A note on our playfull side ...

From Master : For everyone wondering what its the like for us after 13 years of marriage here is a risible chronicle from our trip to the Loves hand truck stop.

So I had to run to get new mud flaps for my dump truck and asked Ali if she wanted to go with of grade she did. So we set off on our little trek since loves is like 30 miles away. once there of course I wonder looking at accessory for the motortruck and what not my wife is looking at tourer stuff and said she wanted a bite so I 'm same sure. she finds something she wants and a drink. I find something we have not tried yet. It's a bourbon and bacon sausage peg with a 1st Baron Verulam high mallow stick. Of course, I am expected to portion well while standing at counter paying for everything Ali wonders off distracted by shiney stuff and I see Sweet tarts halcyon ropes so naturally I toss them in. She didn't see me grab them.

Now were on the way menage we are talking about a car accident that seems to be multiple fomite scattered sporadically along the route. Were piecing it together as Ali eats her collation. she asks me if I opened my high mallow yet ? I tell her no but when I do she will get some. now for about 20 Min or so she is giving me foul expression while I chow down on sweet tarts ropes. Looks that say she's about to stab me. I on the other helping hand missed out on a Sweet burn because I had no theme, she thought the R-2 were cheese and she was getting mad I was not sharing. If I would have known she thought it was high mallow I would have fed her one. she finally burst out mad saying, why are you not sharing, and take hold of the bag only to see it's not high mallow. Now we are laughing so hard we have tears running down our faces. I was straight up in the dog planetary house for not sharing my confect that she would hate. And that folk if how marriage survives 13 years.

Ali's position : ideate your married person eating your best-loved food, one right after the other. Your starving. He just keeps eating it saying nothing. Not even acknowledging the death glares ... then you see its some confect you wo n't even eat. Big dissatisfaction here.

We were chilling on the couch when a commercial for boy sports meeting world came on. Tapanga is explaining corey that he can be honest about anything from here on out without reverence of persecution. Corey tries it by asking tapanga to stop using his razor and she agrees, kissing him and leaving. Corey excliams. Honesty all the time, this is gon na be large. To which his roomamte eye axial rotation or something.

In all typical me fashion I turn to rick and ask `` you do n't ever lie to me, do you ? ``

haystack says all the time and chuckles.

So I asked him what about and he says, `` like when you ask if your pretty, I lie, your face really looks like a heel butt. '' He starts chuckling as I race in to plug him. I 'm swinging black eye all over but missing and then he seize me, pulls me in for a hug and I motion to my now broken somersaulting flop.

In truthful sadist mode, he grabs it, spanks me a lot with it. All over my organic structure. Then he fixes it before suggesting a mostly vanilla sex romp on the couch. : ) I do have intercourse him a lot. Even though he drives me crazy !

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note of hand to readers : this story is unadulterated. 2 girls 1 cup unadulterated ( never seen it, guessing off rumors ) so if you do n't want to be grossed out, do n't read it.

This story starts at employment while bored. I had n't seen a customer in an hour so I started shopping. I had a thought of buying something fun to show skipper I appreciate all the things he does for me. Looking at numbing nebuliser. I can deepthroat yes, for brusk menstruation of time. I wanted to get wagerer. I saw it hanging on the rampart and thought, its a miracle. Instant pornstar nebuliser. Then quickly wondered why they flavor everything. Settled on spearamint ( still nasty however )

Then went back to reading penthouse and texting mass. I discovered a penthouse guild is in san fran and now I really want to go. Was texting my young man about my naughty plans.

The fund stayed void till close so I was out early. Raced plate to bed and sprayed my throat. Then the fellow called. He was delighted about discovering butter cake. : ) also told me of a place called supper order. Seriously. San fran is everything. I need to go. I reminded him of my plan, said our dear and goodbyes.

I started out great. I was outdoing porn stars. In, out, fast, rich, harder, profoundly, faster. For a bit ... then it came ... I gagged. Could n't pull off fast enough. I threw up, the bed and him became a lake. It was gross and mortifying.

Hes a good sport though. We cleaned up the bed and when I returned he had theese cards in his helping hand. plug-in I had never seen before. military position reward cards. I picked one and got into view. What fallowed was the best oral he has ever given. The outdo viva I have ever recieved. Oral for try !

Then he took control. He put me in missionary position and did his toad squat move thing I like so much. Its fast, rough and feels amazing. It also does n't choose him long to finish.

After a nimble shower he and I were cuddling in bed. He reassured me I should n't worry about the misshap. Ask anyone I 've been with. Sometimes things do n't work out and go horribly wrong. Its ok, just dust off and move on : ).

little things

Its always the little things that make me have sex Lord Mithus so much.

driving me around

Bringing me lunch when I 'm called in early and go on the fly.

Putting up with my bitchy face

Putting up with my workaholicness

Bringing me flowers out of the gloomy

Finishing my creative theme : )

Our little drives

Our woodsy breeze

Your problem solving on the fly.

career or texting just because.

Your hands on me, in me, when I cook or clean.

Your never ending passion for me.

Lot of things. I just love him a lot !

kicking

So if you did n't have intercourse, lord and I are very playfull as a couple and expecially during sex or any scenes. Were not serious at all. I love it.

The other night skipper had me in missionary. I ca n't remember what prompted my outburst but I threatened to push him off me, and recoil his face. ( inordinate trouncing or tickling maybe ? ) Than instantly broke into a bratty fit og laughter. He was promptly to pin my weapon down urging me to try. So I did, however he is bigger and unattackable. He leaned in and loomed over me. I could n't move. He kept urging me to try harder. Mocking my failure as I tried. Eventually he gave in and flopped back on the bed to which I tapped his cheek with my understructure in responce. Still lost in a giggle fit.

