Yuletide 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Dec 25, trick griffon just shook his head. Standing aside he watched as the happy and joyous hoi polloi went by. Happy and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these mark had any thought of what they were doing. God, as he watched another multitude of masses go by ; what a bunch of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"Hello privy, lot of the great unwashed moving through the memory board I see. That merchandising fast one you came up with was sheer genius !"St. John smiled might as well be squeamish to this one he was the hirer, for now."You can anticipate a big incentive this yr for this whoremaster ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Xmas company this year ? I have a lot of clobber to do."privy asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a clip for the family of this corporation to join together. No, I'm afraid that attending is mandatory. Besides you might run across a nice girl there !"Mr. Allen said as he elbowed john slightly.

John faked a smiling as Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen walked off, a woman ? Good Shepherd that was all he needed was a hateful, vindictive, greed driven, blood suction creature that loved to torture. Shaking his heading he was improve off alone, he was blessed sure a hell of a lot felicitous. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female. Just then two beautiful, Whitney Moore Young Jr. women walked by smiling at King John, only to induce him scowl at them.

He could hear them gasp then move away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tight-fitting blond said.

"Oh, that's john griffin, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like masses, women in particular."Her friend another slender though brunet place worker said."I have heard rumor that he was hurt ..."Then to John their vocalism were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

shit it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temp when he saw him. Then a wry smile crossed his face, then again it was keeping people in the office away from him. The showtime true grin he'd worn in calendar week appeared as he thought, ‘ darn I might accept to buy him a beer ! He just might give birth done me a party favour running his rima oris !'Sighing he might as well get prepare for the company, damn it this sucked ! He hated assembly, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing John Lackland shook his head then looked at his picket, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the elevator to the top of the edifice John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get sent home. As the elevator door open John instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, set over a waste paper basket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have a Kriss Kringle Claus ! Can the temp company station one Chris ?"

"Not at this late junction, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his coat of arms up,"What am I going to do ? We have to make a Santa for the company. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted John at the lift doors.

When John saw Mr. Woody Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great head for business organization. This is just an extension of the time of year's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning face."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a freehearted man giving presents to children."can's middle started to beam as he ran the scenario through his psyche."These children in routine want things, matter that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Gracie Allen sir. Thing is I have to be glad and Jolly, two things that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most remunerative, successful pot ever. An advert blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a passel that will make you a fable in the field, a household name to all, and one that you could write your own ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The all sentence John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the juke one he put on everyday but an real genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"trade good, though the only thing is you have to work with a helper."Mr. Allen said as King John's middle narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."John the Evangelist started.

"facial expression john I need you on this. Don't make me have got to rethink my alternative to keep you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this company or you can go by the way incline. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did relish this job, he'd crushed several to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can mould with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female. Just think of it as another business maneuver. Kind of like sex collection attracts but sex sells."

privy stood there staring at both men all that they said was true. Sighing a thirdly prison term he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the dorsum to put the suit on. Pointing to a door lavatory walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing apparel you pervert !"John Lackland just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the elbow room and started to undress."What in the sin do you think you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're John griffon aren't you ?"

"First to reply your inquiry I was sent in here to alter into this,"here John held up the Santa causa."second base, I am not a deviate as I have no pursuit in you or your, HA ! Laughable petite trunk. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any minute and I have to be there to show the season."John was trying to look sharp so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumors earlier.

The woman started to say more but the words stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the guild between John's legs had her speechless. Finally a min later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex ingathering. God knows you don't have a great deal else that's for trusted !"whoremaster sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... aspect here you damn monstrosity of nature ! I have Sir Thomas More appeal in my little thumb than you do in your whole physical structure !"The brunette was almost screaming at John.

"Freak huh ? At least I don't go around spreading rumors about bull I know nothing about !"John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you John griffon ; a tight breakup two twelvemonth ago, no nipper, no societal life. Hell you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's look,"I could have your ass out of here for revealing personal details about me. If you're going to be a bitch the unanimous time, then I could lay down it happen. empathise ? Be a bitch, I'll treat you like one. Help me, and I'll avail you. Now get the nookie dressed before both of us are out on our tail end ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the only single to know, I want it to quell that way."John growled to punctuate his point.

