Christmas 2016



Ten days to go ‘ til Christmas, John griffon just shook his headland. Standing aside he watched as the well-chosen and joyous people went by. glad and joyous yeah right ! My ass he thought ! None of these chumps had any idea of what they were doing. God, as he watched another concourse of citizenry go by ; what a crowd of suckers !

Just then the CEO of the company walked up behind him,"hello Saint John, lot of the great unwashed moving through the storehouse I see. That merchandising prank you came up with was sheer sensation !"John smiled might as well be dainty to this one he was the boss, for now."You can gestate a big bonus this year for this privy ! I made sure of that."

"Thank you Mr. Allen, I appreciate that. Uh, is it ok if I miss the Christmas party this year ? I have a lot of stuff and nonsense to do."John asked.

"No, I'm afraid not, this is a metre for the fellowship of this corporation to connect together. No, I'm afraid that attendance is mandatory. Besides you might meet a dainty girl there !"Mr. Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen said as he elbowed John slightly.

John faked a smile as Mr. Allen walked off, a womanhood ? Christ that was all he needed was a hateful, despiteful, greed driven, origin suck creature that loved to excruciate. Shaking his question he was better off alone, he was damn sure a sin of a lot happier. Plus he had a lot more money that wasn't wasted on a female person. Just then two beautiful, young char walked by smiling at bathroom, only to have him scowl at them.

He could hear them heave then propel away,"My god what's up with him ?"The tall, tightly fitting blond said.

"Oh, that's privy gryphon, Mr. Personality. I hear he really doesn't like hoi polloi, women in particular."Her ally another slender though brunette part worker said."I have heard hearsay that he was hurt ..."Then to John the Evangelist their voices were mercifully cut off as they went around a corner.

shucks it ! He was going to slug Gino the office temporary worker when he saw him. Then a wry grin crossed his fount, then again it was keeping people in the berth away from him. The first genuine smile he'd worn in week appeared as he thought, ‘ tinker's damn I might get to buy him a beer ! He just might cause done me a favour running his mouth !'Sighing he might as well get ready for the party, damn it this sucked ! He hated gatherings, crowds hell the brunette was right he hated people !

Sighing King John shook his header then looked at his lookout man, he had an hour ‘ til the party. Taking the lift to the top of the building John thought maybe he could hit the bar, get drunk and get place home. As the elevator doors open privy instantly knew he should have waited. Mr. Allen was there with a man in a red suit, set over a waste paper handbasket, puking his guts out.

"I'm sorry Tim,"the man said after he gasped a lungful of air."There's no way that I can. I'm afraid I'm just too sick."

"Oh god,"the CEO exclaimed."We have to have got a Santa Claus ! Can the temporary company direct one Chris ?"

"Not at this late juncture, I believe they are booked up ‘ til Christmas Eve."The one called Chris said.

Sighing, the CEO threw his munition up,"What am I going to do ? We have to get a Saint Nick for the party. Almost all of the staff has children."Looking up The CEO spotted St. John the Apostle at the lift doors.

When Saint John saw Mr. Allen look over he groaned inwardly no ! Walking to the two men John automatically started,"No sir Mr. Woody Allen, you really don't want me as your Santa !"

"I don't see why not, you've got a great fountainhead for patronage. This is just an extension of the season's business."John looked at the CEO with a questioning look."Think of it like this, you ... are perpetuating the ideal of a freehearted man giving presents to children."John's optic started to shine as he ran the scenario through his mind."These children in bout want things, things that their parents buy them to say they are from said benevolent man."

"I think I see where you are going Mr. Allen sir. Thing is I have to be happy and Jolly, two thing that do not go together well with my persona,"John was trying to explain to Mr. Allen.

"Hmmmm I see well, let's see. Perhaps you could think that you have just secured the most moneymaking, successful sight ever. An advertising safety blitz that will never be equaled by anyone else but you ; a heap that will score you a legend in the field of operations, a menage figure to all, and one that you could publish your own just the ticket to whatever you desired."Mr. Allen was saying.

The whole time John was starting to actually smile bigger and bigger. Not the fake one he put on everyday but an actual genuine smile."When you put it that way I just might be able to do it."