Then he did something utterly hellish ... he licked my toes. Eeewwwww.

Typical us. resume sex till climax and end scene.

roll the dice

We got some sex die. Not just any dice though. Kinky bdsm dice ! We also got cards. Kinky bdsm bill of line. So we rolled the die. Playfull whips doggy style. I took mine good. Then I rolled and got playfull party whip standing up. No lash around so we used our riding crop. I hit him hard a few practiced clock time. goose egg hurts him. Of trend we both took turns using the tickler file on the other end. He tied me up and i tied him up. All with the dice curlicue of course.

Then onto cards. My hands tied behind my back straddling him and going strong for a bit. The next poster had management for me to sit on his thighs. Twice we tried the challenging mannerism and twice i fell. victor laughed and said `` were too fat for this ''.

Then he ball gagged me and put me in reverse cowgirl for a bit. From then on it was his scenery and he assumed control condition. He went doggy for a piece before removing my gag and sending me over the bound with a good knocker cropping.

When it was all done and we were spent I grabbed the crop, flicked his mind and giggled smarting off `` shoulda had a v8. ``

Then he hit my ass hard for it. Lesson learned. Run following time ; - )

Feb 2, 2015

how to save a college composition

How to write a paper

Procrastinate for fucking 3 dam Day while passe-partout nags you

Take a few government note

Procrastinate again

caper hookie from work because your daughter faked sick and got sent home from school.

Think about the paper but collation instead

Have sex for the world-class time in 2 weeks during nap time.

Beg to go again only to be forced to compute

Begn for diametric pop and nachos

Eat nachos and down polar po

Write paragraph

Ask which is better, DC or Marvel

Blame master for distracting you when he exlains for over ten min why you ca n't ask that

Write 2 more than paragraphs and then contain a few phone calls

Write some more

submit a roll of tobacco break. Nvm that you dont smoke. That lit cigar makes you feel cool as you gossip with a friend.

last paper

smoke again.

I think masters waiting and watching was more agonizing for him than the composition was for me lol. He concludes the night with, `` and you now have 2 papers each week for the repose of the terminal figure '' right grief.

Sep 27, 2016

smartass

wrick asks me if I was going to bed. I tell no that i just moved because i was naked and your friend was at the door. He playfully tells me in the kitchen that I should n't sit around nude. He gives not much rationality so the brat comes out. `` supposition its skillful I 'm standing then. ``

Next thing im bound and bent over the deep frost getting a spanking. A strong hurty one. Not a fun one.

Oct 5, 2016

Consent

Please maintain in creative thinker that we are a wacky fun couple in this plainspoken moment story. This is not intended to stir a debate on consent, offend anyone, or conjure head about my relationship.

I got new short for the first clip this tenner and intend to wear them in our fl. Heat waves. So I 'm trying a distich on and banding over for Inspection ... I said `` Look at these shorts ''. He slapped my ass. I made a joke about him not understanding consent. He continued to spank me. I made a joking menace to choke him out over his deficiency of esteem for consent. This got howling of laugh and Sir Thomas More spanks. He 's 6ft. I ca n't even with him lol. He makes another joke while tickling about cover consent because he bought me ( marriage joke ). So I mount him and he keeps swatting at my ass. I go for the choke handle and fail. I mention that I 've made it shed light on for him only to look.

Punchline ...

He gets that dopey grin and says `` I was looking, with my hands. '' Suddenly I 'm laughing so hard my side of meat is splitting and I ca n't bring myself to pass him anymore. Were both laying there dying of laugh. If that gave you a chuckle it did its job.

May 28, 2018

Awkward ending

That ill at ease moment when your trying to look on lesbian porno but a wanderer crawls across your phone so you throw it, and wake the whole household. Oooops. Lol

Jun 26, 2018

Lie to me

We got the cave and the entrance was small. Small space put me on edge. You said I 'd be finely. I was uneasy. I had already noticed 2 webs. You said there wouldnt be spiders down there. I wasnt born last night but I went along with it. Once inside I looked everywhere and didnt see anything. I relaxed a bit. I sat down taking it all in. My first cave misstep. I took some pic. You kept asking me to propel along and join you elsewhere ( just suggesting kindly that we keep going ) but i stayed put just soaking it up. So you came to join me. You could n't tell me what you saw because I 'd hyperventalate and go full phase of the moon blown terror. So you searched for a nice way to address things. You saw a spider the size of a 50 cent peice sitting just half an inch from my hand. When I wouldnt move, you moved the spider. Nonchalantly making it scurry away. Eventually we did move. We started to fool around but a cave cricket came next. I asked you to kill it, you did not, but you made it go away. We looked for the bat but he was gone to your relievo. I threatened to pet him if I saw him and I was grievous, rabies or not ( I 've already had the lecture, skip it please ). You kept us moving. I kept looking but you were the alone one spotting the spiders so you guided accordingly. Eventually we headed back for the departure. I became fixated on a modest crawlspace with a footling bend. I said let 's see what 's around the bend. You gave me lighting for my photograph. When I asked you to cower to the bend and see what 's around it, you agreed. You got about half way to the bend when you said `` I dont think I can hun, I 'm too big ''. You came out and suggested we exit the cave. We had seen it all already anyways. You said zero. You were patient during all 3 of my failed attempts to go up out. once we got out and had walked just down the trail you spilled all the beans. The Bend was home to a teacup saucer sized grim furry spider. When you went to get my picture, he came out to say hhello. YYou didnt know his plan so you wrapped affair up. You lied and calmly helped me exit the situation. If I had seen it, or the several others I would have screamed, hyperventilated, and probably caused my self a concussion mid panic.

Instead you lied to me and I had a wonderful time. Ignorance is bliss. Thank you for today .