Gulping the woman nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the room. ‘ Who in the hell did he conceive he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Father Christmas elbow room. The man hated cleaning lady why would he help oneself her ? I guess I'll have to find out more about him. Greeting various children who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull in this off.

Finally dressed John looked at the figure of his ego in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit of clothes was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around apparatus that increased his venter size, he appeared to be about decently for the job. He was about to grab the door when Mr. Gracie Allen walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything dependable ! I told all the fry that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the room access leading Santa Claus out."Here he is kids !"There was the roar of dozens of nipper as John the Evangelist Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the room. Putting on his best expression he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of kid. Hmmm the brunette was better at this than he thought.

For the future hour trick went through the motility asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was right John thought this is a fabulous doojigger to advertise the season. Finally getting into it Gospel According to John was actually a little disappointed when it was over. Entering the room bathroom sat as he saw what looked like a curtain across the eye. Smirking again, ‘ good, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to depend at her again.'A few minutes later Saint John was almost completely raw when he heard a grunt then the woman fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as privy could see she was totally nude sculpture. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his headspring. Offering her a hand she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept help from perverts."She said as she got off the story and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the same about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as very much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her headspring through the mantle, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a madam, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the drapery,"You are a deprave yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to face with him. Shaking her head she continued,"I am a lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the drapery down."Look you fucking kick ! I don't leave a dogshit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your fucking clientele ! So do me a favor, keep placid and I will also. You're poking your nose into red cent you have no patronage messing with. In a word ? roll in the hay off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and pants on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to speak as the man left the room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to catch the man and pass her a piece of her judgment. Outside the changing way she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the society ! Oh dump she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a marvelous job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa Claus tonight is also our depot Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could satisfy in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the publicizing campaign to finish."John the Divine said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"meaninglessness, your assistant can handle the residuum of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its ego !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ whoremonger thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am sure that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the total place goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worry about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to understand if you can do what you did in there in the fund. Well ... I can guarantee that your fillip will increase in size of it. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."Gospel According to John said with a smirk.

"My name is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make sure as shooting you both have furcate changing room. I am sorry you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and adult female. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the like man in a red cause who'd been pale earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure enough, I am sure they got a good look at each early. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a dependable chance it did."Tim Allen stated."So what's the next whole step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may take to step in for a import but I think they are proceeding on course of instruction,"Chris told a weeping Tim.

The adjacent day St. John the Apostle showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his news there were two rooms. Walking in John sat and started to undress. Outside a strange shortsighted man came by and put an out of order sign in on the other way. A instant later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the curtain thinking it was a cupboard and came face to grimace with John, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her astonishment St. John's already huge appendage got bigger !

Smiling Gospel According to John said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be deviate to each former again ! As I said before you say naught and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to feel her will exponent ! Hell she was still trying to deplumate her eyes away from the incredible organ growing harder between his ramification !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"hand !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Gracie Allen has screwed us over again. Oops regretful didn't mean to say that. I apologize."obeisance John then turned and finished dressing then sat to wait on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth open. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to have dejeuner together. I'll dainty since I know you are dead broke. Yes I have my author also. face I know this is an strange position I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to make it as sluttish for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the wall in front of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything delight let me know I'll try to assist all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having mass leave me alone."John told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your story well some of it. I won't insistence you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can parcel ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can bank me then we'll see."whoremonger replied.

Jennifer threw him a smile that seemed to illumine up the room. John saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad impression that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the tabby of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, parentage suck beast otherwise known as adult female ! It hadn't always been that way, at one clock time St. John the Apostle actually thought fair sex were warm, loving, and gentle.

Thinking back he should make seen the signs, as all she wanted was matter to a greater extent and more each week. Then it came to a top dog when he couldn't afford a certain necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal abuse for two days ‘ til in public she made her break with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a freak of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John the Divine had been crushed his spirit mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never finger again. So far that was admittedly, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by can again found that he was actually enjoying the constituent he was playing. It was almost lunch fourth dimension when John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at lunch John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the line in straw man of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. whoremaster's eyes were huge when she sat at the tabular array with a piled up plate ! Though the most puzzle thing was when she ate every bit on her plate ! The whole clock time she ate daintily like a peeress as she said she was. Gospel According to John just shook his question there was a lot More to this woman than met the eye he thought.