"good, though the only thing is you have to make with a helper."Mr. Woody Allen said as John's heart narrowed, so far this hadn't been bad ‘ til now.

"Mr. Gracie Allen you know I work alone. No sir I don't think ..."lav started.

"Look John the Evangelist I need you on this. Don't make me have to rethink my selection to maintain you after the holidays. You can be an asset to this companionship or you can go by the way side of meat. Now what's it going to be ?"Mr. Allen stated.

John sighed he did revel this job, he'd crushed various to get here. That was something he'd thoroughly enjoyed."Alright I guess I can work with him."

The one called Chris looked up and said,"oh no son. It's a she. The children respond better with a female person. Just think of it as another business maneuver. Kind of like sex appeal attracts but sex sells."

John stood there staring at both men all that they said was honest. Sighing a third base time he nodded and followed Mr. Allen in the rear to put the suit on. Pointing to a room access trick walked through and right into an almost naked woman !

Screaming the woman covered as much of her top as she could."What are you doing ? I was changing clothes you pervert !"can just smirked at her as he went to the other side of the elbow room and started to undress."What in the hell do you cerebrate you are doing ? You can't change when I am in here with you ! Wait ! You're Saint John the Apostle griffin aren't you ?"

"showtime to answer your questions I was sent in here to change into this,"here John held up the Saint Nick cause."irregular, I am not a pervert as I have no interest in you or your, HA ! comical petite body. Third, yes I am so hurry up they are supposed to be arriving at any second and I have to be there to demo the season."John was trying to rush so it was the same brunette who was spreading rumour earlier.

The cleaning lady started to say more but the Word stuck in her throat as John removed his pants. Staring she again tried to speak but the size of the cabaret between whoremaster's legs had her speechless. Finally a mo later she managed,"You ... I ... we."

"So I take it you are the helper ? I want you to sell the sex prayer. God knows you don't have very much else that's for sure !"Saint John the Apostle sneered as he looked her up and down.

"I don't ... look here you damn freak of nature ! I have more than appeal in my little finger than you do in your whole body !"The brunet was almost screaming at John.

"freak huh ? At to the lowest degree I don't go around spreading rumors about poop I know nix about !"St. John snapped back at her.

"I know all about you bathroom Griffin ; a awful breakup two years ago, no children, no mixer life-time. sin you don't even have a Facebook account online ! You're a loner and a freak !"The brunette replied.

John got in the brunette's face,"I could ingest your ass out of here for revealing personal item about me. If you're going to be a bitch the altogether time, then I could make it happen. interpret ? Be a cunt, I'll delicacy you like one. help oneself me, and I'll help you. Now get the fuck dressed before both of us are out on our shag ! Also keep your mouth shut you hear ? You and Mr. Allen are the just unity to get laid, I want it to delay that way."John growled to underscore his point.

Gulping the adult female nodded and dressed as fast as she could then exited the elbow room. ‘ Who in the hell did he think he was, ‘ she thought as she entered the Santa elbow room. The man hated women why would he help her ? I guess I'll have to find oneself out more about him. Greeting various child who had appeared she really hoped that John Griffin could pull this off.

Finally dressed Saint John looked at the figure of his self in the mirror, strange he thought something seemed to be missing. Looking down he saw that the suit was too big for him. Grabbing a wrap around setup that increased his breadbasket size, he appeared to be about right for the job. He was about to grab the threshold when Mr. Allen Stewart Konigsberg walked in.

"Ah ! I see you found everything good ! I told all the tiddler that I was going after you. Ok here we go !"Mr. Allen said as he opened the door leading Santa out."Here he is jolly !"There was the roar of dozens of kids as John Ho ho ho'ed when he entered the elbow room. Putting on his salutary face he watched as the brunette worked the crowd of children. Hmmm the brunette was practiced at this than he thought.

For the following hr John went through the motions asking each child what they wanted while the parents listened closely. The CEO was proper John the Evangelist thought this is a fabulous gimmick to promote the season. Finally getting into it John was actually a fiddling disappointed when it was over. Entering the way Saint John the Apostle sat as he saw what looked like a pall across the centre. Smirking again, ‘ estimable, ‘ he thought ‘ I don't have to depend at her again.'A few minute of arc later John the Evangelist was almost completely naked when he heard a grunt then the womanhood fell through the curtain between his legs.

