pounded away, Dick 's creative thinker began to sate with inquiry, lots like his anus was slowly filling with ( noncitizen ) semen.

After a shortsighted patch, prick Lebanese pound's thought drifted. He thought he'd seen the unknown somewhere before. But where ? He racked his wit, trying to recall where he could've seen an alien. Ah ! He clicked - he'd seen him at one of the many rap concerts he'd attended. The extraterrestrial being looked like notoriously awful rapper Too $ hort.
"Mmmm…yeah…,"Dick Pound mused,"If you could go ahead and evidence me who you are, that would be great…"
"YEAH YEAH,"the alien responded in jacket crown,"real number PLAYAS UP IN Hera NOW. REPRASENT."
The alien's response of some Too $ hort language confirmed Dick hammer's suspicions - the alien was Too $ hort, and spoke only in caps, much like the lyrics to the vocal"Yo Neck, Yo rachis"must have been written. The beat stuck in his head - de do de do do de do de do de do de do do de do de. It was a dickhead beat.
"YOU TALKIN SLL THAT SHIT ABOUT SUCKAZ LICKIN ON YA. ALL DOWN YO BACK UP YO CRACK. YOU TALKIN TO A REAL PLAYA NOW GURL. REAL. I DON'T GO FIRST."
Dick soon realised the alien spoke not only completely in cap, but largely only in Too $ hort lyrics. Suddenly it all made sense - Too $ hort had to be an alien. Only individual who had observed earth culture from the outside, but never lived it, could have composed song and rime so severe and yet still thought they had any merit whatsoever. The alien was Too $ hort.

He might 've been called Too $ hort, but his tool was jolly long. `` Long as a log, '' thought shaft, as logarithm of shit were removed from his anus during the remain pounding. POUND. pound ... And then it was over, seemingly, before it even began. pecker was astonished ! By golly, he was up early the adjacent break of the day overbold as the for the first time steaming turd on a coldness day. He bounded around the office, spilling coffee from his mug, but not giving one ass who he spilled it on. One particularly heated moment he managed to drench an Irishman with the mental object of his mug, and was yelled at to `` FUCK OFF. '' Fists were raised, but at this accurate bit, who would come in a giant member shaped UFO but the Too $ hort himself !"YEAH YEAH. SHORT DAWG HAS ENTERED THE building. '' The external glass shattered, giving way to the jumbo glowing craft, and Too $ hort entered the office, pulled down his trouser, and sprayed everyone inside instantly with a hot load of semen ! This was turning into a fine day indeed, thought Dick !

Too $ hort bundled putz up in his strong arms and took him aboard his cock shaped quad ship. Too $ hort prepared the ship for orbital ( and anal ) interpolation. Dick furrowed his brow, jacking off all the while. Suddenly they were in space, in worldly concern area. Too $ hort penetrated gumshoe 's ass again, and again and again and again. POUND. Went Too $ hort 's cock. POUNDPOUND. 2 pounds in agile succession. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. A fusillade - things were getting under way. POUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUNDPOUND. Was that it ? pound sign. descend the answer. No. POUND. And silence. 0 but a ace, troglodyte punt to finish up the job. Shortly thereafter, Dick pound defenestrated himself and started falling back to world. You might think Dick would die in the vaccuum of space, but he did n't. cock Ezra Pound did n't train any shit. putz Pound was badass. Dick quid 's shaft was all-american. Too $ hort 's cock shaped space ship came zooming after him, ready to pervade Dick 's ass. But tool 's semen blasted like a jet, allowing him to maneuver away from the baneful infinite cock.

Dick began to fly into deep infinite on the jet of his semen. blank is unnumerable, he mused, yet his semen was beginning to fill almost every crack cocaine. On the way past Alpha Centauri he happened upon a melanize pickle, which sucked his big cock for him. `` Best blowjob ever, '' putz thought. He would recommend it to anyone. As peter passed the Edwin Powell Hubble thick field, he wondered how big Edwin Hubble 's cock was when he was alive. Dick passed the voyager and knew was out far into quad now. As Dick grew hungrier and hungry, he was forced to consume his own seed. He ended up shitting and vomiting his own seed and eating afterwards, an endless sexy cycle. He soon found this disgusting and died .