They finished that afternoon and were told that they could go home. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't think back the last time I was this banal,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn practiced tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was gear up number 1 and waited on John."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the figurehead and was about to accelerate away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could hold you home if you want."can told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the sum she ate. It was always the same, ivory weary she waited on the bus. On the sixth day Gospel According to John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the judiciary. Walking up he shook her but she didn't move shaking his head he picked her up and put her in the straw man tooshie. Looking in her handbag he found her address on an info plug-in and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled sign of the zodiac, huh St. John thought process. Picking her up he carried her interior, getting to her bedroom he was impressed the home was as uninfected and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the house and armed the alert. cover inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any food for them. Leaving he went to the nighest store and bought fifty pounds of food for the creature. Feeding them he did the few knockout in her sink then sat on the couch and yawned. A moment later both CAT cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the initiatory cat which got the sec jealous and was soon trying to push the other out of the way.

looking finisher he guessed one was a grey Siamese, the other had to be a pillage queen. Though as to the color that was hard to say with all the gabardine, gray, bootleg, gold, and Orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both cats were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a little of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The next morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The shoemaker's last affair she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the electric chair by the bed she saw that her dress were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the keep room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat food. When both her cat-o'-nine-tails came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this intellectual nourishment ... ?"That's when she saw the banker's bill on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the bench, when I tried to wake you, you didn't motion. I brought you home and undressed you and put you in bed. I saw your friend had no solid food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am sorry I violated your reliance and went in your handbag to get your information. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a fashion plate knight that has rescued us for a time. Smiling she thought it was nice that Saint John had bought her some solid food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her dishes also ! Trying to shut down her mouth all she could do was shake her head. Then her angriness started to progress up. Try to buy her ? She didn't think so !

getting dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longsighted she waited the madder she got, she was going to have it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty secure he actually felt that he'd helped her at to the lowest degree for a piddling while. Walking to the dressing room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his face."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another matter coming ! Two more days that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting look again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a bitch !"

trick sat with a thud weeping started to fall from his center as he could see Elizabeth II all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing can steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the move he finished the day. Walking past the dressing room he went straight to his car. Sitting there the rip started again. bedamn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the stopping point prison term he ever trusted a female !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to rationalize to St. John the Apostle she hadn't meant to be as harsh as she had. Changing she came out looking for John the Evangelist but he was nowhere to be seen. Someone told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John Lackland's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"trick ?"She called out. Hearing her voice the binge came harder as he shifted into offset and peeled out. ineffectual to see and not really caring anymore John didn't see the pylon ‘ til the passenger side of the car swiped it and caved in toward John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched privy's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another fellow worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. rip were running freely, unashamedly down her face."Gospel According to John ! My god please Gospel According to John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a woman in forepart of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those nasty things to me in the restaurant."Tears started to fall from his centre."I think I love her mom, she has the shortened cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to look on over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé years ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"lavatory Griffin ! You execrable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better last or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go red cent it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

Saint John opened his eyes again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as feisty as I remember you being !"Then his eyes closed.

"Yes central, we have a manly accident dupe, respective lacerations to face, thorax, and rectify arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
Twenty minutes later they had him disengage and on the way to the hospital. Finally able to see can looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the instant I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my grimace ? Yeah I'm moderately sure she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just give me alone. Haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"John the Evangelist said the disgust apparent in his voice.

Smiling Chris touched John's head,"Here, maybe that will help !"Chris said as suddenly he could see Jennifer's sentiment. There was no thoughts of disgust, nothing that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched lavatory's head. whoremaster heard Jennifer ["John Griffin ! You pathetic ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, tinker's dam it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"Feel like crap now, don't you ? She was on her way to justify for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might have misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious mind another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the infirmary, I have no one, no relation. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"John asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendiferous job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to privy."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."John nodded then was asleep.

At the hospital John the Evangelist was in surgery for possibly an hour then convalescence. Finally a nurse came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, family only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me sleep together when I can see him."A dispirit Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the only living relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his only relative, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The give suck relayed.

A galvanise Jennifer walked down the hall to the elbow room that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the Caucasian coat of a Doctor."Oh ! I'm regretful Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's oral fissure dropped open, Chris ?

"I am only here to wish you two a felicitous life. Now no more of this Whitney Young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me occur back and have to taste both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to thank Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be well-chosen as I am."john smiled. Jennifer was about to utter when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmastime my love ! ”