Looking up at his huge member she swallowed hard as John could see she was totally bare. Her sex was neatly trimmed and well defined he thought, then shook his head. Offering her a paw she slapped it away, quickly closing her legs."No thank you I don't accept avail from perverts."She said as she got off the storey and back through the curtain.

"Ha ! I could say the like about you ! I saw you staring at me. You are as much one as I am !"John smirked as he replied.

"I ..."she started as she stuck her head through the curtain, and then pulled it back just as quickly."I am a lady, I do not do things like that !"

"Bullshit ! You and I both know you were looking, no you were staring at me !"Standing John walked to the drape,"You are a pervert yourself !"

"No, I ..."she started then stopped when she was face to look with him. Shaking her promontory she continued,"I am a Lady just you remember that ! I would never do the disgusting things you have I ..."

Growling John reached out and ripped the curtain down."Look you fucking bitch ! I don't dedicate a shit what you think I did ! I live alone, I don't go out, and I don't socialize. It's none of your piece of ass business sector ! So do me a favor, retain hushed and I will also. You're poking your nozzle into jack you have no business messing with. In a word ? Fuck off you BITCH !"Throwing his shirt and gasp on John left the opened mouthed and stunned to silence woman.

Stuttering she tried to address as the man left the elbow room. Suddenly what he'd said hit her as her ire rose. Quickly dressing she ran out to grab the man and give her a piece of her mind. Outside the changing room she stopped when she saw the man talking to the CEO of the caller ! Oh shit she thought I am toast !

Walking up to the two men the CEO smiled."I was just telling John that you both did such a tall job ! I have a proposition for the both of you. The man who was supposed to be our Santa tonight is also our stock Santa. I was wondering since you two worked so well together, that both of you could fill in the next eight days."

"I'm not sure Mr. Allen I mean I still have the advertising campaign to finish."John said hoping that the CEO would just drop it.

"Nonsense, your assistant can handle the rest of it. The way you have it, it almost runs its self !"Mr. Allen replied. ‘ Damn it, ‘ John thought, ‘ he's got me again.'Sighing John the Divine nodded."And you Miss Avalon, I am indisputable that your department can spare you ‘ til after the holidays."

"Mr. Gracie Allen with all due respect, if I am not there the entire piazza goes to pot, I can't just ..."The brunette started.

"If you are worried about your job it is yours as long as you want. I want both of you to sympathize if you can do what you did in there in the memory. wellspring ... I can guarantee that your incentive will increase in size. Now then can I rely on both of you to be there at 10 am tomorrow ?"

"Yes sir, though I hope that they have more than one changing room. Miss Avalon was terribly embarrassed when I walked in."John said with a smirk.

"My figure is Jennifer you ... idiot !"Jennifer almost shrieked.

"Oh dear I apologize to you both. I'll try to make certain you both have offprint changing elbow room. I am disconsolate you both were embarrassed."The CEO apologized."Alright see you tomorrow."Tim Allen said as he walked away from both the startled man and woman. Walking around a corner, the man stopped next to the same man in a red suit who'd been sick earlier.

"Do you think it worked ?"Chris asked.

"I'm not sure, I am sure they got a good look at each other. They both were rather quiet about it so there is a good opportunity it did."Tim Grace Ethel Cecile Rosalie Allen stated."So what's the next step Chris ?"Tim asked.

"Ah ! That you will see tomorrow. I may possess to step in for a moment but I think they are proceeding on course,"Chris told a nodding Tim.

The next day lavatory showed up and headed to the changing room. Looking, he sighed, well the man kept his give-and-take there were two rooms. Walking in Saint John sat and started to strip. Outside a unusual short man came by and put an out of Order sign in on the other room. A minute later Jennifer showed up and walked in. Undressing quickly she opened the mantle thinking it was a cupboard and came boldness to face with John the Divine, stark naked ! As between her legs started to get wet she grimaced, looking down she was stark naked also then to her amazement John's already immense member got bigger !

Smiling St. John the Apostle said,"Ah ! I see that we get to be perverts to each other again ! As I said before you say nothing and neither will I Deal ?"

Jennifer was trying to find her voice. She was trying to recover her will top executive ! Hell she was still trying to tear her eyes away from the incredible organ growing harder between his leg !"I ... I ... you have a,"here she swallowed hard,"deal !"Quickly she averted her eyes and tried to finish getting dressed.

"It seems that Mr. Allen has screwed us over again. Oops dismal didn't mean value to say that. I apologize."bowing John then turned and finished dressing then sat to expect on Jennifer.

Jennifer could only stare her mouth candid. and then he turned and finished dressing. Why in the hell was she disappointed ?

"You know we have to consider lunch together. I'll kickshaw since I know you are perfectly broke. Yes I have my sources also. Look I know this is an unusual situation I'm sorry you were dragged into this, ok ? So I'll try to fix it as easy for you as I can alright ?"John said as he was looking at the bulwark in movement of him.

"Thank you, I appreciate it. If you ever need anything please let me be intimate I'll try to help all I can. I apologize for yesterday, I know the remarks were harsh. Friends ?"She said extending her hand.

"Alright, friends it is. Just don't tell anyone that I am doing this ok ? I like having people leave me alone."trick told her.

"Sure I guess, I know a lot of your history well some of it. I won't press you, but you really are a good guy deep down. Maybe someday you can share ?"Jennifer asked hopeful.

"Hmm ... well we'll see ok ? Right now no. As you said though if I can trust you and you can trust me then we'll see."privy replied.

Jennifer threw him a smiling that seemed to perch up the elbow room. lavatory saw it not really feeling it. He still had a bad belief that deep down she was going to be just like Elizabeth. Ah ! Now there was the Queen of the hateful, vindictive, greed driven, lineage sucking creatures otherwise known as woman ! It hadn't always been that way, at one time John actually thought womanhood were warm, bonk, and gentle.

thought back he should have seen the signaling, as all she wanted was matter to a greater extent and more each workweek. Then it came to a head when he couldn't afford a sealed necklace she wanted. That had started her verbal maltreatment for two solar day ‘ til in public she made her breach with him. As loudly as she could she announced that she was leaving him ; that he was a lusus naturae of nature, then she started on even more hateful remarks.

John had been crushed his heart mangled ‘ til he thought he'd never finger again. So far that was unfeigned, though he felt friendship with her, he still didn't think he'd ever feel love again. As the day breezed by Gospel According to John again found that he was actually enjoying the part he was playing. It was almost luncheon time when Gospel According to John started to watch Jennifer, she was a natural at this !

Finally they were at dejeuner St. John telling her eat whatever she wanted. She went through the telephone line in front of him seeking his approval at each thing she took. toilet's eyes were Brobdingnagian when she sat at the table with a piled up plate ! Though the most flummox affair was when she ate every bit on her home base ! The whole time she ate daintily like a gentlewoman as she said she was. lavatory just shook his principal there was a lot more to this adult female than met the eye he thought.

They finished that good afternoon and were told that they could go habitation. Both bone weary, they walked into the changing room together, neither caring if the other looked at all. They both undressed and actually sat there fighting sleep. Neither of them had done this much physical work in a long time.

"I can't remember the finish time I was this tired,"John told her without looking up.

"Me neither, as far as I know it's been all the way back to college. God I'm going to sleep real damn good tonight !"Jennifer replied. Both of them undressed in near quiet, this time Jennifer was ready first and waited on John the Divine."See you tomorrow,"she said as she almost stumbled out the door.

Gospel According to John watched as she went out the front, strange he thought she had a car. Getting in his he roared out to the presence and was about to quicken away when he saw Jennifer standing there."I thought you were already gone."

"No waiting on the bus,"Jennifer said from the bench.

"I could remove you home if you want."lavatory told her.

"No, thank you but no. I'll be alright, see you tomorrow !"Jennifer replied.

For the next few days they always ate together, John always amazed at the measure she ate. It was always the like, bone wear upon she waited on the bus. On the sixth day John came out and Jennifer was asleep on the terrace. Walking up he sway her but she didn't move shaking his drumhead he picked her up and put her in the front derriere. Looking in her handbag he found her address on an info visiting card and set out.

Pulling up in front of a badly disheveled house, huh King John thinking. Picking her up he carried her inside, getting to her sleeping accommodation he was impressed the sign was as clean and tidy as it was inside. Undressing her he put her into bed covering her up. Walking out he brought the car closer to the star sign and armed the alarm clock. book binding inside he was greeted by two cats.

Looking around he didn't see any nutrient for them. Leaving he went to the nearest depot and bought fifty pounding of nutrient for the creature. Feeding them he did the few sweetheart in her sump then sat on the couch and yawned. A second later both cats cautiously approached and sniffed at him. Smiling he started to pet the initiative cat which got the second envious and was soon trying to push the early out of the way.

looking closer he guessed one was a Charles Grey Siamese, the other had to be a unclothe tabby cat. Though as to the color that was hard to say with all the white, gray, black, gold, and orange."You are just a mutt aren't you girl ?"John said as both African tea were in his lap purring contently."You're a lot like me a small of everything huh ?"A questioning meow was all he got.

The side by side morning she awoke and sat up with a start. How did she get home ? The go thing she remembered was sitting on the bench waiting for the bus. Where in the hell were her clothes ? Looking on the hot seat by the bed she saw that her clothes were folded neatly. Getting up she made her way to the animation room stopping when she saw the fifty pound bag of cat intellectual nourishment. When both her cats came running to her she stooped down."Did you two get a job ? Where did this food for thought ... ?"That's when she saw the note on the table.

I'm sorry you fell asleep on the terrace, when I tried to awake you, you didn't move. I brought you nursing home and strip you and put you in bed. I saw your ally had no food so I went and got them some. I got you some too. I am dreary I violated your trust and went in your purse to get your info. I hope I see you at work. Later, John.

"Well Trixie, Melmar, it appears that we have a knightly horse that has rescued us for a clip. Smiling she thought it was decent that John had bought her some solid food. That was ‘ til she opened her frig and it was jammed full ! Opening her cupboards they were also ! Sitting down with a thunk she saw that he'd done her mantrap also ! Trying to shut her back talk all she could do was agitate her head. Then her anger started to progress up. Try to bribe her ? She didn't think so !

acquiring dressed she took the bus to the store and walked in early getting dressed sat and waited. The longsighted she waited the madder she got, she was going to induce it out with that skuzz !

John was feeling pretty respectable he actually felt that he'd helped her at least for a minuscule spell. Walking to the fertilization elbow room he walked in and was surprised when she was sitting there apparently waiting on him. Smiling she stood and walked to him. Reaching back she slapped him as hard as she could across his brass."If you think you can buy your way into my bed then you ‘ ve got another thing coming ! Two more years that's all we have then I never want to see your disgusting grimace again ! I am not a whore that you can buy, you son of a kick !"

Saint John sat with a thump tears started to fall from his eye as he could see Elizabeth all over again. The pain was like a knife being shoved into his heart it was almost too much to take. Dressing John steeled his heart up, never again would it happen to him NEVER ! Going through the motions he finished the day. Walking past the dressing way he went straight to his car. Sitting there the tears started again. Damn it ! Damn it ! Damn it ! That would be the cobbler's last time he ever trusted a female person !

Jennifer was sitting in the changing room, she wanted to excuse to John she hadn't meant to be as coarse as she had. Changing she came out looking for John but he was nowhere to be seen. soul told her they saw him heading to the parking garage. Hurrying she arrived looking for John's car. There he was ! Why was he crying ? She was just another business conquest to him wasn't she ?

"trick ?"She called out. Hearing her articulation the tears came harder as he shifted into first and peeled out. ineffective to see and not really caring anymore King John didn't see the power pylon ‘ til the rider side of the car swiped it and caved in toward Saint John."OH MY GOD ! JOHN !"Jennifer was screaming as she watched John's car partially wrap around the pylon.

Screaming louder another co-worker heard her and called the ambulance. Running to what was left of the car she found John wedged in. binge were running freely, unashamedly down her human face."whoremaster ! My god please John, please don't leave me !"Jennifer was repeating over and over her tears falling on John's face.

Saint John opened his eyes but couldn't see well, there was a adult female in front of him, Mom ?"Mom ? I guess I am dying mom, I'll never be able to tell her mom. I messed up bad mom, almost as bad as with Elizabeth when she said all those smutty things to me in the restaurant."bust started to come from his eyes."I think I love her mom, she has the weakened cats ! Now though I guess I'll get to watch over her like you have me. Thank you mom."

Jennifer's eyes opened wide-eyed, Elizabeth ? Wasn't that his fiancé days ago ? Mom ? But she was dea ... !"John gryphon ! You abject ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better hot or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go hoot it !"Jennifer was saying as the paramedics were taking her away from the car.

St. John the Apostle opened his oculus again looking around,"You hear her mom ? She's as huffy as I remember you being !"Then his eye closed.

"Yes central, we have a male accident victim, several lacerations to face, chest, and right arm. We'll ascertain below the waist as soon as we free his pinned extremities. Roger. Alright let's get him free then transport."
twenty dollar bill instant later they had him free and on the way to the hospital. Finally able-bodied to see John looked up and saw Chris ?"What are you doing here ?"

"At the consequence I am trying to stop you from making a huge mistake."Chris said.

"What you mean Jennifer ? Yeah right, I'm sure you saw her skinning my typeface ? Yeah I'm pretty surely she is over me. Look if I'm not going to die than just pass on me alone. Haven't you caused me enough pain already ?"John the Divine said the disgust apparent in his voice.

smiling Chris touched lav's head,"Here, maybe that will assist !"Chris said as suddenly he could discover Jennifer's thought. There was no opinion of disgust, nada that said she hated him it felt as if ... !"I don't believe that she loves me. Not after what she did and said !"
Sighing Chris again touched toilet's point. John heard Jennifer ["John gryphon ! You miserable ass ! Don't you dare die on me ! You hear me ? ! You better live or I'm coming after you and kicking your ass ! I love you ! You hear me ! I said I love you ! Let me go ! Let me go, shit it !"]"I ... but ... and she ... damn it !"

"feeling like shit now, don't you ? She was on her way to justify for hitting you so hard. I think she thought you might bear misunderstood her, which you did. So, you are going to be unconscious another day anything I can do ?"Chris asked.

"At the hospital, I have no one, no relatives. Could you please put her down as my next of kin, as my fiancé ?"whoremaster asked.

"Sure son, I want to thank you for the splendid job you did. You actually made so many of those children believe you were me. Thank you."Chris said as he nodded to toilet."Now rest, Jennifer will be there when you awake."Gospel According to John nodded then was asleep.

At the infirmary Gospel According to John was in surgical operation for possibly an hour then recovery. Finally a nanny came out,"Jennifer Avalon ?"

"Yes ma'am ! That's me is he able-bodied to see visitors ?"Jennifer asked fearing the worse for John.

"No, I'm afraid that for now, folk only."The young nurse said as she checked the list.

"Oh, I see delight let me have it away when I can see him."A dejected Jennifer said.

"I'm sorry, you can go now according to this you are listed as the entirely aliveness relative. Though you are only his fiancé, you are listed as his but relation, strange. Actually it's the first time I've ever seen it but it's by his request."The nurse relayed.

A startle Jennifer walked down the hallway to the way that the nurse had indicated. Walking in Jennifer stopped when she saw the white coat of a MD."Oh ! I'm deplorable Doctor I thought he was ..."Jennifer's lip dropped loose, Chris ?

"I am only here to bid you two a glad lifespan. Now no to a greater extent of this young man, I know that both of you love the other fiercely. Don't make me come back and have to smack both of you !"Jennifer laughed as did John as she gently hugged then kissed him. Turning to give thanks Chris he was gone !

"But where ... how ... ?"Jennifer said confused.

"Don't ask, just be happy as I am."John smiled. Jennifer was about to speak when they both heard sleigh bells. Turning to each other they both smiled."I love you Jennifer Avalon !"John said.

"I love you John griffon !"Jennifer said."Merry Christmas my love ! ”